Taylor is DOOMed
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The world was warned days before Her arrival. Repeatedly.
Then she wipes out a bunch of longstanding S-class threats... and apparently drops by Sleeper's for tea, for all the Russians know.
For all her rage-powered intelligence, knowledge, superscience, speed, strength, grace, and literal eldrich powers, she is NOT STEALTHY.
Not that it matters.
So... is Dinah sneaking out for pizza soon?
"We have to wait."
"Uh, why?"
"Unwritten Rules. Don't unmask a cape, don't go after them in their civilian identity, and don't mess with pizza break."
"...Really?"
"Ever seen a man killed with a slice of pizza before? It's not pretty."
zhuull
SB still lying to protect Racists what else is new
I'm a bit disappointed that Regent didn't make a similar comment in the chapter.
ExaltedNekoKun
Exalted Glorious Feline Light Source!
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- USA
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- He/Him/Lord/Fuzzball
Now that is complete bull. Death by a pizza? Please!
More like bread stick. It's like a pencil, but better.
- Location
- Australia
- Pronouns
- She/Her
I'm a bit disappointed that Regent didn't make a similar comment in the chapter.
You know it's a bad situation when Alec won't take the opening Lisa gives him.
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- Home
"It wasn't even a pizza slicer... and it was soggy too!"
Sakuya's Butler
A refined Butler to a knife wielding Mistress.
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- ↓, ↘, → + Punch
"That means it was dull, so it hurt more. A lot more."
- Location
- Alaska, USA
Anyone else thinking that Taylor is going to go "To the Pain" on Emma, but rather than quote or bluff, actually do it?
You know that the two of them have almost certainly seen that movie when they were younger.
(First your feet at the ankles, then your hands at the wrists...)
You know that the two of them have almost certainly seen that movie when they were younger.
(First your feet at the ankles, then your hands at the wrists...)
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- she/her
That was an awful chapter, but in a way it was the peak mppi chapter I've been waiting for since the start of the thread. Just thousands of words of character after character expressing dread (or giggling) about the same thing that is either happening, has happened, or will happen.
I'm glad this story had its good points, and it's not like I won't keep skimming for a while for the good parts, but I hope they don't get overwhelmed by endless... this.
I'm glad this story had its good points, and it's not like I won't keep skimming for a while for the good parts, but I hope they don't get overwhelmed by endless... this.
Probably no; DOOM!Taylor seems more inclined to overkill than underkill. Killing people very quickly, not killing people slowly.
Okibruez
(Verified Mid-Boss)
- Location
- Dreams
Dinah, language. Also Dinah is far too excited for someone in the splash radius.
Then again, she knows what Coil wanted to do to her...
Gallant, meanwhile, did not deserve this. But I'd imagine that catatonia is better than being given a direct view of the supernova of hate that Taylor currently is.
100% chance that Dinah dressed up as a little imp riding on Taylor's shoulder and encouraging her to destroy everything would be absolutely adorable.
Shame that about 5 feet behind Taylor is the safest place to be on Earth Bet.
WhoAmEye
Bunker-Dwelling Cryptid
- Location
- Vault Birb
- Pronouns
- She/Her
"All we can tell is that we think a girl died here."
"We think. How, in the name of all those years at detective school, do you end up with 'we think someone died here'."
"Aside from the blood splatter and chunky gibblets, the walking nightmare over there reloaded her shotgun with malicious intent and said 'rest in pieces, Emma'. We presume Emma being the vic... er... gibblets."
"... case closed, no leads, do not reopen on pain of Taylor."
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- Alaska, USA
I meant that she would go for "a fate worse than death". Taylor knows that Emma derives a lot of her self-esteem from her good looks. Thus mutilating Emma till people go "dear god, what is that thing?"
Czlyydwr Llrngwl
"Sell ya a door Learn gull," Czly/Celly for short
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- Where the Beef is
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- Any
Well, there is a smart thing to do: Walk in, look around, and calmly order a 'za of their own, then sit at a nearby table and chat while waiting. The city is a little loud tonight, it's making some people nervous. Her father had let them know she was missing, so it's good she's back, but they would like to know what all happened. Maybe she could fill them in, since it's kind of their job to stay on top of that kind of stuff, and try to keep people safe from it. Doesn't mean they always can, but all anyone can do is try, right?
Not being pushy, let alone aggressive. This feels most like Assault of the available PRT-side characters, possibly accompanied by Battery, but maybe Kid Win or Clockblacker. Even if Gallant wasn't down from Thinker/prophecy backlash, he's usually portrayed as a little too much on the Lawful side to take the light touch with someone who may well have just been involved in blowing up part of the local landscape, same for most of the rest of the Protectorate.
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It was topped with extra sharp cheddar.
This was actually the preferred weapon of iconic villain Flatphoot, arch-nemesis of Wonder Grunion and Trashman the Dumpster Detective in the old Superguy writing group...
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- Somewhere
Okay a few things.
- This is the funniest chapter yet! I can't wait for a PHO seqment!
- There needs to be a Doom!Taylor and Varga!Taylor omake
- Who is going to get DOOMed first?
- I think it'd be funny if on Taylor's first cape escapaed she gets pissed (which isn't unusual in the slightest) and stomps up and screams "I'M GOING TO POUR MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!!" like Krieg from Borderlands 2.
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Can we tone down the ITG? Thanks.
Besides which? In my mind, she just cusses out Emma so badly, she goes into her room and never comes out.
WhoAmEye
Bunker-Dwelling Cryptid
- Location
- Vault Birb
- Pronouns
- She/Her
It's Doomgirl Taytay. She's pissed at people. I really dont see what's ITG about my post?
This line. This line is right up there with, "Fucker fucking missiles. I don't know how they work. They do this."
And now I'm imagining Dinah in mini-armor. *SQUEEEEEEEEE*
ExaltedNekoKun
Exalted Glorious Feline Light Source!
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him/Lord/Fuzzball
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Only goes into her room and never comes out!? Do you not recall what happened when she started swearing earlier?! I suspect Emma will lose a few inches of her amazingly maintained hair as it spontaneously ignites as Taylor just offhand swears in Emma's direction. The shame of which drives her into her room, and the fear that Taylor just swearing at her caused it to happen will keep her from ever coming out.
But yes, at this point, I would imagine that Taylor really just sees Emma and Sophia as beneath her. I don't think she'll gun them down, unless then go for her or her father first. That said, I think Danny will get his sweet vengeance against them (public and legal-ish), while Taylor rapidly gets ENRA-annoyed-GED by some other 'poor' schmucks that think they can use/abuse Taylor (thinking she's a Tinker+, rather than a Demonically Supped-up Thinker with experience and anger issues) and her new toys really soon.
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- Painting, Peach's Castle
Cconsidering Taydoom ended up in far northern woods at about the same time?
I'm pretty sure she gave Sleeper one hell of a scare. The Russians were worried because Sleeper may have woken up...unaware that he was about to piss in fear about as much as his watchers.
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- Here
You haven't been paying very close attention, have you? I expect all three of the trio will be right on the top of Taylor's kill list; the only chance of survival for the Bitches Three would be if Taylor curses them out so badly her words flay the skin from their bodies, and she decides a quick swim in the bay would be punishment enough after that.
No, no, it's the S9 that's beneath her -- wait, no, that's Queen of Blood Taylor, who is much less violent.
Emma and Sophia only get out alive by sheer luck, sorry.
94000130FFF70000
Absolutely the Worst
- Location
- Midwest USA
literallytooangrytodie.meme
Earth Bet, we hardly knew ye.
I'm now imagining that any demons that meet Gallant (even if he's unconscious) either congratulate him on his endarkenment or spare him a look of undisguised envy, for he possesses emotion-sight and thus can see more clearly than anyone else the true awe-inspiring majesty of Her anger.
Earth Bet, we hardly knew ye.
I'm now imagining that any demons that meet Gallant (even if he's unconscious) either congratulate him on his endarkenment or spare him a look of undisguised envy, for he possesses emotion-sight and thus can see more clearly than anyone else the true awe-inspiring majesty of Her anger.
