So, for context on this omake. Emps flubbed his investigation rolled into what happened. He rolled a 44 and 9 (this was with advantage and after Eldrad and the other seers were fucking with him)
Ravenloft rolled a 99 to counter the investigation. This is the omake that explains how this will happen.
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False Reading
There was an uneasy feeling percolating across the Ravenloft contingent. It had been only a few hours since Corvus Corax and the heist team returned to the Night Phoenix with the Goddess Venus. The whole situation, at first, looked to have been a success, even with the failures of the Shell.
Lockcraft, however, knew that something had gone wrong. The Primarch approached the director only
after meeting with Eldrad Ulthran and the goddess. He explained that he would be returning to Sol and likely faced some sort of judgment for his actions.
Unfortunately, the second heist had been too messy and chaotic to not have any evidence left behind that would paint the Raven Guard as the ones behind everything. With that in mind, Corvus explained that Lockcraft would engage the Shambhala Protocol if anything happened to the Primarch and his Legion.
Taking a deep breath, Lockcraft activated the holographic display before him. It flickered to life, projecting a comprehensive overview of the Shambhala Protocol, a meticulously crafted endeavor encompassing every facet of their operations and the safety of their personnel. The protocol was a series of plans that would be enacted to cover the tracks of all Ravenloft operations and move command staff and core personnel into the Black Library.
This was a very mild descriptor, though. It would take years to conclude, and the entire organization would be on the run during that time. No one can erase the existence of a whole group in one year, but the Raven Guard and Eldar made it a lot easier. The Shrike Commission would also be vital in moving funding and necessary resources into secured accounts and vaults.
Lockcraft paced back and forth in his private quarters aboard the Night Phoenix, his mind racing with thoughts and concerns. Nor could he ignore the unease within the Ravenloft contingent. Granted, not everyone was worried about the future that awaited them.
The devout followers of their reborn deity, the Venusians, clustered around Venus, their devotion evident in their every gesture and word. Lockcraft watched them with a mix of curiosity and wariness, wondering about the nature of Venus after she had absorbed the Shard of Khaine and the implications her arrival held for future operations.
But it was the Aeldari contingent that intrigued Lockcraft the most. Their keen interest in Venus, their whispered discussions, and their watchful gazes spoke volumes. No doubt, they couldn't help but notice the uncanny resemblance between the goddess's features and the Aeldari's physiology, sparking questions and speculations within his mind.
Naturally, Lockcraft also wondered what had gone wrong with the ritual. The failed attempt to coax the Godseed into the prepared Shell troubled Lockcraft deeply. Once again, proving that mortals could not predict the nature of the divine or the warp.
How this operation almost failed was a stark reminder. Only through his impromptu ritual had Ravenloft salvaged the whole procedure and the Shell. Yet, the fact that the Shell remained in a dormant state raised concerns about its vulnerability to other warp entities seeking to claim it.
Lockcraft knew he had to find answers to understand the intricacies of what had transpired and its implications for their future endeavors. But his hands were tied by Lord Corax's instructions to listen to the Eldar and monitor Venus.
Restless, Lockcraft approached the hololithic display in his quarters, activating it to review the recordings of the events that had unfolded. He analyzed every detail and interaction, hoping to glean some insight and understanding that would clarify their predicament. Not that it would do him any good; he already reviewed the footage at least four times.
Lockcraft studied the recorded data of the ritual, his eyes scanning the intricate patterns and symbols displayed before him. He couldn't help but feel a sense of relief that their attempt hadn't resulted in the summoning of a daemon or a Reality Abberation. The potential consequences of such a mishap would have been catastrophic.
The tension that had permeated the air during those ten minutes of the ritual was indescribable. Lockcraft had held his breath, his heart pounding in his chest, as the Venusian war-witches followed his instructions precisely. It had been a delicate dance, a precarious balance between mortal sorcery and divine intervention. The thought made Lockcraft crave a stiff drink to calm his nerves. Unfortunately, he never took to the firewater like others had.
Besides, drowning his anxieties in alcohol would offer no solution, no respite from the feeling of impending doom that lingered in the back of his mind. As Lockcraft delved deeper into the data, his frustration grew. There were no clear answers, no neat solutions that presented themselves. It was as if the gods themselves reveled in playing by their own enigmatic rules, leaving mortals to navigate through a labyrinth of uncertainties.
"Leeway," he muttered to himself, his voice laced with determination. "If the gods hold the strings of fate, mortals must seize the threads of possibility."
Lockcraft continued scrutinizing the data, searching for patterns, anomalies, and anything that could offer a glimpse of understanding. He knew his sought answers might elude him, but he was resolved to keep searching. He refused to yield in the face of cosmic mysteries and impending doom. There had to be a way, a glimmer of hope hidden amidst the chaos. If Ravenloft had come this far, should it not be possible to go even further?
Lockcraft's frustration grew as he continued to search for answers, feeling as though he was trying to squeeze water from a stone. The unfairness of their situation weighed heavily on him. They had been on the cusp of achieving another miraculous feat through their own efforts, only to be faced with the need for yet another to get them out of this mess.
Lost in his thoughts, Lockcraft was suddenly jolted by the sound of laughter, faint yet distinct. It wasn't a natural sound but rather an echo resonating within his mind.
He instinctively reached for his modified laspistol, prepared to defend himself against any potential threat. As he cautiously stood up, he surveyed the room and checked outside his office, ensuring his surroundings were secure.
Outside, his security contingent, the heavily armored Ravenloft troops known as "werewolves," stood guard, vigilant and watchful. Lockcraft scanned the area, but there were no signs of any approaching individuals apart from his security detail.
Sergeant Christenson, noticing Lockcraft's cautious demeanor and the grip on his laspistol, inquired about the situation. Lockcraft felt the lingering presence behind him, urging him to remain alert. With determination etched on his face, Lockcraft addressed the sergeant.
"We may have a guest arriving, or they may already be here. If you hear anything unusual, do not create a disturbance unless I send a panic signal," Lockcraft explained, aware of how incredulous his words might sound. He was grateful that such peculiar claims and unconventional orders were not entirely unexpected within the realm of Ravenloft.
Christenson looked perplexed but understood the gravity of the director's words. "Understood, sir," he replied, ready to follow Lockcraft's instructions without question. Lockcraft didn't need to cause a scene now if he had one of their more eccentric guests over.
As Lockcraft closed the door behind him and turned around, his heart skipped a beat as his gaze fell upon an unfamiliar figure sitting casually at his desk. The individual leaned back in the chair, their Harlequin boots resting on the desk's surface as they reviewed the footage of the ritual.
Unlike other Harlequins he had encountered, this one lacked a mask, but Lockcraft couldn't help but wish they wore one. The creature's faded white face paint and piercing yellow eyes made him uneasy. Lockcraft couldn't help but feel a sense of dread as the Harlequin spoke, their voice laced with a delirious smirk.
"So close, and yet so far," the Harlequin remarked, their words carrying a hint of amusement. If there was any ill intention here, Lockcraft didn't feel it. He seriously doubted the Harlequins would send someone to kill him. "Though, you did better than most."
Lockcraft's glare intensified, his grip on the laspistol tightening. "If you're implying that you could have done better, then feel free to enlighten me," he retorted, his tone laced with sarcasm.
As Lockcraft approached his desk, he maintained eye contact with the Harlequin, refusing to back down. "Also, that's my chair," he stated firmly, his voice filled with a touch of authority.
The Harlequin chuckled softly, the sound reverberating through the room. "Ah, possessiveness over a mere chair. How quaint," they replied, their voice dripping with amusement. With deliberate intent, the Harlequin continued to rock back and forth in the chair, causing it to emit a faint squeak. It was a calculated move, a display of control that seemed to mock Lockcraft's territoriality.
Undeterred by the Harlequin's playful demeanor, Lockcraft maintained his composure and pressed for answers. "And who are you exactly? Did the Laughing God send you, or did you just come here of your own volition?"
The Harlequin paused, his eyes gleaming with mischief as he considered his response. "Ah, Mr. Lockcraft, ever the inquisitive mind hidden by a mask of stoic disdain," he replied with a sly smile. "To answer your question, call me Jean Dazzle. And I suppose I was and wasn't sent here by the Laughing One."
Lockcraft arched an eyebrow, noting the human-sounding name chosen by the Harlequin. "Jean Dazzle? Fine, whatever." Lockcraft commented, his voice tinged with annoyance. "Why are you here, sir?"
Jean Dazzle leaned back in the chair, his eyes sparkling with intrigue. "Ah, my dear Lockcraft, I am here to see how this story plays out. You see, I am a seeker of stories, a weaver of tales, and a practitioner of tall tales. Your organization's enigmatic endeavors have, naturally, piqued the interest of many in the halls of the Black Library."
Lockcraft's tone grew slightly impatient as he crossed his arms. "I figured as much," he replied, his voice tinged once more with annoyance. "But you haven't explained why you are here, in this room, speaking with me and disrupting my work."
Jean Dazzle's laughter echoed through the room once more, its eerie quality reminding Lockcraft of glass breaking. "Ah, dear Lockcraft, it is precisely because of your work and its far-reaching consequences that I find myself intrigued," the Harlequin replied, his eyes gleaming with mischief. He gestured toward the hololithic display, indicating the aftermath of the recent endeavor.
Lockcraft's brows furrowed in confusion. "So, you're merely curious about what happened?" he asked, his tone tinged with skepticism. "If you seek answers, I suggest you consult with your god or one of the Farseers. They would be more inclined to satiate your curiosity. Perhaps even Venus herself."
Jean Dazzle leaned forward, his eyes locking with Lockcraft's. "Ah, but you see dear director, it is not the straightforward answers I seek," he replied, his voice laced with a mysterious edge. "If anything, I'm here to provide you with such things."
Lockcraft's skepticism deepened, his gaze narrowing as he glared at Jean Dazzle. "So you are here to render me aid? Offer wisdom and advice?" he questioned, his tone dripping with suspicion. "And who approved this outreach? I don't trust anyone who claims to assist Ravenloft unless I or Corvus has personally vetted them."
The Harlequin's laughter resonated through the room once more, its echoes reverberating off the walls. "Why does any of that matter?" he replied, his expression playful. He gestured toward the hololithic display, drawing attention to the urgency of their situation. "You are looking to help the Primarch, yes? I have an idea for exactly that."
Lockcraft's gaze remained fixed on Jean Dazzle, his stare unwavering. "Then you can report your idea to one of your peers or the Great Seer," he retorted, his voice laced with caution. "Let them explain its merits and contents to me. I won't be so quick to drink from a poisoned chalice."
Jean Dazzle's grin widened, his eyes glittering with mischief. "Ah, but dear director, where is the fun in that?" he replied, his tone filled with amusement and intrigue. "You see, I offer you a gift—a means to throw off the investigation into the Primarch."
Lockcraft's skepticism flared once more, his voice laced with disbelief. "You have a solution to throw off the investigation by the Sigillite, his entire organization, every Arbite in Sol, Astartes, Primarchs, Mechanicum, Psykers, Custodies, and even the Emperor of Mankind himself, who are all working together to figure out why a warp event unseen in thousands of years just happened under all their watch?" he challenged his words carrying a mix of incredulity and defiance.
Jean Dazzle simply nodded, his expression unyielding. "Yes."
Lockcraft's eyes narrowed as he studied the Harlequin, searching for any trace of deception. "If you possess such knowledge, why haven't you shared it with your kin or the Eldar council? Why entrust it to me?"
The Harlequin's amusement grew, his tone filled with cryptic allure. "Because, dear director, the pieces of this intricate dance are already set. You are in a very unique position of holding power to pull the strings and orchestrate a great performance that will befuddle even the most astute observers."
Lockcraft's patience started running thin as he listened to Jean Dazzle's. The Harlequin's cryptic manner and convoluted instructions only added to his growing frustration.
However, he knew better than to dismiss any possibility outright. Options were low, and time was running out to implement any solution.
"Say I listen to your suggestions. I'd be a fool to take them at face value. I will need to verify whatever you tell me," Lockcraft asserted, his voice firm and unwavering.
Their alliance with the Eldar had been beneficial so far, but there was a point where trust had to be verified.
Jean Dazzle nodded, a knowing smile playing on his lips. "A sensible take for a rather unsensible situation you find yourself in," he conceded, his tone laced with amusement. As Lockcraft rose from his seat, he noticed the tattered and bleached body armor of the Harlequin, its holo-field flickering in ethereal patterns.
"Now, let's get to the heart of the matter," Jean Dazzle exclaimed, clapping his hands together. "What you need to do is rather simple... well, actually, it's incredibly complicated and convoluted, but your organization seems to treat such things as old hat now, so what's the difference, eh?"
Lockcraft's irritation peaked. He had little patience for the Harlequin's theatrics. "Just get on with it and tell me what needs to be done," he urged, his voice curt and no-nonsense.
Jean Dazzle let out a theatrical sigh. "Very well, straight to the point," he acquiesced, though a mischievous glint remained in his eyes. "You, Mr. Lockcraft, and your organization will create a divine charm, a false reading that confounds anyone attempting to use the warp to find the True Shell. This charm will be accompanied by the fabrication of a false shell, replicating Venus's essence."
Then the Harlequin paused and laughed, "Though, you must first create a faux faith centered around a deity that doesn't exist in this timeline, and
then you must convince the local warp to accept the charm, false shell, and faux faith."
Lockcraft's brow furrowed as he tried to comprehend the implications. "So, you want me to create a false religion centered around a deity that doesn't exist in this reality," he summarized, his voice tinged with incredulity. "Then, I must somehow convince the warp, the enigmatic plane that has plagued humanity for millennia, to accept this faux god, faith, and a replication of a god's essence. All in the hopes of throwing off any investigation into what truly transpired in Sol."
Jean Dazzle's laughter echoed through the room, a disconcerting blend of amusement and delight. "Ah, you've grasped the essence of it, dear director," he chimed, his eyes sparkling with mischief at his pun. "A grand deception, a web of illusions and manipulated energies. A feat that may baffle even the most astute observers."
Lockcraft's mind raced, evaluating the risks and complexities of the Harlequin's plan. It was audacious, almost insane, but it held the potential to divert enough attention to throw off any investigators. This was beyond absurd. It was dangerous, downright liable to fail. They had already tempted fate once more than once.
Damn it all. They had already gone this far. "Explain to me the specifics," Lockcraft demanded, his voice resolute. "Every step, every detail. And what we need to do to make this work."
Jean Dazzle's satisfaction was palpable in his tone as he responded, "Excellent. You must first acquire the name of the faux god in question. Thankfully, I have it: Errorum. A deity of Secrets, Exploitation, Mistakes, and the Stygian Keyblade."
Lockcraft's mind reeled at the mention of the god's name. A strange sensation washed over him, accompanied by a flickering light at the edge of his vision. It was as if the mere utterance of the deity's name had stirred something deep within him. "A Keyblade? This god isn't just some parallel deity you found... It's a possible godseed based on the Skeleton Key!"
A surge of realization coursed through Lockcraft's mind. Corvus hadn't divulged this crucial detail to him. It was likely that even the enigmatic Primarch himself wasn't aware of this connection. The revelation was both disconcerting and intriguing, but now, it holds no relevance.
Jean Dazzle's surprise flickered across his face momentarily before transforming into a wide, toothy grin. Rows of crooked, yellowed teeth were bared as he exclaimed, "My, my, my! You're quite astute! I expected a few questions, but you unraveled this mystery alone, with only a mere mention of a keyblade to guide you."
"Lucky me," Lockcraft muttered, dismissing any notion of praise. The implications of the Skeleton Key's ability to manifest as a specific parallel Godseed was staggering in terms of significance and danger. It meant that a divine relic had the potential to transform into an actual god.
It also meant that objects of worship could evolve into conscious divine entities. This made Lockcraft think of the Mechanicum and their reverence for Machine Spirits, the Tech-Priests of Mars hinted at the idea that machines themselves could transcend into becoming more than just a simple machines.
All of this worried Lockcraft that the thought of a galaxy where gods could be artificially created through a perplexing fusion of science and prayer was unsettling, to Lockcraft. The devastation ensuing could rival the horrors of the Age of Strife and the Cybernetic Rebellions.
And the Eldar, they knew of such possibilities? This information was at least in the hands of the Harlequins. Regardless, it suggested that their civilization had once possessed the capability to create gods but had perhaps been restrained by their own pantheon.
However, at some point, those restraints had faltered. Leaving the galaxy in its current state. As if Lockcraft didn't need another reason for this organization's existence. Ravenloft needed to comprehend and control the dissemination of this knowledge before someone succumbed to megalomania and sought godhood. Yet, here Lockcraft stood, about to embark on an endeavor equally perilous.
"I require as much information as you can provide," Lockcraft asserted firmly, his tone demanding. If there was any hope for success, he needed a comprehensive understanding and the ability to develop a strategic approach to organize the intricate components of the plan.
"Of course," Jean Dazzle gave another flourish, "My knowledge and skills are at your service. Although I would warn you that you need more than my considerable knowledge to pull this off." Lockcraft needed to gain the services of the Venusians and their goddess. Thankfully, this should be an easy enough sell to both.
"Then we best get started."
How do you create a religion within 48 hours? The intricacies of faith, namely the structuring, and narrative, often were formed organically. No one made an organized institution in a single day but developed the idea around dogmatic practice that arose from simple rituals. Yet more often than not, the name and concept of the god drew the most attention from newcomers.
In short, you create a religion with a simple premise: What does the god offer? That was the first question that Lockcraft and his contingent needed to have answered. Thankfully, Jean Dazzle might have already given it to them.
Errorum, the deity of Secrets, Exploitation, Mistakes, and the Stygian Keyblade. It was a name that held profound meaning once you delved into its essence.
Secrets? Throughout history, humanity has been driven by an insatiable thirst for the mysteries of the universe. The allure of a god who could unveil these secrets, even at a cost, was irresistibly tempting. Imagine the power to create something as extraordinary as the Shell and possess the knowledge of the Godseed's location.
Exploitation? The cult saw an opportune advantage in Sol's ponderous security measures. With Errorum as their patron, they could cunningly exploit the vulnerabilities, breaching the impenetrable defenses of the vault. They would accomplish the audacious feat of stealing the Godseed right from under the watchful eyes of Terra's inhabitants, a testament to both Errorum's power and their own audacity.
Mistakes? Ah, the intricate dance of fate. Errorum, the god of this burgeoning faith, would ensure that mistakes flowed in both directions. The penultimate price for accessing its boundless power. What good are answers and the means to conquer your adversaries if everything proceeds without obstacles? The interplay of triumph and tribulation would imbue the cult's endeavors with depth and challenge, making every step a thrilling and unpredictable journey.
The Stygian Keyblade? A bit harder to define properly, but one of the dharmic members suggested that the keyblade embodies the essence of Errorum. One that serves as a metaphorical key that unlocks hidden knowledge unveils concealed truths, and delves into the depths of forbidden wisdom. The blade aspect "cuts" through the quasi-state of truth and concrete falsehoods of institutions and individuals alike.
In the multifaceted name of Errorum, Lockcraft and his contingent found the foundation for their religious narrative, a tapestry woven with the yearning for secrets, the shrewdness of exploitation, and the delicate balance between triumph and error. Within this framework, it painted a vivid portrait of a deity whose offerings were both tantalizing and perilous. It easily appealed to any mortal follower, hungry for power, knowledge, and mystery that the warp would crave.
Jean Dazzle infused the new faith with his own artistic touches, adding subtle flairs that would catch the attention of the warp and distort any attempts to uncover the truth behind the events in Sol. It was a delicate balance, creating a religion that appeared substantial yet lacked the specific details crucial for genuine belief. This was the essence of their "red herring" strategy, designed to misdirect and confuse those who sought to investigate.
Lockcraft and his contingent successfully created this primitive religion, laying the groundwork for the next phase of their plan—the development of the divine charm, the False Shell. Compared to the intricate complexity of the True Shell, the False Shell had to be a stripped-down version, mimicking its appearance but lacking its true essence.
However, before they could proceed, they needed the aid of Venus. The goddess herself was key to unlocking the secrets required to fabricate the divine charm. It was a crucial step that would require their utmost persuasive skills and negotiation, for they needed her involvement to ensure the authenticity of the False Shell.
Lockcraft was starting to understand that this Jean Dazzle, or whatever his true name was, had to be a relatively high-ranking Harlequin. The healthy amount of fear the Levithan members and other Harlequins showed as they made their way to the med-bay of the Night Phoenix hinted at Jean Dazzle's significant standing among them.
As they made their way to the med-bay of the Night Phoenix, Lockcraft and Jean Dazzle encountered no resistance or attempts to stop them until they found the Venusians, most camped outside the room where their goddess resided.
At the forefront of the Venusian contingent stood Suraia, her displeasure evident upon locking eyes with Lockcraft. Their recent clashes during the emergency ritual strained their working relationship. The tension between them was palpable.
"Director," Suraia's tone carried a diplomatic edge, "What brings you here?"
Lockcraft responded flatly, "To see your goddess, obviously. Certainly not to uncover any more horrors the Dark Eldar have disguised as medical equipment." Suraia silently grimaced, acknowledging the mutual distaste for the Night Phoenix. None of them willingly desired to be aboard this vessel but duty-bound them to endure its dreadful confines until further notice. "Now I must see her."
"No," Suraia defiantly replied, "The goddess has requested not to be disturbed unless either the Warlord's Son or the Great Seer pays her a visit." The Venusians had assumed the role of gatekeepers, an annoyance to the Ravenloft contingent.
"Suraia, this is of utmost importance," Lockcraft pressed on, recognizing the significance of their mission. "I am working on a plan that could undermine the Imperium's investigation into the rebirth of Venus. It would safeguard her followers and herself from possible reprisal measures."
Suraia, deep in thought, appeared partially swayed by his words, but her resistance lingered. "Even if I desired to, our most beloved goddess refuses to allow anyone inside. She guards the Idol with unwavering protectiveness."
"The Idol?" Lockcraft queried, his curiosity piqued.
Suraia sighed, a mix of annoyance and envy coloring her features. "That woman, the Drukhari known as Sachmis. Our goddess dotes upon her like a mother bird. Yet, I cannot fathom why our Radiant Star blesses such a vile creature—captain of this abominable vessel, a slaver, and an unrepentant killer. But I dare not question the wisdom of our goddess."
A mischievous glint danced in Jean Dazzle's eyes as he interjected from Lockcraft's side. "Ah, the irony of fate, my dear Seventh Blood. Be cautious with your words, for zealous followers may interpret such remarks as justification to eliminate the perceived blasphemy of Sachmis."
Suraia's eyes blazed with fury as she locked gazes with Jean Dazzle. "We are not zealots or fanatics, alien! Our faith is built on love and reverence!"
Jean Dazzle snarked back with a sly grin, "Says the War-Witch." He chuckled at the evident embarrassment on Suraia's face, finding amusement in the exchange.
"Bastard clown! You look like you suck the joy out of any room you enter!" Suraia retorted, her anger palpable.
Jean Dazzle laughed again, waving her off with a dramatic flourish. "Oh, how your words bring color to my cheeks!"
However, despite the entertaining banter, Lockcraft reminded them of the pressing timeline. "Please, both of you, let's stay focused. We have a limited window of opportunity at the moment." He drew upon his experience managing disagreements among Ravenloft operatives, well-acquainted with the clashes that arose from a diverse mix of philosophers, scholars, priests, soldiers, scientists, and skeptics.
Seizing the moment, Jean Dazzle interjected, "Might I have a word with the goddess to get this proverbial ball rolling?"
Suraia, skeptical, responded, "You think you can lure her out of that room? I highly doubt that."
Jean Dazzle's smile widened, but the initial playfulness faded. "Oh-ho, but I believe I can. Whether or not you attempt to stop me is another matter entirely." His words carried a blatant threat.
Lockcraft felt a chill creep up his spine, and his surroundings briefly darkened as he watched Suraia tap into the power of the warp. "I'd like to see you try, you walking corpse of a clown."
Before Lockcraft could intervene to defuse the tension, a divine presence enveloped the med-bay, capturing everyone's attention. "Why do I sense the combative nature of individuals, yet no one deemed it necessary to invite me to witness it?"
Emerging seemingly out of thin air, the goddess Venus stood before the trio, emanating the same ethereal energy as when she first arrived. Lockcraft was confused when it was an olive-skinned woman with sun-kissed red hair adorned in a provocative dress uniform appeared before them. Had she changed forms once more?
The Venusians instantly bowed in reverence, and Suraia scrambled to her knees, her voice trembling, "Radiant One! Please forgive the disturbance we have caused in your vigil!"
"I'm surprised you even cared to intervene," Lockcraft said, raising an eyebrow. "I highly doubt a fight would have broken out. Harlequins don't engage in unnecessary conflicts."
Venus responded with a winning smile, her gaze shifting between Lockcraft and Jean Dazzle. "You would be right to assume that, to an extent. However, I was also responding to this creature's summons." She gestured towards Jean Dazzle, who couldn't help but smirk in response to the Sultana's glare.
"Told you I could get her attention," Jean Dazzle remarked, his tone dripping with satisfaction. Suraia's scowl deepened, but Lockcraft's mind was consumed by curiosity. How and when did the Harlequin send out his summons? He knew Jean Dazzle possessed psychic abilities, but communicating with a god while simultaneously conversing with him and Suraia? It was quite perplexing. Another piece of evidence to support that this Harlequin wasn't an ordinary one.
Venus redirected her attention to Lockcraft and Jean Dazzle. "Now then, why have you two called upon me?"
Lockcraft took the lead in explaining their purpose. "We have devised a plan to prevent the Imperium from uncovering the details of your securement and resurrection."
Rather than showing interest, Venus appeared puzzled. "I was informed by the Great Seer that he had everything under control. Why are you attempting to interfere with his machinations?"
"Ah, but you see, oh shining one," Jean Dazzle interjected, his voice filled with theatrical flair. "We believe it would be best to cloud the perspectives of your enemies, cause confusion, and redirect attention through the liberal use of a divine charm."
"A divine charm?" Venus's confusion was evident, but a fleeting moment of discomfort passed through Lockcraft as he felt a brief pain between his eyes. Venus spoke once more, her voice tinged with understanding. "You seek to create a false impression within the warp. Clever. However, you would require a substantial reserve of conceptualized design and energy, or at the very least, a viable instrument to establish a new narrative."
"Oh, but we can create such an instrument using another, more significant one as its foundation. The Shell of Venus, initially prepared by Ravenloft for you, would be an ideal anchor and catalyst for this new story. We merely need an imprint of your essence to bring it to life."
Lockcraft had a rough grasp of Jean Dazzle's proposal, but some aspects were new. Could a psychic imprint of a god truly be crafted? Furthermore, could a potent instrument or conceptualized design provide the necessary groundwork for a divine charm?
Venus contemplated the idea. "If you have the story prepared...?"
"We do," Lockcraft affirmed with a nod. "And we will require the assistance of your followers in this endeavor."
Suraia's displeasure at her people being recruited for Jean Dazzle and Lockcraft's plan was evident, but Venus seemed to be warming up to the notion. "I will need to access the Shell if only to elevate it to the status of the True Shell. Otherwise, the warp may become disoriented or attempt to undermine an instrument of my will."
"Of course," Jean Dazzle readily agreed, much to Lockcraft's reservation. Ravenloft put The Shell of Venus on hold for further research. However, as if sensing his concerns, the Goddess of Love and War spoke.
"Do not worry, Director. I merely need to embrace the Shell briefly, allowing it and me to establish a mutual understanding."
Surprisingly, Lockcraft found himself considering that the claim wasn't entirely outlandish. Over time, he understood that Titan Princeps had to establish similar arrangements with the God-Machines of the Titan Legions. Why wouldn't the Shell and Venus operate on a similar principle if such a connection was required there?
Besides, he realized he didn't have much choice in the matter. With a resigned sigh, he relented, "Fine."
The group took a bit longer to reach the holding bay where the Shell of Venus was kept. The goddess conversed and interacted with her devoted followers during those ten minutes. Lockcraft couldn't help but notice the natural charisma that emanated from her.
Venus possessed an undeniable allure that seemed to effortlessly sway and convince those who looked at her. It troubled Lockcraft, not because he believed she didn't deserve such admiration or that her divine status granted her these abilities, but because she could manipulate and persuade others effortlessly.
He didn't like it. Not because she didn't deserve the admiration or that her divinity gave her such abilities, but rather how easy Venus made it all look to sway and convince anyone that looked upon her. A beautiful woman held the power to sway the masses, and a cunning one could influence even the most powerful individuals to her cause.
Yet, Venus's charisma and magnetic pull rival that of the Primarchs. Lockcraft reasoned that it could be attributed to her followers being the most fervent and devoted, but as the goddess of Love and War, her domain held significant influence in the galaxy. If interpreted broadly enough, love could encompass countless individuals, drawing them in with power and influence.
Upon reaching the holding bay, where the Ravenloft security and research contingent and the Venusians prepared for the upcoming ritual, Lockcraft was compelled to ask a question lingering in his mind.
"Once everything is resolved, regardless of the outcome," he began, "what are your plans, Venus?"
The goddess's expression turned amused, and her reply was as outrageous as blunt. "Oh, nothing too complicated. I intend to rebuild my cult, start a few wars, make some people fall in love with me, and continue my exploration of the galaxy. You know, get into some trouble."
"You make light of it, but you acknowledge that your actions will inevitably cause chaos," Lockcraft said, his voice tinged with seriousness and conviction.
Venus's expression turned even more amused as she replied, "Ah, but when does change not disrupt the wheel of the status quo? When does any action or inaction fail to cause trouble? And chaos, to whom? I believe every ambitious individual has stirred up trouble in their life, particularly if they stand for something. Your actions here are no exception; they, too, are causing chaos."
Lockcraft paused, considering her words. He knew there was a difference between the chaos Venus spoke of and the stability he sought to maintain. He had a clear purpose in mind—to prevent further loss of life and instability within the Imperium, even if it meant going against its authorities.
"This is different. I intend to prevent further loss of life or instability within the Imperium, even if I technically act against it."
But Venus, still amused, countered, "Director, surely you must recognize that those in power won't perceive your actions as anything but impeding an investigation into a matter that I imagine holds great importance to your Emperor of Mankind. They would call such actions treason."
"I am not a traitor," Lockcraft asserted firmly. "Everything I do is sanctioned by the Primarch. Just because our work may contradict the High Lords' mandates doesn't mean it lacks benefit for humanity. Besides, it saved you, didn't it?"
Venus's grateful smile acknowledged the truth in his words. "Indeed, Corvus and Ravenloft have my thanks and eternal friendship, as do you, Director. But let us not forget that actions carry consequences. If you continue on this path, do so with unwavering conviction, even if it means making enemies. It is better to stand for what you believe in than to stand for nothing at all."
Before Lockcraft could pose another question, Jean Dazzle and Suraia approached them. "I believe we are ready to commence this performance. With your permission, Shining One," Jean Dazzle said, his tone carrying a hint of disrespect that the Sultana chose to ignore, and Venus didn't seem bothered by it either.
With everyone in their designated positions, Venus swiftly and unceremoniously transformed into a being of dark, violent energy. Lockcraft couldn't help but draw a parallel to the sunset on the planet Venus. The goddess appeared to channel herself into the Shell of Venus.
Whatever transpired within the Shell took mere moments before Venus emerged, again sporting a radiant smile. This time, she assumed a more Eldar form, with flowing blond hair, tannish skin, and mesmerizing golden eyes. Her attire was a tantalizing, slightly revealing robe crafted from red and white silks.
"She changes forms as effortlessly as a woman changing her shoes or dresses," Jean Dazzle remarked, a half-joking tone in his voice. Lockcraft couldn't help but agree. Venus seemed to have an aversion to remaining in one form for too long, embracing her fluidity and unpredictability.
Lockcraft couldn't help but feel a sense of unease. Dealing with unpredictable and elusive gods was looking to be an issue. Their ever-shifting personalities and motives made them difficult to track and anticipate. The Chaos God Tzeentch, as described in the notes provided by Corvus, exemplified this with its ability to manipulate the laws of physics to suit its chaotic and often bizarre schemes.
However, Venus, a goddess of Love and War, had a certain level of predictability within her domains. She was open about her desires, or at least those she revealed to Lockcraft. Taking note of this observation for future reference, Lockcraft's attention was drawn to something materializing in Venus' right hand. To his bewilderment, it resembled an unidentified idol or totem made of liquid stone, taking the form of a... sea-shell. How fitting for the situation.
Approaching Lockcraft and Jean Dazzle, Venus held the non-euclidean object in her hand. "I must say, the Shell is quite comfortable, albeit a bit snug in some places," she remarked.
"Don't tell me it rides up in uncomfortable places," Jean Dazzle quipped, eliciting a chuckle from Venus. Lockcraft ignored the inappropriate comment and focused on examining what he believed to be the divine charm.
"So, this is the divine charm?" he inquired.
Venus nodded in affirmation. "Indeed. All you need to do is place this over the heart of your False Shell and invoke the new name given to it. Recite the necessary prayers, stories, and whatever else you have prepared. The warp will take care of the rest."
Extending the sea shell towards Lockcraft, he cautiously accepted it. The divine charm felt moist and slippery in his hands, yet his palms remained dry and unaffected by any residue. It seemed so alive as if a tiny crustacean might suddenly emerge from within.
"Dare I inquire what would happen if a mortal were to... utilize this on themselves?" Lockcraft ventured, already sensing that the outcome would not be pleasant.
Jean Dazzle spoke up, his tone grave. "It would result in a complete shift of one's soul and personality, most likely transforming them into a quasi-daemon or a warp spawn. Most mortals cannot withstand such a conceptual shift without considerable mastery over the warp. What you might refer to as Alpha-level proficiency."
"Even then, I would strongly advise against it," Venus added, her expression tinged with a hint of ancient wisdom. "It is not a desirable fate; that much is certain."
Taking note of their cautionary words, Lockcraft kept his gaze fixed on the divine charm. Its otherworldly allure drew his mind in, causing a slight discomfort in his eyes, prompting him to avert his gaze. It was time to refocus on the task at hand.
"Now, we must proceed with constructing the False Shell," he asserted, acknowledging the significant challenge ahead. "Fortunately, it doesn't need to be as grand and potent as the True Shell. It simply needs to be suitable for a god, like Errorum."
Jean Dazzle's eyes gleamed with excitement at the prospect. "Ah, that is where my expertise lies. I can shape the materials needed for the False Shell and, more importantly, ensure it is intentionally flawed."
Lockcraft nodded, understanding the strategy. "Exactly. Since Errorum is a god of mistakes, making the cult's creation appear imperfect is clever. Anyone investigating will assume that the cult was provided with defective materials and instructions, leaving behind misleading evidence." He marveled at the multitude of skills and talents Jean Dazzle possessed, surpassing the capabilities of any individual Harlequin he had encountered thus far. But this was the final hint that Jean Dazzle was anything but normal.
With his arms crossed, Lockcraft grew weary of the charade. "Enough games, Jean Dazzle. Who are you really?"
Upon hearing the name Jean Dazzle, Venus's incredulous voice filled the air. "Jean Dazzle? What kind of...?" Her voice trailed off as she narrowed her eyes, and a faint blush colored her cheeks. "Cegorach!" Her tone held displeasure and annoyance.
Lockcraft realized he should have recognized that the enigmatic Harlequin was none other than the Laughing God himself, Cegorach. However, there was a nagging feeling that Cegorach had employed some trickery to obfuscate his true identity and prevent Lockcraft from unraveling the ruse.
Cegorach's laughter echoed with a disconcerting tone. "Oh, the fact that the mortal couldn't see through my guise was one thing, but it's rather amusing that it took you, the
Shining One, this long to catch on."
Venus, clearly not pleased with being caught up in the joke, responded, "Nice to meet you too, I suppose." Her tone carried a hint of annoyance at her own failure to discern Cegorach's true identity until Lockcraft had caught on. "This certainly wasn't how I envisioned our first encounter..."
Cegorach grinned, relishing in the subversion of expectations. "I do enjoy defying expectations and pulling the wool over people's eyes." He then turned his attention to Lockcraft. "And you, director, are quite intriguing. You actually put up some resistance, albeit unsuccessful. But the fact that a part of your mind tried to resist me is more than I can say for most during their first encounters. Consider it an honor."
Lockcraft didn't particularly feel honored. "Why all the tricks, though? It could have saved us both a considerable amount of time."
Cegorach's gaze shifted to Venus, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Because, unlike our straightforward companion here," he gestured towards the frowning Venus, who clearly disliked being labeled as straightforward, "I possess the talent for misdirection."
"Hmph!" Venus huffed in annoyance, her frustration evident. "Since the two of you have matters under control, I will return to overseeing my little conduit." She shot a sharp glare at Cegorach. "We will certainly have a discussion later. Count on it."
The Laughing God seemed unfazed by her threat. "Yes, yes. You'll want to establish your ground rules and assert your…dare I say,
dominance." He giggled at the double entendre before waving off the irked goddess nonchalantly, earning another glare before Venus departed from the hold in a flash of light.
After a brief pause, Lockcraft turned his gaze towards Cegorach, a hint of concern in his eyes. "Should you be antagonizing her like that?"
"Do not worry about her. You might have noticed she was all smiles before discovering who I was. No doubt an aspect of Khaine bubbling to the surface." He smiled at Lockcraft, "But this is also our first meeting, Director Lockcraft."
That was true, "Yes. Although I imagined our first encounter would be during our interview." At least then, it would have been a more controlled face-to-face than this.
"Well, now we get past all that awkward ice-breaking and can have a frank and friendly conversation!" The rictus smile that adorned Cegorach's face did nothing to alleviate Lockcraft's unease at the prospect of a conversation with the enigmatic Laughing God.
"Now then, how about we finish this business of making a False Shell?"
More than a little eager to get back to work, Lockcraft nodded and started redirecting the Venusians for the next stage of this plan. He kept a note of what he just learned, albeit not verbally, from the Laughing God. His power was strong enough to deceive even gods' minds, and his unpredictable nature was beyond dangerous.
True to his word, Cegorach provided the necessary materials and expertise to fashion the False Shell. The Laughing God admitted that his craftsmanship might appear unimpressive to most, but he was more than capable in this endeavor.
Instead of employing wraithbone or traceable Eldar components, he utilized materials that the Venusians would have sourced or acquired: steel, titanium, adamantine, rockcrete, and other mundane substances.
Lockcraft couldn't fathom how these disparate materials could be blended together. In one moment, there was a chaotic heap of rubble and debris. Then, Cegorach's laughter resounded with such intensity that it resembled an Ogryn bellowing through a loud hailer yet miraculously caused no harm to anyone's ears. And just like that, a rather unsightly statue materialized in the center of the meticulously prepared ritual circle.
The False Shell was hideous! Yet Lockcraft had to admit there was something beautiful and pathetic about it. As if it was shaped by children's hands, molding their hopes and fears into something that embodied a sad attempt to call upon salvation.
Throughout their encounters, Ravenloft encountered numerous feral worlds where the inhabitants worshipped totems and idols that invoked potent forces or spirits. These objects were revered for their ability to crush enemies, bring forth rain or sun, or safeguard against malevolent entities.
However, gazing upon the False Shell evoked no sense of power or awe. Instead, it felt akin to casting a message in a bottle into the vast, unforgiving sea, hoping that someone or something would aid stranded souls amidst an impending storm.
In that sense, Errorum responded to the call of those weary souls, whether for their betterment or detriment. The irony wasn't lost on Lockcraft, as he seemingly sought to do the same, albeit for different reasons.
"Now then," Cegorach spoke, his gaze fixed on Lockcraft with anticipation, "We must bestow upon it the divine charm."
As anticipated, the False Shell readily accepted the charm. Lockcraft merely had to place the object on the chest of the unsightly statue, and it was promptly absorbed. The Laughing God then instructed the Venusians and the Ravenloft contingent to channel the warp and offer their "prayers" to the absent deity.
Observing the unfolding ritual, Lockcraft couldn't help but acknowledge that its success hinged greatly on Cegorach's involvement. The presence and power of the Laughing God bestowed a sense of legitimacy upon the proceedings. After all, Cegorach had already played a part in creating the Skeleton Key, ensuring its success despite the near-undoing caused by the Reality Aberration. He had consistently provided the resources and information necessary for the Venusian heist to prosper.
So what did he get out of this?
Regardless, Lockcraft felt the atmosphere in the room undergoes a palpable shift. Whispers assailed his hearing, and the edges of his vision were tinged with a crimson and golden glow. The warp was listening. It seemed both amused and intrigued by the unfolding ritual. Perhaps the entities and spirits observing from beyond were unaware of the precise nature of the proceedings, or maybe they were simply eager to witness the Laughing God's performance outside the confines of the Black Library.
The effect was staggering. Lockcraft watched as the False Shell pulsated with eldritch power, emanating an otherworldly glow and hum. The wretched and despicable statue metamorphosed into a form that resembled a being alien to this galaxy and reality itself.
Gazing upon the transformed form of Errorum was a challenging feat. It wasn't due to physical pain or discomfort but rather an innate sense that Lockcraft's soul acknowledged his unpreparedness to witness the true visage of Errorum.
It felt like there was a timing, a moment when he would be ready, but that moment hadn't arrived yet.
Like gazing upon a secret that was better left uncovered.
Nonetheless, the ritual's completion brought a satisfied expression to Cegorach's face. This indicated success, albeit success defined within the context of their intricate plan. The past few hours had been fraught with stress and intensity, leaving Lockcraft pondering whether he should take pride in the outcome.
In the face of the enigmatic and convoluted scheme that had unfolded, Lockcraft did feel relief. Deep down, he recognized that he had played a pivotal role in shaping events, even if the full extent of their consequences remained shrouded in uncertainty. Only time will tell if this was the right choice.
Cegorach approached him, "Well, I believe we can call this a successful pet project for you and your organization. Your part in all of this is over. I will take the False Shell and ready it for its…deployment? Yes, deployment."
That was all well and good, but there was still one last problem to resolve, "We still haven't talked to Eldrad Ulthran about this."
"Oh, that was handled hours ago." Cegorach smile looked a bit too odd now. Lockcraft could see what he thought was melting wax or some other material. "I've been speaking with him this entire time while working with you through this puppet."
"Puppet?" Lockcraft narrowed his eyes and realized what had happened, "This isn't your true form, then."
Laughing at the realization, Cegorach nodded, "Jean Dazzle is one of
many masks I have worn. Just like the Shining One, I too like to change
outfits quite often." He gave an apprising look to Lockcraft, "You did quite well for yourself, as did your Ravenloft. Eldrad and I are impressed."
"That's all well and good, but will this actually help Corvus? How will you even get it back to Sol without anyone noticing?" By now, the entire system was swarming with investigators and powerful individuals.
Cegorach didn't laugh, but Lockcraft heard the echoing laughter in his mind, "You should know by now, Director, if I want to
be somewhere or do
something, I can and will." The visage of Jean Dazzle started to fade away, "Regardless, I need to get the False Shell ready. Your contribution will be remembered, and we will most
certainly be in touch."
In a blink of an eye, Cegorach vanished, taking the False Shell with him, leaving behind a confused Venusian and Ravenloft contingent. Lockcraft took it upon himself to explain that their mission had been successfully accomplished. Upon hearing this, Suraia and her Venusians promptly departed to return to their goddess, their duty fulfilled.
Once the immediate matters were settled with the Ravenloft contingent, Lockcraft sought solace in his office, yearning for a moment of respite to reflect on the repercussions of his actions. The False Shell now rested in the hands of Cegorach and the Eldar, and Lockcraft could only hope that it would be utilized for benevolent purposes rather than contributing to the machinations of chaos.
Yet, even as he contemplated the outcome, Lockcraft couldn't shake the nagging realization that he had been skillfully guided and perhaps manipulated by the Laughing God throughout the entire endeavor. The true motives and methods of Cegorach remained elusive, leaving Lockcraft to question his own complicity in the grand scheme of things.
He willingly paid such a price in his unwavering dedication to aiding the Primarch, utilizing any means available. As he reflected on the experience, Lockcraft acknowledged that he had gained valuable insights into the complexities of divine beings and the intricate dynamics among the gods.
Nevertheless, Lockcraft made a note to try and better understand the more subtle acts of manipulation, misdirection, and guile. Because if there was one lesson that Cegorach taught him, it was that even a
god can be fooled.
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@Daemon Hunter Okay, here is the next omake.