"
You done your rant there?"
"And another thing! Fuck the protagonist so much! He's a useless piece of shit and I don't know what those assorted princesses see in him."
"
You can't tell in the animation, but he's crazy hung."
"...God
damnit Athena... and also, maybe this is just me being stupid, but if we're going to have dumb power fantasy crap like this, why is it never a
girl getting to kiss all the hot elf chicks? It's always some generic looking dude with the looks and personality of your average two by four. Like just once, shower some lonely nerdy girl in catgirls. Just once."
"
So the problem with the power fantasy isn't the objectification of women, it's the objectification in a way that doesn't titillate you?"
"... no! But... a little!" you said, "You know what I mean!"
"
I'm just fucking with you. So what've you made?" she said, "
I've, uh, I was on call with Walker while you were anime-ing, wasn't paying much attention."
"Well,
Kill la Kill got me thinking about animated fibres, and
that got me thinking about all of mom's
Warhammer books, so... okay, check this out." you explained, laying out a sheet of the material you'd put together. "So basically, here's the idea. The spidersilk has great tensile strength and will prevent a bullet from going through, but it doesn't actually meaningfully slow it down much. It's basically just stopping the bullet from cutting into me, and the crazy density of my muscles disperses the force."
"
And then you get a great big fucking bruise and abrasion and it hurts like a motherfucker." Athena summarized.
"Yeah, it does! The suit is keeping bullets from like, actually getting into me, but it's not cushioning the impact at all.
Until now." you said, in your best movie trailer voice, then you hooked the little D-battery up to the material sample you made. It writhed uncomfortably for a second on the table, then lay still.
"
It's alive exclamation point exclamation point?" Athena offered.
"Lol, no, it's uh..." you started. "So basically, I took apart one of those bundles of smart fibres and I modified the little 3d printer to make me sheets of it. When electricity runs through it, it goes rigid and attempts to maintain the shape it's currently in. And these capacitors-"
"
So you made Eldar mesh armour."
"Yep!" you said, grinning. "Basically! I'll have to print some more but if I layer this into the suit, I'll be a
lot harder to hurt."
"
I am fully in favour of things that make you tougher, though I swear to god if you use this as an excuse to throw yourself into greater danger I will turn this body around, so help me." Athena said. "
Also... Your mom would love this."
"... she
would. Uuh..." you started the 3d printer on the next batch, tapping your fingers against the desk. "Do you think I could get away with showing her it?"
"
That's a good question. Because it'll be internal to the Arachne suit, I don't think it would betray any information. However, it's probably the most advanced piece of technology you've ever shown her, and it's something that doesn't seem to have been invented previously in anywhere near as useable a form. I don't thinks she'll pick up on it, but she'll probably tell others and that could bring unwanted attention."
"... oh yeah. Good point." you said, a bit bitter.
"
But she would love it."
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[ ] Yeah, this has to stay secret, along with your other stuff. It isn't like she doesn't tell you how proud she is of you enough or anything.
[ ] "Hey mom, check this out!"