[X] Challenge him - ...to a drinking game, fit for the illustrated company present. Once the ice is broken, let Mona take the lead as hostess, helping with introductions and drinks, the party resuming as normal.

If you sense he isn't likely to drink then do a party game instead that the guest and everyone might enjoy together. Express your curiosity about them and their entrance if the timing seems right, but don't press him for details or make him feel that he'd have to reciprocate.

If it looks like he's in the mood, bring up Enlightenment and how it relates to your Role and Class thematics. And ask his thoughts on it if it seems this is a topic he might be passionate about talking.

Be respectful with your use of Diamond sight. Seek to understand his nature, peering through Architecture not at his secrets but what he freely offers to the world. Opening your self up in turn, should he glance back.

Implement other applicable outlined tactics from the thread if it seems to Sol they'd be useful in the situation.


If you guys want particular changes or tactics you'd like to see in the write-in lemme know. Birdsie did say its advised that we be thorough. And Sol would veto parts of the plan if he thinks they wouldn't fly depending on the situation.

It's basically Amicable with some extra steps thrown in and an icebreaker.
 
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The Call to Tomorrow
The Call to Tomorrow

Buddha stood alone, as uncomfortable as a fish seized out of the water, while Solomon saw a clear opportunity - a chance to learn more via careful interrogation. With a nod and magical word to the crowd, he urged them to resume their revelry. A wave of the hand reassured worried minds and restarted the music's upbeat tempo; a few eyes lingered on Buddha, although soon returned to casual, mindless roistering. Grasping Mona's arm, Solomon approached Buddha with a confident, enigmatic smile.

"Hey there, I'm Solomon. And this charming majesty is Mona, my wife," he said, a detoxification cantrip already clearing out Mona's circulation, dissolving alcohol into other harmless mixtures that didn't affect the nervous system or brain as much. "You said you're Buddha?"

"Yep. Johnny Buddha," the man answered, offering a hand. He grinned. "Nice ta' meet'cha."

He accepted the handshake. "Johnny Buddha? I don't believe I'm familiar."

"Well, you shouldn't be, ain't exactly a common name."

"It's a nice name," said Mona, a soft smile spread on coral-blue lips.

"Thanks."

"Are you..." Solomon spoke slowly, falteringly, as his divination returned unclear results, "not Enrolled?"

"Nah." The man chuckled, hands on the back of his head, fingers interlaced, as if finally starting to relax. Good. That was the aim. "That ain't me, bossman. I from that other place, a big buck away from here. Lotsa graffiti and people in cute suits and ties. You got those here as well?"

"Sure. More on Earth than Fortuna, but yes."

"Ah. Earth's the other world of this cluster, right?"

"Yeah." Solomon's eyes narrowed a little, as he contemplated the question. The man was not Enrolled and seemed to be an otherworlder on top of that. His master was likely a non-Thematic wizard as well: supernatural coming from the beyond, not unlike Abraham, if slightly friendlier and less quarrelsome. "So, who's the man you're with?"

"Oh, the wizard? He's the oldest, most boring farter I've ever met," Johnny said, bursting out into sudden laughter. He scratched one of his temples with a finger, thinking. "Well, I'm a sorta pupil of his, although 'hired helper' might be the more accurate term. I do odd jobs he can't be arsed to handle himself. Assassination, scouting, recovery, intercession, sabotage, theft... sometimes more wholesome stuff, sometimes I deliver packages or messages, that sorta stuff. Basically, you can think of me as a mercenary intern."

"You must be pretty talented to work directly for someone like him," Solomon answered, smoothly flowing around the topic of the wizard's name. It was clear that Buddha was more skilled at discourse - and more skilled overall - than he projected outwardly. "Can I offer you a drink?"

"Nah, I don't drink. Besides, we'll be here five, maybe ten minutes." Buddha chanced a look back at the distorted bubble of grayness, nothing within visible, clearly to avoid lip-reading and similar skills or powers of visual analysis.

"Hm. And what are you here for?"

As if to deny Solomon the answer, the privacy dome collapsed, a sound not unlike shattering glass accompanying the event. Solomon looked and saw the Educator had ruptured the magical divider with a tap of the cane, much to his conversation partner's frustration.

"-do believe this conversation is over," the Educator finished a statement, sounding characteristically upbeat. "Thank you."

"You don't even see the mistake you're making, do you, Simon?"

The Educator's face was no longer an indistinct smear to Solomon's eyes - or anyone's, if the shocked gasps were an indicator - as if the mere mention of the mortal name forced a recall of its features onto the man's countenance.

A metaphysical attack, as Solomon understood; if not withdrawn, it'd permanently harm the Educator's form of Enrollment.

The Architecture stuttered and glitched, as if a singularity were leaking excess heat into the machinery, clogging its motions with errors. The Educator stilled for a long second, and Solomon discerned a change of vast proportions, as an invisible shadow fell over everything that mortal eyes couldn't see. He almost staggered from its titanic scale. It was as if the Architecture itself were curled up and drawn into a warrior's fist, reforged into a spear that could, in one well-aimed throw, shatter the world.

The Educator's voice was strangely human - no affectation, no byplay, no fake cheer, no enigmatic tricks, no concealed secrets; only a raw and very human emotion: cold arctic wrath, like ice water from a glacier - as he asked, in short bursts, as if needing to reload between each sentence from the sheer lung-shaking grandeur of his wrath:

"What did you say? To me? Just now?"

Johnny started to retreat, slow and careful steps backward, and Solomon felt compelled to follow, as did everyone else in the chamber. The shadow's magnitude was thick about them within the immaterial layer of reality as if a shroud made of condensed Severity were whipping about their feet, stinging like heated charcoals.

The wizard's expression was unapologetic: a sardonic smile adorned his face, as if this were a simple game. "Oh, I meant no offense. Just calling an old friend of mine by his real name, since it seemed to me he'd started to forget himself. Am I not allowed to do that anymore?"

"You want to play that game? Here and now? You remember calling that name up with me, that's a two-edged sword for a reason?" The Educator's statement was a grave warning. It had a threatening tenor, the cadence of someone asking, 'you remember nukes can explode, don't you?'

"I am shaking in my boots," the wizard answered nonchalantly. "You chose your way. We chose ours."

"I'm afraid you don't get to choose for me." The Educator's fists clenched.

"Sir-" a now clear-headed Penelope started to step forward, seraphic wings tucked away with cautious worry.

"Back off."

"Sir, please, calm down-"

"I said back off, Penelope." The Educator moved a hand in a commanding gesture and Penelope immediately stepped backward until she was in line with Solomon, movements controlled by some unnatural impetus. The Educator faced the wizard. "Apologize. Now."

"I don't think so," answered the man, a cautious eyebrow raised. "On our last meeting, we parted on admittedly poor terms. I don't think you should make our parting here a murder, not over a literal nothing. You've become more a living Role than a man; how are we supposed to know you can be counted upon when it matters? Look at all the madness you've wrought, even in defending the Earth. Has my friend died and been replaced by an avatar of the concept of education? I am asking you to see sense."

There was anger, now, a tangible substance of sheer wrath, in the Educator's voice: civility's thin mask ripped off like a scab scratched off to reveal a naked, bleeding wound, voice full - thick - with barely-subjugated rage, "Last fucking chance, Cyrus. This is, all of it, necessary. I know better than you how necessary it really is. Take it back, now."

For almost a full five seconds - an eternity from the perspectives of people such as them - they stared each other down. The wizard, Cyrus, with a face showing equanimity and tactical contemplation, and the Educator with a flaring anger that surpassed any emotion Solomon had ever witnessed from the man.

"Alright," Cyrus eventually said, calm and diplomatic, and raised a hand, as if in surrender, "Calm down, no need to be so angry. I apologize, okay? I take it back. You're the Educator. You've taught many people over the decades. You've educated. Who am I, an old man, to question that?"

"Nobody," the Educator answered, almost spitting the word out, and then returning to a calm demeanor. He straightened out, as the blurred mask of many faces slipped once more over his own mundane profile. "You're nobody here."

"Good talk," the wizard answered firmly, revealing a mote of sardonism. "Same time next decade as usual?"

"Leave or I'll show you the door myself," the Educator warned. "I am not built of infinite patience; your apology earned you back some consideration, but even so, you've exhausted most of it in a single word. Unless you want me to teach you what else singular words can accomplish, I recommend you take my advice."

"Some scripture student you've turned out to be," the wizard said, already striding for the middle of the chamber and making a circular gesture, which started to cut a hole in reality, opening the same portal as before.

"I'll have you know I never asked to be bothered," the Educator replied with some heat left. "I rendered what good I could with my granted power. Your so-called 'judgment calls' aided nobody except a very small cabal of people. If you ever need actual help with something substantial and benevolent, you know where to find me."

"Heh, 'a very small cabal of people.' You're one to talk." The wizard chuckled coldly and half-turned with a frown. "Buddha?"

"Welp, that was all sortsa fucked up. See ya guys," Buddha said and swiftly stepped through the crowd and up to the old wizard - no longer as flippant as before. They stepped through the portal and it disappeared. The Educator's shoulders loosened a fraction. After that conversation, no one was really in a partying mood anymore. Tension filled the chamber. No one wanted to speak, but eventually, Solomon knew that someone had to break the silence, and who better to do that than himself?

"Educator?" asked Solomon.

The man half-turned, arms folded behind his back.

"What?" His voice masked the emotions of the encounter behind a veneer of unflappable apathy, making it clear he wouldn't appreciate questions regarding what had transpired. At Solomon's silence subsequent this realization, the man waved a hand dismissively. "Oh, continue partying, go on. Forget about all that. Do I really need to tell you children what to do all the time?" He was already walking off as he said those words.

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That whole incident aside, your spring has been productive in the usual fashion: you've figured out more of the Genesis Cube's functions, and are somewhat confident you could design and make a world of desired parameters within 80-90% accuracy with about 5-6 more actions sunk on Genesis, or slightly less of them (and with higher accuracy) if you sink some XP into Guide of Genesis, the new Technique you've acquired, described below.

You've acquired Technique: [Guide of Genesis], at Level 1. It costs 250 XP to raise to Level 2, and its cost doubles each Level.

The Magician is, inherently, a guide. They are also the connection between the Above and the Below. The Above crafts the Below, that it might reflect the light of the Above back upon it. Thus, should the Magician not have the power to create worlds? This Technique does precisely one thing: aids in the creation of worlds. Naturally, this also makes it easier to direct the formation of such worlds.

Credit: 5.2
XP: 3,860


Choose your actions for the summer.

As usual, nine (9) actions in total.

Here's a short list of potential options, but, as usual, feel free to write-in:

[ ] Classwork - Individualized by default. If you wish to spend XP, make sure to note what sort of abilities you're interested in.
[ ] Interaction - With someone you know or want to get to know.
[ ] Exploration - Of Fortuna and its myriad vistas.
[ ] Rule - Spend some time being a Sorcerer-King.
[ ] Genesis - Continue your experimentations, or decide on the shape of the world you want to create.
 
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[X] Plan Nascent Archmage

An Archmage, in our view, is someone who masters magic and Architecture both, and from their confluence creates wonders to master world and self both. Our studies in the latter have gone far, as far as theory can take us; now is time to advance the former.

[X] Interaction: Educator. Thank him for all that he's given us; work with the class to give him some token of our gratitute and regard. Two years ago Sol was a struggling teenager trapped helplessly in reality's cage. Through the power of Education, he has become so much more.
[X] Interaction: Mona. It's theoretically summer break so we should spend some time with our "family." We the readers still don't know Mona very well, so hopefully this can rectify that.
[X] Classwork x2 - We've been told on Discord that the path to improving Sol's Connections and Architectural power further is via Arcanum and direct magical power, and that Classwork is beginning to yield increasingly impressive returns.
[X] Exploration x1 - See if there's anywhere interesting left in Fortuna that we haven't fully exploited. If not, just do a tour of interesting spots with Harrison and the boys. Maybe they can find a cool vacation spot for Sol to take Mona on during summer break.
[X] Rule x1 - Focus on automating, streamlining, and generally making the administration of large populaces more efficient. We'll need it soon, and this should also save Mona some time.
[X] Genesis x3 - Birdsie confirmed that with Guide 4, we only need 3 Genesis actions to create the desired world with 99% accuracy.

[X] Spend XP: Raise Guide of Genesis to Level 4 (1750), then raise Arcanum to Level 8 (2400). Buy some Sanctum, Cups or Silver Throne levels with your leftover Classwork XP (should be ~4-6k) - Sol can decide what suits him best.
 
[X] Country Girls Make do(I Guess)
-[X] Interaction ×8- 2 each to the Four(mer) Horsegals.
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[X] Rule- Get some advice on shit that didn't work from the aforementioned ancient beings who've been alive for a long ass time.

This is entirely to try and get SOMETHING out of the four beings who were hanging over our heads for a while, I'll be honest. I know most of you won't give a shit to vote for it but fuck it man, we're in the final stretch here, might as well put a foot forwards.

And if anybody says anything about this being suboptimal or stupid or anything along that vibe, I hope you stub your toe and it makes the nail grow inwards. This ain't meant to be a good plan.
 
[X] Country Girls Make do(I Guess)
 
[X] Country Girls Make do(I Guess)

You know what friend, I'll throw you a bone. Wont win, but I respect the impossible odds.
 
"Yep. Johnny Buddha," the man answered, offering a hand. He grinned. "Nice ta' meet'cha."
Huh that's a cool name

"Yeah." Solomon's eyes narrowed a little, as he contemplated the question. The man was not Enrolled and seemed to be an otherworlder on top of that. His master was likely a non-Thematic wizard as well: supernatural coming from the beyond, not unlike Abraham, if slightly friendlier and less quarrelsome. "So, who's the man you're with?"

"Oh, the wizard? He's the oldest, most boring farter I've ever met," Johnny said, bursting out into sudden laughter. He scratched one of his temples with a finger, thinking. "Well, I'm a sorta pupil of his, although 'hired helper' might be the more accurate term. I do odd jobs he can't be arsed to handle himself. Assassination, scouting, recovery, intercession, sabotage, theft... sometimes more wholesome stuff, sometimes I deliver packages or messages, that sorta stuff. Basically, you can think of me as a mercenary intern."
So he's a peer of the Educator from another world that has a lot less morals then him.

"You don't even see the mistake you're making, do you, Simon?"

The Educator's face was no longer an indistinct smear to Solomon's eyes - or anyone's, if the shocked gasps were an indicator - as if the mere mention of the mortal name forced a recall of its features onto the man's countenance.

A metaphysical attack, as Solomon understood; if not withdrawn, it'd permanently harm the Educator's form of Enrollment.
Oh shit he's picking fights by calling him Simon and trying to damage Enrollment.

The Architecture stuttered and glitched, as if a singularity were leaking excess heat into the machinery, clogging its motions with errors. The Educator stilled for a long second, and Solomon discerned a change of vast proportions, as an invisible shadow fell over everything that mortal eyes couldn't see. He almost staggered from its titanic scale. It was as if the Architecture itself were curled up and drawn into a warrior's fist, reforged into a spear that could, in one well-aimed throw, shatter the world.

The Educator's voice was strangely human - no affectation, no byplay, no fake cheer, no enigmatic tricks, no concealed secrets; only a raw and very human emotion: cold arctic wrath, like ice water from a glacier - as he asked, in short bursts, as if needing to reload between each sentence from the sheer lung-shaking grandeur of his wrath:

"What did you say? To me? Just now?"
The Educator reminding people that he's scary as hell.

The wizard's expression was unapologetic: a sardonic smile adorned his face, as if this were a simple game. "Oh, I meant no offense. Just calling an old friend of mine by his real name, since it seemed to me he'd started to forget himself. Am I not allowed to do that anymore?"
So they're not just peers but knew each other well.

"Sir-" a now clear-headed Penelope started to step forward, seraphic wings tucked away with cautious worry.

"Back off."

"Sir, please, calm down-"

"I said back off, Penelope." The Educator moved a hand in a commanding gesture and Penelope immediately stepped backward until she was in line with Solomon, movements controlled by some unnatural impetus. The Educator faced the wizard. "Apologize. Now."
Penny meant well but that really isn't something she should get involved in.

"I don't think so," answered the man, a cautious eyebrow raised. "On our last meeting, we parted on admittedly poor terms. I don't think you should make our parting here a murder, not over a literal nothing. You've become more a living Role than a man; how are we supposed to know you can be counted upon when it matters? Look at all the madness you've wrought, even in defending the Earth. Has my friend died and been replaced by an avatar of the concept of education? I am asking you to see sense."

There was anger, now, a tangible substance of sheer wrath, in the Educator's voice: civility's thin mask ripped off like a scab scratched off to reveal a naked, bleeding wound, voice full - thick - with barely-subjugated rage, "Last fucking chance, Cyrus. This is, all of it, necessary. I know better than you how necessary it really is. Take it back, now."
The Educator no Simon is showing that he's more than just his role just through the show of emotion.

"I'll have you know I never asked to be bothered," the Educator replied with some heat left. "I rendered what good I could with my granted power. Your so-called 'judgment calls' aided nobody except a very small cabal of people. If you ever need actual help with something substantial and benevolent, you know where to find me."

"Heh, 'a very small cabal of people.' You're one to talk." The wizard chuckled coldly and half-turned with a frown. "Buddha?"
They have a pretty big philosophical difference.

That whole incident aside, your spring has been productive in the usual fashion: you've figured out more of the Genesis Cube's functions, and are somewhat confident you could design and make a world of desired parameters within 80-90% accuracy with about 5-6 more actions sunk on Genesis, or slightly less of them (and with higher accuracy) if you sink some XP into Guide of Genesis, the new Technique you've acquired, described below.

You've acquired Technique: [Guide of Genesis], at Level 1. It costs 250 XP to raise to Level 2, and its cost doubles each Level.

The Magician is, inherently, a guide. They are also the connection between the Above and the Below. The Above crafts the Below, that it might reflect the light of the Above back upon it. Thus, should the Magician not have the power to create worlds? This Technique does precisely one thing: aids in the creation of worlds. Naturally, this also makes it easier to direct the formation of such worlds.
If we go all in we could end up making our ultimate mage world and building the greatest pyramid scheme.
 
[X] Country Girls Make do(I Guess)

I'm also open to a more reasonable plan (one that doesn't drop our "make a new world" obligation) that still has interaction with all of the Horsegirls - surely we aren't going to leave them in prison forever?
 
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Huh that's a cool name
It's the name of a mage from Godcard; he stored magic in his sunglasses for semi-arbitrary mystic reserves and, if memory serves, basically learned how to be magic without any help. At least, in that world. I don't recall if he ended up off-world before it was jettisoned from the diamond, so it might be definitely-a-different-but-similar-guy, or it might imply this whole quest is inside the jettisoned fragment far in the future or something? Anyway, more information than just the vibe of the name.
 
Skyrim degeneracy
Birdsie — Today at 11:48 AM
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
man
Skyrim Quest would be unironically based
because you'd have questers
arguing over whether to go
Imperial or Stormcloak or stay neutral
to the Civil War
kill Paarthurnax or not
vampire or vampire hunter
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 11:48 AM
Giga racist vs Giga strapon Fucked by the Thalmor
Fib — Today at 11:48 AM
(The racists are also fucked by the Thalmor)
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 11:48 AM
Yeeeeeeeeup
Fib — Today at 11:48 AM
Alfric is a thalmor plant, etc.
Birdsie — Today at 11:48 AM
see this discussion is already lowkey amazing
SMBlade — Today at 11:49 AM
Werewolf
Birdsie — Today at 11:49 AM
but imagine an entire quest thread partaking in that sort of debate
Lealope — Today at 11:49 AM
[ ] My Name Is Dragonborn Stormcrown, And My Breath Is Long Winter
obviously
Fib — Today at 11:49 AM
Lol
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 11:49 AM
Kill it with Lemons
Fib — Today at 11:49 AM
Welcome to the fourth empire, baby!
SMBlade — Today at 11:49 AM
Hircine is, in an objective sense, the superior Daedric Prince
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 11:49 AM
The only thing to take down an OC
Lealope — Today at 11:49 AM
just reconquer the empire
in your own name
duh
SMBlade — Today at 11:49 AM
This
Fib — Today at 11:50 AM
Plausibly you'd do the imperial route in that case, regardless
Birdsie — Today at 11:50 AM
The Aldmeri Dominion will burn under the TES equivalent of the Rumbling
Fib — Today at 11:50 AM
Since earning the loyalty of the extant legions would help your legitimacy
Birdsie — Today at 11:50 AM
as thousands of dragons fly out and scorch the forests of Valenwood into ash, the deserts of Elsweyr into glass
and turn the Summerset Isles into a sunken ruin
SMBlade — Today at 11:50 AM
Honestly the best way to win the civil war is to literally just ignore it.
They'll sort themselves out.
Fib — Today at 11:51 AM
So, it's not a Skyrim quest, it's a TES-mod Crusader Kings quest
Where we're playing as the Fourth Empire
Lealope — Today at 11:51 AM
if you think an army of dragons is sufficient to cause serious damage to alinor
idk what to tell you
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 11:51 AM
We just decide "I'm dragonborn, born of the dragons... what if I just side with Alduin, fuck it, I can survive the end of the world that way, works for me."
SMBlade — Today at 11:51 AM
Now Birdsie let me return to Hircine and have him bless us to hunt Alduin's ass.
Fib — Today at 11:51 AM
I can survive the end of the world
A) No, when in his true World-Eater aspect Alduin eats all the other dragons too
B) Alduin isn't even in his World-Eater aspect, he's rebelling against the cycle and trying to conquer the world instead
SMBlade — Today at 11:52 AM
Let's kill his ass.
Let's eat the world eater
Hircine Approved and everything!
Lealope — Today at 11:53 AM
[ ] Reject Modernity, Return to Atmora
Fib — Today at 11:53 AM
^ That's just a vote to go die in the tundra
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 11:53 AM
Crazy we've already got a genuine Hircine daedric cultist
Fib — Today at 11:53 AM
Even the ice giants are frozen solid by now
There's no life in Atmora anymore
Also lol Hircine is not powerful enough to beat Alduin as the World-Eater
He'd just get eaten and shat out like how the Leaper-Demon King got turned into Dagon for his insolence
Lealope — Today at 11:55 AM
[ ] Reject Modernity, Return to Yokuda
Fib — Today at 11:56 AM
More workable
Lealope — Today at 11:56 AM
[ ] Reject Westernity, Return to Akavir
Fib — Today at 11:56 AM
There is an imperial colony out there still, IIRC
SMBlade — Today at 11:57 AM
If you read a list of Daedric Princes to submit oneself to, Hircine ranks among the least bad.
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 11:57 AM
[ ] Reject the elder scrolls V, Return to the elder scrolls V [Todd is watching]
Fib — Today at 11:57 AM
Hircine doesn't impose much on his living followers
Birdsie — Today at 11:57 AM
I prefer Sanguine
Lealope — Today at 11:57 AM
birdsie when will you allow the dragonborn to unhinge his jaw and swallow all of skyrim whole
Fib — Today at 11:57 AM
But being hunted forever in his princely realm after you die kind of sucks
Lealope — Today at 11:57 AM
thus foiling the true villain
of TES
Todd Howard
Birdsie — Today at 11:57 AM
Todd-
I was about to say that yeah
SMBlade — Today at 11:58 AM
To be fair, you have a chance to escape.
Lealope — Today at 11:58 AM
no more
will skyrim
be rereleased
we must move on
Birdsie — Today at 11:58 AM
Azura's realm is cool too
SMBlade — Today at 11:58 AM
That's Hircine's purpose, it's to Hunt. And a hunt isn't fair if the prey can't escape.
Lealope — Today at 11:58 AM
to elder scrolls
six
Fib — Today at 11:58 AM
You can't ever escape forever
There will always be another hunt
You will never be actually free
SMBlade — Today at 11:59 AM
One of the objectively funniest moments in Skyrim is when you do the opposite of what Hircine says and he goes 'lmao what a Chad here's a bitchin ring'
Lealope — Today at 11:59 AM
birdsie when will be allowed to side with the thalmor in their project to recreate the numidium and put an end to the turning of the wheel
SMBlade — Today at 11:59 AM
Then become the hunter and kill Hircine.
Fib — Today at 11:59 AM
lol
lmao
SMBlade — Today at 11:59 AM
He'd metaphysically be unable to stop you
Arguably it's the ultimate reversal
Fib — Today at 12:00 PM
You'd still need to win
SMBlade — Today at 12:00 PM
Yes.
Then win.
Go forth, o bold one, and dare.
Fib — Today at 12:00 PM
Just beat the daedric prince of hunting, who has been getting better at it for literally multiple kalpas
Easy
Lealope — Today at 12:01 PM
it is easy
idk about you guys but i'm built different
Fib — Today at 12:01 PM
It'd be easier to just achieve CHIM and peace out on your own terms
SMBlade — Today at 12:01 PM
Exactly, you guys get it.
The secret to achieving CHIM is beating Hircine at his own game.
Fib — Today at 12:01 PM
I think you have that backwards
SMBlade — Today at 12:02 PM
also as Dragonborn I'm 90% certain no Daedric Prince can actually lay claim to your soul anyways
Fib — Today at 12:03 PM
They can lay claim to the Water of your soul, even if the fragment of AKHAT that gathered that Water would either remain in your corpse or be consumed by another dragon
SMBlade — Today at 12:05 PM
Yep these are metaphysics beyond my ken
I vote we play a Reachman exclusively so we have a causus belli to beat the shit out of everyone as needed (we hate them)
Fib — Today at 12:06 PM
lol
SMBlade — Today at 12:07 PM
Let's ignore Delphine because none of her plans involve a Free and United Reach for the Reachfolk
Also, let's kick Ulfric in the dick for what he did to Markarth
Fib — Today at 12:09 PM
I'm down for Reach Quest or Fourth Empire Quest
SMBlade — Today at 12:11 PM
REACH FOR THE REACHFOLK
I GUESS WE CAN KILL AL DU IN WHILE WE'RE AT IT
_grightwing — Today at 12:13 PM
[ ] Skyrim, but Birdsie is a dragonborn with BoF mechanics
I wanna continue the forbidden timeline dammit
Fib — Today at 12:14 PM
Please don't condemn Birdsie to the Procession
_grightwing — Today at 12:14 PM
Absolutely condemn Birdsie
Fib — Today at 12:15 PM
If he's stuck becoming the Gunman then who will write stories for us?
_grightwing — Today at 12:15 PM
He deserves suffering too, not just his readers!

_grightwing — Today at 12:19 PM
All this is new and exciting to me, regardless of the pick
Fib — Today at 12:20 PM
I am against the 'installing mods' idea though
Mainly because, like
CHIM, just like how it's described in the lore, trivializes almost everything
_grightwing — Today at 12:21 PM
no, we must make a custom Khajjit mod and make Birdsie the Macaw race
Lealope — Today at 12:21 PM
naturally
Fib — Today at 12:21 PM
🤔
Lealope — Today at 12:21 PM
we're not the chimster
Fib — Today at 12:21 PM
You know, I just realized
Lealope — Today at 12:21 PM
we just have to live with the crazy mods
Fib — Today at 12:21 PM
There isn't a bird beastfolk race
Lealope — Today at 12:21 PM
that get installed
Fib — Today at 12:21 PM
That I'm aware of at least
_grightwing — Today at 12:22 PM
Birdsie going in thinking this is run of the mill Skyrim. Then realising with horror what the players voted for
When the chickens start exploding
Fib — Today at 12:23 PM
Oh
_grightwing — Today at 12:23 PM
The worldbuilding even of the npcs consigned to live in a super mod verse
Fib — Today at 12:23 PM
I actually have an idea for a """Skyrim Quest"""
(Three quotes because it takes places, initially at least, in the ostensible province of Skyrim, but isn't connected to the plot of TES V)
My tentative title for the story idea is "The Northern Migration"
_grightwing — Today at 12:24 PM
Skyrim, but it's a crack quest
Fib — Today at 12:25 PM
And it's about leading a clan of giants on a migration out of Skyrim as it begins to suffer the same fate as Atmora
_grightwing — Today at 12:25 PM
Sounds interesting..
Fib — Today at 12:26 PM
Takes place in the fifth era (though not in the Landfall timeline)
Birdsie — Today at 12:28 PM
The only mod I'll accept is waifu dragons
_grightwing — Today at 12:28 PM
Goldar's odyssey
Birdsie — Today at 12:28 PM
With Paarthurnax as the pure shrine maiden having to put up with the perverted Dragonborn's antics, always using Unrelenting Force to lift up her dress so he can see her panties.
Image
Then you get chased out by the Greybeards.
questionable — Today at 12:29 PM
wait Olivia
youre cooking with this vote
_grightwing — Today at 12:29 PM
questionable — Today at 12:29 PM
holy shit
Birdsie — Today at 12:30 PM
to Questionable or to the Dragonborn Anime idea?
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:30 PM
Wtf are you on about
_grightwing — Today at 12:30 PM
Yes
SMBlade — Today at 12:30 PM
Can't believe I alt-tabbed back into Discord and had to suffer this with my eyes
questionable — Today at 12:31 PM
youre winning 60% of the votes bro
_grightwing — Today at 12:31 PM
I would champion for Skyrim birdsie isekai crack quest sooo hard. Also cowgirls rock
Birdsie — Today at 12:31 PM
...cowgirls?
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:31 PM
Fucking why, why are you people like this
SMBlade — Today at 12:31 PM
In my defense specifically, I'm a chronic shitposter.
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:31 PM
Duck makes sense, its a vote with four "girls", but damn
Fib — Today at 12:31 PM
People are tired of R' being right, I guess
Birdsie — Today at 12:31 PM
you're afraid of the truth.
Hunt down dragons
but not to slay them
to lay them
that is your calling
SMBlade — Today at 12:32 PM
Nah I support Dovah Waifu Quest, but I just prefer Reachfolk Quest because the Reachfolk are an undervalued part of the lore an- gets shot by Todd Howard
Birdsie — Today at 12:32 PM
You should have acted.

They're already here.

The Elder Scrolls told of their return.

Their defeat was merely a delay,

'Til the time after Oblivion opened,

When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.

But no one wanted to believe,

Believe they even existed.

And when the truth finally dawned,

It dawns in fire!

But, there is one they fear,

In their tongue he is Dovahkiin:

DRAGON PORN!
SMBlade — Today at 12:33 PM
I just had a coughing fit what the fuck thank God I wasn't drinking water
_grightwing — Today at 12:33 PM
Where is a uwu emoji when you need one



Birdsie caves, Worm & Suffering quests
Anyway Brightwing I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not putting myself anywhere close to the hands of my questers
you guys would absolutely torture me
questionable — Today at 12:34 PM
pussy
_grightwing — Today at 12:34 PM
Birdsie — Today at 12:34 PM
i would rather write dragon porn born quest
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:35 PM
Correct
_grightwing — Today at 12:35 PM
We will give you.. OUTLINED TACTICS
And efbs
questionable — Today at 12:35 PM
no?
Birdsie — Today at 12:35 PM
honestly fuck it, you've convinced me
questionable — Today at 12:35 PM
I'm torturing him
Birdsie — Today at 12:35 PM
i am vain enough to desire superhuman power
we'll add a Birdsie Anti-Quest to the roster
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:35 PM
We're not giving him a single EFB
questionable — Today at 12:36 PM
im making plans to give his enemies
Birdsie — Today at 12:36 PM
first vote is literally discussing
Fib — Today at 12:36 PM
I think we treated you mostly alright in the BoaF Prequel
questionable — Today at 12:36 PM
dfbs
Birdsie — Today at 12:36 PM
what setting to insert me into
_grightwing — Today at 12:36 PM
We will torture him with efbs, fools
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:36 PM
Spend the points to get enemies and drawbacks
Birdsie — Today at 12:36 PM
You guys will put me in Worm
won't you
since you know it'll deal the most damage
Fib — Today at 12:36 PM
Insert into Alex
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:36 PM
Still EFB, Even Further Backwards
_grightwing — Today at 12:36 PM
We will put you in Dungeon Meshi
zampano — Today at 12:36 PM
a month of whaling for the bad guys
Birdsie — Today at 12:37 PM
in-quest Birdsie: "Why do I feel like the universe is out to get my ass?"
questionable — Today at 12:37 PM
we're putting you in league of legends
Birdsie — Today at 12:37 PM
Questers, laughing maliciously: 'That's because it is, idiot!'
questionable — Today at 12:37 PM
not the universe
the game
youre going midlane
Birdsie — Today at 12:37 PM
lol I will absolutely demolish anything you put in my path on midlane
questionable — Today at 12:37 PM
lore accurate aurelion sol
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:38 PM
You as a human average person vs him too
Birdsie — Today at 12:38 PM
a human vs Aurelion Sol
might as well commit suicide with Doran's Blade in the fucking fountain
I'll Talon E out a window
_grightwing — Today at 12:46 PM
[ ] Put Birdsie into the locker
questionable — Today at 12:46 PM
that's too good
Birdsie — Today at 12:46 PM
easiest game of my entire life
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:47 PM
Crazy you're not anti precog
questionable — Today at 12:47 PM
labyrithian by itself
solos 99% of worm
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:47 PM
Funny momento
Birdsie — Today at 12:47 PM
I don't need to be anti-precog, I intend to cooperate with Cauldron to ensure my survival
besides there are no
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:47 PM
I'm talking Simurgh funny lad
Birdsie — Today at 12:47 PM
anti-precog options at 2 embers
questionable — Today at 12:47 PM
Practice.
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:47 PM
Cauldron ain't my point
Birdsie — Today at 12:47 PM
oh naw man
i aint staying on Bet
_grightwing — Today at 12:47 PM
There is no Cauldron
Birdsie — Today at 12:48 PM
Can't do that productively on its own, esp. for 1 ember alone
Lealope — Today at 12:48 PM
[ ] Xianxia SI
Birdsie — Today at 12:48 PM
it'd take an Acknowledgment at minimum
questionable — Today at 12:48 PM
start practicing
Birdsie — Today at 12:48 PM
?
you can't even get Acknowledgments on Bet
_grightwing — Today at 12:48 PM
The dao of the claw
Birdsie — Today at 12:48 PM
anyway, eh
I'll just pick Kandata
Lealope — Today at 12:48 PM
this
is going to be
Birdsie — Today at 12:48 PM
Or Raksika + Heroic Destiny
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:49 PM
It is the Fortnite Meta Pick
Lealope — Today at 12:49 PM
[ ] Get Summoned By Louise de Valliere
the ol' classico
_grightwing — Today at 12:49 PM
Minecraft isekai, but with nightmare fridge horror
Birdsie — Today at 12:49 PM
God I hate that little fucking witch
I'm escaping as soon as I can
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:49 PM
[ ] Get summoned by Shinji Matou
Birdsie — Today at 12:50 PM
see this is almost preferable by comparison
at least I get to beat the shit out of him and feel good about it
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:50 PM
Addendum:
-You're now a hot woman also
Birdsie — Today at 12:50 PM
Not a malus
I'll take it
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:50 PM
Fate standard though
_grightwing — Today at 12:50 PM
Heroic Servant Birdsie could work
Birdsie — Today at 12:51 PM
you think I'm afraid of playing a female character IRL?
especially a hot one?
it merely raises my seduction skill
I'll acquire an army of loyal simps
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:51 PM
Nah, just think you'd probably rather not be a good looking woman in front of somebody with command seals
questionable — Today at 12:51 PM
[ ] Get Beckoned by the Lady of the Lake
Birdsie — Today at 12:51 PM
eh, won't save him from a hypersonic beatdown
i aint waiting for him to utter a command
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:52 PM
Lol, Lmao
Birdsie — Today at 12:52 PM
i'll dash forward and cut his throat out
Lealope — Today at 12:52 PM
[ ] M U C H O T E X T O
Birdsie — Today at 12:52 PM
Make me
Dream in a Dream challenge vs 5 hunters
or something
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:52 PM
Hunter #3 vs Dream 24 minutes in
Birdsie — Today at 12:52 PM
"Birdsie in a Fantasy World But He's Getting Hunted Down By An Army of Different Villains and Terminator-types"
_grightwing — Today at 12:53 PM
Hero's Elegy could work if we want undead Birdsie
Lealope — Today at 12:53 PM
[ ] VVV
questionable — Today at 12:53 PM
awww
Birdsie — Today at 12:53 PM
I'd probably win.
I can no diff Scion with a depression inducer build.
questionable — Today at 12:53 PM
but vvv was a nice gesture, i don't wanna be nice to self insert birdsie
Lealope — Today at 12:53 PM
no build you're just a normal person
Birdsie — Today at 12:53 PM
...ah.
Lealope — Today at 12:53 PM
also gabbie joined the S9
questionable — Today at 12:53 PM
lol
Birdsie — Today at 12:54 PM
Well, I can no diff the setting with metaknowledg-
Well, I can...
commit suicide relatively painlessly?
questionable — Today at 12:54 PM
youre next to a microwave
_grightwing — Today at 12:54 PM
Just give Birdsie no power except Axe Magic
Birdsie — Today at 12:54 PM
No diff the entire setting on that lumberjack grindset
AXE POWER.
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:54 PM
Fool
AXE POWER
Birdsie — Today at 12:55 PM
The Axeman will chop down your Apocryphal procs
there are so many better settings you guys can insert me into to cause suffering
other than Worm
you've got so many colorful options
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 12:56 PM
Yeah, but Worm causes ooc suffering too
Vulpine Grin



Star wars isekai and others #reducted
Birdsie — Today at 1:17 PM
Star Wars but I am Anakin .5 seconds after underestimating Obi-Wan's high ground (the soul transfer knocked the Force out of me so I am now without the Force)
Lealope — Today at 1:17 PM
lmao
tell me how this would work, devlin
Birdsie — Today at 1:17 PM
The world's most difficult Kenshi spawn potentially
outside of simply being a torso
Fib — Today at 1:18 PM
I think Obi-Wan would be able to sense that you just suddenly lost the force
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 1:18 PM
Do not act as if you cannot see the ebbs and flows of the world Lea
Fib — Today at 1:18 PM
Birdsie into the JOJOlands
ShinBlitz — Today at 1:18 PM
handsalope
Lealope — Today at 1:18 PM
mm, that might be a bit too hard for birdsie though


Birdsie — Today at 12:59 PM
>Gundam as a non-Newtype civilian shortly before Colony Drop
>kitschy magical girl anime where i am the cat that gives out powers
>LOTR but mortal slave in Mordor start
>Star Wars but non-Force sensitive mortal slave on Korriban start
>Fantasy world but sharing a body with an elven priestess who hates me because she's racist
>W40k but I'm a newly recruited Guardsman on Cadia in early 999.M41
>Mirai Nikki but I am the protagonist
>RWBY but I am Jaune
>Spare Me Great Lord but I am the great lord
>Fire Punch but I am Agni
>Black Butler but I am the butler
>Five Nights at Freddy's
think of
Birdsie — Today at 1:00 PM
all the colorful ways
you guys can torture me
see above

I think it would cause Obi-Wan to think, "Holy fuck, I really lightsabered him good if it severed his access to the Force," and not "Huh, got replaced by some new guy?"
Fib — Today at 1:19 PM
Lightsabering a guy doesn't sever his connection to the force
Birdsie — Today at 1:19 PM
Yes Obi-wan would know that
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 1:19 PM
It did this time
Fib — Today at 1:19 PM
Yes, he would know that
Gabbie — Today at 1:19 PM
you're wrong
Birdsie — Today at 1:19 PM
but how else do you explain Anakin suddenly losing his shit
.5 seconds after getting lightsabered



A more Witcher, Witcher isekai
Birdsie — Today at 2:01 PM
oh wait I know what'd be great
The Witcher but I am a new witcher
Just a squire
freshly out of the trials
high odds of death, nearly assured suffering
_grightwing — Today at 2:02 PM
Witcher but more Witcher
Birdsie — Today at 2:02 PM
you guys will love it
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:02 PM
freshly out of the trials or freshly ready to start them
Birdsie — Today at 2:02 PM
it'd be unfair to put me pre-trials since they have such a high lethality variable
there are real odds i'll just die without being able to do anything about it
due to drinking mutagenic poisons
_grightwing — Today at 2:03 PM
I miss reading about dark fantasy wanderer fics
Birdsie — Today at 2:03 PM
it'd free me from my mortal coil too early to suffer meaningfully
_grightwing — Today at 2:03 PM
You could really go ham with the slavic lores
What if we buy you an efb in that setting
SMBlade — Today at 2:04 PM
Witcherer
Birdsie — Today at 2:04 PM
>Congratulations, your Agni Sign can now shoot a shitty and imprecise fireball instead of the usual fire blast or stream of flame.
_grightwing — Today at 2:05 PM
That also burns your hand and removes use of it till it heals
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:05 PM
efb is just witcher 1 signs
instead of witcher 3
the systems balance in 1 is way worse
so signs are way more cheese
_grightwing — Today at 2:05 PM
Efb is a loyal travel mount that doesn't get spooked
Fib — Today at 2:06 PM
EFB is upgrading your two swords into just one that hits both types of enemies
questionable — Today at 2:07 PM
efb is a hot witch gf
_grightwing — Today at 2:07 PM
With a high charisma build Birdsie could totally pull off a charlatan Witcher
questionable — Today at 2:07 PM
who loves you back
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 2:07 PM
Let's not go too far here
questionable — Today at 2:07 PM
it's an efb
_grightwing — Today at 2:08 PM
She eats babies
SMBlade — Today at 2:08 PM
I have read exactly ONE and a HALF Witcher books and this is, inevitably, my only takeaway insofar as to what Geralt of Rivia truly desires.
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:08 PM
i mean it's also a bit of parenting
_grightwing — Today at 2:08 PM
Witcher quest is soo much better than Skyrim
I don't think anyone's ever taken a really proper stab at it
SMBlade — Today at 2:09 PM
heh
stab
Birdsie — Today at 2:10 PM
i hope she doesn't own a unicorn
>people who read the books
Geralt fucking hates that unicorn
_grightwing — Today at 2:11 PM
Image
Her unicorn summon
Fib — Today at 2:11 PM
Ooh
Most Honest Individual here — Today at 2:11 PM
You in the jjk game
Fib — Today at 2:11 PM
Birdsie into Witcher, but as a New Human
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:11 PM
unicorns are just really badly drawn
horses or rhinos
because medieval artists dunno what stuff looks like
ergo ms paint unicorn
_grightwing — Today at 2:12 PM
You should see their ideas of a crocodile
Birdsie — Today at 2:13 PM
nah it's cause
Yennefer had a stuffed unicorn
and insisted to have sex on its back instead of using a bed
which Geralt hated because it was uncomfortable
_grightwing — Today at 2:13 PM
Image
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:13 PM
this appears in w3 as a cameo
iirc
to clarify i mean the stuffed unicorn
Birdsie — Today at 2:17 PM
Geralt has it rough but
it's actually kind of dark that by Witcher standards
he's got it laughably easy
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:17 PM
i mean

he's probably the luckiest Witcher on earth
and his life still fucking blows overall
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:17 PM
he got an apprentice who didn't die horribly to the trials
he has a relatively stable romantic partner
Birdsie — Today at 2:18 PM
(he's also way uglier in the books by the way)
(the games kinda romanticize Witchers and what being one is like)
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:18 PM
that is pretty 1% for witchers
questionable — Today at 2:18 PM
isn't he literally like a
speshul witcher too?
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:19 PM
wasn't that just ciri's fault
questionable — Today at 2:19 PM
idk
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:19 PM
i don't think he's like, inherently special
outside of ciri related things
questionable — Today at 2:19 PM
he got the white hair
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:19 PM
mutations
questionable — Today at 2:19 PM
because of his special interaction
with the mutations no?
idk
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:19 PM
they all get slightly different effects from mutations iirc
just gene variance
Birdsie — Today at 2:20 PM
just a random mutation
but Geralt is fucking ugly
he's got a face that makes people uncomfortable to look at
and his voice is "scary"
Witchers are made handsome and romanticized by the games
in the books there is reasons why
_grightwing — Today at 2:20 PM
Image
Birdsie — Today at 2:20 PM
the villagers fear them
they are straight-up abominable
Birdsie — Today at 2:21 PM
where's this from?
the headband fits
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:21 PM
i mean villagers fear fucking everyone
Birdsie — Today at 2:21 PM
but he still looks too handsome
for what I remember of Geralt's description
_grightwing — Today at 2:21 PM
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Birdsie — Today at 2:22 PM
ah it's fanart
yeah no official art would make him that hot
Fib — Today at 2:22 PM
It's kind of sad how visual media almost always prettifies protagonists who are supposed to not be conventionally attractive
Birdsie — Today at 2:22 PM
he's described as having short stubbly legs, also, and as being, like, emaciated and thin like a borderline corpse, which is funny for me to imagine
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:22 PM
as a game protagonist you're hardly staring at geralt's face anyway so
Birdsie — Today at 2:23 PM
just this fucking ghoul with two swords and cat eyes
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:23 PM
honestly they could have made him less hot
Birdsie — Today at 2:23 PM
going around offering to kill monsters for you
and you know he has access to weird magics
so obviously you'd be suspicious as a random superstitious villager
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:23 PM
but yeah mutations suck
Birdsie — Today at 2:23 PM
this witcher guy looks like the sort of shady character who'd steal your kidneys to eat them with a fork
_grightwing — Today at 2:23 PM
Hmm Birdsie is gonna have to roll for mutations too
questionable — Today at 2:24 PM
Official Russian version of book Geralt
Image
Dark One #1
BOT
— Today at 2:25 PM
@_grightwing 🎲
Mutations: 1d10 (1)
Total: 1
Fib — Today at 2:25 PM
I gotta be honest
_grightwing — Today at 2:25 PM
Woah 1?!
Fib — Today at 2:25 PM
Those legs don't look short or stubby
Also lol
Birdsie — Today at 2:25 PM
That's still way too hot
Fib — Today at 2:25 PM
Man
_grightwing — Today at 2:25 PM
It's marketing
Birdsie — Today at 2:25 PM
He barely looks human the way he's described
Fib — Today at 2:25 PM
That reminds me of rolling 1 on a 1d100 to determine how bad my curse is back in Q's JJK RP
_grightwing — Today at 2:26 PM
How'd it translate as a mutation?
Fib — Today at 2:26 PM
Going from how Birdsie's relayed his description
I think if you're drawing book-Geralt, you'd probably want to, like
Start with a chimpanzee?
And then just stretch them out to be a human height
And shave off most of the hair
Birdsie — Today at 2:27 PM
Face that immediately makes people uncomfortable to look at, ashen white hair, cat-like eyes that dilate as they look at you; emaciated, thin, and gangly like a skeleton, a scary voice
he's like a ghoul that's barely shapeshifted to look just within the boundaries of humanity
questionable — Today at 2:27 PM
wtf is a scary voice
Birdsie — Today at 2:27 PM
+ he's fucking covered in scars
Birdsie — Today at 2:27 PM
idk that's the way it's described
his voice sounds scary
_grightwing — Today at 2:27 PM
I'm batman
Fib — Today at 2:27 PM
lol
questionable — Today at 2:28 PM
is batman's voice actually scary?
Birdsie — Today at 2:28 PM
also funfact in the book he almost gets taken out
by a peasant with a pitchfork
one time
lmao
stabbed in the chest and almost dies
_grightwing — Today at 2:28 PM
I dunno if I turn around and hulking dark figure is standing behind me I'm pissing my pants
Birdsie — Today at 2:29 PM
"What will it be?"

"Beer," said the stranger. His voice was unpleasant.

(…) The stranger was not old, but his hair was almost entirely white. Beneath his cloak he wore a worn leather jerkin laced up at the neck and shoulders. As he took off his cloak those around him noticed that he carried a sword — not something unusual in itself, nearly every man in Vizima carried a weapon — but no one carried a sword strapped to his back as if it were a bow or a quiver.
Can't find one that states it's scary but I do remember it as well
There was something calming and at the same time intriguing in his voice, however, though it was by no means a voice which could be described as pleasant. (…) The horseman had hair as white as milk, tied back from his forehead with a leather band, and a black, woollen cloak falling over the rump of the chestnut mare.
_grightwing — Today at 2:30 PM
It's the mystique of him that elevates everything else to be terrifying
Birdsie — Today at 2:30 PM
interesting degree of descriptions
He had an unnaturally pale face and strange, dark eyes.
_grightwing — Today at 2:30 PM
So his eyes shift depending on what he's had
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:30 PM
the peasant secretly had one in a million martial talent clearly
Birdsie — Today at 2:31 PM
Milva glanced involuntarily through the cave, in which she had just seen the wounded man. A piece of man, she thought instinctively, though thin… A white head of hair, but the flat belly of a youngster, the kind associated with labor, not lard and beer ...
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:31 PM
but yeah witchers aren't that durable
_grightwing — Today at 2:31 PM
Everyone has their Nat 20s
Fib — Today at 2:31 PM
Law of Return bullshit, maybe
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:31 PM
wolf school doesn't give that many con buffs either
Birdsie — Today at 2:31 PM
God
'What are we going to be doing, Yen?'

'Circulating around the hall, greeting people, paying them compliments, engaging in conversation … Stop tugging your doublet and flattening your hair.'

'You wouldn't let me wear a headband …'

'Your headband's pretentious.'
I can't believe Yennefer does this to him
what a betrayal
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:32 PM
they're mostly just superhuman enough to contend monsters with prep time
Birdsie — Today at 2:32 PM
The chubby, ruddy face elongated and paled. The hilt of a sword extended above its right shoulder.

'Don't come any closer,' the second Witcher said huskily and smiled. 'Don't come any nearer, Geralt. I won't let you lay hands on me.'

What a hideous smile I have, Geralt thought, reaching for his sword. What a hideous face I have. How hideously I squint. So is that what I look like? Damn.
lmao
_grightwing — Today at 2:32 PM
Would you have any of the canon characters present or would it be entirely an Oc setting?
Birdsie — Today at 2:32 PM
The idea Geralt's never seen himself in a mirror
and reacts like that
is hilarious to me.
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:33 PM
mirrors are fucked in the witcherverse so fair ig
Birdsie — Today at 2:33 PM
'Damn.'
_grightwing — Today at 2:33 PM
Geralt be like Lovecraft's The Outsider
Fib — Today at 2:33 PM
Man
I'm imagining Geralt as being voiced by David Hayter now
_grightwing — Today at 2:34 PM
A face not even a mother could love
Birdsie — Today at 2:34 PM
Then he jumped onto the railing of the bridge, running along it and attacking another. Maintaining his balance was for him a trifle, but the acrobatic feat amazed and surprised the Nilfgaardian attackers.
Very agile tho
Witcher mutations go brrr
more context can be gleaned from interviews with sapkowski, from which we know that geralt looks around 45 years old, but hides his real age because he doesn't want to lose business:

Interview with Sapkowski "Don't be a kurwa like Geralt" (1996):

Question: How old is Geralt? According to our calculations, about 45 …

AS: He's (during "Baptism of Fire") over fifty. But I won't tell you his exact age. Witchers get older longer than ordinary people and less noticeable than ordinary people. The witcher who's sixty years old will not look older than forty-five. True, in the witcher world, the average age of people is greater than in "our" Middle Ages, but even so, there would hardly have been a wet case of fighting monsters for "a grandfather for fifty." Therefore Geralt hides his age.
Then you have a true relic like Vesemir
who's in his 260s, I think?
God
living to your 200s as a witcher
what a fucking badass
Gabbie — Today at 2:37 PM
he's either the best witcher ever
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:37 PM
tbf he doesn't go out as much as the rest
Gabbie — Today at 2:37 PM
or a fucknig coward
Birdsie — Today at 2:37 PM
some of them get taken out by drowner or peasants with pitchforks
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:37 PM
being the grandmaster or whatever
having to have spent a pile of time teaching kids who die to trials
Birdsie — Today at 2:38 PM
anyway tl;dr
Geralt is fucking hideous
people are actively repulsed by him
Gabbie — Today at 2:38 PM
is he?
isnt he super hot in almost every piece of media
Birdsie — Today at 2:38 PM
The fact Yennefer fell in love with someone whose reaction to seeing his own mirror reflection is, "I look like that? Damn," really tells us she doesn't go for the looks at least.
Fib — Today at 2:38 PM
Book Geralt
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:39 PM
i mean
she is a sorceress
_grightwing — Today at 2:39 PM
That's just marketing
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:39 PM
they mostly looked ugly af before magic
iirc
Birdsie — Today at 2:39 PM
True
Gabbie — Today at 2:39 PM
wasn't Yennefer

Birdsie — Today at 2:39 PM
And they have a lot in common as people
Gabbie — Today at 2:39 PM
outright
disfigured?
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:39 PM
yeah uncontrolled magic
or something
Birdsie — Today at 2:40 PM
>that one time Geralt was assumed dead
>Yennefer mourned him
>then several years later he randomly decides to write a letter to her to ask about something unrelated
>tfw he starts the letter by calling her a "friend"
>her letter in response calls him "friend" (and underlines the word each time) at least 500 times
>he doesn't understand why she's pissed off at him
He's a blockhead sometimes
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:41 PM
90% of male protags are like this
Gabbie — Today at 2:41 PM
too optimized to kill monsters
to know what women are like
_grightwing — Today at 2:41 PM
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SMBlade — Today at 2:42 PM
Geralt somehow managed to make charisma such a dump stat that he looped back around to high charisma then made it a dump stat again.
Birdsie — Today at 2:42 PM
Dear friend…

The witcher swore quietly, looking at the sharp, angular, even runes drawn with energetic sweeps of the pen, faultlessly reflecting the author's mood. He felt once again the desire to try to bite his own backside in fury. When he was writing to the sorceress a month ago he had spent two nights in a row contemplating how best to begin. Finally, he had decided on "Dear friend." Now he had his just deserts.

Dear friend, your unexpected letter – which I received not quite three years after we last saw each other – has given me much joy. My joy is all the greater as various rumours have been circulating about your sudden and violent death. It is a good thing that you have decided to disclaim them by writing to me; it is a good thing, too, that you are doing so so soon. From your letter it appears that you have lived a peaceful, wonderfully boring life, devoid of all sensation. These days such a life is a real privilege, dear friend, and I am happy that you have managed to achieve it.

I was touched by the sudden concern which you deigned to show as to my health, dear friend. I hasten with the news that, yes, I now feel well; the period of indisposition is behind me, I have dealt with the difficulties, the description of which I shall not bore you with. It worries and troubles me very much that the unexpected present you received from Fate brings you worries. Your supposition that this requires professional help is absolutely correct. Although your description of the difficulty – quite understandably – is enigmatic, I am sure I know the Source of the problem. And I agree with your opinion that the help of yet another magician is absolutely necessary. I feel honoured to be the second to whom you turn. What have I done to deserve to be so high on your list?
Rest assured, my dear friend; and if you had the intention of supplicating the help of additional magicians, abandon it because there is no need. I leave without delay, and go to the place which you indicated in an oblique yet, to me, understandable way. It goes without saying that I leave in absolute secrecy and with great caution. I will surmise the nature of the trouble on the spot and will do all that is in my power to calm the gushing source. I shall try, in so doing, not to appear any worse than other ladies to whom you have turned, are turning or usually turn with your supplications. I am, after all, your dear friend. Your valuable friendship is too important to me to disappoint you, dear friend.

Should you, in the next few years, wish to write to me, do not hesitate for a moment. Your letters invariably give me boundless pleasure.

Your friend Yennefer

The letter smelled of lilac and gooseberries.

Geralt cursed.
^ the letter
Gabbie — Today at 2:43 PM
that's so fucking funny
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:43 PM
>I feel honoured to be the second to whom you turn.
damn
Birdsie — Today at 2:43 PM
Your supposition that this requires professional help is absolutely correct.
Lealope — Today at 2:43 PM
god almighty
Birdsie — Today at 2:43 PM
What have I done to deserve to be so high on your list?
Sapkowski really knows how to write a woman who's gotten tired of a man's bullshit
_grightwing — Today at 2:44 PM
Angry dm, but letter
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:44 PM
>let her believe he was dead
>only contacted her when he needed something
>didn't contact her first when asking for magical help
>friendzoned her in the request
Birdsie — Today at 2:44 PM
Can you imagine how furious she was while writing that response
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:44 PM
it really is a miracle they ended up stable at all
well actually it's ciri
it's literally just ciri
Birdsie — Today at 2:45 PM
I am, after all, your dear friend. Your valuable friendship is too important to me to disappoint you, dear friend.
Should you, in the next few years, wish to write to me, do not hesitate for a moment. Your letters invariably give me boundless pleasure.
God, she really
cooks him alive.
It's incredible
she didn't even need a fireball to do it
_grightwing — Today at 2:45 PM
🔥
Birdsie — Today at 2:45 PM
ikr
Birdsie — Today at 2:46 PM
IIRC in the same chapter
he receives a letter from Ciri as well
where she rambles at him
"Lady Yennefer?"

"Yes."

"May I… As part of the sincerity you promised… May I ask you something?"

"You may. But, by all the gods, not about virginity, please."

Ciri bit her lip and did not say anything for a long time.

"Too bad," sighed Yennefer. "Let it be. Ask away."

"Because, you see…" Ciri blushed and licked her lips, "the girls in the dormitory are always gossiping and telling all sorts of stories… About Belleteyn's feast and others like that… And they say I'm a snotty kid, a child because it's time… Lady Yennefer, how does it really work? How can one know that the time has come…"

"…to go to bed with a man?"

Ciri blushed a deep shade of crimson. She said nothing for a while then raised her eyes and nodded.

"It's easy to tell," said Yennefer, naturally. "If you are beginning to think about it then it's a sign the time has come."

"But I don't want to!"

"It's not compulsory. You don't want to, then you don't."

"Ah." Ciri bit her lip again. "And that… Well… Man… How can you tell it's the right one to…"

"…go to bed with?"

"Mmmh."

"If you have any choice at all," the enchantress twisted her lips in a smile, "but don't have much experience, you first appraise the bed."

Ciri's emerald eyes turned the shape and size of saucers.

"How's that… The bed?"

"Precisely that. Those who don't have a bed at all, you eliminate on the spot. From those who remain, you eliminate the owners of any dirty or slovenly beds. And when only those who have clean and tidy beds remain, you choose the one you find most attractive. Unfortunately, the method is not a hundred per cent foolproof. You can make a terrible mistake."

"You're joking?"

"No. I'm not joking, Ciri."
not the letter
but a funny interaction
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:48 PM
what a mom
Birdsie — Today at 2:48 PM
it's funny that by this definition Geralt loses automatically
bedless ass
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:49 PM
i mean i guess he has a bed in kaer morhen or whatever
Fib — Today at 2:49 PM
Ooh
ShinBlitz — Today at 2:49 PM
and uh toussaint later
Birdsie — Today at 2:49 PM
I don't think having one so many kilometers away counts
Fib — Today at 2:49 PM
Birdsie into the world of Ten of Swords
As an Outsider
Birdsie — Today at 2:49 PM
Also I found a funny comic
Image
Witcher is so funny when it's not grim or dark
mostly because it does a very human sort of comedy


Mecha isekai
questionable — Today at 3:15 PM
mechagodzilla
from 1974*
Gabbie — Today at 3:15 PM
yes i'm not saying it's not, i'm saying it doesn't match what i 'feel' to be mecha
ShinBlitz — Today at 3:15 PM
sorry it's baiting non hardcore gundam fans
Gabbie — Today at 3:16 PM
maybe im just
too much of a fan of turbo realism
to appreciate
ShinBlitz — Today at 3:16 PM
with a different hook
than usual gundams
questionable — Today at 3:16 PM
so the topic is in your opinion Pacific rim is the best mecha movie
Gabbie — Today at 3:16 PM
Giant Robots moving as dextreously as human beings
Gabbie — Today at 3:16 PM
yes
questionable — Today at 3:16 PM
olay
Lealope — Today at 3:16 PM
i mean
questionable — Today at 3:16 PM
that's allowed
Lealope — Today at 3:16 PM
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
YE
NOT
GUILTY
Big O is pretty good
Fib — Today at 3:16 PM
Man
What if there was a LANCER movie
_grightwing — Today at 3:17 PM
Giant flesh robots pls
Fib — Today at 3:17 PM
The Life-King has those
questionable — Today at 3:17 PM
power rangers does it better than Pacific rim in live action too though
_grightwing — Today at 3:18 PM
Witcher setting with hardcore difficulty might keep up with the quality of discourse Birdsie questors bring
Gabbie — Today at 3:18 PM
does the Witcher scale that high?
ShinBlitz — Today at 3:19 PM
witchers don't scale that high
they just prep time a lot of stuff
there's mirrorman and shit tho
_grightwing — Today at 3:19 PM
⁠💬god-diversion⁠
Fib — Today at 3:19 PM
Witchers need Outlined Tactics to survive at all, yeah
Birdsie — Today at 3:19 PM
Evas move really fast despite being bulky because they run on bullshittium
not because the writers don't understand physics
Fib — Today at 3:19 PM
N2 drives*
ShinBlitz — Today at 3:19 PM
*parents
Fib — Today at 3:19 PM
They don't run on parents
Birdsie — Today at 3:20 PM
more importantly
Fib — Today at 3:20 PM
They're controled by parents
Birdsie — Today at 3:20 PM
the best mecha series is Gurren Lagann
_grightwing — Today at 3:20 PM
Yeah it would take bringing everyone's A game to keep Birdsie alive
Birdsie — Today at 3:20 PM
anyone who says otherwise is simply an Anti-Spiral
Lealope — Today at 3:20 PM
the best mecha series
_grightwing — Today at 3:20 PM
Lealope — Today at 3:21 PM
is Neural Genesis Cathedrelion
ShinBlitz — Today at 3:21 PM
incidentally how big do mecha have to be for a series to be considered mecha
like obviously man sized powered armor isn't enough
_grightwing — Today at 3:21 PM
A power armour could be a mini mech
ShinBlitz — Today at 3:22 PM
but where's the lines for you lot
Gabbie — Today at 3:22 PM
yeah otherwise Iron Man would be a mecha comic
_grightwing — Today at 3:22 PM
Gotta be tank sized at least
Actually why let mechas be bipedal at all
When you can have tanks
ShinBlitz — Today at 3:23 PM
i mean i guess you can have quadripedal mecha
_grightwing — Today at 3:23 PM
The optimal form
ShinBlitz — Today at 3:24 PM
but is an autonomous machine really mecha
SMBlade — Today at 3:24 PM
Just play Lancer smh
_grightwing — Today at 3:24 PM
No but like scaling it to kaiju size
 
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