TURN - A (Not So) Safe Harbor 1.7
[X] Go for the teenager and then use the shipping container for cover.

You weren't perfect and you knew it.

You freely admitted to yourself that you had problems remembering things, were missing your entire set of armaments, and utterly lacked a knack for writing haiku. You might not mention such things out loud, but you were secure enough in general to acknowledge these flaws.

However these were your flaws and they were all the ones which you wanted.

Thus it was obvious that the pervert had to go.

(Hopefully before you ended up incompetent at anything important. The idea of regularly finding yourself trying to use 'orange' in a rhyming couplet was terrifying... and what if you found yourself unable to do an inner monologue?)

You were still feeling clumsy, but the sensation didn't seem to be going away. Inwardly you railed against the inherent unfairness of the world, that it didn't simply makes things easier for you.

"The inju-"

Ah, nope!

The way that the glow around the hovering woman flared reminded you that this was not the time to begin an extemporous soliloquy on the darkness and angst which shrouded you. A corner of your mind made a note of the thought, filing away with it the added the unfairness that you didn't have time to say something cool.

The rest of your mind, however, was busy with the fact that she had just unleashed a blast far more powerful than the last ones. This one, a burst wider than your fist sizzled through the air parallel to the ground.

It was your body, and your thankfully unimpeded reflexes for evasion, which copied the earlier actions of the man in the rigging and flung you out of the way of something which looked like it would really, really hurt.

And, look, there was this convenient box shaped piece of cover over there!

You felt a savage grin come to your face as you jigged left then right, feeling how much harder it was to do this on land rather than on the seas, and made your way towards the cargo container. Without turning your head from your destination you could see the flares of light, and hear the sounds of concrete shattering, as the glowing woman sent a barrage of increasingly intense blasts in your direction.

You had been rattled by her attacks before, but now you were going to have to take that glowing meat person more seriously or risk getting actually hurt.

With that thought firmly in mind you did you best to cover the remaining distance to the cover as quickly as possible. The lack of water beneath your feet meant that you were having to run, but you were almost th-

SWORD!

With a sound like a dozen knife sets in a tumble dryer (And how did you know what what that sounded like? It was a really odd thing to know what it sounded like...?), the area ahead and around you was suddenly filled with blades. Curved blades jutted from mid air as though to let your momentum slice you in half, knives angled out of the ground as though it was some sort of demented steel porcupine, and swords plummeted with unnatural speed down upon you.

It was a hail of metal and deadly intent. A storm fit to sunder flesh, flay skin, and carve through bone like wax.

"I"

Razor edged scimitars matched themselves against you...

"AM"

Needle sharp daggers stood like caltrops against your feet...

"NOT"

Descending blades impacted your head and shoulders point...

"MEAT!"

You tore through them all.

A hot rage surged through you as you batted aside blades which found no purchase on your flesh. You crushed the daggers beneath feet, the crimson and black metal of your limbs sneering at such things. You ignored the falling swords and plummeting spears like so much chaff.

As you rounded the corner out of sight you focused on the larger aspect of yourself, scraping a broad mark in the concrete as you killed your forward motion like a ship run aground. There was hot anger in you as you grabbed hold of the meat person... the 'teenager' who had been lurking behind the oversized box.

There were hot tears in your eyes at what had happened, rage fighting with deep disappointment. They had tried to kill you. Just kill you like that. You had thought that they had respected you, the glowing woman working up to her heavier guns in order to conserve whatever passed for her munitions.

They had tried to kill you like you were made out of meat!

With one hand you seized him and slammed him against the container, feeling things squish in a deeply satisfying way, and you voiced the aspect of it which showed that they were just mocking you.

"You bastards scratched my paint!"

A pattern of grey-blue streaks from the blades, where the softer metal had deposited itself on your harder hull, marred the glorious darkness of your blackened limbs. A few faint cuts also littered the paler materials which passed for your flesh, but they were literally cosmetic injuries.

"It's going to take ages to buff that out," You informed him, pouring your emotions into you voice and feeling the flesh under your hand quiver in response. "How am I supposed to strike terror into enemies if I look like I've been half covered with incompetent graffiti?!"

Perhaps in answer to your demand, or perhaps because you had been punctuating your words with another slam against the shipping container, the teenager passed out. Which, admittedly, did make you feel a little better.

Or maybe it was because your bout of 'clumsiness' was now fading?

oOo

Out of the Fog

A (Not So) Safe Harbor 1.7

oOo

You have minor injuries and 'scuffed paintwork'.
Worse yet, your feelings are really hurt.

oOo

From here, what do you do now?
(Vote indicates intentions. Write-ins preferred, but mind length limit.)

[ ] Brace yourself here for the arrival of that... Wolf? Blade? Thing?
[ ] Human shield at the ready! Charge back to get the rigging guy.
[ ] Meat people are poor melee weapons. Try this one as a projectile against the glowing woman.
[ ] Teenagers make good distractions. Toss him then dash for the water.
[ ] <Write-in: A sentence or so as per above...>
 
[X] Human shield at the ready! Charge back to get the rigging guy.

That fucker ruined our paintjob. Now he dies.
 
I like how we just have zero regard for human life here. It's honestly refreshing compared to all the generically-nice quest protagonists around.

[x] Brace yourself here for the arrival of that... Wolf? Blade? Thing?

The glowy flying woman presently does not have line of sight, as far as we're aware. That means she's going to be shooting blind, if at all. And if anything comes around the end of the container to make sure of their aim, well, that puts them in melee (or rather, suicide-by-Abyssal) range.
 
[x] Brace yourself here for the arrival of that... Wolf? Blade? Thing?

Still wonder who's the teenager is,have some guess but whatever.

Ehh when did wolf blade come? Geez if only we have our main armament we can do a proper greeting.

Alas our fist should be enough,furthere we have to let some steam anyway~

Also our little chuuni turn into cool , i am so happy *shed tears
 
[X] Human shield at the ready! Counter-charge the . . . Wolf? Blade? Thing?

If he changes back, good, that'd make him more susceptible to Abyssal-style CQC. If he doesn't change back, well, suffice to say that the results probably won't be good for either E88's morale or E88's internal cohesion.
 
That fucker ruined our paintjob. Now he dies.
Glad you are in the same head space as our little friend.

I like how we just have zero regard for human life here. It's honestly refreshing compared to all the generically-nice quest protagonists around.
She actually is unaware of quite how lethal she is being. As mentioned in an update, she hasn't seen anyone sink therefore they must still be holding on.. Not that she'd really act any differently if she knew, but there might be a victory dance involved.

The glowy flying woman presently does not have line of sight, as far as we're aware. That means she's going to be shooting blind, if at all. And if anything comes around the end of the container to make sure of their aim, well, that puts them in melee (or rather, suicide-by-Abyssal) range.
Line of sight wouldn't be obtained unless the flyer moved well to the sides of really high above (and it'd be uncertain in the later case).

@Merior is the meat person oil dark enough to cover up our scratches?
You'd need to cover yourself as it isn't anywhere near the normal chalk-white skin tone you have. And 'rust' is never a flattering hue so a full repaint would be... messy.

Still wonder who's the teenager is,have some guess but whatever.
I had thought that I had dropped enough clues about him although you should keep in mind that this is significantly earlier than the start of cannon Worm so he is older when seeing in that.

(If the protagonist could make out more details through the glare then she'd probably refer to the 'glowy woman' as 'glowy teenager with chest swells'.)

Ehh when did wolf blade come? Geez if only we have our main armament we can do a proper greeting.
He was too far away to see much of earlier on, but if you check back through the updates...

Alas our fist should be enough,furthere we have to let some steam anyway~

Also our little chuuni turn into cool , i am so happy *shed tears
Glad to hear you like her little moment of "I AM NOT MEAT!". What was done would have been pretty lethal to most brutes though: Conjured blades 'braced' on the ground to let her impale her feet, ones in front of her with edges which would never last long because they're too sharp, and the ones falling with spontaneous velocities.

If he changes back, good, that'd make him more susceptible to Abyssal-style CQC. If he doesn't change back, well, suffice to say that the results probably won't be good for either E88's morale or E88's internal cohesion.
Or internal organs for that matter... "This one doesn't break when used as a flail. And he's not made of meat!"

A little more seriously, the protagonist isn't invulnerable. The blades did pretty badly because her tolerance for head on collisions with things is pretty impressive even over her normal damage resistance.
 
I am not the brightest one here,but whatever,the teenager is but a small step for the night *inser evil laugh here*

But really our little chuuni is just too hard, even normal destroyer would be diced with that kind of damage..

Also taking blade wolf head on is wayyyy cooler,and protect us from bigger blast of purity.
 
Oh huh, we may have just mulched Teen Kaiser. And Teen Purity is trying to fry us.

I feel the need... To Aggrovate...

[X] Meat people are poor melee weapons. Try this one as a projectile against the glowing woman.
-[X] Use distraction to make for the Water, this fighting on land is So not our style!


Distract the artillery, and make a dash for the waterline, to bring out the Big Guns.

Fun is going to be had by All tonight, I feel. Oh yes!
 
If your definition of big guns mean " i gonna throw this shipwreck at you" well sure,but we don't have any kind of guns so going to water is..not really good idea.

I thought we still had our most basic combat rigging?

GM, do we still have any guns? I thought we tossed off a bunch of stuff, but I thought we'd still have at least our basic rigging.

If I am wrong, I can change my vote.
 
But really our little chuuni is just too hard, even normal destroyer would be diced with that kind of damage..
As a rule of thumb about her toughness, consider what sort of damage something would do if applied to a warship. If/when you meet shipgirls then they have a similar benefit and weapons wielded by Abyssal/shipgirls reverse it to scale up against other sorts of targets. If you want it in Worm terms, consider this a "Breaker" effect hidden by her "Brute rating".

(For added fun consider what it was like for a normal navy who were effectively trying to fight battleships who only present human sized targetable areas.)

However there are some downsides to the weirdness surrounding her.
Oh huh, we may have just mulched Teen Kaiser. And Teen Purity is trying to fry us.
The person in question flat out introduced himself by name in an attempt to intimidate our little Abyssal. (Not that it worked due to her not knowing the name, but he tried.)

If your definition of big guns mean " i gonna throw this shipwreck at you" well sure,but we don't have any kind of guns so going to water is..not really good idea.
I thought we still had our most basic combat rigging?
From the first vote, when given an array of various weapons to have left, the vote was to have... hugs.

Other weapons will become available later, but it is going to be a pain and take effort to get armed once more. I believe that she is being quite effective at the moment though.
 
Or internal organs for that matter... "This one doesn't break when used as a flail. And he's not made of meat!"

A little more seriously, the protagonist isn't invulnerable. The blades did pretty badly because her tolerance for head on collisions with things is pretty impressive even over her normal damage resistance.

Oh, I'm aware that the protagonist isn't invincible.

However, Hookwolf is the floating blender, right? While that's pretty lethal for even most parahumans, I'm not seeing how he can be a serious threat to ship-grade armor unless I'm really misremembering something.

Purity is the real problem, but I'm hoping that she'll hesitate to shoot so long as we have Mr. Meatshield in hand.
 
Voting is closed

There will be a longer gap after I post this update, but hopefully that will give more people a chance to vote. Am I not giving people enough time to respond...?

[X] Human shield at the ready! Charge back to get the rigging guy.
No. of Votes: 4
Arkatekt
Jrin
ScrewFate
Vanestus

[x] Brace yourself here for the arrival of that... Wolf? Blade? Thing?
No. of Votes: 2
Ginger Maniac
Ylamona

[X] Maybe the meat person's oil can cover up the scuff marks? Tear him open and fix the paint job.
No. of Votes: 1
mc2rpg

[X] Human shield at the ready! Counter-charge the . . . Wolf? Blade? Thing?
No. of Votes: 1
Creticus

[X] Meat people are poor melee weapons. Try this one as a projectile against the glowing woman.
-[X] Use distraction to make for the Water, this fighting on land is So not our style!
No. of Votes: 1
Darik29


Total No. of Voters: 9

Strike Two... again.
 
TURN - A (Not So) Safe Harbor 1.8
[X] Human shield at the ready! Charge back to get the rigging guy.

The thought passed through your mind that there was something that you had forgotten.

That really wasn't a new thought, you knew that there was a lot of things that you had forgotten while in the fog. It probably wasn't the smartest of moved to stop to wrack your mind for any hint as to what specific thing you had forgot, but the thought was bugging you

For a moment you stood there, idly holding the teenage meat person against the cargo container while he slumped around your hand, and tried to chase down the stray thread of memory

A moment later it hit you and you felt your cheeks heat as you realised just how stupid you had been.

In your haste to do something, to make an impression, you hadn't actually finished off anyone. None of the meat people had sunk, the one with rigging had probably only been vaguely stunned, and in general you had treated them as not being any kind of a threat.

So, of course, that had to be why they had attacked you with those sharp things rather than a proper weapon. They had to be infuriated by how casually you had acted so they had obviously just done the same in return.

"Sorry?" You offered to the slumped teenager who you were holding, feeling really awkward about this. Really, the only way you couldn't have acted more as though this was a game was if you had been fired paint rounds at them. "Don't worry, I'll make it up to you. Somehow."

There was no response and you now felt even worse. You had apparently rattled him worse than you'd thought and there was no way that he could participate in a fight...

Your thoughts hitched and you gave a broad grin as an Idea hit you.

"Don't worry, I promise you'll be involved in this fight." You told him as you shifted to holding him in a firmer two handed grip. "And I think I know what I did wrong last time."

You hesitated for a little longer, pushing your thoughts in order as you prepared to play your part and readied the words which would make all the difference.

Then you moved.

As you rounded the far end of the shipping container there was a flash of light which hissed by you, close enough that you felt the heat against your skin, and a cut off curse from the glowing woman as she was forced to adjust her aim when it had been too late for her to abort her shot.

"I come from the darkest paths where the fallen goes," You proclaimed, keeping the teenager in hand as a shield between you and the woman, "The deepest abyss to which all their sorrow flows."

Metal fractured beneath your feet, the knives suddenly protruding from the ground breaking off harmlessly and doing little more than to make your footing unstable.

As the glow became visible you shifted your portable piece of cover to block her from sight once again. You had expected her to simply shoot him, giving him an honourable sinking in combat, but if she really wanted to hold back then you weren't going to complain.

"This is war, paid for in blood not gold and silver." You announced as you tried your best to cover the distance to where you could make out the man in the encompassing rigging made of blades. Without a proper draft of water beneath you it was a struggle and you were going so slowly compared to what you were used to.

With bits of metal, and relatively intact meat persons, on the ground the footing was pretty bad. However the distances involved weren't great, ridiculously short by your standards actually, and you were there about to pass by your target.

Swinging your improvised shield around, making use of him as a weapon rather than a defence, you opened your mouth to declaim the next line of your poetic epic boast when you hit a problem.

"...what the hell rhymes with silver?"

As this didn't stop the motion of you swinging you then proceeded to hit something a little more physical in a way which utterly distracted you from the important issue of your need for a rhyming dictionary.

Meat hit metal and, to your utter shock, metal lost!

You almost dropped your dripping bludgeon, now somewhat damaged by the spiked projections from the rigging, as the pieces of metal scattered like so much wreckage. A helm hit the concrete with a clang, a pauldron tumbled across the ground and stopped just short of the waters, and all the pieces of the strange rigging were scattered hither and yonder.

Gaping open mouthed at the sight you couldn't quite believe it. You knew about lucky hits, you knew that meat people were fragile, but did you really just turn him into so much disparate piece of scrap to the point that there wasn't enough left to si-

You were half away through the thought, having not had enough time to complete it, when something struck you across the rear hard enough to sting like a life of fire.

No matter what anyone else said, you would stay firm in denying that you let out a squeal and abandoned your 'shield' in preference for clutching protectively at your rear. Behind you a blade tall than you were now lay on the ground from where it had fallen after striking you. However you were more concerned with how much that hard hurt.

Biting your lip you blinked back the tears which had formed in your eyes. The damage from that was not great, but it had come out of nowhere and had really hurt.

It was the sight of the man in the rigging again which startled you as you tried to sooth your... damaged rudder. Things clicked into place as you looked at the encompassing 'rigging' he wore like armour then to the now scattered parts of what you had struck.

Your 'reward' for suffering such a humiliating blow was to have hit a darkness blessed decoy?!

"Can this get any worse?" You muttered, thinking of just how little you'd accomplished. The teenager and the handful of 'plainer' Nazi meat people were on the ground, but there was still the glowing woman and the man in the rigging.

As though in answer to your question a new figure emerged from between two further away shipping containers, gleaming blades merged together into the moving figure of a wolf which was larger than the car which you had rammed through earlier.

It didn't look happy.

"Oh, come off it!"

oOo

Out of the Fog

A (Not So) Safe Harbor 1.8

oOo

You have minor injuries and 'scuffed paintwork'.
Minor damage to your "rudder".


oOo

Everything got worse, but can you handle it...?
(Vote indicates you pulling out an ace. No write-in.)

[ ] Close by a ship has died. You can use that!
[ ] It's not bauxite, but that's very nice metal...
[ ] Not that. Not again. The grey is back...
[ ] Take stand: You shall not be moved.
 
[X] It's not bauxite, but that's very nice metal...

What could possibly go wrong?
 
Hmm, what so people think the options entail? The grey is probably a world-jump, and the stand is almost certainly some sort of defensive enhancement, but I'm not quite sure what the other two would be.

Since Worm as a setting is one I'm very ambivalent about, I'm going to go with,

[x] Not that. Not again. The grey is back...
 
Hmm, what so people think the options entail? The grey is probably a world-jump, and the stand is almost certainly some sort of defensive enhancement, but I'm not quite sure what the other two would be.

The first seems like summoning an Abyssal, whereas the second seems like . . . I'm not sure, perhaps self-repair or some sort of self-improvement? Her injuries are minor, so I'm guessing it's some sort of self-improvement. I'm hoping it's weapons.
 
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