HUMAN TECHNOLOGY IS THE BEST IN THE GALAXY ??!?!!!!?!?!? (non canon)
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HUMAN TECHNOLOGY IS THE BEST IN THE GALAXY ??!?!!!!?!?!?
An outpost covered in snow with the lights on is seen in in a snowy part of the planet , however, boots crunching through snow drew the eye. The man wearing them closed in on the outpost, and placed his hands on the wall of the building.
MICHEEL: I'll read the heat inside. The fireplace is lit. Four lights on the wall, two on the ceiling. Two on the desk… no, three. Four humans standing by the wall. From the right, their heights are 178 cm, 174 cm, 181 cm, 178 cm. One human is by the fireplace. He's 183 cm tall. Five humans, all male.
MICHEEL ;took a step back, before summoning his arm blade. He sped along the wall with one clean slice, going from high, smoothly to low, back up, then back down, to account for the heights of everyone inside. The speed at which he moved knocked his hat off, and he spun his arm to retract the blade. He stood, outlined by the large moon and glared with red eyes at the wall.
Inside, blood was splattered along the walls as five bodies lay on the ground, decapitated, while a man sat dead with another man's head on top of his own.
MICHEEEL :stood on the windowsill, observing his work, before his eyes slowly drifted to a figure he somehow hadn't seen. The team raised their eyebrows, how come that guy wasn't eviscerated?
the Figure: So you're micheel? You're fast. In just a few hours you heard about your friend's death, then learned we had obtained the Stone, and have come for it. And this brutal, calculated assault… none of my men made a sound as they died.
The man was the admiral from before, although his face was still shadowed by his hat. micheel walked into the room, eyeing him.
MICHEEL : I'm sure there were five men in this room. So, why can't I sense your body heat?
the admiral : Heh. Why won't you come closer to find out?
He brought out his arm blade, readying himself for battle, before Joseph's voice suddenly rang out from behind the colonel, and through a door. "Oh boy, it's Joseph." Ruby whispered. Aurelian opened the door to the room, angrily glaring at the occupants.
Joseph: Hey, dickheads! Do I have to wait forever for foo- HOLY-
His question was ignored by both of the other occupants in the room as he noticed the mutilated corpses around, as micheel suddenly jumped into the air and brought down his Bone Blade onto the colonel's head. Joseph gasped when he saw who it was.
Aurelian: micheel !
The admiral's glove shredded, revealing a robotic hand holding onto the blade. Kars' eyes widened in surprise.
micheel : it's mechanical!
Aurelian, meanwhile, focused on something else, watching as the admiral hat split, revealing the man beneath.
Aurelian: You're…Otto !
Aurelian: Stroheim! DOUBLE SHOCK! Kars… And otto, Who I thought was blown to bits in Mexico! They're both right here!
.
Aurelian: micheeel is here! And Otto too! His hand is metal, and his face is wrapped in strange machinery! The Germans are hiding incredible medical technology… is it for military use? Is that what saved you, otto?
Otto :turned to him with a grin, as the red eye piece over his right eye flipped up.
Otto : Aurelian, even hell can't keep me.
Joseph I'm a bit happy. No wonder you know me, you sneaky basterd .
otto: I DON'T NEED HELP THIS TIME, I NEED YOU TO WATCH ME WORK.
Aurelian grinned at otto swords, before taking a step back and wincing at the glare micheeel was sending at him. The fallen was completely ignoring otto's grip on his arm in favor of staring daggers through Aurelian.
Joseph: Holy shit, you're pissed. How'd you know it was me?
micheeel: Don't talk to me.
Aurelian grinned and threw his arm to the side.
Aurelian: You think I'm gonna let you psyche me out, micheel?!
micheel just kept staring at him, causing sweat to roll down the side of his chiseled face.
micheel: Aurelian… Once I take the Stone, I'm going to tear you apart. then am going to ascend to deamon princedom to kill that failure of a father
Joseph: Are you speaking as a warrior? Or do you just want revenge, Kars?!
As the two warriors glared at each other, Stroheim, Who was still grasping Kars' blade and seemingly forgotten, spoke up.
Stroheim: Oi, micheel! Look here, I will be your final opponent!
micheel: No machine can stop me!
otto: Oh? You think so?
Suddenly, otto's other arm bent fully around his back, in a way that most certainly would have dislocated several bones, or would have required the breaking of others to make possible. He pinched Kars' hand, and Joseph blinked in shock.
Aurelian: Arms don't bend like that! Are both of his limbs mechanical?!
otto pinched down harder, and the sound of tearing flesh and metel was made apparent as otto grinned widely..
otto: AND NOW!
The flesh on micheel ' hand was ripped off, and the fallen hissed as he managed to break free from the admiral's grasp and jump away.
otto suddenly slammed both of his heels together, stood up as straight as a board,and saluted
otto: MY POWER IS BASED ON DARK AGE TECHNOLOGY ! I, STROHEIM, WILL FUCK YOU UP!
He reached down and grasped a random metal ball from a table, his mechanical hand twirling around .
otto: And so, micheel… we've calculated how much we should reduce you to eliminate you.
He crushed the ball easily, a difficult feat for a normal human.
otto: I'll pluck you like a grox, one damn square centimeter at a time! Oi, Aurelian!
He spun and threw the crushed ball at Joseph, who quickly blocked it.
otto: Don't you dare feel sorry for me... MY PROUD NEW MECHANICAL FOOOOOOORM, IS THE PEAK AND THE PRIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN SCIENCE AT IT'S FINEST! YOU COULD SAY, I HAVE TRASCENDED MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
He pulled the front of his uniform to the side, revealing a mechanical torso, with a machine gun jutting from where his belly button should have been, with an ammo belt falling to the ground with how large it was.
Joseph: H-his torso is mechanical too?!
*BRATATATATATATATATATATATA*
micheel attempted to dive backward just as otto opened fire, sending bullets flying by the dozens and tearing through both him and the wall of the outpost.
An outpost covered in snow with the lights on is seen in in a snowy part of the planet , however, boots crunching through snow drew the eye. The man wearing them closed in on the outpost, and placed his hands on the wall of the building.
MICHEEL: I'll read the heat inside. The fireplace is lit. Four lights on the wall, two on the ceiling. Two on the desk… no, three. Four humans standing by the wall. From the right, their heights are 178 cm, 174 cm, 181 cm, 178 cm. One human is by the fireplace. He's 183 cm tall. Five humans, all male.
MICHEEL ;took a step back, before summoning his arm blade. He sped along the wall with one clean slice, going from high, smoothly to low, back up, then back down, to account for the heights of everyone inside. The speed at which he moved knocked his hat off, and he spun his arm to retract the blade. He stood, outlined by the large moon and glared with red eyes at the wall.
Inside, blood was splattered along the walls as five bodies lay on the ground, decapitated, while a man sat dead with another man's head on top of his own.
MICHEEEL :stood on the windowsill, observing his work, before his eyes slowly drifted to a figure he somehow hadn't seen. The team raised their eyebrows, how come that guy wasn't eviscerated?
the Figure: So you're micheel? You're fast. In just a few hours you heard about your friend's death, then learned we had obtained the Stone, and have come for it. And this brutal, calculated assault… none of my men made a sound as they died.
The man was the admiral from before, although his face was still shadowed by his hat. micheel walked into the room, eyeing him.
MICHEEL : I'm sure there were five men in this room. So, why can't I sense your body heat?
the admiral : Heh. Why won't you come closer to find out?
He brought out his arm blade, readying himself for battle, before Joseph's voice suddenly rang out from behind the colonel, and through a door. "Oh boy, it's Joseph." Ruby whispered. Aurelian opened the door to the room, angrily glaring at the occupants.
Joseph: Hey, dickheads! Do I have to wait forever for foo- HOLY-
His question was ignored by both of the other occupants in the room as he noticed the mutilated corpses around, as micheel suddenly jumped into the air and brought down his Bone Blade onto the colonel's head. Joseph gasped when he saw who it was.
Aurelian: micheel !
The admiral's glove shredded, revealing a robotic hand holding onto the blade. Kars' eyes widened in surprise.
micheel : it's mechanical!
Aurelian, meanwhile, focused on something else, watching as the admiral hat split, revealing the man beneath.
Aurelian: You're…Otto !
Aurelian: Stroheim! DOUBLE SHOCK! Kars… And otto, Who I thought was blown to bits in Mexico! They're both right here!
.
Aurelian: micheeel is here! And Otto too! His hand is metal, and his face is wrapped in strange machinery! The Germans are hiding incredible medical technology… is it for military use? Is that what saved you, otto?
Otto :turned to him with a grin, as the red eye piece over his right eye flipped up.
Otto : Aurelian, even hell can't keep me.
Joseph I'm a bit happy. No wonder you know me, you sneaky basterd .
otto: I DON'T NEED HELP THIS TIME, I NEED YOU TO WATCH ME WORK.
Aurelian grinned at otto swords, before taking a step back and wincing at the glare micheeel was sending at him. The fallen was completely ignoring otto's grip on his arm in favor of staring daggers through Aurelian.
Joseph: Holy shit, you're pissed. How'd you know it was me?
micheeel: Don't talk to me.
Aurelian grinned and threw his arm to the side.
Aurelian: You think I'm gonna let you psyche me out, micheel?!
micheel just kept staring at him, causing sweat to roll down the side of his chiseled face.
micheel: Aurelian… Once I take the Stone, I'm going to tear you apart. then am going to ascend to deamon princedom to kill that failure of a father
Joseph: Are you speaking as a warrior? Or do you just want revenge, Kars?!
As the two warriors glared at each other, Stroheim, Who was still grasping Kars' blade and seemingly forgotten, spoke up.
Stroheim: Oi, micheel! Look here, I will be your final opponent!
micheel: No machine can stop me!
otto: Oh? You think so?
Suddenly, otto's other arm bent fully around his back, in a way that most certainly would have dislocated several bones, or would have required the breaking of others to make possible. He pinched Kars' hand, and Joseph blinked in shock.
Aurelian: Arms don't bend like that! Are both of his limbs mechanical?!
otto pinched down harder, and the sound of tearing flesh and metel was made apparent as otto grinned widely..
otto: AND NOW!
The flesh on micheel ' hand was ripped off, and the fallen hissed as he managed to break free from the admiral's grasp and jump away.
otto suddenly slammed both of his heels together, stood up as straight as a board,and saluted
otto: MY POWER IS BASED ON DARK AGE TECHNOLOGY ! I, STROHEIM, WILL FUCK YOU UP!
He reached down and grasped a random metal ball from a table, his mechanical hand twirling around .
otto: And so, micheel… we've calculated how much we should reduce you to eliminate you.
He crushed the ball easily, a difficult feat for a normal human.
otto: I'll pluck you like a grox, one damn square centimeter at a time! Oi, Aurelian!
He spun and threw the crushed ball at Joseph, who quickly blocked it.
otto: Don't you dare feel sorry for me... MY PROUD NEW MECHANICAL FOOOOOOORM, IS THE PEAK AND THE PRIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN SCIENCE AT IT'S FINEST! YOU COULD SAY, I HAVE TRASCENDED MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
He pulled the front of his uniform to the side, revealing a mechanical torso, with a machine gun jutting from where his belly button should have been, with an ammo belt falling to the ground with how large it was.
Joseph: H-his torso is mechanical too?!
*BRATATATATATATATATATATATA*
micheel attempted to dive backward just as otto opened fire, sending bullets flying by the dozens and tearing through both him and the wall of the outpost.