Well, no, it doesn't happen in real life. Transforming into little girls isn't something that happens IRL.
I meant if people IRL looked at little kid underwear, actually, not that /and/ TF'd into said girl. The behavior in general just...baffles me, as far as motivation goes.
For all they knew I had been horse riding in a sort of André-infused mania, or gone train my familiar to collect reagents.
gone off to train

Wonder which book that 'maid-head' one is parodying? The argonian maid, from TES, perhaps?
 
Obviously no one believes you.
No he's legit Italian. Don't believe me? You can check out his published book on Amazon (? I think) called The Investigator and The Case of the Missing Brain which has his (Italian!) name on the cover.

Of course since I knew him first as Shadenight instead of his RL name whenever I see his RL name my brain automatically substitutes it with his "real" name of Shade. :V
 
Wonder which book that 'maid-head' one is parodying? The argonian maid, from TES, perhaps?

You sweet summer child.

...

It's a pun on "Maiden Head" which is an old name for Hymen. and "Head Maid," which is the maid that leads the other maids.

...

There, your corruption is now advancing.

Join us, we have lewd thoughts.
 
Shade, you know plagiarism is bad right? Why must you make these poor authors of yore weep at your thefts? For shame!

True freedom is found in writing your own stories!
 
Man this freedom obsession is getting a bit out there? Like semi-first world style problems? I don't know he struggles vigorously for his independence over seemingly minor thing and seems to lose grace for the bound of major things. And when it seems to come for really big things the angst chokes sympathy especially as it seems oddly times to contrast to major serious business that's a part of your station and required for the maintenance of everyone you claim to love.

Like you're in a cage of gold and all. But hormone may be what they are but your not a kid twice over and live depend on you ya know.
Stress is bad but could seriousness in things that could get people killed kill ya? Like you must worry your mom so.
 
Really, I'm looking forward to Shade voicing his thoughts on Karin's 'Rule of Steel', possibly using the prefix 'Thrice-damned' or thereabouts. He needs to make himself no longer at her mercy first, mind you, but really, she went way overboard with the whole noble dignity thing and really should be called out on it by someone.
 
If he dies and his soul will not rest then his familiar will bring him back to life to battle the injustices of the world.

Or the crow is one of those martial arts master bird people from Japanese legend
 
I will continue to maintain that Raven has/is a little girl in form and mind and Henry is unknowingly corrupting her innocent mind with sugary treats and his secret writing projects.
I picture Papi from Monmusu, except in black instead of blue.

"If you could shapechange the whole time, why didn't you?"
"Didn't feel like it."
 
"Excellent deduction, Raven-tson,"
I'm sorry, but did you mean Raven-chan?

WHOOPS! DIDN'T HEAR THAT OVER THE SOUND OF MY NEW HEADCANON!
"Missed you! Missed you!" Raven cawed, making me d'aw deep inside.
So... Under angst filled veins and coffee enslaved heart, there is still a piece that likes cutesy things?
But hormone may be what they are but your not a kid twice over and live depend on you ya know.
"Lives depend on you" is the shittiest argument for losing all emotion, forever, bar none.

So because lives depend on him he's not supposed to like any stuff he can do far away from Karin? He's basically had to control and hold himself back for most of two decades and he's melodramatic as fuck from the Halkeginian environment. (Probably. I'm not sure how natural it is for Shade to be so spontaneous, so I'm not going off of previous stories.)
 
Man this freedom obsession is getting a bit out there? Like semi-first world style problems? I don't know he struggles vigorously for his independence over seemingly minor thing and seems to lose grace for the bound of major things. And when it seems to come for really big things the angst chokes sympathy especially as it seems oddly times to contrast to major serious business that's a part of your station and required for the maintenance of everyone you claim to love.

Like you're in a cage of gold and all. But hormone may be what they are but your not a kid twice over and live depend on you ya know.
Stress is bad but could seriousness in things that could get people killed kill ya? Like you must worry your mom so.
Ignoring how, where, when and if Shade made a mistake in the actual presentation of this theme in this story, the thing is that freedom is a very potent theme for many stories. Again this doesn't mean that freedom is portrayed well in any given story, only that it is a generally good concept to tie in to the story.

For example let's consider David Eddings, Tolkien, and JK Rowling.

Each of them has a moment where freedom becomes an important point in at least one scene. Harry Potter for example had the freedom to choose what he want's to do, but this doesn't mean that his choices are without consequences or free from the realities of the world. In LOTR there are a number of scenes where it is freedom of choice that the main cast does what they do such as the choice to continue on the journey. In the Belgarion and Mellarion, it was noted that while the hero could have been free (from destiny or his royal duties) in another time and another place, this doesn't mean that he would have been as happy as if he was caged*.

This is a very bare bones synopsis to save time, but the concept of freedom does in theory tie in well with most stories. For example the Noble's Obligation as presented is very much something that the theme of freedom can be used with to enhance the story. The freedom of choice to do what we believe is right and the freedom to choose our way of life are both really important things to the average reader that this story can take advantage off. That we fail or are unable to do so in real life is somewhat not relevant as the idea that we do have that choice if we care to use it.


*Specifically he was 'free' to choose yes or no, but quite frankly using that freedom would be 'BAD' for both himself and the people he cares about in many many ways.
 
I meant if people IRL looked at little kid underwear, actually, not that /and/ TF'd into said girl. The behavior in general just...baffles me, as far as motivation goes.

Well that revelation makes my previous answer a lot more creepy sounding than intended.

I had actually took your question to mean "Do people dress up as the opposite sex and look at themselves in the mirror while doing lewd things?"
 
It's a pun on "Maiden Head" which is an old name for Hymen. and "Head Maid," which is the maid that leads the other maids.

...

There, your corruption is now advancing.

Join us, we have lewd thoughts.

It's too late Shade, I already knew what "Maid-Head" stood for. The Internet has already corrupted my feeble and innocent mind a long time ago.

On the subject of mind corruption, there is another book you could write that would influence the young and impressionable nobles. Captain Planet.

Just change the Elemental Rings with the Royal Rings, the nationalities with Kingdoms (Wind-Albion, Water-Tristain, etc), the heroes can be the princes and the princesses of the Kingdoms, Gaia can be Brimir and Captain Planet can be Captain Sasha, Brimir's 'totally-not-an-elf' familiar or for extra lolz, Magical Girl Karin-chan, a tiny pink haired girl with a frilly dress who spreads happiness and fluff to all citizens of Halkeginia. The Ring of Love can be changed to Faith, it's carrier being a fallen noble named Tiffania.

The enemies can be heretics and elves who are trying to conquer Halkeginia, saved just in the nick of time by the brave followers of Brimir. Once you have gathered a fan base and you are no longer under scrutiny, start adding some tiny changes to influence your yet untouched by religion young audience.

Like revealing Tiffania to be a half-elf and passing the message that race doesn't define a person's personality, Sasha or Karin telling them a story about the nature of man and teaching the true values of what a noble should do, the elves revealing that they attacked Halkeginia, because they are afraid of humans killing them all in the future and teaching that hate and fear can have unfortunate consequences, the heretics being revolutionaries that tried to take advantage of the elven attacks and overthrow the kingdoms.

You have a wellspring of knowledge inside your head, Shade. Use it for propaganda good.
 
It's too late Shade, I already knew what "Maid-Head" stood for. The Internet has already corrupted my feeble and innocent mind a long time ago.

On the subject of mind corruption, there is another book you could write that would influence the young and impressionable nobles. Captain Planet.

Just change the Elemental Rings with the Royal Rings, the nationalities with Kingdoms (Wind-Albion, Water-Tristain, etc), the heroes can be the princes and the princesses of the Kingdoms, Gaia can be Brimir and Captain Planet can be Captain Sasha, Brimir's 'totally-not-an-elf' familiar or for extra lolz, Magical Girl Karin-chan, a tiny pink haired girl with a frilly dress who spreads happiness and fluff to all citizens of Halkeginia. The Ring of Love can be changed to Faith, it's carrier being a fallen noble named Tiffania.

The enemies can be heretics and elves who are trying to conquer Halkeginia, saved just in the nick of time by the brave followers of Brimir. Once you have gathered a fan base and you are no longer under scrutiny, start adding some tiny changes to influence your yet untouched by religion young audience.

Like revealing Tiffania to be a half-elf and passing the message that race doesn't define a person's personality, Sasha or Karin telling them a story about the nature of man and teaching the true values of what a noble should do, the elves revealing that they attacked Halkeginia, because they are afraid of humans killing them all in the future and teaching that hate and fear can have unfortunate consequences, the heretics being revolutionaries that tried to take advantage of the elven attacks and overthrow the kingdoms.

You have a wellspring of knowledge inside your head, Shade. Use it for propaganda good.
You do realize that if he wants to actually publish these stories he pretty much will need approval of the church? Or rather, at least avoid putting anything too heretical there so it doesn't get banished and he looked badly by the religious authorities.
 
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