Do we even know who's Butcher? Since i surely don't :V

Well i know it, don't which Butcher though.
The question is not invalid.
That said, we may be silly, but we're not unintelligent (I think). We may assume the silly hoomans mistook us for the girl with the rather nice minigun, who is apparently called Butcher.
Not the best name, but what can you do?
 
By...?
I assume Quibbling is more complaining and Monologue is something else. Or am I wrong, @Merior ?
I'm assuming quibble is to disagree and engage in dialogue, where-as monologue is to simply talk about how great we are, the darkness in our heart, ectera and pay no heed to their words.
To quibble is, unless I'm mistaken, to disagree especially about a small point.

(Without additions to the contrary "Quibble" will probably include the protagonist arguing that she can't do all three simultaneously. Or that she doesn't have a hostage, she has a minion called Puppy. Or that she isn't holding a hostage, just a gun.)

Do we even know who's Butcher?
Not really. The protagonist might guess semi-randomly though.
 
[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"

[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)

There's no way this could end badly. I am only disappointed that we cannot also complain that the weapon seems a bit small in caliber. Really, it's not a proper gun until it's at least firing 40mm, and those are peashooters!
 
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[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"

[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
 
[X] Quibble.
-[X] HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RADIATE DARKNESS WITH THIS BLASTED LIGHT ON!

[X] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[X] Grit your teeth and stay strong and ENDURE!
--[X] Partial repairs to your leg (Costs 2 Metal.)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)

edit.
reserved 1 fuel to share with Puppy.
 
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[X] Plan Bii
[X] Monologue.
--[X] "I am the DARKNESSS!" "The GRIM REAPER of all life!" "Fear me! and yield now!"
[X] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[X] Grit your teeth and stay strong and ENDURE!
--[X] Jury rig your leg. (Costs 1 Metal.)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
 
[X] Quibble.

[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
 
I don't see why the protagonist would know the lady we punchsploded was named Butcher. It makes more sense that this is a thing they labeled us than that they are assuming we are a totally different person. Anyways, rolling with the idea that we are a Butcher of Ships just seems more in keeping with the assumptions and speeches the protag makes to me.
 
Well, process of elimination makes it that, we AREN'T the Butcher.

Puppy obviously isn't the Butcher...

And meaningless Mook guys obviously don't have titles...

So of course the Ship-Woman-Person we just beat has to be The Butcher.

They probably just can't tell we're a different person because of the bright light. Honestly, shining bright lights all over the place how can they see anything!? :V
 
@Merior the latest update isn't threadmarked.
Oops? Thank you for the reminder.
And uh, will we be getting an image picture for our protagonist (or am I blind have just missed it thus far?).
There hasn't been one as of yet, but I have been looking to see if any appear. While I've found Abyssal fan art galleries (specifically ones like 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 plus this) nothing jumps out at me as fitting her.

(It doesn't help that her class is rather hazy which is a protagonist benefit I'm allowing her.)

I am leaning towards something like this sans separate turrets to be the look for your Eager Puppy though.
 
Well, process of elimination makes it that, we AREN'T the Butcher.

Puppy obviously isn't the Butcher...
Well starting from the top Puppy has killed ships, and ships are people, and thus she could be a butcher. More importantly though the protagonist has killed a BUNCH of meat people. We were massacring the Empire mooks, killed a few of their parahumans, and then punched the new ship girl so hard she exploded. If we didn't already know there was a parahuman named Butcher in town it would be an incredibly apt name for her.
 
Well starting from the top Puppy has killed ships, and ships are people, and thus she could be a butcher. More importantly though the protagonist has killed a BUNCH of meat people. We were massacring the Empire mooks, killed a few of their parahumans, and then punched the new ship girl so hard she exploded. If we didn't already know there was a parahuman named Butcher in town it would be an incredibly apt name for her.

That's assuming we recall what the word Butcher means. :V
Lost for Words
Your time in the fog has caused you to forget many key concepts and words. Hopefully they'll come back to you.

More seriously, we're too darkness, ladylike, and elegant for such a crude term. The Chuuni is strong with this one!
 
[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"

Optional: What Repairs Did You Set In Motion? (Pick as many as you wish and can afford.)
[X] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[X] Partial repairs to your leg (Costs 2 Metal.)
 
[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"

[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
 
[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"

Optional: What Repairs Did You Set In Motion? (Pick as many as you wish and can afford.)
[X] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[X] Partial repairs to your leg (Costs 2 Metal.)
 
Voting has closed.

No update tonight, due to a disagreeable day, but I should have one up tomorrow.
[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"
[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
No. of Votes: 4
LightMage
Akritedes
ltmauve
Xyzarach

[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"
[X] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[X] Partial repairs to your leg (Costs 2 Metal.)
No. of Votes: 3
Megaolix
Jrin
veekie

[X] Plan Bii
[X] Monologue.
--[X] "I am the DARKNESSS!" "The GRIM REAPER of all life!" "Fear me! and yield now!"
[X] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[X] Grit your teeth and stay strong and ENDURE!
--[X] Jury rig your leg. (Costs 1 Metal.)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
No. of Votes: 2
Plan: ◈Bii

Biigoh
Happerry

[X] Monologue.
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
No. of Votes: 1
mc2rpg

[X] Quibble.
-[X] "I HAVE BESTED THE WEAKLING KNOWN AS THE BUTCHER, SHE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY MIGHTY DARKNESS, AND I HAVE CLAIMED HER RATHER NICE ROTARY WEAPON IN TRIUMPH."
--[X] "...and uh what hostage?"
[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
No. of Votes: 1
Twei

[x] Quibble.
No. of Votes: 1
Ginger Maniac

[X] Quibble.
-[X] HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RADIATE DARKNESS WITH THIS BLASTED LIGHT ON!
[X] Undo DCC modification. (costs 1 Fuel. May cause flood of pain.)
--[X] Grit your teeth and stay strong and ENDURE!
--[X] Partial repairs to your leg (Costs 2 Metal.)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
No. of Votes: 1
wtdtd

[X] Quibble.
[X] Fix paintwork and hair. (Costs 1 Fuel)
[X] Ready the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Ammo.)
--[X] Mount the Rotary Cannon Thingy. (Costs 1 Metal.)
No. of Votes: 1
Arkatekt

Total No. of Voters: 14
 
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