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Taylor Varga (Worm/Luna Varga)

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Puns of a feather molt together, guys, I get that, but you're ruffling mine so perch it until I can flocking calm down. (Sorry SO not sorry)
 
Eggsactly. But, using your noodle to unravel the cole facts about mysterious past events... Don't you think that worthwhile?

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Reminder: This is allegedly about a noodle event. Allegedly.
 
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sdwood said:
But that was a cabbage incident, not a noodle incident!
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This may horrify you, but, you can make (grain-free) noodles out of cabbage...

Look. There's (potentially, virtually?) Lizards around. Can you rule that out???
(Coleslaw recipe likely includes onions. And, Lizards know their Onions. So...)
 
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FaerieKnight79 said:
One could almost suggest lizards evolved from onions. Sort of, maybe?
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You could always write a story (omake?), Ranma falls in the Cursed Pool of Slightly-Drowned Lizard Girl? :)
(For some reason, most people look at cursed Ranma, and just see this red-headed girl, with an onion balanced on her head - funny that...)
 
Ace Dreamer said:
You could always write a story (omake?), Ranma falls in the Cursed Pool of Slightly-Drowned Lizard Girl? :)
(For some reason, most people look at cursed Ranma, and just see this red-headed girl, with an onion balanced on her head - funny that...)
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And it stays there no matter how wildly Ranma's moving around, but it moves enough to appear like it isn't fastened down. It bobs up and down, always landing perfectly when he jumps for instance. People also trip over….something when they're directly behind him, but no one can ever figure out what.
 
The new lizards have technology to create, and turn off, stable time bubbles.

Perhaps they can turn off Grey-boy bubbles. It would further the legends of The Family (There's nothing those lizards can't do!), and go even further to establish them as a group that works to benevolently benefit humanity (lizardity?) in general, without playing cape games.

I can see the lizardy SG-1 team being the only ones they let in on the Joke. Jack would absolutely love it (and want his own human suit, which is totally NOT an Edgar Suit). Sam would want to study the Varga and learn all he could teach her, all the while b1tching that matter creation was impossible. Daniel would be working on learning actual FamTalk, and all the other languages Varga knows. Teal'c would train with Saurial, and would be seen regularly with her on patrols. (He would make a great straight man for her more bizarre stunts.)

Anyway, it's 0230, and I'm tired enough to be babbling.
G'night, all.
 
Maxtaf said:
I can see the lizardy SG-1 team being the only ones they let in on the Joke. Jack would absolutely love it (and want his own human suit, which is totally NOT an Edgar Suit). Sam would want to study the Varga and learn all he could teach her, all the while b1tching that matter creation was impossible. Daniel would be working on learning actual FamTalk, and all the other languages Varga knows. Teal'c would train with Saurial, and would be seen regularly with her on patrols. (He would make a great straight man for her more bizarre stunts.)
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This would inevitably lead to the SGC getting nicknamed the Lounge. (When a place becomes infamous in those circles aware of its existence, it gets a nickname. This one would be for strangeness involving Lizards!)
 
Maxtaf said:
Jack would absolutely love it (and want his own human suit, which is totally NOT an Edgar Suit).
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There... might be problems with !Jack wearing an 'Edgar Suit'... That would make him a certain (GGUST) raven. Might you mean... an 'Erwin Suit'???

Just asking...

(BTW, 'Edgar, the naming', in case you're interested - quite a ways down the episode.)
 
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Ace Dreamer said:
There... might be problems with !Jack wearing an 'Edgar Suit'... That would make him a certain (GGUST) raven. Might you mean... an 'Erwin Suit'???

Just asking...
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I'm sure the "Edgar Suit" is a reference to the first Men in Black movie, where a Bug used a suit made from the skin of a guy named Edgar for most of the movie, said skin once even being called an Edgar Suit.
 
Jacen1 said:
I'm sure the "Edgar Suit" is a reference to the first Men in Black movie, where a Bug used a suit made from the skin of a guy named Edgar for most of the movie, said skin once even being called an Edgar Suit.
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Yes, but that involved climbing inside a (living?) human. Using a special 'bug' ability. And, it's temporary. So, I didn't even consider the MiB Edgar.

Ianthe's Lizard Suits, and presumably her Human Suits (for Lizards) don't work like that, at all. They are new beings in their own right (rite?). Any resemblance to existing humans, fictional or otherwise, is a pure coincidence. Honest. Would I lie to you?

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Lizard Jack (!Jack) is an older male with unusual job history (Special Forces), really ridiculous list of abilities, and a lot of cleverness and stubbornness. Erwin might also match that. So, an Erwin Suit doesn't seem to be such a big reach.

And, Erwin might be willing to do a thorough briefing (maybe even sometimes real-time (via an ear-piece?)), and find it very funny. So...

"No, Pat. That wasn't me. That was my Lizard Stunt Double, dressed up as me. They had that drink. Blame The Family. So. About that pint?"
 
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