The Life and Times of a Half Saiyan King (Thread2)
- Thread starter lordchaos99
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- United states
Uh, pretty damn sure having a sex life is normal in relationships.
- Location
- Anatolia
I'm talking about the number of kids, the sex alone wouldn't be enough to make me say this. But that Bulma is willing to have this many kids is.
lordchaos99
(I have left SV)
Partially curiosity at Saiyans, partially the idea Goku is if not the last of his race then definitely endangered.
And partially Goku being a buff martial artist able to bend steel.
Also the general timing of the pregnancies.
Gossard/Gohan is a year after they get together (to the day, Gohan's birthday is same as the World Martial Arts Tournament), so conception is 3 months after. Roughly the honeymoon phase given unlike ChiChi they don't immediately get married (due to not having a prearranged marriage and also Bulma would totally want an extravagant planned event)
Gottex the night before Goku leaves to train in the Afterlife
Goose was conceived around the same time ??? was, and also when Gottex became more independent spending the majority of her time on the Lookout (damn geniuses) and Gossard spent most of his time with Piccolo learning Magic and the Demon King style.
Bulma isn't planning on letting this girl fly off either, she WILL have a Princess to spoil just like ??? does to her daughter, and ???'s upcoming son will be the same as as Goose and they can arrange playdates and ship them like she does with Chichi about Buru and Gottex.
She made very sure this time, no freaky Saiyan stuff. Nothing on Goku's contribution to spoil her Perfect Princess to Spoil and Dress Up and be Perfect.
No Saiyan colors to mess with things.
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- Anatolia
So just to verify, is it one of those miracle marriages?
- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
So naturally its going to go horribly wrong.
- Location
- Australia
Not really? It was a perfected blue spark. With the briefs trait. Kids guaranteed to be superhuman. Just not really based on being physically matters. Blue means everything about being human is super charged. So super charged briefs science.
DevilsAdvocate
Always follow the golden rule.
*Temporal paradoxes*Death Rays* Androids*
I think things will go horribly wrong.
Landfall
lordchaos99
(I have left SV)
Landfall
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"We could meet with them, attempt to reason with them." You suggest in a drawl "Or, we could simply remove the issue entirely. We know nothing about them, except that their world is a critical threat to the Employees and Momma."
"And the rest of Humanity." Gohan points out, but you dismiss that trivial point with a wave of your hand.
"Move not destroy?" Your sister suggests, stumbling slightly over the sounds, but determined to get her thoughts across. It is a decent idea, though you would prefer a more lethal and final solution to the issue if this was the start of an attack.
Still, you glance at your younger twin and know you would not sway the two of them. Silently debate rages as you each glance at the other, but all three know the end result.
"If this bites us, I bite back." You break the silence with a proclamation, taking to the air.
A flare of colored energy streams behind the three of you as you travel. The Ki energy blooming in front of you and dissipating behind you. The air protected only by your will from igniting.
Within seconds you flare to a halt, the Masters of the old ways gathered in front of you. Master Krillin and your Father, Goku with their teacher Master Roshi stand to the left, while Master Tien and Master Chaotzu to the right bearing the Reformed Crane mark on their Gi. And still in his baseball uniform, the former Master Yamcha Ox, formerly of both the Wolf and Turtle schools of martial arts.
To the side you spot the Pig and Cat, you don't remember their names but you know they were Magicians, shapeshifters. With a grimace you hasten your sense of time to match them, milliseconds giving way to seconds.
"Oh, hey kids. I guess you felt it too huh?" Your father says in that blithe tone. You briefly consider murder, but Gohan would stop you. Curses.
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The plan is simple. It is a currently unguided mass, the application of kinetic energy delivered via Kamehameha would alter the trajectory of the object such that it would not intersect with the Earth's orbit.
The complications, and the Demon King, as always lie in the details. Due to certain 'ethical violations' it is impossible to deliver lethal levels of velocity onto the object, or to violate any structurally integral pieces of the surface that could in some way create uninhabitable zones that were formerly inhabited. It must be accomplished without any idea of how strong the inhabitants were physically, though the immense power registering gave hints there may be more powers too low to detect at such a range, and without a blueprint to determine important pieces.
Oh, and every second spent working on the calculation meant a second less to alter the trajectory.
Luckily, you are a Saiyan, and with the help of your immense Power you can distort your own perception of time to think a thousand times the speed of sound, allowing you to reach the result fas-
"Finished." Momma calls, startling you from your calculations.
Three individual beams, from the same spot in the upper reaches of the atmosphere, aimed at certain degrees with pulsing levels of force each time designed to gently alter the course by nanodegrees. It won't even skim the atmosphere, though it would pass below the Moon's orbit in it's path. You watch as the three Turtle Students fly into the distance, Master Roshi glaring at their receding forms.
"No good rassa frassing students of mine. Leaving an old man behind just cause he ain't some young thing. I can do it, I'll show them. Been training, they just don't pay attention, think I'm some washed up old coot." He grumbles.
You look up. You can see it, just not with your eyes. It is moving impossibly fast, nearly as quick as you can move. You can almost see the shimmer of light lagging behind it, a mass of life energy nearly eclipsing the physical form, and within that mass are specks of lower but still potent Power.
Gohan furrows his brow, glancing around.
"Panic." He says simply.
"Of course, they are Preythings, that is all they know how to do." You respond simply, it is self evident what he was talking about after all, and the response to his comment. You act mostly by rote, going through the motions. Behind you, your tail lashes at the air impatiently. One picosecond late, what is taking them so long. Fire the beam.
You taste the buildup before it lances out, the gathering of hidden power building and building until it bursts from it's confines, rushing forth like a dam broken. A white-blue pulse of Ki launches from the horizon upwards, into the heavens and past it. Splashing harmlessly against the giant hunk of heavy metals and twisted walls.
Another beam joins the first, and the delicate dance begins. Not too hard or the Gforces will cause damage to an pathetic weaklings aboard, not too dense or it'll spear through and expose them to space. Not too soft or the planet dies, and not too wide or an unknown amount of force isn't applied, throwing variables into the complex equations.
The third impacts one picosecond early. Your tail lashes in frustration. Goku. But you feel it working. Meters a second in velocity is barely noticeable for anyone aboard, but should be just enough to alter course.
You feel roiling emotion. They noticed. You don't feel any lights wink out.
Picosecond by Picosecond you watch the skies. You can see it now, the ship the size of a planet. It is approaching. Miles eaten up in a blink.
You resist the urge to grab Momma. You resist the urge to order Mister Piccolo to create a safe place for her. A bunker formed from magical materials, you predict it could outlast a planetary extinction event. Your fists clutch tighter, shaking slightly as you stare into the heavens.
You resist the urge to blast the planetoid from the sky. You agreed not to eradicate this threat to your Mother, your Siblings and your future Kingdom. Trust. Heh, such a funny word. Trust in the Turtle Masters.
Your tail lashes. The air booms softly as the fireball scorches the earth behind you.
You are calm.
Within Luna Orbit. It is now closer to the Earth than the Moon is. Barely shifted. Just enough.
A trio of voices cry out in shock as the planet shifts. The Earth shifting in its orbit. A minor amount, but the very Earth itself is grabbed telekinetically and pulled. The unknown planet grazing the atmosphere.
The earth beneath your feet shifts as earthquakes wrack the world. A second sun blooming where the unknown planet touched sending a rush of heat towards the land below. The second sun eclipsing the starting point of each of the three beams, which vanish from your senses. The conflagration rising in intensity, fueled by something. You aren't sure what, but no natural effect would cause that.
You feel three flickering Ki signatures move downwards, scattered as they fall from orbit unpowered. Taken by gravity alone.
But then you know. It has passed. The sun receding as the unknown planet misses the Earth by a matter of miles. Nothing in the cosmic sense, but just enough.
You sigh in relief, today was a good day. You may regret Master Yamcha and Master Krillin, but giving their lives to save your kingdom would be a worthy death.
Immediately you tense again. That should not have happened, the entire planet shattered. The unknown planet, bursting open into shards and with a single twist of Ki reversing course. Falling to Earth at much less lethal speeds, but an entire planetary mass worth of drop pods and shuttlecraft appeared practically within the atmosphere.
And one especially large cluster of signatures holds their leader. A mass of pure power who feels like You. Broiling with pure rage and hatred you had felt only within your own Ki signature and briefly in Mister Piccolo when he had first assumed the power of the Super Namek form.
A power that had shifted the entire Earth from it's orbit just to attack three warriors. Your lips pull themselves into aferal Royal Grin and you take to the air at hypersonic speeds.
Today is a great day, you get to kill a Usurper.
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The gathering crowd of Humans do not notice their future ruler and his prince step out of the thin air, their attention focused on the immense ship that landed in what used to be four city blocks. All around the world smaller shuttles and individual pods land, disgorging powerful troops.
You follow their gaze, looking up as a ramp descends. Impossibly slowly, it is slow even by the standards of the Preythings you are surrounded by. You recognize the tactic, menace and authority projected by the timed descending ramp, presumably calibrated by some form of Power sensor for differing average Ki levels in populations receiving whatever being lay within.
The door sliding open, the hiss of airtight seals giving way tinged with a wash of coolness. Odd, every species you'd encountered had shared a habitable temperature zone. Then again, only Saiyans had been from a different planet and two was hardly conclusive.
Your suspicions that the invaders had different heating requirements were confirmed when fully suited humanoids marched down the ramp with military precision. A leader stepping forward and speaking.
"Attention, we hereby claim this planet. From this moment on you belong to Lord Slug." His voice distorted slightly by the speakers within his helmet. Though the fact you can understand him was intriguing, you doubt Japanglish was the universal language after all.
You reach out with your senses. Hundreds of signatures within the ship as reinforcements for the several dozen already marching out. They were nothing, pitifully weak even compared to the Human Masters like Master Yamcha, though they had a strange sound to them, something about their necks. Curious.
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What Do?
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Fight and Kill
-[ ] How?
[ ] Throw Gohan at them, it'll be funny
[X] Call out their Lord Slug, what kind of ruler refuses to face their conquests
[ ] Watch and gather intel
[ ] Maybe you should check on Father, Krillin and Yamcha, they should be landing soon
---
"We could meet with them, attempt to reason with them." You suggest in a drawl "Or, we could simply remove the issue entirely. We know nothing about them, except that their world is a critical threat to the Employees and Momma."
"And the rest of Humanity." Gohan points out, but you dismiss that trivial point with a wave of your hand.
"Move not destroy?" Your sister suggests, stumbling slightly over the sounds, but determined to get her thoughts across. It is a decent idea, though you would prefer a more lethal and final solution to the issue if this was the start of an attack.
Still, you glance at your younger twin and know you would not sway the two of them. Silently debate rages as you each glance at the other, but all three know the end result.
"If this bites us, I bite back." You break the silence with a proclamation, taking to the air.
A flare of colored energy streams behind the three of you as you travel. The Ki energy blooming in front of you and dissipating behind you. The air protected only by your will from igniting.
Within seconds you flare to a halt, the Masters of the old ways gathered in front of you. Master Krillin and your Father, Goku with their teacher Master Roshi stand to the left, while Master Tien and Master Chaotzu to the right bearing the Reformed Crane mark on their Gi. And still in his baseball uniform, the former Master Yamcha Ox, formerly of both the Wolf and Turtle schools of martial arts.
To the side you spot the Pig and Cat, you don't remember their names but you know they were Magicians, shapeshifters. With a grimace you hasten your sense of time to match them, milliseconds giving way to seconds.
"Oh, hey kids. I guess you felt it too huh?" Your father says in that blithe tone. You briefly consider murder, but Gohan would stop you. Curses.
---
The plan is simple. It is a currently unguided mass, the application of kinetic energy delivered via Kamehameha would alter the trajectory of the object such that it would not intersect with the Earth's orbit.
The complications, and the Demon King, as always lie in the details. Due to certain 'ethical violations' it is impossible to deliver lethal levels of velocity onto the object, or to violate any structurally integral pieces of the surface that could in some way create uninhabitable zones that were formerly inhabited. It must be accomplished without any idea of how strong the inhabitants were physically, though the immense power registering gave hints there may be more powers too low to detect at such a range, and without a blueprint to determine important pieces.
Oh, and every second spent working on the calculation meant a second less to alter the trajectory.
Luckily, you are a Saiyan, and with the help of your immense Power you can distort your own perception of time to think a thousand times the speed of sound, allowing you to reach the result fas-
"Finished." Momma calls, startling you from your calculations.
Three individual beams, from the same spot in the upper reaches of the atmosphere, aimed at certain degrees with pulsing levels of force each time designed to gently alter the course by nanodegrees. It won't even skim the atmosphere, though it would pass below the Moon's orbit in it's path. You watch as the three Turtle Students fly into the distance, Master Roshi glaring at their receding forms.
"No good rassa frassing students of mine. Leaving an old man behind just cause he ain't some young thing. I can do it, I'll show them. Been training, they just don't pay attention, think I'm some washed up old coot." He grumbles.
You look up. You can see it, just not with your eyes. It is moving impossibly fast, nearly as quick as you can move. You can almost see the shimmer of light lagging behind it, a mass of life energy nearly eclipsing the physical form, and within that mass are specks of lower but still potent Power.
Gohan furrows his brow, glancing around.
"Panic." He says simply.
"Of course, they are Preythings, that is all they know how to do." You respond simply, it is self evident what he was talking about after all, and the response to his comment. You act mostly by rote, going through the motions. Behind you, your tail lashes at the air impatiently. One picosecond late, what is taking them so long. Fire the beam.
You taste the buildup before it lances out, the gathering of hidden power building and building until it bursts from it's confines, rushing forth like a dam broken. A white-blue pulse of Ki launches from the horizon upwards, into the heavens and past it. Splashing harmlessly against the giant hunk of heavy metals and twisted walls.
Another beam joins the first, and the delicate dance begins. Not too hard or the Gforces will cause damage to an pathetic weaklings aboard, not too dense or it'll spear through and expose them to space. Not too soft or the planet dies, and not too wide or an unknown amount of force isn't applied, throwing variables into the complex equations.
The third impacts one picosecond early. Your tail lashes in frustration. Goku. But you feel it working. Meters a second in velocity is barely noticeable for anyone aboard, but should be just enough to alter course.
You feel roiling emotion. They noticed. You don't feel any lights wink out.
Picosecond by Picosecond you watch the skies. You can see it now, the ship the size of a planet. It is approaching. Miles eaten up in a blink.
You resist the urge to grab Momma. You resist the urge to order Mister Piccolo to create a safe place for her. A bunker formed from magical materials, you predict it could outlast a planetary extinction event. Your fists clutch tighter, shaking slightly as you stare into the heavens.
You resist the urge to blast the planetoid from the sky. You agreed not to eradicate this threat to your Mother, your Siblings and your future Kingdom. Trust. Heh, such a funny word. Trust in the Turtle Masters.
Your tail lashes. The air booms softly as the fireball scorches the earth behind you.
You are calm.
Within Luna Orbit. It is now closer to the Earth than the Moon is. Barely shifted. Just enough.
A trio of voices cry out in shock as the planet shifts. The Earth shifting in its orbit. A minor amount, but the very Earth itself is grabbed telekinetically and pulled. The unknown planet grazing the atmosphere.
The earth beneath your feet shifts as earthquakes wrack the world. A second sun blooming where the unknown planet touched sending a rush of heat towards the land below. The second sun eclipsing the starting point of each of the three beams, which vanish from your senses. The conflagration rising in intensity, fueled by something. You aren't sure what, but no natural effect would cause that.
You feel three flickering Ki signatures move downwards, scattered as they fall from orbit unpowered. Taken by gravity alone.
But then you know. It has passed. The sun receding as the unknown planet misses the Earth by a matter of miles. Nothing in the cosmic sense, but just enough.
You sigh in relief, today was a good day. You may regret Master Yamcha and Master Krillin, but giving their lives to save your kingdom would be a worthy death.
Immediately you tense again. That should not have happened, the entire planet shattered. The unknown planet, bursting open into shards and with a single twist of Ki reversing course. Falling to Earth at much less lethal speeds, but an entire planetary mass worth of drop pods and shuttlecraft appeared practically within the atmosphere.
And one especially large cluster of signatures holds their leader. A mass of pure power who feels like You. Broiling with pure rage and hatred you had felt only within your own Ki signature and briefly in Mister Piccolo when he had first assumed the power of the Super Namek form.
A power that had shifted the entire Earth from it's orbit just to attack three warriors. Your lips pull themselves into a
Today is a great day, you get to kill a Usurper.
---
The gathering crowd of Humans do not notice their future ruler and his prince step out of the thin air, their attention focused on the immense ship that landed in what used to be four city blocks. All around the world smaller shuttles and individual pods land, disgorging powerful troops.
You follow their gaze, looking up as a ramp descends. Impossibly slowly, it is slow even by the standards of the Preythings you are surrounded by. You recognize the tactic, menace and authority projected by the timed descending ramp, presumably calibrated by some form of Power sensor for differing average Ki levels in populations receiving whatever being lay within.
The door sliding open, the hiss of airtight seals giving way tinged with a wash of coolness. Odd, every species you'd encountered had shared a habitable temperature zone. Then again, only Saiyans had been from a different planet and two was hardly conclusive.
Your suspicions that the invaders had different heating requirements were confirmed when fully suited humanoids marched down the ramp with military precision. A leader stepping forward and speaking.
"Attention, we hereby claim this planet. From this moment on you belong to Lord Slug." His voice distorted slightly by the speakers within his helmet. Though the fact you can understand him was intriguing, you doubt Japanglish was the universal language after all.
You reach out with your senses. Hundreds of signatures within the ship as reinforcements for the several dozen already marching out. They were nothing, pitifully weak even compared to the Human Masters like Master Yamcha, though they had a strange sound to them, something about their necks. Curious.
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What Do?
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Fight and Kill
-[ ] How?
[ ] Throw Gohan at them, it'll be funny
[X] Call out their Lord Slug, what kind of ruler refuses to face their conquests
[ ] Watch and gather intel
[ ] Maybe you should check on Father, Krillin and Yamcha, they should be landing soon
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lordchaos99
(I have left SV)
God no, because I find them unrealistic or secretly unhealthy. They are happily married and support each other, but they fight like normal and disagree.
Im saying they have a happy marriage and there are many reasons including but not limited too love that they had 3 pregnancies in 5 years.
Goose has a Blue Spark. The HUMAN Spark.
She was too worried about the Half-Saiyan, she forgot the baby was Half-Human.
It was a Normal Blue spark, not a Perfect. Also, Blue Sparks aren't supercharged human, it means having an alternate personality.
While yes, Blue Sparks DO get higher starting stats (well, they get a few free StatUps in Chargen) and learn things twice as fast as a Non-Blue, this is balanced by having a second personality who also needs to learn things and has their own unique build including Power Level, Potential, Intelligence and Magic (though the two personas start with the same stat points, the Blue-Persona is completely Pointbuy).
ChildishChimera
A umbran summon
- Location
- New York
[X] Call out their Lord Slug, what kind of ruler refuses to face their conquests
lordchaos99
(I have left SV)
No paternal figure means no recognising Father, so Goku is any other adult Saiyan male.
An adult male who might deem an existing son as a threat to wooing Momma.
Or the male may be a rival to Gossard (Goku was called BigRival in the first few updates) because the only default non-rivals are brothers or women.
Well obviously, Lord Slug must have pulled a King Piccolo or something. That's one way we know of for a Namekian Fission to cheat death.
The Terrafreezing turns it into a spaceship? Thought it just froze it, and they'd have to build all the spaceship parts themselves.
[X] Go to Slug himself. No need to deal with the slow rabble who can't even break the sound barrier.
Wonder what's taking Gohan so long. He presumably went to check on Goku and pals, but that was seconds ago, and he has to sense us right by the ship. Don't think he'd waste too much time, since he knows us.
- Location
- USA NYC
[X] Throw Gohan at them it would be funny
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DevilsAdvocate
Always follow the golden rule.
[X] Throw Gohan at them, it'll be funny
- Location
- USA NYC
Two questions for you @lordchaos99 I would like to know how valiabile they are?
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[X] Throw Gohan at them, it'll be funny
How long has it been since Gohan's had swimming practice again? He might be feeling complacent.
How long has it been since Gohan's had swimming practice again? He might be feeling complacent.
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- United states
[X] Call out their Lord Slug, what kind of ruler refuses to face their conquests
