And you didn't think that wouldn't hurt Yu's mental state in the slightest we're eldritch abominations some of us are massive fucking mental hazards in the first place.
I-... I had not thought that out that much. The way I was imagining it was that the actual tentacle poking would be invisible since we are in another dimension and all Yu would see would just be a "portal" or rip in space as it were.
I-... I had not thought that out that much. The way I was imagining it was that the actual tentacle poking would be invisible since we are in another dimension and all Yu would see would just be a "portal" or rip in space as it were.
Sure why not, It's not like we'll need to deal with her right away right unless the world explodes into action during our eldritch school trip. (Eldritch horrors follows Yu to school.)
ElanaIsCool would you be willing to add Yu's pic to their profile in the beginning of the posts? Not retroactively or anything but I mean the future chaps.
ElanaIsCool would you be willing to add Yu's pic to their profile in the beginning of the posts? Not retroactively or anything but I mean the future chaps.
IC: My fellows I find myself doubtful that granting Yu Incredible Knowledge on the outset helpful to their intended goal. Do we even know what kind of Knowledge we are imbuing? I will be quite amenable to idea later on once we can concretely gather what kind of Knowledge it is that they desire.
Besides that I believe that "consent" is a very important human concept. If Yu is also aware beforehand it would mean that they actually desire this Knowledge and would be more willing to use this power positively rather than as a burden thrust upon them. This also gives them time to prepare for possible consequences.
I will be removing my vote for a power to show my willingness to discuss it with Yu beforehand
After some deliberation, I have now always agreed with you, as one can tell by listening to the voices of the past to assess my "vote." I think that such respectful behaviour should help build a trust that allows Yu to return the affection we hold for them. As such I shall continue to endevour to have Yu acknowledge our friendship.
Potential friend: Code Pink does not appear to have simple star pupils, as they instead seem adaptable to her mood. I can only assume that her eyes have undergone spiritual evolution to be fully realized as soul mirrors.
...Hm, soul mutation is a side effect of an overexposure to pink energy. Oh well, danger is relative and there's no need to let a potential class Zeta conceptual hazard get into the way of making new friends. We can always fix them. I hope.
[X] [GRANT] Limited cross-dimensional Multifocus/Multitask: Ability that gives higher competency to multitasking and focusing on many things at once that increases in relation to population of given area by partially hijacking the cognitive viewpoints and brainpower of sufficiently "intelligent" beings nearby. Limit of a dozen hijacks at time, any more would start cracking minds.
[X] [SPEAK] While some of my fellows are definitely more adept at the social field than I, I'll just be tinkering with your mind making it ready to learn, Everything.
[X] [SPEAK] This is, as you humans would call it, "irony". We are the ones so beyond your flimsy, weakly-bordered reality that to you we are beings of incomprehensible chaos, the "eldritch", yet THIS particular extreme instant of chaos was caused entirely by fellow humans. How amusing! Talk to the chaotic one in front of you, it shall likely bring forth more hilarity if nothing else.
[X] [SPEAK] Neat! Next time you have one handy, we'll teach you how to play the Music of the Spheres on piano. You don't have six hands or tentacles, but we'll make do.
Alright, let's see if I can edge the vote just over then. Mostly, I see going for the character interaction as the most benefitial action from pretty much either angle.
If we want to push Yu to have social interactions for the sake of it, there's an opportunity right there.
If you just want to cause trouble, pushing them to have social interactions is the way to go to trigger their social awkwardness and have them cutely panic.
If you actually want to help them get on school on time, we need directions from her anyway, and making it a walk and talk or something sounds much more practical to me than trying to combine conversing to ask for directions and noping out of the situation, only to run away in the direction she's headed in anyway.
[X] [GRANT] Limited cross-dimensional Multifocus/Multitask: Ability that gives higher competency to multitasking and focusing on many things at once that increases in relation to population of given area by partially hijacking the cognitive viewpoints and brainpower of sufficiently "intelligent" beings nearby. Limit of a dozen hijacks at time, any more would start cracking minds.
[X] [SPEAK] While some of my fellows are definitely more adept at the social field than I, I'll just be tinkering with your mind making it ready to learn, Everything.
[X] [SPEAK] This is, as you humans would call it, "irony". We are the ones so beyond your flimsy, weakly-bordered reality that to you we are beings of incomprehensible chaos, the "eldritch", yet THIS particular extreme instant of chaos was caused entirely by fellow humans. How amusing! Talk to the chaotic one in front of you, it shall likely bring forth more hilarity if nothing else.
[X] [SPEAK] Neat! Next time you have one handy, we'll teach you how to play the Music of the Spheres on piano. You don't have six hands or tentacles, but we'll make do.
Level 1 Eldritch Parasite
Name: ????
Age: ????
Background: Eldritch Parasite - Unexplainable in normal words; you guys are...Something. Something Man was not supposed to know. Man also doesn't know why you chose Yu of all people..Might be because their plight amused you, who knows? Oh yeah and you also decided to infect them. For reasons known only to you. Not because you thought it'd be funny or anything(Unlocks the Eldritch Parasite Abs background)
Reason: It Amused Me & Humans Are Adorable
More To Be Unlocked
Level 1 High school Student
Name: Yu Parker
State: Conflicted
Age: 16
Background: You should know, you've read the first post
Traits:
Socially Awkward: Oh no, not human interaction! ( -2 penalty to social situations/rolls)
Snarky: Might not be a sword but it's just as sharp (Bonus damage to taunting actions)
Skills:
Photography: The art of capturing things in pictures (Bonus points in observation actions/rolls)
Piano: Keyboard tapping that people like. Yu's no Mozart or anything but they're talented (Negative stats diminished when music is played)
Ability: Incredible Knowledge: Grants Yu the ability to imbue them with knowledge without melting their brain or making them forget language
(Slot Open)
More To Be Unlocked
Goals: None
- Go To School: Gotta go gotta go to get educated (Recieve one Ability Slot upon completion)
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[X] [GRANT] Incredible Knowledge: Grant Yu ability to imbue them with knowledge without melting their brain or making them forget language
(Yu is now resistant to the 'What Man Was Not Meant To Know' status effect')
(Added Incredible Knowledge to Ability Slot)
[SPEAK] That was great Yu. You're pretty much a hero now. I don't think human emotions and affection are a hard currency in their natural state, but I'm sure she's prone to befriending you right now. Also, as a fair warning, with how the laws of casualty work in this place, there's a very high likelihood this is a fated encounter and you can't meaningfully avoid her in the long term no matter how hard you try.
'That realization is doing nothing in helping this and is instead making it worse- Aren't you guys above stuff like fate?'
[SPEAK] If in doubt, tell her that she's cute. That's the one thing I know you have in common besides biological functions.
"What- why? I don't-'
My face flushes a to a tamer version of the girl's hair colour
[SPEAK] Ask her if the stampede is headed to the same high school, or if it splits apart. Also, how esoteric do you want your first power?
'I want to dissapear right now please'
I stop looking at my shoes and stare right into the question-marked, super sparkly grass green eyes the girl has and open my mouth, the lump on my throat getting bigger by the second. I close it and then open it again
"Y-you...Um..I-I.."
"Are you in shock right now? Aww don't worry, don't worry! Truck-kun usually either reincarnates you into a new world or into an animal or inanimate object! Those usually become super strong so our fates wouldn't have been that bad! It doesn't end in death, as they say"
She giggles and it sounds like the sweetest sound in the world. The sparkles seem to think so too
"T-the..Y-you..Um.."
I point to the toaster and the toast and the toast on the toaster with a shaky jerk of my finger. Pink Girl's irises become exclamation marks for a brief moment as she picks up the object and, to the chagrin of my inner biologist-raised soul, puts it back on her mouth, taking a very tiny nibble out of the toast. Gives me more time to think of a response while she makes puppy-like noises from biting the bread
[SPEAK] music huh i too am quite a fan of music like g̵͚̱̱̜͇̫̥̯̠͉̠̓̋̓̽̔ÿ̶̯̹́̎̽̌̀̐̓̑̍̔̈́j̴̨̛̤̜̺̺̬̥͊̑̾́̐̏̋̀̇̕̚͠ͅf̴̣̈́͒æ̵̧̢̮̰͗̏̌͒̀͛̿́͆̈̌͝ţ̵̼̗̺̯̰̼̼͍̰̭̹̗̖̄́̈́̒̓̑̈́̒͝͝g̴̟̦̝͙̰̻͚͎̦͎̪̝̙̀̎́̌ͅf̴̡̥͚̥̣̲͚̯̭̖̖̘̼̬̋̌ͅ and f̶̨̡̡̖̲̪͎̜̲̜̰̓̍́͊̕ư̷̧̭̱̪̠͓̭͓̓̌̀̓̄̑̃̕ͅf̴̧̛̠̳̪̞̽̌́͗͐͊͌͛̌͌͌͜͜͝͝͠e̸̡̗̩̰̱͕̎̓̒̍̀̆̑̔̑̎͋͗̏ś̴̢̡̛̲̹̳̞̣̟̭͚͔́͒̏̚ͅx̸̢̛͎͆̅̓̋͊̓͘b̷͓̳̦̾͗́̄̀͒̽̿̊ư̷̞͓͙͙͖̰̯̮̈́̓̓͆̈́̇̉̓̈́́͝ř̴̡͚̮̦̤̺͉͎̱͛͑̃̈́̇̒͑̂̾̊͜ȩ̵̢̙̯̥̥̠̗͐́̀̀͋́̈́̌͝ͅͅ
[X] [SPEAK] Neat! Next time you have one handy, we'll teach you how to play the Music of the Spheres on piano. You don't have six hands or tentacles, but we'll make do.
'Less music lessons and more advice. I'm still semi interested in the offer though'
[SPEAK] If you wish to reach the school prompty more than anything else, you probably should start with vague sounds of agreement and then ask her for directions.
I nod and take a deep breath, glancing over to the sound of nibbling and satisfaction sounds. I can do this.
Roll to Spit It Out: 4 (-2) = 2 (FAIL)
"Y-you..Y-you're cute!"
I can't do this.
She turns to look at me, pink-tails flapping slightly as she smiles as the initial surprise turns into gratitude. The sparkles turn into bubbles with sparkles in them and her pupils turn into hearts.
"You really think so?"
Girl, you've been doing nothing more than giving me diabetes with all that adorableness. I nod
Aww! I think you're adorable too, desu!"
My face turns pink and I look back at my shoes. At this point we're more than just tardy
[X] [SPEAK] While some of my fellows are definitely more adept at the social field than I, I'll just be tinkering with your mind making it ready to learn, Everything.
'Touching my brain is probably the worst thing to do in this situation, she probably thinks I'm weird, I don't want her to think I'm delusional!'
[SPEAK]Listen, Social norms are a LIE! You just saved this girl from kissing Truck-kun, you'd have to make quite the blunder, like slapping her with a tentacle to overcome that gratitude. Make use of it and social the girl! Maybe talk about your piano skills!
'I can't even ask for directions or make a coherent sentence right now!'
SPEAK] Man this looks interesting, imma sqeuze into here if you don't mind. Also, don't sweat the Writer Comment, while all writing creates new realities, spontaneus universal collapse only happens if intended from the get-go. Honestly, the Realities that got abandoned by their Creators are usually better off than with them! Except #2. We don't talk about #2. *Brainparasite Shudder*
[SPEAK] Thats rich coming from the guy that wanted dibs on their Anima Cor-wait, is that thing still on? Uuh, forget what I said.
'The reality of life and others is the least of my concerns right now! We are going to talk about boundaries later'
[X] [SPEAK] - You wish to get to school faster yes? How would you feel about some portals?
'That..Would be nice, actually'
[X] [SPEAK] This is, as you humans would call it, "irony". We are the ones so beyond your flimsy, weakly-bordered reality that to you we are beings of incomprehensible chaos, the "eldritch", yet THIS particular extreme instant of chaos was caused entirely by fellow humans. How amusing! Talk to the chaotic one in front of you, it shall likely bring forth more hilarity if nothing else
'I forgot you guys were on vacation. This is like watching a cat fight for you, isn't it?'
Why did I think that asking eldritch abominations to help me with a social situation was a good idea? I was that desperate, that's why. Well, who said I had to get verbal?
I point at the girl and she blinks, sparkles emitting from her eyelashes. She then points at herself, then at me. I point at her harder and she does the same. We're getting nowhere at this point. Not the finger point kind of point. I point at the toast in her hand. Realization crosses her face as she gasps in an overtly dramatic yet adorable way. I can feel the close ups her face is having right now.
"I'M SO LATE NOW! Yumeko-san is gonna have my throat! And I can't say that the Late Rush stepped all over me again! Ohh what do I do!?"
I somehow doubt it would be, honestly. This Late Rush seems to be a daily thing too, by the sounds of it. The fact that casual danger like this is normal makes me feel very uneasy. Pink Sparkle Cadet rushes to put the toaster back on her mouth and waves at me before running off, the tiny plush charm on her bag bumping with its carrier as the recent experience not rubbing off on her enough to check both ways at least three times before crossing the street. Realizing that I'm losing my way to school, I follow.
The run to school was surprisingly uneventful, not counting the bright light laser beams of the Battle For The World's Fate, the occasional Kaiju roaring in the background and the police cars searching for Truck-kun. All I had to do was follow the sparkles emitted by my guide which took me to the gates of a huge, pale orange bricked school with some rather fancy-looking architecture. I can't admire it since I have bigger fish to fry. Standing at the gate with hands folded behind their back is a person who I assume is the Principal. The trail of sparkles is long gone.
I slow down and catch my breath as I reach the short, grandma-energy emitting woman with a look of what could possibly the largest amount of guilt on my face. I briefly consider using the timezone excuse Akira mentioned. Instead of getting berated, the Principal smiles at me
"Good morning, Parker-san. I see you tried your best to be on time today"
I quickly bow, the dread climbing up my throat. I'm going to get expelled at this point. The Japanese really value their timing.
"M-moushiwake gozaimasen!"*
I quickly bow, the dread climbing up my throat. I'm going to get expelled at this point. Instead of getting berated, the Principal smiles at me and shakes her head
"It's your first day in a new country, much less in a new school so I'll let it go. Try to be on time next time, okay? Getting trampled by the Late Rush isn't a pleasant experience"
I lift my head and sigh in relief. Atleast I was let off the hook this time. I follow Principal with my head down as she walks me to my class. I stare at the door and take a deep breath. There's people on the other side. I haven't attended school since kindergarten so I have every reason to be scared. Principal holds my hand and smiles at me. I smile back
I can do this.
The class falls silent as Principal walks in and I follow, my head facing the floor. I can feel the stares all over me. Not helping..
"Class, say hello to your new classmate. They moved here just a while ago from a new country so make them feel welcome and safe"
Something tells me that the 'safe' part is going to be borderline impossible.
(Go To School completed! Gained 1 Ability Slot!)
"M-my name..Is Yu Parker..I-I mean Parker Yu..T-this is my first time in..A school..Um.."
I reel back at the stares and take a deep breath. I can do this. I give them a quick bow
"P-Please take good care of me!"
The class lets out murmurs of 'Aww's, 'Welcome's and one 'We'll take care of you'. Makes me feel like this could actually a bit better than I-
"EHHH!? I-IT'S YOU!"
The familliar voice makes me look up at bright, sparkly green eyes with exclamation marks for pupils and a finger pointing at me. Pink Haired Girl really likes to point at me, I note.
"I didn't know we went to the same school! Why didn't you tell me?"
The whole class sighs and I can feel the same 'You're joking' thoughts emitting from them. I guess she didn't notice we wore the same uniform.
She turns to the purple haired girl sitting infront of her with a grin as she waves her hands at me
"See, Yumeko-san? They saved me from Truck-kun today! I told you I wasn't lying!"
Purple haired girl simply huffs and neatly folds her hands on her desk, turning to inspect me before standing up
"Welcome to our class, Parker-san. As Class Representative, I, Omizara Yumeko, will make sure that we take good care of you"
The stoicism of her voice makes me wonder if they actually will but the authority she poses makes me certain that she'll make sure of it. Principal nods and gives me a smile before leaving me standing there. I scan the room for free seats and spot a few
There are a few places to sit at, namely;
[] Next to Pink-Haired Girl - She's waving at Yu a lot. Might be nice to go with someone they already met
[] Next to a guy with spiky hair who's glaring at another boy with spikier hair - It's at the back of the class. Might get less attention that way
[] Next to Class Rep Yumeko - Seems responsible and also holds the most power in the class
[] Next to the guy with spikier hair sitting by the window and completely oblivious to the glare he's receiving - You don't know why but there's something drawing you to him. Some kind of power..
[] Next to the kid with glasses and a quiet girl - Seems to give the least amount of conversation
[] Next to the quiet boy who keeps staring at Yu with narrowed eyes - Seems mysterious...Also dangerous
[X] Next to Pink-Haired Girl - She's waving at Yu a lot. Might be nice to go with someone they already met
Pink-chan is cute and nice! And probably not radioactive like a little red meteorite that fell from the sky last night.
[X] [SPEAK] You should try and connect with the cute girl you rescued, because she's cute and nice. Cuteness is good, and mutually reinforcing. Also, associating with nice humans has been generally observed to facilitate human survival.
[X] [SPEAK] We are in fact above fate in the overall universal rankings, but we find it highly amusing to watch other entities suffer under the yoke of fate. Surprisingly, we've managed to grant you the ability to understand the knowledge we'll grant you later on even though some of us wanted to fill your mind with things beyond your understanding, you can now thank us for our kindness. Also do sit down next to the pink one, It will be amusing for us all. [X] Next to Pink-Haired Girl - She's waving at Yu a lot. Might be nice to go with someone they already met
As usual, my choices are for the amusement factor.
And here I assumed we got a cliffhanger and was preparing to praise Yu for a job well done on the path of cuteness regardless the lack of prompt, or ill timing.
On which note:
[X][SPEAK] Don't feel too bad Yu. You might consider yourself to have failed, but I think you did great. Potential friend: Code Pink deserved to be told how cute she is and she reciprocated in kind. This is the beginning of a symbiotic relationship where you bring each other well deserved happiness.
[X] Next to Pink-Haired Girl - She's waving at Yu a lot. Might be nice to go with someone they already met
[X] Next to Class Rep Yumeko - Seems responsible and also holds the most power in the class
[X] [SPEAK] That being said, I could understand if you want to make even more new friends and Yumeko sounds dreamy. It's not rude to judge people by their name, is it?
Also, Boss, would this write-in be okay? Now that we went ahead with giving them abilities anyway it seem appropriate to go for something related to their interests that might also lead to more cute panic.
[X][GRANT] The ability to play music that directly interfaces with the human soul, allowing for direct transmission of thoughts and emotions without such inprecise tools as words. Also technically mindcontrol, but we can tust Yu with that.
Also, Boss, would this write-in be okay? Now that we went ahead with giving them abilities anyway it seem appropriate to go for something related to their interests that might also lead to more cute panic.
[x] Next to Pink-Haired Girl - She's waving at Yu a lot. Might be nice to go with someone they already met
[X] [SPEAK] You should try and connect with the cute girl you rescued, because she's cute and nice. Cuteness is good, and mutually reinforcing. Also, associating with nice humans has been generally observed to facilitate human survival.