Does this imply an infinite amount of ammo for said weapon?
What this would do is basic connect the weapon to you and provide effectively, a large "internal ammo bin" to feed it. It would become part of your 'equipment' and, so long as you're fuelled, your damage control can do things to it and and the ammo supply would slowly refill.

The Metal option would free up your hands, let you dismiss and manifest it as part of your rigging, and let you rely on your "ship instincts" when firing it which would drastically improve accuracy.

(If you somehow mounted it via Metal before spending the Ammo then it'd just not be ready to fire.)

EDIT: Added the last line.
 
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Now, the ultimate question.
[ ] Check your damage and do minor repairs.
[ ] Do a speech over the radio.
[ ] Perform repairs. (Costs 1 Metal.) Unavailable.
[ ] Go find out what the sirens are for.
[ ] Play with your new toy.
[ ] Review your Glorious Prose. (And the Abyss, of course.)
[ ] <Write-in : Single action not already covered.>
A: Time for suffering?
B: Time for ham and cheese?
C: We can't even.
D: TIME FOR ENDBRINGERS?
E: Time for pews?
F: Time for more ham?
G: ???

aaa I just don't know ;~;
 
[X] Check your damage and do minor repairs.

Let's figure out what's going on... INSIDE.

And uh alright I guess omake thoughts....

@Merior what are your omake rules? Word length, quality, past / future, bonus for canonality... stuff like that.
 
@Merior what are your omake rules? Word length, quality, past / future, bonus for canonality... stuff like that.
I will favour something which could fit in or around things in the Quest, alternative PoV's of what the heck is happening, but a well written bit of reasonable length will be gratefully accepted. If it's less than two hundred words then that's a little short though.

(Sorry to be so vaguely, but I don't want to restrict things to the point that people don't feel up to writing.)

I'm cautious about letting such reward dominate the Quest so I'll be looking at the total submitted then add in a few extras for those which stand out. If people are trying then you'll at least get one or more extra Resources while at the higher end, Puppy will get enthusiastic and (especially with the right voting result) you could end up with another minion as well as those resources.
 
[x] Check your damage and do minor repairs.

Let's see what fresh horror we've inflicted upon our damage control critters while trying to avoid the paralysing agony, shall we?
 
Voting will close on Tuesday (Tomorrow) at 20:00 GMT.

And those omake/contributions/stuff that you're obviously writing to get shiny tasty rewards? It'd be a good idea to get those in before that deadline too.

If there are any questions, queries, etc that people have then ask them soon enough and I'll try and respond before I have to sleep tonight.
 
OMAKE - Marquis's Report and Reaction
Well, here's my attempt at a potentially canon omake. I'm keeping it vague-ish on people outside those shown so far for 'timeline looseness'. Tell me if anything needs editing for 'canon' or anything else you don't / do like about uh trying to write for people off-screen. Going to sleep now, and I'll see if I can get write another P.O.V-ish reaction from someone before the deadline, maybe Danny (he was alive and part of the Dockworkers during the riot right?).

(768 words)

Omake: Marquis's Report and Reaction

Marquis was at one of his command posts with a few squads of his best men, waiting to see if he could take advantage of the situation at the docks. He was currently waiting for a report from one of his members in the dockworkers he had called up after reporting the initial riot to him. While that report would most likely be the one to provide the deciding factor to his choice of action, he had of course, sent out a few men to watch the situation from father away in case of treachery.

He was sitting at a rather nice desk, in one of his work chairs and reviewing some information on the new cape that had joined the Empire recently, Purity, when he heard a knock on the door.

"Sir Marquis, I'm here to report on the dock riot."

"Enter and report then."

A man in a damp and still dripping uniform walked in with a rather red face.

He spoke with a bit of a horse voice, "Some new Cape showed up during the riot with a friend. She beat the crap out of a bunch of the unpowered Nazis, killed a bunch of them too. Her friend fired some sort of heavy cannon or has some explosive power that killed Purity and Hookwolf. I think she killed Allfather and Kaiser as well but no one got a good look before the Nazis came back to carry their people away when she left the area."

Marquis sat in mild surprise, a new cape showing up and causing such dramatic upheavals wasn't unheard of, but it certainly was rather rare. Especially considering the strength and skill of his rivals, if what he heard was true the Empire had suffered a rather huge loss. Something he could capitalize on fairly easily.

The man then continued, "Uh the new cape then got into a fight with Butcher... the Butcher was spraying bullets all over the place with her heavy weaponry so me and the others were keeping our heads down. But I heard from one of the other guys when I was leaving that something happened to the Butcher. No one had a good view, and we didn't see a dead body... we think the Butcher teleported away, but she also might be dead..."

Well, Marquis mused, that could be very good news or very bad news. If this new cape killed the Butcher, unless they had some sort of Trump power or something it was likely they'd become one as well. She was already a rather large threat, and the addition of Butcher to a powerful cape would be quite troublesome to deal with. It was likely Butcher had merely escaped, but he'd have to plan for the possibility of the cape or her friend being the new Butcher.

"New girl's a brute of some kind, and she can run real fast on water. She didn't seem fazed at all by bullets, and Hookwolf made some huge scratch noises when he tried to do his 'wolf-saw thing' to her. Purity seemed to singe her a bit, but uh nothing seemed to really hurt her much besides Butcher's pain aura."

"Her friend has that long range explosive power, or shelling. She spent most of her time standing out in the open water, and none of the guys I was with had a binocular or eyeglass so we couldn't make out if she was using some tinker tech or just powers."

Marquis waited a few moments to see if his man would volunteer any more information before replying, "Thank you, I might ask for you again tomorrow for a few more questions on tonight's events, but go reassure your friends and family that you survived the night."

"Yes sir." he said, before quickly leaving the room. Marquis heard him start running not too far away from the door.

Letting out a large sigh, Marquis began planning. If what he had been told was accurate, his biggest criminal rivals, the Nazis and Teeth had suffered large setbacks while he remained mostly unscathed barring any of his men harmed in the dockworkers or in the area. It was likely the independents and small time gangs would start making noise within the next few days, let alone the odds that the Brigade or PRT might go after his organization as the only one unscathed in their eyes. He had a lot of work to do tonight, important work, but that didn't make it any less unpalatable that he'd have to spend another night, and most likely day, away from his daughter.
 
Voting has closed.

@LightMage : You wrote the first omake for this Quest so you get to pick one from the following rewards:
  • Get 2 extra random Resources when next gaining them,
  • Get 1 Resource that you specify when next gaining them, or
  • Choose the main power category (Breaker, Master, Tinker, etc) of the first hero you'll be meeting.
[X] Check your damage and do minor repairs.
No. of Votes: 8
LightMage
Biigoh
cl20
Creticus
Drak4806
Ginger Maniac
Megaolix
veekie

[X] Review your Glorious Prose. (And the Abyss, of course.)
No. of Votes: 1
Arkatekt

Total No. of Voters: 9

Strike one...
 
TURN - A (Not So) Safe Harbor 1.17
[X] Check your damage and do minor repairs.

oOo

You weren't embarrassed.

Really, you told yourself that you weren't. You had been just been testing the attentiveness of your minion. Obviously she had passed with flying colours with the way that she had immediate responded to your entirely intention transmission!

You gave a sigh as that didn't sound convincing even in your own thoughts.

Turning from the ruined dockside you stepping out onto the water, feeling reassured by how the still waters of the harbour felt beneath your feet, and did your best to ignore the heat in your cheeks. Wrapping your arms across your stomach you did your best not to think about how you'd, again, shown yourself to be less than perfect in front of your sole escort.

A lesser ship would have been crushed by this realisation. She might have cried, complained, or denied it. However, as you reminded yourself sternly, you refused to be lesser in any way at all!

(Well, except in sheer cuteness. You had to admit that Puppy had you beat there...)

"I am Darkness," You told the sky at though petitioning it, staring up at the infinite night which was smeared with the city lights, "I am Hate. I AM."

Saying the words out loud like that restored a little of your confidence and, with an imperious nod, you tried to think of something to do before you went to meet with Puppy. It wouldn't do to have her think that you were desperate for company, for reassurance that you weren't alone in the Grey, that you hadn't been abandoned by those who should have gone down with yo-

The sound of cannon fire from across the bay broke you out of your thoughts before you could slip into a suitably intense brooding contemplation of the unfairness and futility of existence. While you couldn't see Puppy nor hear her voice somehow the sound of her cannons spoke volumes about her enthusiastic obedience to your orders.

Focusing on that place beyond the darkness, the place where Puppy stood out as a loyal shadow and the shining shapes of the still slumbering spirits of ships were visible, your breath caught as you realised just what your minion was firing at.

A patrol boat.

For a moment, as you drank in the uniform that the ship-spirit wore, you were filled with hot HATE towards her and delicious glee as you realised that Puppy was playing with the vessel. She was good at it, enjoying it, and a small corner of your mind wondered if 'Kitty' might have been a better name given the almost feline sadism that was being shown.

It wasn't a true naval vessel, not a ship of war, but even a customs boat was close enough to make you want to rush out and join Puppy into tearing her apart!

You stepped forward, hardly heeding either your surroundings on the mini-gun which you held in both hands, when suddenly your unconscious intention ran into the shoals of reality as your leg buckled beneath you.

"Wah!" The sound escaped you involuntarily as you started to fall but, despite your hands being occupied, you managed to catch your balance. Confused about why your body had betrayed you, you stared down at your leg then were enlightened.

"That does explain much," You murmured as you considered the small chunk which was apparently missing from your calf. "But why didn't I notice th-"

You definitely weren't blushing again as the reason came to mind.

Taking a deep breath you decided that you would just have to let Puppy have her fun alone for now. It was probably, debatably, more important for you to sort out what the heck you'd done to yourself. And, specifically, to your damage control.

While you didn't think that you were at risk of sinking, you were sure that you would have noticed internal flooding of all things, you took the precaution of moving back towards the pier and sat down on the edge of the concrete.

One of the figures who had been present earlier was still moving, wriggling around unlike a handful more who were there but sort of leaking, so you focused on not letting your internal monologue about matters slip out by accident. You had already embarrassed yourself once and you really weren't sure what to say about the fashion sense of this one.

For some reason part of you felt that bandages might be an acceptable garment for someone with the right sort of 'firepower', but this female had the figure of a submarine without their adorable look and was wearing those ropes over rather dowdy clothing.

Firmly quashing the urge to preen and show off your 'firepower advantage', you just gave her a curt nod and a quelling look before turning your attention inward.

The most obvious issue was that you had sort of, kinda of, welded shut your damage control and severed all possible means of communication with it. The memory of the flood of what were, you now realised, false reports coming from it made you shudder. Fixing the makeshift 'modification' would be easy you feared that doing so would force you to deal with whatever accumulated agonies might be inside it.

Fixing things up without damage control central though would be quite... difficult.

Putting your mini-gun (MINE!) on your lap you did a manual external inspection while trying to parse the weirdness which were the unfiltered internal reports on your own readiness. Your rudder hadn't been further damaged, although sitting on it as you were probably wasn't the best idea, and your radar was still showing you things no better nor worse than prior to your most recent encounter.

You definitely didn't bite back a tear as you realised that your paintwork had been scuffed horrible, with small pockmarks in the underlying metal denoting a scattering of minor damage, and somehow part of your hair had been shortened to barely an inch by a few shots.

How were you going to present a proper look of a Lady of Darkness if you had what amounted to a partial crew cut?!

Running your hands down over your hips and thighs you only encountered any real issues when your seeking hands found the damage to your calve. You weren't always clear about how damage represented itself externally and internally, but in this case the injured muscle was showing just what you'd done to one of your shafts.

Whichever way you looked at it you really were going to be limping along, at best, until you did some pretty major repair work. Although, you realised, if you did get your Damage Control Central up and running again they could either start on the repairs or jury rig something to help you move at a somewhat closer to normal speed for a while.

From somewhere across the bay you felt it as Puppy, having obviously grown tired of her cat and paralysed mouse, finally sunk the battered and abandoned boat. The eyes of its pitiful little spirit snapped open as the hull sank beneath the surface, her face a rictus of pain and fear as she scrabbled futilely to prevent her decent.

You couldn't help but smile as the darkness seized her, took her and the entire sinking ship in, as her scream became a stream of pretty little bubbles and you eagerly reclaimed a bounty of Ammo, Fuel, and Metal in return.

Your smile became a frown as you suddenly realised that, actually, you were worse off in a way than you'd previously believed. You had known that you'd actually had proper armour but the evidence was there that you had. As was the signs that, at some point, you'd literally cut away vast sections of it as dead weight in a way which would have sunk an actual sh-

Light suddenly flaring around you from above interrupted your contemplation, something that was irritating to say the least, but before you could localise where the darned spotlight was an amplified voice rang out at sufficient volume to make your ears ring.

"BUTCHER!
PLACE DOWN YOUR WEAPON,
RELEASE YOUR HOSTAGE,
AND RAISE YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!!"

What the...?

oOo

Out of the Fog

A (Not So) Safe Harbor 1.17

oOo

You're Not Getting Damage Reports Because DCC Is Down.
You Have Bright Light In Your Eyes.
You Have Moderate Injuries And 'Scuffed Paintwork'.
Minor Damage To Your "Rudder" and Radar.
Major Damage To Your Leg. (Limited To "Walking" Speed.)

oOo

UPDATE: You have gained 1 Ammo, 1 Fuel, and 2 Metal.

What Is Your Response? (Pick One.)
[ ] Attack.
[ ] Flee.
[ ] Quibble.
[ ] Monologue.
[ ] Tango (You do not have time to tango, buddy.)
[ ] (Write-In: One word summing up your reaction)

Optional: A Sentence or Two of Detail on the Response.
[ ] (Write-in.)

Optional: What Repairs Did You Set In Motion? (Pick as many as you wish and can afford.)
[ ] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[ ] Fix brused "rudder". (Costs 1 Fuel)
[ ] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[ ] Jury rig your leg. (Costs 1 Metal.)
--[ ] Partial repairs to your leg (Costs 2 Metal.)
[ ] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[ ] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
 
[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"

[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)

Well, spend 1 of all our resource types leaving us with 1 in everything for a proper reaction for... something.

Fixes the most important things, hair+paintwork.
AND EQUIPS OUR NEW WEAPON PROPERLY.

Omake... soon? Maybe. Either a future DARK LADY LEADER - CHARISMA BREAK JOKE one, or an ANGRY DANNY DOCKWORKER POV one.

Also the wording sounds hammy and like Mouse Protector so I don't think they'll assume we've killed her.
Ya know, maybe. My main goal is to get out of any visible area and try and get us to somewhere quite where we can do some proper repair work.
 
We punched the other ship girl so hard she exploded, so clearly they recognize that we are a Butcher of shipgirls. This label is completely appropriate and we should not ever dispute it.

[X] Monologue.
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)

I want to get real repairs going, but we might be in another fight soon, and a flood of pain would ruin our monologue. This set of repairs leaves us able to accurately aim the rotary cannon and lets us keep enough material to jury rig our leg later.
 
[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"

Optional: What Repairs Did You Set In Motion? (Pick as many as you wish and can afford.)
[X] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[X] Partial repairs to your leg (Costs 2 Metal.)

I would rather work on the more critical damage myself.
 
[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRIUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"

I assume Quibbling is more complaining and Monologue is something else. Or am I wrong, @Merior ?

Also.


[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)

That'll teach them to tell us to put down the weapon! :V I'm not saying this is a good idea, I"m saying I'm going to enjoy it. V:
 
There is only one possible response.

[x] Quibble.

We are not called "Butcher". Precisely what our actual name may be, the thread has yet to confirm, but it definitely isn't Butcher. We are the greatest flagship ever, after all, and deserve a better title than something so common and vulgar.
 
Fair enough, I'm worrying about yelling in pain that might ruin any er, dialogues that are currently going on.
But combat effectiveness is important!

I'm assuming quibble is to disagree and engage in dialogue, where-as monologue is to simply talk about how great we are, the darkness in our heart, ectera and pay no heed to their words.
 
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