It's been a long time since I played any Resident Evil games. Aren't those typewriters the game's save spot? Or was it another game? What will it do in this setting?
They are the save spot in game, yes.
They do nothing here but indicate where the next save room is.

Well, I dunno, maybe if she prepared and brought some damn ink ribbons she could save but uh, she didn't.
 
2. She could disassemble them and figure that out.
Modern bullets aren't exactly complicated, I know some very dumb people that make their own, and a few years back when bullet prices skyrocketed for a bit, I know a lot more people took it up.
Doesn't she already have access to modern bullets? She has a glock. I assumed the game bullets were magic or something.
 
Is that a uh, DisgaeaxNaruto crossover or are those just words?
Because I'd read a DisgaeaxNaruto Crossover.
Premise is that Sakura gets a Prinny summon contract. And everything unravels from there. It's not that long of a story but pretty satisfying. Though I should warn a big part of it is Sakura deciding that being a straight up ninja is just not something that she can manage with her skills. So she leans on things she actually can do for the village.

There are no other Disgaea parts except for Prinnies. But it takes the story wildly off canon rails.
 
Doesn't she already have access to modern bullets? She has a glock. I assumed the game bullets were magic or something.
She does not have a glock.
The gun I described in that chapter resembles nothing of what a glock would look like. It's practically a metal box with a round to shoot.
She was referencing the brand that shows up in games, while pulling out her own creation and happily readying herself to use it.

Honestly, the fact that I used the word "Glock" in the first place was because my fiance thought it was funny and recommended I work in the line and I was like "Sure why not."
At the time I didn't know what a glock was, besides that it was a gun manufacturer. I figured it was a lot older than it is, and research since then has made me facepalm multiple times.

Tenten's gun doesn't even break the sound barrier. It's just "better for hallways than a crossbow or kunai"
I might go back and add some more flavor to the scene at some point. As is, I'm just moving on, because I can do that.

Ultimately, there's a ton of jokes in this story, some are going to hit, some are going to miss because of specialized knowledge outside of my purview. I am okay with that.
I remember when I had Tenten remark about how a crossbow is worse than a bow for a ninja because the draw strength scales with a bow to the ninja.

And a patron messaged me later to say "That's not how bows work at all, maximum draw strength is about the arms and crossbows use the same technology, if you had a bow that could shoot at 10000 pounds you could make a crossbow to do the same thing."

And like, okay, good to know I guess?
 
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2. She could disassemble them and figure that out.
Modern bullets aren't exactly complicated, I know some very dumb people that make their own, and a few years back when bullet prices skyrocketed for a bit, I know a lot more people took it up.
Maybe I'll look into the process sometime, but I feel like if one of my dumbass family members can pick it up, actual ninja smith Tenten and her father, a legendary man who's been serving this fandom for twenty fuckin years, can figure it out.
There's a massive difference between following a recipe (likely with YouTube videos and/or personal instruction from fellow enthusiasts) using purpose built equipment, and reverse engineering a chemical formula that may or may not be similar to anything you're familiar with, especially when dealing with explosives. I assume your family falls into the former category, while Tenten would be firmly in the latter.

Of course, as the author, if you say they can do it, they can do it.
 
"but that might not be true with fantasy guns." If anything, it would be more true. She can't make more ammo for them after all, and what she gets here will run out rather rapidly once she starts using the guns.
2. She could disassemble them and figure that out.
Modern bullets aren't exactly complicated, I know some very dumb people that make their own, and a few years back when bullet prices skyrocketed for a bit, I know a lot more people took it up.
Maybe I'll look into the process sometime, but I feel like if one of my dumbass family members can pick it up, actual ninja smith Tenten and her father, a legendary man who's been serving this fandom for twenty fuckin years, can figure it out.

On one hand, "figuring it out" would be rather hard - sure, Tenten possibly could, but it's a long project, both to get adequate materials and then to manage sufficient consistency of ammunition (and spare parts, guns do suffer from wear&tear) that using that ammunition is safe.

On the other hand... Does Tenten need to figure it out? Assuming a single DMR and single load of ammunition, that's like 50-100 cartridges that can be stretched as far as a hundred missions if you're doing assassinations. Other weapons and mission profiles would require larger ammunition expenditures, but that's not a hard indictment against the weapons themselves.

And since Tenten has sealing scrolls in unknown but probably high number, she can take far more than a single load - the main limit on "how much she can loot" is "how much is there to loot".
 
I assume your family falls into the former category, while Tenten would be firmly in the latter.
This is true.
But if I can handwave the Resident Evil 4 Remake, I'll damn well handwave here.
I have the powaaaaaaaa

On one hand, "figuring it out" would be rather hard - sure, Tenten possibly could, but it's a long project, both to get adequate materials and then to manage sufficient consistency of ammunition (and spare parts, guns do suffer from wear&tear) that using that ammunition is safe.

On the other hand... Does Tenten need to figure it out? Assuming a single DMR and single load of ammunition, that's like 50-100 cartridges that can be stretched as far as a hundred missions if you're doing assassinations. Other weapons and mission profiles would require larger ammunition expenditures, but that's not a hard indictment against the weapons themselves.

And since Tenten has sealing scrolls in unknown but probably high number, she can take far more than a single load - the main limit on "how much she can loot" is "how much is there to loot".
I could also go this route and just have them loot thousands of rounds.
I dunno, still editing.

I am definitely going to have Sakura and Tenten discuss why the new guns are different at some point though, during the edits.
I think it's important to approach valid questions in story when I can, especially given this story is posted in several different places and not everyone reads the thread.
 
Ah, that clears up a lot.

I'm not an expert but I think the biggest issue would probably be that modern gunpowder is a lot better than the stuff they were using in muskets and modern guns assume modern powder. But you'd have to check with someone else who's more into that side of history to be sure.
 
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i wonder if they can get any Mutatitive stuff out of the dungeon?
Sakura with Wesker or Simmons based powers...
or the Mold stuff..
 
There's a massive difference between following a recipe (likely with YouTube videos and/or personal instruction from fellow enthusiasts) using purpose built equipment, and reverse engineering a chemical formula that may or may not be similar to anything you're familiar with, especially when dealing with explosives. I assume your family falls into the former category, while Tenten would be firmly in the latter.
Bizarrely enough, most nail polish has nitrocellulose in it as the main ingredient. So since we know the Naruto setting has nail polish, (the Akatsuki paint all their nails, which I'm convinced is some bizarre fixation of Konan's and she bullies them into it), and Tenten will have taken the kunoichi classes, she might recognize it and the distinctive odor.

That'll get her most of the way to smokeless powder, which is what you need for 'modern' guns, at least shotguns.
 
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Modern bullets aren't exactly complicated, I know some very dumb people that make their own, and a few years back when bullet prices skyrocketed for a bit, I know a lot more people took it up.
The technical qualities I think the issue is probably the machining - modern guns use better metal grades than medieval people are willing to put into an expendable, but thats certainly still cheaper than chakra metal here, and a Shinobi putting extra funds to make it happen on a passion project seems fine, but handcrafting the ammo greatly limits how fast she can afford to expend it.
Theres the powder mix consistency as well, but a lot of that is knowing its possible and then figuring it out

Maybe theres some sealwork she can figure out for that given time, it'd be something for her to play with, but I think the bigger win is a modern rifle bullet.
The use cases for THAT certainly fits the expenses, and its nothing a ninja can't make work.

If its a Tenten focused story that might prove an issue, but I don't see any here, so as far as Sakura is concerned Tenten's weapons just keep getting fancier.
1. I mean, last time was closer to a Persona style boss form trapped at the end of a dungeon where the objective was to clear it.
This time the dungeon objective is to actually take them out.
I get what you're saying though. I don't really approach that here, at all. Maybe I forgot about the original plan for dungeons, maybe I changed it, couldn't tell ya. The cool part about writing a book is that if you change your mind, no one knows.
That's just not true for pieces you post on the web, which kinda sucks.
Personally I had assumed reality is distorted in such a way that they are both in the dungeon and in reality. The victim is fully aware on both sides, but can't act outside of their respective contexts until the dungeon concludes one way or another. If the victim on reality side spends their time setting up defensive measures their dungeon version would be building dungeon appropriate defensive upgrades.

Sort of like a superposition state where they are at once sitting there as a regular Narutoverse bandit and also a dungeon boss, and anything that happens to one happens SORT of similarly to the other.
 
Personally I had assumed reality is distorted in such a way that they are both in the dungeon and in reality. The victim is fully aware on both sides, but can't act outside of their respective contexts until the dungeon concludes one way or another. If the victim on reality side spends their time setting up defensive measures their dungeon version would be building dungeon appropriate defensive upgrades.

Sort of like a superposition state where they are at once sitting there as a regular Narutoverse bandit and also a dungeon boss, and anything that happens to one happens SORT of similarly to the other.
That's a really cool idea.
I'll admit you've officially given it more thought than I have.
 
Premise is that Sakura gets a Prinny summon contract. And everything unravels from there. It's not that long of a story but pretty satisfying. Though I should warn a big part of it is Sakura deciding that being a straight up ninja is just not something that she can manage with her skills. So she leans on things she actually can do for the village.

There are no other Disgaea parts except for Prinnies. But it takes the story wildly off canon rails.
That sounds really neat. Do you have a link to the story?
 
What are the current (if any) plans for the romance in this book? I'm not exactly in a rush to find out, but I have preferences for things I'd rather avoid if possible. (Just seems safer not to mention the specifics). Is Sakura asexual? An idiot? Straight? Gay? Bi? Demi? Is Sakura/Hinata the real endgame? Did Naruto get brother zoned accidentally? Is Haku going to be a femboy mistress? Obviously here on SV nothing explicit will be happening if that was ever the plan... but yeah I guess I want to know to see how much I want to risk continuing with the stroy. Because it's great and hilarious and I love it... but *shrugs*
 
What are the current (if any) plans for the romance in this book? I'm not exactly in a rush to find out, but I have preferences for things I'd rather avoid if possible. (Just seems safer not to mention the specifics). Is Sakura asexual? An idiot? Straight? Gay? Bi? Demi? Is Sakura/Hinata the real endgame? Did Naruto get brother zoned accidentally? Is Haku going to be a femboy mistress? Obviously here on SV nothing explicit will be happening if that was ever the plan... but yeah I guess I want to know to see how much I want to risk continuing with the stroy. Because it's great and hilarious and I love it... but *shrugs*
If a decision I made plot wise for the distant future would stop you from enjoying my story right now. Stop reading.
I'm not answering questions like that because Romance isn't a huge part of the story, and as far as I'm concerned, the fandom obsession with pairings and romance is toxic and needless.

This story isn't a romance, romance should not be a part of your decision making process for whether or not you like the story and wish to continue it.
If you can't have that separation, you are not my target audience.

Thank you for reading though, I'm happy you've enjoyed it. I hope you stick around.
 
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If a decision I made plot wise for the distant future would stop you from enjoying my story right now. Stop reading.
I'm not answering questions like that because Romance isn't a huge part of the story, and as far as I'm concerned, the fandom obsession with pairings and romance is toxic and needless.

This story isn't a romance, romance should not be a part of your decision making process for whether or not you like the story and wish to continue it.
If you can't have that separation, you are not my target audience.

Thank you for reading though, I'm happy you've enjoyed it. I hope you stick around.
Actually this all seems fine to me. If the story isn't going to have a major focus on romance and it's going to take a while to get there then it's pretty irrelevant in comparison to the content that's already there and quite good. We just seemed to be trending in that direction "soon" and I thought it'd get more serious then it clearly is. I also never take this sort of thing personally. I don't really care who ends up with who... as long as they aren't the main character.

For me... I really put myself in the MC's shoes and without getting too into the weeds about it. Certain choices do really knock me out of the story and hinder my enjoyment of it. This is however, mostly limited to when it's a larger part of the story. A larger part then it is based on what you were saying.

Though I feel like being clear, if I didn't think it was worth the risk I wouldn't have asked at all, I would've just left. This story is a lot of fun and I consistently find myself smiling. Please don't think I want to try and shift the direction the novel. It's just that with so much content online if you were going somewhere I didn't like I could indeed just leave. I may not want to. But that option is available.
 
Chapter 52 - Arc 4 - Brawling in the Streets: Item Appraisal? Hunger?
Patreon started Arc 5 today, going to be a very Ino and Sakura centric arc, probably lots of confusing moments and triumphing through the power of friendship.

Chapter 52 is more an info chapter, I think the next chapter is the first one that'll see big content edits to make this not dry as fuck.
Maybe the one after it.

Item Appraisal Skill Obtained:
Through hard work and dedication trying to determine the attributes of several different items, you've gained the ability to appraise items just like you could a person. Unlike a person though, you'll need a solid minute of concentrated observation to get any more than the basic name of an item. More info and faster speeds will unlock as you level this skill by determining the status of more varied and stronger items.

She got it trying to figure out how much a First-Aid Spray would heal, so it immediately procs, which is something she finds very convenient and nice. Her system is normally more prickly than that, and it's appreciated.

First-Aid Spray
Consumable
Uncommon
Spray on wounds and watch them go, heals a base health of 150, one use

So the first thing she has to say to that is, well, awesome. It's not a ton of information, but it's more than enough for her to be super happy about it. Name, quality, type, and a brief description with a mechanics blurb is far more than she was asking for. She was just reading the label to hope it'd start spouting numbers! She wasn't even sure she'd understand the numbers that it started spouting!

With her First Aid Skill, 150 becomes 165, and given a quick check puts her at 144 HP, well it's a full heal just like in the games. Funnily enough, she'd completely forgotten she had the ability to observe other people, it just hasn't come up as something she does manually in quite some time. It appears to happen automatically with significant enemies, and it'd just slipped her mind. She doesn't have time to feel like a dumbass though, there's more stuff to check!

First thing's first, her sword.

Hunger
Weapon
Epic
At this moment, you can tell that it's a sword that uses blood to empower itself.

At this moment? So it has further description but she can't read it yet. This does mean descriptions are somewhat personalized, which raises a lot of questions on its own. Far more importantly, "Hunger?" she questions the sword, giving it a look over. She named it Thirsty, if anything should be overriding that, it's 'Chaos Blade', why Hunger?

Logical deduction states it must have an overriding name, an origin name one could say, that precedes both Thirsty and Chaos Blade. If that's true, there's probably research she can do into the weapon, and Higurashi's being a dead end isn't a-

"Did you just say Hunger?" Tenten cuts in after a moment, "like the Hunger?"

"Yeah, I can read its name now, it's not Thirsty like I had engraved on the scabbard… That's awkward, I'm misnaming my sword, is that as bad as misgendering? Ino had a rant about that once, I didn't really get it but I listened! I always listen…"

"How would I know?" Tenten snickers at her, "I know swords, not identities… If that sword is named Hunger, a lot of things make a lot of sense very suddenly, and I like none of it."

"So you know of it? You told me you couldn't do anything back at the shop…" Sakura holds her shiny blade up, looking at the glowing sigils on it with a gentle smile. Her sword is such a good girl, boy, shit now she's misgendering it too. "Do swords have gender? Ino says it's important to get those right."

"No…" Tenten coughs into her fist, "I told you we didn't know anything at the shop because you gave us the wrong name. You wrote 'Chaos Blade' on the sheet, which as far as I could tell came from a game, I just thought you were quirky, and kind of a bitch for not giving us a warning."

"I genuinely didn't know, Kakashi just gave it to me one day," Sakura admits with a pained sigh. This sword has been the greatest gift she's ever been given, and also the biggest hassle. Was he trying to hurt her, or did he believe in her that much?

"Hunger is an obscure Be Plus ranked Demon sword, in the short time it wasn't locked away by - well presumably Kakashi - it claimed the lives of several small villages just like this one. It's said holding it whispers dark things into your head, but upon your first kills with it, it takes over your mind like an infection and commands you to keep killing until you can't anymore, at which point it has you turn the sword on yourself. It'll then wait at your corpse for the next victim to come across it and see its power." Tenten sounds oddly excited while recanting that, and Sakura's just happy to not have her fearing her for the moment. It's a cool story too, fairy tales do get out of hand, but they're always cool.

"Yeah that uh, didn't happen." Sakura points out with a mild sweatdrop, not to discourage her just, it feels a little awkward to have that kind of misconception out there. "I've killed with it several times, not just including the zombies from earlier, and the most I've gotten is these red eyes." She gestures to her permanently red eyes pointedly, "which Sasuke thinks are hot. I dunno why I said that, just like, he said that once and it came to mind all of a sudden."

"You should get boys out of your mind if you're in a relationship with the Yamanaka Heiress." Tenten teases her, and she almost quirks her brow and asks 'wha' like a dummy before she remembers.

"N-no, Ino and I are just friends." She can't help the sudden need to rub her arm, but she doesn't look away, she needs just another moment before her scan skill kicks in and-

Tenten Higurashi
Threat Level: High


- it seems Tenten isn't that much stronger than her. That also confirms the threat levels are relative, as in the grand scheme of things Tenten is probably moderate at best universal threat level. "I just said that to get Lee to stop bothering me without hurting his feelings. I um, didn't want to make the mission awkward."

"Aww… I really thought I'd met a lesbian." Tenten gives her an odd pout, finally jumping off the table she's been sitting on for, well, ever, so Neji can get to the documents under her ass without using Byakugan and risking getting an eyeful while he's at it. When you have the ability to look through things like clothes, actively avoiding doing so is probably a lot of effort and it's only reasonable for people to try and help you out.

Either that or they're just peeping twenty-four seven and no one knows so no one says anything… or worse they do know and don't say anything because the Hyuuga are that important. This isn't something she wants to think about, Tenten meeting Ino, is something she can smile about.

"Well, I can introduce you to Ino if you want to meet someone into girls." Sakura says, "She does love me, I'm just not sure how that works in my head… Maybe I like her, maybe I don't? Maybe I really like rocks? Rocks are cool."

"Rocks are cool…" Tenten agrees, "I can't believe I touched Hunger and didn't murder anyone, I'm awesome."

"That you are." It's really not that big a deal, the legend is obviously fake if this is actually that sword, but anything to make Tenten like her a little more without having to be manipulative or do strange missions or be weird and reputation-hungry. Being nice is just an easy thing she can do. She finds she enjoys the smiles she creates when she's being genuine, they make her smile too.

Charm has raised by 1


Twenty charm? That's incredible. Soon she'll rule this world.

Neji Hyuuga
Threat Level: Very High


What about her crossbow?
Picking it up, she gives it her focus. Zoning out and into the wood, she finds it's pretty and remarkably smooth.

Crossbow of Magic
Weapon
Rare
Capable of shooting and activating bolts with magical energy to initiate spells on impact. Should it be used to fire normal bolts, the bolts will explode immediately and deal damage to the user.


Well, that's inconvenient, she only had like thirty of those bolts to begin with and she's already used several of them. She'll either need to figure out a different everyday use ranged weapon, or figure out how to enchant bolts herself. Probably that first one, though perhaps picking up a crafting skill or two when she gets home isn't a bad idea. But what tree would enchanted bolts even be under? Fletching? Probably not, though maybe… How does one even make a magical weapon? Tenten's family doesn't do it, they said as much quite rudely. Well, Tenten said as much quite rudely, but she was supposedly quoting her father.

Notice: Before you can unlock crafting skills you will need to do the crafting tutorial, would you like to start it?

No, fuck no, not right now. Maybe once she's home… That does explain why she hasn't gotten any random crafting skills yet though. She's moving that up to an urgent objective once she gets home.

"We should probably get going." Sakura finally says, picking up the hammer Tenten gave her earlier from where she left it against a counter. "I'm recovered, and there's no reason to spend hours trapped in the first safe room."

Tenten Higurashi's Greathammer
Uncommon
Unlike a normal warhammer which is actually quite small despite common belief due to a desire to take advantage of the velocity squared part of the force equation, this thing's comically large. It's also smithed by Tenten Higurashi herself. Despite being weighty and cumbersome, it's well cared for and balanced as well as any ridiculously humongous greathammer could possibly be, making it ideal for when you really, truly, absolutely, need something smooshed.

"Wow, you made this?" Sakura asks.

"You can tell that?" Tenten asks, "Jeez, whatever that secret you have is, it's nuts."

"It's also none of our business." Neji huffs at Tenten, glaring lightly, "Let's head out. Get those grenades ready."

"You got it, boss." Tenten gives him a salute of all things, before pulling a big metal ball from her pouch.

"That's not a grenade, that's a whole underwater mine." Sakura deadpans.

"I didn't say they were small." Tenten sticks out her tongue a little and gives Sakura a wink.
 
Crafting and Tenten - By Knightowl 4183
Crafting and Tenten

"Crap..." Sakura grumbled as she accidentally thought yes do to a random interrupt by Tenten.

Crafting Tutorial Beginning...

Hopefully it wouldn't take too long...

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"Here," Tenten said as she handed Sakura another couple of things... "use these! I wonder if we can actually make a better gun after your last attempt?"

"We need to-" Neji stated from the corner of the room, only to be silenced from the needle that buried itself in the wall... Very, very close to his...pride. "...I will just go...scout..."

"Bastard..." Sakura glared at him with sleep deprived eyes, that he couldn't take one for the team and end this hell...

"I know," Tenten sighed in disgust. "I can't believe he keeps objecting to us becoming even more prepared... Has he no appreciation for the fine art of crafting!"

"Eurgh..." Sakura grunted, before Tenten suddenly shoved something in front of her to drink. Being so tired she didn't think twice about drinking it, which was a mistake.

Tenten Higurashi's Rest-X Boost Drink
A Rest Restoring Potion that also applies an hour long crafting buff
Specially created from various ingredients, devised by Tenten, and crafted by Sakura Haruno in her sleep deprived state.


It would be days before she finally figured out the trick that Tenten was playing upon her, days of work, and being dosed with various drinks that satisfied her needs. Tenten didn't mind, either because she ran out of spare material to process, or more likely she learned the skill crafting from having Sakura run her through it until she managed to pick it up herself.

She might have also taken spares of all the tools Sakura kept somehow producing...

All Neji knew, was that he was never taking the two of them on a mission together again. That and Tenten was no longer even a candidate for romance, a person to train his skills as shown when he was unable to dodge those...projectiles aimed at a personal area, but not a romantic consideration at all.

Lee was just confused over how long it took them to come back, Gai had actually sent for back up, and had been preparing to venture in himself when they emerged.

Notes: I just thought what would happen if she had accepted the Crafting Tutorial around someone like Tenten who would be delighted to make more tools, items, and maybe even game items...

For example maybe Sakura managed to craft a number of guns that became better than the ones before until they could take the game bullets, which Tenten kept swiping, and convincing Sakura she had been day dreaming about making the gun. To ensure she made the best gun available.
 
Crossbow of Magic
Weapon
Rare
Capable of shooting and activating bolts with magical energy to initiate spells on impact. Should it be used to fire normal bolts, the bolts will explode immediately and deal damage to the user.
"Should it be used to fire normal bolts, the bolts will explode immediately and deal damage to the user." Well, good thing she didn't try that then ;)

I feel like there's the seed of an idea here to get someone else to try and use her crossbow with a normal bolt loaded... and then have them blow themselves up. Or at least their hand.

Of course, at that point, it might be easier reverse pickpocketing Tenten's grenades. If she can find out how to make her own ammo, then wasting the shiny Magic Crossbow would be tragic.
 
Sakura is improving. She learned the secret art of Not Now
She has a lot of that in this arc.
I'm making a "To Do List" for her as I go through the edits to post publically, and I'll probably start doing her to-do list as canon-side stories once we get to Arc 5.

Well, I'll put them on the $10 patron voted list at least.
That way we can get through it without having to take entire chapters to do a skit about Haku teaching Sakura how to cook.
 
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