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TheaterThinker (Not a Cape):
Theres actually a LOT of information we can squeeze out from their interactions, it's just making them into a coherent theory thats difficult.
must...resist....urge...to...write....essay....UURRRGGGRRAAAHHH I CANNTT
So:
March has been sandbagging.
Wow, real surprise there, I know right? But seriously. Her striker power was considered low midtier at best, decent power but no range and she honestly barely used it. Apparently, it's strong enough to completely ignore defenses only highly exotic effects have been able to scratch.
Also, her thinker power is the OP BULLSHIT of OP bullshit thinker powers. GODDAMN THINKERS!! *SHAKES FIST AT SKY*
But, her apparently masterfully hidden powers also hint at an important connection. Apeiron HAS to have known March, or known of March.
We've got no proof of Apeiron being able to bypass March's extra Bullshit trump effect, and he hasn't leaked her high school drama yet so we have to assume either her love life was incredibly boring or Apeiron couldn't read her. That, or in the like, three days March has been in the Bay, she's magically boosted all of her powers. Sure, I'll give March the stupid thinker powers and stupid striker powers, but only one cape can pull off such a power boost!
I'd theorize what her plans were, but honestly I'm still reeling at the thought of March being able to conceptualize a plan that lasts over a week without Flechette getting involved. Luckily I don't think she's ever met Apeiron.
March wanted Apeiron dead.
Also very apparent. This is toddler level awareness, I know, but I'm going somewhere with this, I promise!
If March wanted to steal whatever ApeTech Apeiron had, killing Apeiron severely limits her. For obvious reasons, but without the Apeiron or the Forge to do maintenance, she'd be on a ticking clock. Whatever she wanted was probably single use, or very simple so another tinker could repair it. Since the second option doesn't exist, considering Apeiron's apparent allergy to the concepts of 'simple', 'conventional' or 'normality' in general, it's probably the first. March wanted something she could probably use herself too, so some stuff a few times or some stuff once
....Normally, this would narrow things down a bit, but with Apeiron this could range from a magical robot unicorn to the power source in his robots. Infinite possibility narrowed down to equally infinite possibility. Damn you Apeiron, and your thematically appropriate name!!! I can't even be upset, it's that good!
We can infer it probably wasn't anything during the Ungodly Hour, since she either wrecked it, or was surprised by the Forge just like the rest of us.
Speaking of that, did March have insight on Apeirons Workshop??? I'm approaching this like she's being somewhat rational but I hope the surprise about the P.A. wasn't faked, because wow that is probably the worst plan on this Earth... Very glad she's dead so any information regarding it's location can stay very very buried. We do not need to deal with a territorial Ape Iron.
March was (probably) not a (complete) idiot;
Look, I know we all love a good laugh, and March wasn't quite Uber and L33t level of joke but still, a mild annoyance at best, but she ran that city like a stopwatch. Unironically.
She ran circles around every other cape and organization in that city, and sure, BB was already a clusterfuck, but damn did she make it worse. She was BB's worst nightmare, a thinker who actually made smart decisions about what their power told them. Looking at you, Tattletale.
Sure, her first blunder was challenging ApeIron, but Apeiron won because he's bullshit. There was genuine shock on March's RabbitMaskFace when P.A. crawled out of the Ape's body, like some thread-demon from a meaty hell, ready to rip off her face. Without Apeiron, who knows what March would have done. Basically, March was cheating, and Apeiron won because he cheated harder. He played rock, she played scissors, and Apeiron pulled out a glock. A tinkertech glock.
My point is, whatever the hell she was planning, it was not going to be good and BB is going to be feeling the aftershocks for a long while. All bow down to our simian overlord for his sacrifice.
But then again, theres a rumor going around that March had something to do with the Butcher coming back. Yes, it's from the least trustworthy source on the planet, but still. *Shudders*
Also, someone get Flechette a bodyguard. Maybe we can commission Apeiron for a robot butler? As a consolation prize for apparently being 2 seconds from death her whole career, cause HFS....
TheaterThinker (Not a Cape):
Theres actually a LOT of information we can squeeze out from their interactions, it's just making them into a coherent theory thats difficult.
must...resist....urge...to...write....essay....UURRRGGGRRAAAHHH I CANNTT
So:
March has been sandbagging.
Wow, real surprise there, I know right? But seriously. Her striker power was considered low midtier at best, decent power but no range and she honestly barely used it. Apparently, it's strong enough to completely ignore defenses only highly exotic effects have been able to scratch.
Also, her thinker power is the OP BULLSHIT of OP bullshit thinker powers. GODDAMN THINKERS!! *SHAKES FIST AT SKY*
But, her apparently masterfully hidden powers also hint at an important connection. Apeiron HAS to have known March, or known of March.
We've got no proof of Apeiron being able to bypass March's extra Bullshit trump effect, and he hasn't leaked her high school drama yet so we have to assume either her love life was incredibly boring or Apeiron couldn't read her. That, or in the like, three days March has been in the Bay, she's magically boosted all of her powers. Sure, I'll give March the stupid thinker powers and stupid striker powers, but only one cape can pull off such a power boost!
I'd theorize what her plans were, but honestly I'm still reeling at the thought of March being able to conceptualize a plan that lasts over a week without Flechette getting involved. Luckily I don't think she's ever met Apeiron.
March wanted Apeiron dead.
Also very apparent. This is toddler level awareness, I know, but I'm going somewhere with this, I promise!
If March wanted to steal whatever ApeTech Apeiron had, killing Apeiron severely limits her. For obvious reasons, but without the Apeiron or the Forge to do maintenance, she'd be on a ticking clock. Whatever she wanted was probably single use, or very simple so another tinker could repair it. Since the second option doesn't exist, considering Apeiron's apparent allergy to the concepts of 'simple', 'conventional' or 'normality' in general, it's probably the first. March wanted something she could probably use herself too, so some stuff a few times or some stuff once
....Normally, this would narrow things down a bit, but with Apeiron this could range from a magical robot unicorn to the power source in his robots. Infinite possibility narrowed down to equally infinite possibility. Damn you Apeiron, and your thematically appropriate name!!! I can't even be upset, it's that good!
We can infer it probably wasn't anything during the Ungodly Hour, since she either wrecked it, or was surprised by the Forge just like the rest of us.
Speaking of that, did March have insight on Apeirons Workshop??? I'm approaching this like she's being somewhat rational but I hope the surprise about the P.A. wasn't faked, because wow that is probably the worst plan on this Earth... Very glad she's dead so any information regarding it's location can stay very very buried. We do not need to deal with a territorial Ape Iron.
March was (probably) not a (complete) idiot;
Look, I know we all love a good laugh, and March wasn't quite Uber and L33t level of joke but still, a mild annoyance at best, but she ran that city like a stopwatch. Unironically.
She ran circles around every other cape and organization in that city, and sure, BB was already a clusterfuck, but damn did she make it worse. She was BB's worst nightmare, a thinker who actually made smart decisions about what their power told them. Looking at you, Tattletale.
Sure, her first blunder was challenging ApeIron, but Apeiron won because he's bullshit. There was genuine shock on March's RabbitMaskFace when P.A. crawled out of the Ape's body, like some thread-demon from a meaty hell, ready to rip off her face. Without Apeiron, who knows what March would have done. Basically, March was cheating, and Apeiron won because he cheated harder. He played rock, she played scissors, and Apeiron pulled out a glock. A tinkertech glock.
My point is, whatever the hell she was planning, it was not going to be good and BB is going to be feeling the aftershocks for a long while. All bow down to our simian overlord for his sacrifice.
But then again, theres a rumor going around that March had something to do with the Butcher coming back. Yes, it's from the least trustworthy source on the planet, but still. *Shudders*
Also, someone get Flechette a bodyguard. Maybe we can commission Apeiron for a robot butler? As a consolation prize for apparently being 2 seconds from death her whole career, cause HFS....