Space Ninja Summer Camp ( Warframe/Worm )

>leaving all this void energy everywhere
Ohno
Ohno
Probably not a problem.

THe issue is dropping somebody in the void, though I do wonder how void energy and Parahuman connections could knock on one another.

Still, this probably has been said before but the entities were looking how to cheat the heat death of the universe.
Taylor probably has a few sculptures that do.

This, more than anything else, speaks of how bullshit the Orokin were and answers the question of what would you do with a perpetual motion device.
For the pale gold bastards? some sort of statue is the answer
 
Its only temporarily dropping bubbles of healing space hell normal air, it'll be fiiiine :wink:
Eh I was always of the opinion that it was using the power of the void to say, fuck you reality this person isn't injured.

Also, Vazarin healing is done by dashing through the thing you want to heal. Or dashing into it in the case of solid objects like excavators or cryopods.
 
Still, this probably has been said before but the entities were looking how to cheat the heat death of the universe.
Taylor probably has a few sculptures that do.

I can see it now. On a whim she gives Scion one of the plant pots for being such a relentless hero or something, and he just... Stops. Stares at it for a few minutes, and then spends the rest of his days just cuddling the thing.

Well that or he starts trying to find where the hell Eden actually crashed because if anyone can fix a dead entity it is probably this weird host shaped spacial anomaly that just handed him a reverse entropy plant pot.
 
Great, now I have an image of Wally trolling Amy and Amy devolving into Markipler level of jibbering.
*After Panacea first touches Taynno*
TMiTW: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIE!!!
Amy:*Diving back fast enough to gain a mover rating.* Ah fuck! WHATTHEFUCK!! DON'T DO THAT!!

Somehow I just have a scene in my head of Amy holed up in her room/anti-Tenno bunker with Victoria trying to coax her out. And Wally said that maybe she should consider therapy...
FTFY buddy laddie
 
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Not helping her attitude was the fact that it took Panacea fucking forever to show up and do her job. It wasn't like she was useful for anything other than healing.
Get your Spinal Cord severed and find out PanPan is DeadDead and lets see how much you think she is unimportant then. :)

She should've got a fucking medal.
For what? Getting shot? The Protectorate doesn't give you a medal every time you experience the same thing everyone else in the city does every day! As far as I know they don't give out medals at all! Nor do I think you would be applicable for one.

they wouldn't make her wear a tracking device like a common criminal.
House Arrest isn't that common.

and it made her wish she could go back to using real fucking bolts in her PR-friendly crossbow.
Consider joining the Teeth, they totally would let you do exactly that! They would enjoy it and love your vicious Humanitarian efforts as you feed their Humanitarian appetites!

superfluous slash or spin or anything even resembling a fake, made for TV motion.
Like backflips. Or spinning around. Although Iaijutsu* is also a thing and it is based around the idea that all other Techniques are Made for TV and not fighting.

*it runs on the Idea of a sword being meant to return to the scabard..

Taylor that Emma knew was a crybaby who got kidnapped by Tinkers a year or so ago
Weird how you assume someone you never met is a crybaby.

red lights proclaiming its lethal intent s
...you must be extremely concerned about Emergency Lights when the power is out. Clearly the walls want to kill you. Then again this is justified with cars, they all want you to die that is why they all use red break lights! They will kill you with their blinker fluid!

"I only help people who are worth helping! Why the fuck should I risk my life for someone who's too weak to fight back?"
Because that is what is known nowadays as "Heroism". Why would someone who can save themselves need someone to save them? You essentially stated your job is to do nothing but sit and watch as your existence gets invalidated. You are essentially stating you are nothing more then a coward and a waste of air. Go run away and hide like your power is really suited for, that is all you are worth even according to your own World View.

"Go ahead and finish with your psychological bullshit."
I would say something about Pots and Kettles but this also works with Glass Houses.

Well, maybe less vigilante and more assassin combined with a weapon of mass destruction,
Murderhobos. Space Ninja Murderhobos. Classical Ninjas at that, not this modern "Heroic Ninja" cr@p but the ones who were basically glorified Mercenaries.

A) also applied to Panacea since I didn't expect the famed healer to need public transportation.
ಠ_ಠ really? How amazing that she apparently can teleport.

"I'm a hero, and a hero wouldn't charge for helping someone who needed it."
You also are a Human and Humans in a Currency based Economy require Money to Survive. Doctors are also Heroes and they charge a lot for helping someone and need to take Vacation Time due to Stress. Saint George was also a Hero and he made a village Convert to Christianity under pain of dragoning.

the Corpus had some banks because robbing them could be fun.
If they use Money there has to be Vaults to be filled with shiney useless metals or any other physical assets. You are a Ninja and a Ninja's job is to take Contracts and rob people. In this case you would have a Contract to rob people.

Why did the banks cling to an archaic system when all the banks were connected, and wireless money transfers were a thing?
Safety. Be lucky it doesn't take a 6 Months to a Year with Parahumans being a thing.

comic books, sorry, 'graphic novels'
Hardback or Paperback? Paper is Comic, Hard is Graphic. Both are still Comic Books but with different Mediums. Also my Recommendation is the "Cartoon History of the Universe" and "Cartoon History of the Modern World" Series in Comic Hardback, it will be a wonderful Teaching Tool for your Tenno Siblings on your World and I trust it was still Drawn in this Universe.

I did earn myself a preferred shopper card and a free book --of $7.99 or less value-- for every twenty books I bought. I think I scared the manager — Mike according to his name badge — when I asked if buying one hundred and twenty plus books meant I had to find six more books.
I think the Answer is "No" but I do have to wonder if she bought 400 Books and got 20 Free Books if she be given Money for choosing 1 Book or getting another Free Book for getting 20 Free Books. Although there also is the question as to if there are that many Books in the Store.
 
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ಠ_ಠ really? How amazing that she apparently can teleport.

Tenno thought she was charging for her services, and probably assumed she'd be quite well off given how many services PanPan performs.

...you must be extremely concerned about Emergency Lights when the power is out. Clearly the walls want to kill you. Then again this is justified with cars, they all want you to die that is why they all use red break lights! They will kill you with their blinker fluid!

In fairness, tinkers commonly putting red lights on their more lethal creations is absolutely something I can believe happens.
 
Weird how you assume someone you never met is a crybaby.
I imagined Emma talking to Sophia about her kidnapped best friend. In those conversations, Emma would probably tell Sophia how Taylor once cried for a week. Add in the 'you're better off without her' and 'she was weak, you're strong' etc...

So yeah, based on what Emma would have told her about Taylor, Sophia's view of the old Taylor would be that she was probably a wuss.
 
And? Unlike PanPan she feels no sense of obligation and basically no sense of shame. Somebody starts demanding healing from her and she'll flat out start quoting prices.
And then gangs and prt and what not back track her to the Barnes and her dad and then start making threats or kidnapping attempts. Then she starts dropping bodies. Then everyone start flipping out. She is making life harder for her and hers than she has to not giving a fuck.
 
And then gangs and prt and what not back track her to the Barnes and her dad and then start making threats or kidnapping attempts. Then she starts dropping bodies. Then everyone start flipping out. She is making life harder for her and hers than she has to not giving a fuck.
Nah. The first time something like this happens, it's likely that she will literally disassemble the gang that did it brick by bloody brick. Something tells me that, short of the truly fanatical, that ought to be enough to dissuade any others.

She's making life harder for her and hers, yes. But that ain't stopping her from not giving a fuck. She is used to living in a near-lawless warzone, for Wally's sake, even Earth Bet isn't that shitty.
 
And then gangs and prt and what not back track her to the Barnes and her dad and then start making threats or kidnapping attempts. Then she starts dropping bodies. Then everyone start flipping out. She is making life harder for her and hers than she has to not giving a fuck.
Any gang stupid enough to attack Taylor or her family/friends will end up the subject of an extermination mission.
 
Any gang stupid enough to attack Taylor or her family/friends will end up the subject of an extermination mission.
Coil called his mercs at the end of his Interlude. Possibly to "recruit" Taylor and get rid of her family.

This will end poorly.

My only regret is that she doesn't have the Garuda Warframe. Valkyr is nice, but painting the surrounding area with blood will make an excellent deterrent from would be intruders.
 
Coil called his mercs at the end of his Interlude. Possibly to "recruit" Taylor and get rid of her family.

This will end poorly.

My only regret is that she doesn't have the Garuda Warframe. Valkyr is nice, but painting the surrounding area with blood will make an excellent deterrent from would be intruders.
I dunno I kinda like NOPEing all attacks as the frame visibly heals with each strike to make things rethink themselves. Also does Valkyr have the Rage Mod @Sleethr ?
 
I for one kind of want Taylor to try and explain what's going on just to hear somebody accuse her of lying when she explains that she's a 30 year old who looks fifteen, is her own projection, is running things from her secret space station orbiting mars, and that her tinkertech suits are actually robot zombies from the far future.
 
I for one kind of want Taylor to try and explain what's going on just to hear somebody accuse her of lying when she explains that she's a 30 year old who looks fifteen, is her own projection, is running things from her secret space station orbiting mars, and that her tinkertech suits are actually robot zombies from the far future.
And gets confirmation from Panacea about the suits ...
 
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