[X] That Gun. (Mounting it might be a pain.)
[X] No. Save it to share with Puppy.
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It was love at first sight.
You knew that it wouldn't last, that it would be a brief relationship that would end all too soon, but for now you felt a warmth in your boilers and a lump in your throat as you took in the beauty before you.
It was obvious that there had been someone before you, a silly type who didn't know how precious what they had tossed aside really was, but you didn't care. Waking over you knelt down then brave a first gentle touch.
When you stood you were cradling your new love in your arms and you couldn't stop smiling at the connection you felt. You didn't really have the right words to sum up the emotions you felt, but you tried anyway...
"Now I have a
machine gun!" You announced, ignoring for the moment that it was technically a rotatory cannon, then tried to give a suitably crazed laugh, "Ho-ho-ho!"
It'd take a crowbar (applied somewhere painful) to have wiped the grin off of your face as you hefted the weapon, which was perhaps as long as you were tall, and pointed it towards various nearby would-be targets. The corner of a cargo container, the still visible mast of a mostly sunken ship, the light at the top of a radio tower...
"Pew! Pew! Pew!" You murmured as you experimented with how best to aim your new toy. It wasn't exactly a heavy weapon, far lighter than even what Puppy wielded, but in comparison to your previous lack you were very happy with your new relationship.
There was the concern that you didn't have it mounted properly, the lack of
Metal making that currently impossible, but if the ship-girl you'd punched out of existence had managed to fire it when it was just held in her hands then you could too.
It couldn't be that
hard if she could do it, right?
From across the bay you heard how Puppy was enjoying herself, both from the sound of her cannons firing at a measured pace as she shelled one of the trapped ships and from the way the happy murmurs she was making over the radio. You didn't think that she actually knew she was speaking 'out loud', but given how you'd worried her you decided not to bring it up just yet.
Looking over the sight of your fight you winced a little at the sight. You didn't object to the craters in the concrete, making this pier almost unusable, nor the sticky red bits and pieces of the fleshy people you'd been fight. Seeing your own monochrome fluids though, the black oil with its rainbow sheen and the white stuff that you knew less about the use of, made you shiver briefly.
"I'm of the Darkness," You murmured to remind yourself of the truth, "I'm of the Abyssal, I'm a Glorious Leader Born To Cause The Despair And Lamentations Of My Enemies."
Straightening your shoulders you raised your new weapon high in one hand as you raised your voice.
"I am the Greater One, the Flagship of My Fleet," You said with growing confidence, "My enemies shall want to sink themselves in terror rather than face me and I shall not allow... permit them that chance to flee before I crush them like the mere
row boats they are."
"You are?"
"Yes, I am Terror of the Seas!" You cried out, brandishing the gun for emphasis, "Bang! Bang! Bang! My enemies shall fall, shattered wrecks, and they will now the darkness before I feed them to the Abyss."
"Really? That's amazing."
"Truly," You affirm, a smile coming to your lips despite yourself. "I shall be the Queen of Fear and Darkness, I shall begin to shrill and cry, to tell those young would-be slayers that today they
too shall die!"
"Does that mean I don't get to sink this ship?"
"Of course not," You say indulgently, "I said you coul-"
You stopped as you realised that you weren't talking to some hypothetical audience from your own imagination.
"Do I get to sink it?" Puppy prompted again over your shared channel then reluctantly added, "I mean, it's sort of taking on water and I've put a few little holes in it but if you want to actually do it in...?"
"Erm... Um..." It was a tempting offer, but you were more worried about the fact that Puppy had actually heard your monologue. It wasn't ready, it was just off the cuff, you hadn't even had proper cue cards to read off! "
"No," You said as you forced yourself to sound more composed. "It is my gift to you, my dearest Minion, so you may have that honour. Let her sink, let her fall, her be claimed by the Abyss. I... Just don't listen to the radio for a bit, enjoy yourself, and I'll head over to meet up with you soon. Okay?"
You caught motion out of the corner of your eye and, turning to look, you spotted that there was one of the squishy types from the fight who were still moving. That was someone who had heard you giving that sub-par prep talk to yourself and if you just left him then...
"Okay, Boss." Puppy said, her worries quelled and happiness returning, "Have fun... And that was a really cool speech."
Before you could respond there was a soft mental 'click' and you could somehow tell that Puppy was no longer sending nor receiving.
While confident in yourself once more (just as you should be!) your cheeks were still hot with embarrassment and you weren't quite sure what to do next. You had planned on going to head off immediately to meet up with Puppy, but your words might have implied that you had something else to do so she might ask awkward questions if you arrived too quickly.
A few possibilities came to mind though for how to occupy yourself. There were some sirens coming from not too far away that you could look into, you could just try sorting out your internal damage control while you had time, you could see if you could make your enemies properly quail by giving a better version of your speech over a public frequency...
You pouted.
It wasn't supposed to be hard working out how to waste time!
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Out of the Fog
A (Not So) Safe Harbor 1.16
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You're Not Getting Damage Reports.
Not Even About the Lack of Damage Reports.
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UPDATE: The weapon "Rotary Cannon Thingy" has been added to your character notes.
How Will You Occupy Yourself? (Pick one.)
[ ] Check your damage and do minor repairs.
[ ] Do a speech over the radio.
[ ] Perform repairs. (Costs 1 Metal.) Unavailable.
[ ] Go find out what the sirens are for.
[ ] Play with your new toy.
[ ] Review your Glorious Prose. (And the Abyss, of course.)
[ ] <Write-in : Single action not already covered.>