This used to be a demonstration of GPT-3, and still is, but now it's also a quest. The world's already ended, though. The apocalypse is over.
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Baughn | 56 |
Seele Vollerei You. The main character, much as you'd like to hide and pretend otherwise. |
Veliona Vollerei Your twin sister, or inner demon, or... it's hard to say, really. |
Rozaliya Olenyeva Older of the Vodka Girls. Life of the party. Idol (wannabe). Your second best friend on the entire planet. The funniest person in the entire world (maybe). |
Liliya Olenyeva The younger of the Vodka Girls. The youngest of four sisters. Rozaliya's twin. Your second best friend on the entire planet. The person you worry most about in the entire world. |
Bronya Zaychik Your sisters' older sister, and your girlfriend. There's nothing untoward going on here. |
...for anyone who finds the above storyline interesting, I'm sorry, it's very unlikely to generate the same thing twice.So then the question becomes: what do you do now?
In this story, half the likes in offered by readers go to Datcord.
The other half go to GPT-3.
That's besides the point. Your sister storms into the room, looking you up and down. "Have you been working out?" she asks. "You look... bigger."
You didn't even realize this, but you nod in agreement. "Yeah... I think so."
"Interesting. I wonder if that has anything to do with your new, alien powers. We should test that. Come on, I'll help you work out the kinks.
"The kinks?"
"Yeah. You'll probably need to get used to moving your muscles again. I assume you haven't noticed yet, but your body is much more powerful and agile than it was yesterday."
Which I think we can all agree is pretty much right.You look down at your computer and start reading a story. It says "Worm, as written by Wildbow and then reimagined by Terry Pratchett". The opening paragraph is:
"Oh come on! That's the fourth time this week! I told you not to mess with that thing while it's on!" The heavy set man said.
It was the end of the day, a long and particularly boring one in fact, as you were forced to listen to your boss complain about his personal problems, including but not limited to; his girlfriend seeing someone else, the government, his job, and how his mom never loved him. It's enough to make anyone want to go out and blow their brains out.
"Sorry Mr. Higgins." A young boy, probably around sixteen years old, said as he packed up his handheld game.
"Sorry doesn't cut it this time Kyle, you've wasted the entire day playing that stupid game. And stop pretending that you're sorry, you love wasting your time on that thing. It's like you have some sort of social retardation or something. I swear, if you weren't my nephew I would've fired your sorry...
Kyle, now taking the bait, puts away the game and walks up to his uncle.
"What was that? I didn't quite hear you."
"I said...uh oh." Mr. Higgins said as Kyle took off his belt and started whipping him with it.
"Apologize!" Kyle demands.
"Never!"
"Then you'll continue to be whipped!"
And so the cycle continues.
A pretty good announcer, Bob.You look at your textbook. It says: "A short-short story is a story of less than a hundred words, typically two to five paragraphs. Here is an example by Terry Pratchett: If you want to write a short-short story, read on. Otherwise, please close this book."
The example the book gives is this:
"The goblins are coming! The goblins are coming! Run for your lives!"
"Shut up, Bob!"
"The goblins are coming! The goblins-"
Bob is hit over the head with a frying pan and falls unconscious. The goblins arrive and find Bob, unconscious.
"That Bob is out cold, let's take him with us." The goblins say.
Bob is taken into slavery by the goblins and forced to announce games at their annual fair. Years later, Bob dies of natural causes in goblin captivity.
Heck, it can even make an attempt at fictional writers who've never written anything anywhere it has seen:You look at your textbook. It says: "A short-short story is a story of less than a hundred words, typically two to five paragraphs. One writer of such stories is Stephen King." The example the book gives is this:
A young woman walked down the desolate hallway. Desolation encompassed her. The light above her flickered, then died out. She stopped. Silence. Then, a shrill cry of terror.
You stare at the page for a while, then look up. There's only one thing you can do here.
Which isn't a great story, to be sure, but it's precisely the sort of story a nine-year-old might write.You look at your textbook. It says: "A short-short story is a story of less than a hundred words, typically two to five paragraphs. One writer of such stories is Takamachi Nanoha."
The example the book gives is this:
Once upon a time, there was a little girl. She loved apples. One day, she found a garden full of apple trees. Apples were everywhere! She picked one and bit into it. It was the best apple she ever had!
You look at your notebook. The story you've been working on is a little longer than that, but who's counting?
I hit 'retry' on that several times.You look down at your textbook. It's a piece about a historical woman named Takamachi Nanoha, and it says:
Takamachi Nanoha, an amazingly brave young girl who fought through adversity and became one of the greatest heroes in history.
...that first sentence seems to help it produce better quality, so I use that or an equivalent almost everywhere.The below is a short science fiction story by Terry Pratchett, on the subject of Generic Pawn Templates, otherwise known as GPT templates:
You enjoy reading fanfiction on Sufficient Velocity, that's why you haven't been working out. Your memory is hazy, however you can't shake the feeling that an increasing number of people are acting strange. Some are even missing. However, no one else seems to notice.