It's too late Shade, I already knew what "Maid-Head" stood for. The Internet has already corrupted my feeble and innocent mind a long time ago.
On the subject of mind corruption, there is another book you could write that would influence the young and impressionable nobles. Captain Planet.
Just change the Elemental Rings with the Royal Rings, the nationalities with Kingdoms (Wind-Albion, Water-Tristain, etc), the heroes can be the princes and the princesses of the Kingdoms, Gaia can be Brimir and Captain Planet can be Captain Sasha, Brimir's 'totally-not-an-elf' familiar or for extra lolz, Magical Girl Karin-chan, a tiny pink haired girl with a frilly dress who spreads happiness and fluff to all citizens of Halkeginia. The Ring of Love can be changed to Faith, it's carrier being a fallen noble named Tiffania.
The enemies can be heretics and elves who are trying to conquer Halkeginia, saved just in the nick of time by the brave followers of Brimir. Once you have gathered a fan base and you are no longer under scrutiny, start adding some tiny changes to influence your yet untouched by religion young audience.
Like revealing Tiffania to be a half-elf and passing the message that race doesn't define a person's personality, Sasha or Karin telling them a story about the nature of man and teaching the true values of what a noble should do, the elves revealing that they attacked Halkeginia, because they are afraid of humans killing them all in the future and teaching that hate and fear can have unfortunate consequences, the heretics being revolutionaries that tried to take advantage of the elven attacks and overthrow the kingdoms.
You have a wellspring of knowledge inside your head, Shade. Use it for propaganda good.