Project Ludovico
- Thread starter Athene
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- athenemas film media movie review
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- National Capital Region, USA
I started losing it here. XD
....I have many questions...
Boy, that might have improved his performance.
You will riff forever, shiny and chrome...
And no one ever gets a happy ending?
Who carpets a bathroom?
This movie is damaging my brain, and I'm not even watching it.
Swedish Meatballs, baby! Swedish. Meatballs.
grommile
nasty-minded old cynic
- Location
- NERV-Mercia
- Pronouns
- Traditional/Animate
Brits of a certain generation and social stratum.
Other Brits think they're bonkers.
ZerbanDaGreat
Daemon Noble of D E M O G R A P H I C S
- Pronouns
- They/them
It's not his fault he's just a superior Breening to all you three-dimensional mortals. He's circuitboard alien Jesus!
(No that is not a spoiler it's from another one of his movies which is, of course, autobiographical)
(No that is not a spoiler it's from another one of his movies which is, of course, autobiographical)
CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
One cannot comprehend his sheer Breenius.
- Location
- in the trash
...I think my brain just fucking short-circuited.
Teen Spirit
Lost in Ever After
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Speaking as Someone who watches far more HGTV than I should. It's a problem I've seen numerous times and I never understand it.
- Location
- HELL
- Pronouns
- They/It
can you FEEL
the motherfucking
B R E E N
*tiger is sloppily overlaid over my face while the drone pans sideways at random*
the motherfucking
B R E E N
*tiger is sloppily overlaid over my face while the drone pans sideways at random*
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Neil before Breen.
Real Hollywood Hackers have five monitors, but all he had available were laptops.
Teen Spirit
Lost in Ever After
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I haven't been this confused since I watched the killing of Satan, admittedly that was Monday.
Edit: But I'm legit not convinced this was written by a human. This movie is possibly the greatest argument Ancient Aliens could ever use.
Edit: But I'm legit not convinced this was written by a human. This movie is possibly the greatest argument Ancient Aliens could ever use.
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Athene
Rise for the Shadow Queen
- Location
- Dream of The 90s
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Random Fact: I lived in a house for 11 years that had bright orange shag everywhere, including the bathrooms. It was so bright that when you came back from a vacation, it would feel like the house was on fire. It was awful but the house was so large it cancelled out. My bedroom was bigger than our first apartment together.
Ellimist system
Newly cracked system full of traumatized yahoos.
- Location
- Floating on a rock with my headmates.
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Other
I can vouch for the insanity, I was watching it with her as she wrote.
My eyes are laptops and my brain is tiger.
My eyes are laptops and my brain is tiger.
I really do think Batou said it best. Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.
- Location
- HELL
- Pronouns
- They/It
Double Down also has tuna and a pointless satellite dish, in addition to a billion laptops.
- Location
- in the trash
The stupidest part of this is that he's a fucking architect (according to Wikipedia anyway).
So you know, he designs fucking buildings. And so presumably has to deal with this thing called "flooring".
Just to be clear, Neil Breen is an architect. Not his character. The man himself.
AKuz
Been Better
- Location
- A Rising Tide of Horrors
- Pronouns
- She/Her
That honestly did need clarification.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the back on this movie is a sudden move to an architecture competition run like a spelling bee in front of a live audience composed entirely of xeroxed pictures of corgies and filmed entirely in an abandoned lot.
- Location
- Somewhere!
- Pronouns
- She/Her
I feel like there's a lot of threadmarks missing, if that matters? Like the Breen review, but also the last review threadmarked is from a year ago and on page 15, and I swear I'm not hallucinating reviews that have happened since.