This is the tale of Looseleaf, the little paper pony who exists in a two dimensional plane. The colored pencils used to draw her were made from the wax drippings of Charon's lantern, colored with the pigments of Tartarus itself and wrapped in the wood taken from the lone tree left standing in a canyon where a fierce three-way battle between ponies, gryphons, and changelings ensued. The paper she was drawn on was made from leaves of the Plunderseed plant, cooked with dragon's breath and whitened with the magic bleach used by Channers to travel to Equestria. The permanent marker used to outline her was unremarkable and purchased on sale for 1 bit because the package was already opened. She was drawn on the 13th day of the 4th month since GMHAA came to Equestria, an act which took exactly 666 seconds and finished at precisely 1:08 in the afternoon of a friday the 13th during a blue moon.
Being precisely 15 minutes old, she thinks her puns are incredibly funny and clever, and was particularly bummed that the name
Doodlebug was already taken.
