yay for the glorious Wordz! Kinda figured out what was going to happen once you talked about the flood basalts but wasn't sure up until their first contact with the Metas whether or not this was in the TV universe or an original universe with ancient intelligent lizards. Awesome work Pi! Can't wait for more wordz but will happily wait as long as needed (life stuff and personal sanity are much more important than pleasing randos on the interwebs) for more.
 
Agreed on the Yay! regarding Werdz (or Wordz). I'm wondering how far back they're from, though, if they didn't recognize conifers. Those things go back over 300 million years. Unless they're from even before then ... but the reference to the asteroid makes me think Our Author was thinking of the Chicxelub asteroid.
 
So, the fanfic dot net version has more chapters but was last updated in January 2022, whereas here it was last updated later that year in August 2022 but has less chapters? Are the extra chapters in the apocrypha and sidestory?
Which site has the more complete version? I just recently started rereading on dot net.
 
So, the fanfic dot net version has more chapters but was last updated in January 2022, whereas here it was last updated later that year in August 2022 but has less chapters? Are the extra chapters in the apocrypha and sidestory?
Which site has the more complete version? I just recently started rereading on dot net.
This is the more complete version. The fanfic version doesn't have more chapters, it just counts the side chapters as though they were part of the whole.
 
The few watchers, safely distant, waited silently until, with no warning other than one last broadcast of farewell, the entire edifice suddenly turned into a perfect, oddly shaped, mirror.

I see that suspiciously Thrint like Stasis Field just sitting over there, MP.



Our dearest author is rather well acquainted with a good number of the classics, and other obscure sources of fiction from which to randomly borrow inspiration.

The Thrint, also called Slavers by humanity, were one of the earliest sapient species to evolve on earth in Larry Niven's Known Space setting.

Niven is still alive and has a following, so I doubt his stuff is nearly as obscure as other works. However, I don't often hear people talking much about some of the good stuff written in the early through late 20th century, and yes unironically using 20th Century when talking about not that long ago really makes me feel so very old.

I'm surprised we haven't seen Squealer build a Spindizzy drive in any of his omakes yet. I think it would be hilarious if The Fam figure out how to yeet a chunk of the docks into space.

"Hello Friends! Come Visit the historic Brockton Docks. The City Under Glass! There are some great deals this spring on weekend portals to Lagrange Station 1."

Seriously, about the only people I can immediately think of, who likely haven't heard of Niven these days, are whatever few remaining un-contacted Islanders are left in the world.
 
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This is the more complete version. The fanfic version doesn't have more chapters, it just counts the side chapters as though they were part of the whole.
I usually react with hugs on this site, but as I was asking for information and you responded succinctly, you get one of my very rare deviations. Thank you.
 
NOOO! Dont stop there!

I need the scene of them struggling to communicate, Metis solving it in an hour or so, and the various members of the 'main branch' speaking flawlessly because Varga watched Metis solve it, so of course they learned along with.

I need to see the Family lifeshapers and architects convince the super advanced saurian precursors that they're actually lagging behind because of the time in stasis while the family kept advancing.

I need to see the new Saurians reactions to the variety of body plans the modern versions of 'their' species adopt.

I need them all to get together and have festivals where the eldest among them (Varga) retells the origin of their race again (also that chapter with the sleepover is still one of my favourite from any series ever)
 
Eh… I'm leaning more toward they reveal the Family's secrets to these lizard people. Better jokes and planks coordination that way. It's even a convenient and easy made reasons for them for more of them to come out of the time capsule :3
 
I bet the PHO thread would be hilarious. XXX_Void Cowboy_XXX is going to go nuts (more so than usual) when The Family is able to translate who they are and when they're from.
 
"You know, Taylor, you have the most peculiar relation with reality... I'm pretty sure it's conspiring to make sure you can't be called a liar, for some reason."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you pretended to be from a race of lizards from before human's history, and the real ones turn up to prove it's possible... You said you weren't the only member of 'The Family' and we came along to be the other members... At this point I'm nearly certain that if you started pretending to be a princess from beyond the stars, events would coincide to make you one, one way or another..."

"Don't be ridiculous, that would never happen..."

...

"...Right?"
 
Yay, wordz! Thanks for the new story. When reading it I must admit that my mind went to the Dr Who Saurians. After all in the series they constructed massive underground Arks.
 
... At this point I'm nearly certain that if you started pretending to be a princess from beyond the stars, events would coincide to make you one, one way or another..."

"Don't be ridiculous, that would never happen..."
Technically, I think she already is one. Varga referred to her as "the heiress of the Kingdom of Rimsbell", due to being effectively Princess Luna's heir...
 
Let's see... located in North America, major volcanic activity halfway around the world from them, asteroid punctuating the extinction event...

I can think of three periods that this might have started as off the top of my head (P-T event, Late Triassic extinction, or the K-T event,) but over all I would suspect the last of these... if not for them failing to recognize conifers and birds, both of which existed in the Mesozoic era. However, the Mammal-like reptiles of the Permian Period could well have produced something we would call lizard like these days, precedes the evolution of birds, and even would be on a not too divergent evolutionary path from Humanity...

Just a thought.
 
So much trouble," their leader muttered under his breath as they pushed the door open and watched as the creatures running about screaming and carrying on in the room all stopped dead as they were spotted.

The weirdest part of the whole thing was how, after a long long mutual silence, every one of the people in that room seemed to look relieved. They exchanged confused glances as the people they'd expected to get very upset about seeing someone not of their own species arrive out of nowhere instead started organizing themselves into various groups, some going to check on the bodies, some comforting others, and a couple heading their way.

"This is weird, right?" the comms operator hissed out the side of his mouth as they watched one of the odd creatures stop in front of them, look them up and down, then hold out his hand.

"It's very weird," the leader replied as quietly, while he inspected the offered hand, all of them wondering what it was for. It took a while to work it out, and a certain amount of miming and demonstration, but in the end all four of them shook hands with their new apparent friends, while wondering what the alien words 'The Family' actually meant.

The linguists were definitely going to have their work cut out for them, that much was certain.

And the scientists were going to lose their minds when they got these recordings.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Emily put the phone down, stared at it for some time in total bafflement, then got up and walked over to the window. She looked towards the DWU compound, miles away across the city, wondering what the fuck the lizards had done this time, before she headed off to have a large coffee, talk to her people, and call Saurial, in that order.

She just knew this was going to be a bizarre one. And around here, that was saying something.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Taylor gazed at her phone, then at Amy and Lisa, who were staring in bemusement. She glanced at the Varga who shrugged. "Well, I didn't expect that," she commented after some time.

"We probably should have," Amy replied with a shake of her head and a strange smile. "It's on brand at least."

"In the most insane way possible, yeah," Lisa agreed, sighing faintly.

"Well, we should probably go and greet our cousins from long ago," Taylor said, grinning. "Before the humans get too confused."

"Because we need to confuse them first, right?" Lisa chortled.

"Of course. Come on, I've always wanted to visit Wyoming."

The four of them made their preparations, and shortly were headed out for the most interesting field trip so far.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Dropping her phone on the table Rebecca put her hands over her face and squeezed hard enough to turn coal into diamonds. "More fucking lizards," she moaned. "I can't take much more of this. Where are they coming from?"

Eventually she dropped her hands, groaned in complete resignation, and got up to find something to do she could deal with. Let someone else handle whatever the fuck was happening this time.

She really, really needed a vacation, she thought despondently.

As soon as possible...
(In character) Well then I apparently have cousins? I am genuinely confused. Well it is good to see you back and updating this mpπplayer.
 
Eh… I'm leaning more toward they reveal the Family's secrets to these lizard people. Better jokes and planks coordination that way. It's even a convenient and easy made reasons for them for more of them to come out of the time capsule :3
Eh, I actually hope not. The joke's gone on long enough, it's getting boring
 
'lava'?
(pre-reported)

It should be warmed down there
'warmer'?

Scuffing a foot through the loan and the dead vegetative material
'loam'?

four bodies hit the floor, smoking slightly from the fist sized holes through their chests
'three'?
(pre-reported)

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'There's Lizards In Them There Hills!'

(BTW, you posting this has really improved my day!)

Nicely executed side-story, can't see anything stopping it being canon.

I was pretty sure the escapees were Lizards, pretty early on. Question was what world they were on, and when they were. Nice job of slowly revealing these.

Idiots trying to fill the 'gap' left by the fortunate departure of the Slaughterhouse 9, was my guess.

Bar Crawler. Who may appear in the Bay with Skidmark on his back. Wearing a cowboy hat. Yeehaa! [/wild-speculation]

What happened to the Lizard slowboat (barely sub-light? light-hugger?) starship? That's one fun question. I'm guessing that was the First Survival Project. Is it still out there? Is not a starship, and is still orbitting Sol, way out, stuffed fun of stasis pods???

I'm guessing this is two-armed lizard-people, somewhere in size tween Saurial and Ianthe/Metis. Of course, they'd be the Sleeper Branch of the Family... (Yes, that'll be a bit of a surprise to them...)

For extra fun, what they speak sounds similar (to non-lizards), to the lizard-y language Varga taught Taylor and the rest of the Family, and that's in use between Family members... This will, of course, drive the Pre-Apocalypse (PA) Family lizard's linguists nuts...

Odds are Taylor now has enough math to get these refugees to another Earth, free of annoying hominids. That they can remake to suit their preferred ecology.

Them having a seat at the UN would be interesting... And, yes, they must make RCB's life more... interesting. :)
 
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