Huh, that's an author I've never heard of, despite my many years in SF/F Fandom, working at multiple SF/F/H bookstores and eagerly devouring damn near any speculative fiction I could get my eager little hands on.
And now I am almost as jealous of you as I am of the occasional person who says they just discovered their first Heinlein novel… To have such things to read as brand-new…

I hold that discovering The People saved my life. The first part of Lea's story hit me damned hard.
 
Interesting way of getting forward in time. Reminds me of the Bobble tech from Vernor Vinge's books The Peace War and Marooned in Realtime.
 
Ok that is not only damn great idea but it would be hilarious even if they are all different looking humans. Going from making lizard for humans to making human suits for lizards.
Michael Ironside: *holding a coin* Okay, Heads, I send 'em a "fruit basket" of random items to snack on as thanks for raising new interest in the V box set. Tails, I ask for a cut in the profits in spendable currency to satisfy the copyright crowd... *Flipping it and facepalming when a d4 with question marks replacing the numbers lands*
 
Michael Ironside: *holding a coin* Okay, Heads, I send 'em a "fruit basket" of random items to snack on as thanks for raising new interest in the V box set. Tails, I ask for a cut in the profits in spendable currency to satisfy the copyright crowd... *Flipping it and facepalming when a d4 with question marks replacing the numbers lands*

"How, and why, does a D4 have... uhm... is that thirty or fifty sides? I keep losing track."
FaerieKnight79 threw 1 63-faced dice. Total: 25
25 25
 
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OMG I just caught that! And the leader when I re-read it sounded exact6ly like Jack in my head. And the science guy is Obviously Daniel, Only thing that would've sold it is if the last Guy said 'Indeed' That would've sold it as him being Teal'c. Of course him being mostly quiet unless necessary info is being delivered is another tell.

Now I have to read it again to see how the voices come through! [Deadpan]How terrible.[/Deadpan] :D


Dinnae fash, tyops happen.

...as do brainfarts. :oops::rolleyes:

"How, and why, does a D4 have... uhm... is that thirty or fifty sides? I keep losing track."

[Aliens Guy]"Lizard-tech."[/Aliens Guy]

Also: "is that thirty or fifty sides?" Yes, but also, no.
 
Yes, Zenna Henderson's 'The People' were the ones I was thinking of. And you know their "signs" had to be versions of Family-style magic - "platt the twishers" pretty much says it all.
You know, finding that they are using Pattern Theory, as a basic part of their culture, would be really interesting...

(We first found the 'demon magic' Varga was teaching Taylor was Pattern Theory (first seen in 'Desperately Seeking Ranma') almost as a throw-away, it was mentioned in the 'Hermione Granger Goes Lizard' (Yes, I know that's not TLSLoHG real name :) ) multi-episode author omake, and I think its been mentioned elsewhere. Scary stuff, as PT seems portable across all dimensions...)

Also: "is that thirty or fifty sides?" Yes, but also, no.
Personally, I think it should be a 64-sided dice, marked up in octal, for extra fun... So, looks like a D4, but has two digits on each face each in the range zero to seven... Your choice as to whether '00' means zero or 64...

I bet you a lot of people would think it was a percentage dice, for a really long time...
 
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If you want 64, just use a d8 twice
First throw: 1 => 1 to 8; 2 => 9 to 16 ...
Second throw: should be clear enough

In this example: 7 => 49 to 56 & 6 => 54
Martin Bajar threw 2 8-faced dice. Total: 13
7 7 6 6
 
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If you want 64, just use a d8 twice
First throw: 1 => 1 to 8; 2 => 9 to 16 ...
Second throw: should be clear enough

In this example: 7 => 49 to 56 & 6 => 54
Someone once pointed out to me that if you want to mess with the 'I Ching', 8-sided dice, d8s, are the way to go, not yarrow stalks, or coins...

Of course, someone who thinks divination is going to do them any good when The Family (Taylor/Varga to be precise) are around, is a little... delusional. :)
 
Yay wordz.
Also someone clearly was listening to the thread out there zornwards, thus more lizards got put in the place with some lizards to get closer to maxmimum lizards.
The only real problem is how to get enough eggs for everyone. 🤔
 
Ha! I knew it was going to be dinosaurs (or at least something from that era). I was not quite expecting the ending though, I'll admit. Figured that Brockton would have quieted down first.
 
I'm wondering how far back they're from, though, if they didn't recognize conifers. Those things go back over 300 million years.
They didn't recognize the specific conifers; they did recognize the category. Similarly, with the birds, they recognized the category but not the specific examples. Probably the only conifers that look like anything they'd recognize would be Wollemi pines and their nearest relatives. AFAIK, Mesozoic birds still had teeth and while fossils of at least one species with pygostyles have been found, I'm pretty sure most Mesozoic birds still had lizard tails.
Also, ALL life on Earth is related (flora, fauna and other), thanks to LUCA and in a lesser but no less important degree, FUCA.
Keep in mind that they'd been speculating about possible visitors from another planet. The sapients that they found being related to them tells them that the beings in question are not from another planet.
 
Kind of reminds me of Vernor Vinge's novels where people have learned to bubble time, but haven't quite gotten the duration of the bubbles correct. Some folks decide that since you can set the duration of the bubbles to tens of millions of years easily, they're gonna go day-tripping to Deep Time (with no way back) just for shits and giggles.
 
Kind of reminds me of Vernor Vinge's novels where people have learned to bubble time, but haven't quite gotten the duration of the bubbles correct. Some folks decide that since you can set the duration of the bubbles to tens of millions of years easily, they're gonna go day-tripping to Deep Time (with no way back) just for shits and giggles.
Interesting. I can't help thinking that anything sent forward WAY too far (namely after Heat Death) will emerge into a completely non-referential non-space, promptly collapse into all the mass with no scale (You know, a monobloc), and then explode as a new Big Bang.

(If that is the fate of anything that does manage to outlast the universe and they know it, the Entities may be this stupid to avoid going even crazier than they are.)
 
(If that is the fate of anything that does manage to outlast the universe and they know it, the Entities may be this stupid to avoid going even crazier than they are.)

That would require the entities to actually be trying to prevent the heat death of the universe, defeat entropy, or any such other ideas. You know, instead of their actual goal of infinite food (on one planet) and infinite space (also on one planet) so they can exponentially breed as long as they want without running out of food or space.

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Funny thing is, I don't think the entities even know what their actual goal is, just "we need a new way". But since they're too stupid to realize what needs to be done, they're searching for an impossibility or two that would enable their prior system... while destroying all habitable planets in their multiverse quadrant they come across. Including their homeworld.
 
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That would require the entities to actually be trying to prevent the heat death of the universe, defeat entropy, or any such other ideas. You know, instead of their actual goal of infinite food (on one planet) and infinite space (also on one planet) so they can exponentially breed as long as they want without running out of food or space.
... So it requires the entities to have slightly more brain cells than a box of cereal? Because infinite food and infinite space, regardless of planetary restriction, both require defeating the conservation of matter on a Grand scale.
 
As my edit says, I'm not entirely sure if the entities even realize what their goal is. They might be just blindly flailing around and destroying everything they come across while searching for nebulous solutions without even knowing the problem that needs solving. After all, a "genius" of their kind took most of it's life to realize their homeworld was going to be unable to support life in a few more cycles. At which point it basically shouted "Hey! This isn't working, we need a new way!" Then got promptly eaten.
 
Excellent. And the chapter is wonderful. And I noticed a pattern that every time I reread this masterpiece, I am approximately in the middle, a new chapter comes out. Forgive me to all who waited for a long time, for what I have not reread for a long time.
 
Excellent. And the chapter is wonderful. And I noticed a pattern that every time I reread this masterpiece, I am approximately in the middle, a new chapter comes out. Forgive me to all who waited for a long time, for what I have not reread for a long time.

You aren't causing the new chapters, so nothing to forgive. I've reread it twice since the last main story update :)
 
... So it requires the entities to have slightly more brain cells than a box of cereal? Because infinite food and infinite space, regardless of planetary restriction, both require defeating the conservation of matter on a Grand scale.
I think the average box of corn flakes is more intelligent than one of Scion's people.

Then again, seeking some means of infinite resources IS what they're looking for, so possibly racial obsession/insanity over stupidity?
 
Love this take. It could fit in well with the canon story but not in the place it left off yet. Still anything your muse spits out is fun :D

I love it when that happens! On YouTube, there's a woman who posts videos she makes to various filk songs. I've been in the scene for more than half my life, and she STILL can surprise me with songs I've never heard by artists who having been doing this for longer than I've been in the scene! (And it took me YEARS to get the pun Bob Kanefski put in his parody of "Phoenix" - his was about the shuttle, and was named "By the Time I Get To ..." *sigh* I am ashamed that it took me so long ...)

Oh do you have a link to her channel? That sounds like a fun way to find more filk artists.
 
Interesting. I can't help thinking that anything sent forward WAY too far (namely after Heat Death) will emerge into a completely non-referential non-space, promptly collapse into all the mass with no scale (You know, a monobloc), and then explode as a new Big Bang.
Actually...

Odds are this way of fast-forwarding may have been invented by a number of races, in past, and future. Also, more likely the bubble will collapse to find there's a number of very curious alien xeno-temporal researchers, standing (floating? murbling?) around with clipboards.
(Because, they've collapsed your bubble.)

And, once communication is established, asking if the travellers want to settle, or take another leap into the future?

Just because you think what you're doing is 'novel', doesn't mean it wouldn't be smart to do thorough research to find if you're (likely to be) correct...
 
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Search on YouTube for Ladybug Filk. A lot of songs that I recognize, but she keeps slipping ones in I'd never heard before. Does videos to Blake's 7, Star Trek, and a number of other properties.
 
Search on YouTube for Ladybug Filk. A lot of songs that I recognize, but she keeps slipping ones in I'd never heard before. Does videos to Blake's 7, Star Trek, and a number of other properties.
I will. I do admit, however, that the working name Ladybug Filk causes me to imagine Miraculous having an episode at a convention.
 
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