My beta hasn't the time to help me at the moment, so don't mind the errors you might find. I did my best.
You decided that you had enough niceties with the high and mighty. Now is the time to rescue a friend from herself. Quickly you find your way through the crowd towards Risa, leaving the currently empty glass behind. Just in time, you reach Risa and grab her by her arm. Stoping her tactical approach towards Relooow and his female companion. Unusual brave from yourself, you use a bit of strength to put a spin on her. Risa makes a quiet squeaking noise when she suddenly lands in your arms. As you still marvel at your new-found bravery, she gives you a dirty look. Risa hits light but doesn't break the involuntary embrace you've put her in.
From this perspective, you notice for the first time that she is not that bad looking.
"Frox!" Her voice is a hiss that is meant to sound angry. It just loses much of its power as you notice the unmistakable trace of drunkness in her voice.
"What are you doing? I'm going to shave that hairlot … I mean harlot." Risa pauses for a moment and starts to giggle." Hah, harlot! Do you get it, right? Cause she is a Wookie bitch with all that hair. Looks like a carpet! I'm sure that is what he likes about her. All that hair and her lying around like a Hutt."
Another short pause, and suddenly Risa looks sad. With a quiet voice, she adds: "I wished I had such a nice fur and not these scales. No wonder he doesn't want me anymore. I look like some fish. Properly smell like a dead one. Frox, do I smell like fish?"
"Don't be ridiculous! You don't smell like dead fish. And she isn't that good looking ... I think. Can't tell by Wookies. But weren't you the one that wanted to show him how great you're doing after the break-up? Well, if that is your plan, you better not go over there and make a scene. You need to stay cool, Risa."
"But I don't wanna! I want to shave her, skin her so we can make love on her fur!" She suddenly stops talking and shakes her head. Then she looks up at you, and all the fight she had a mere second ago has vanished from her eyes. "What am I saying? I'm drunk. What should I do?"
Right, at least she won't embarrass herself. That's good. Her reputation is saved. You can't imagine how much damage a crazy, ramping Risa could manage to produce for the company. Your evening is still on the verge of becoming a Mandalorian-Stand-Off. You need to do something to get her mood up. The question is just what?
[ ] Ask her for a dance.
[ ] Try to distract her with a walk through the garden.
[ ] Get her another drink. It can't hurt at this point.
[ ] Just go back home and call it a day.
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