How about Matilda de Sachsen-Gotha then? Sure her family is currently considered disgraced, but her farther was an Archduke of Albion, so they got to have some ties to the royalty. On the bonus side you would have two Void mages in the family that way.
That would depend if Mathilda's actually in Tristain right now and not up in Albion. IIRC, she was the latest of Ormond's many secretaries and was recently hired when canon starts... 8 years from now.

So she's probably either trying to survive in the wilderness with Tiffania, or just beginning to build her Fouquet persona.
Except a bastard by Henry would be the ideal situation for a golddigger, so there is huge incentive for a girl to lie to him about taking contraceptives and refuse to get an abortion in the event of pregenancy.
  1. Does not adress the squick factor
  2. If you're talking about actual money, the girl's family would actually lose more, because dowry.
  3. There would be no political gain too, since this was an illicit union founded on trickery, and not a legit pre-arranged engagement
  4. You forget that Henry's mom is the Heavy Fucking Wind. That's like some no-name girl trying to go golddigger on one of Don Corleone's sons.
Your mistake is trying to compare the said theoretical situation on modern standards and sensibilities.
 
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This needs to happen. Confuse the fuck out of the Japanese schoolboy with your references Shade. Insert them into all of your conversations with him and when you're warning him about breaking your sisters heart use a frightening one.

"Say, Saito was it? You ever been to the docks before? It's great, you should really take Louise with you sometime. But as her big brother I guess it's my obligation to tell you that if you dare break her heart, well..

Nice boat."
 
  1. Does not adress the squick factor
  2. If you're talking about actual money, the girl's family would actually lose more, because dowry.
  3. There would be no political gain too, since this was an illicit union founded on trickery, and not a legit pre-arranged engagement
  4. You forget that Henry's mom is the Heavy Fucking Wind. That's like some no-name girl trying to go golddigger on one of Don Corleone's sons.
Your mistake is trying to compare the said theoretical situation on modern standards and sensibilities.
1. Believe me I wish this was squick enough to not be plausible.
2. Still gets to marry into one of the most powerful families in Tristain. That dowry's not a loss its a fucking investment.
3. Says Henry... but of course he'd claim that since he doesn't want to take responsibility. That would be entirely a he said/she said argument, without a confession there is simply no way to prove who is telling the truth in that situation.
4. Have you seen the way she acts around babies? Henry doesn't even need to marry the baby momma for her to be set for life, no grandchildren of Karin's is going to be left out in the cold when she could be cooing at it instead.
Your mistake is trying to compare the said theoretical situation on modern standards and sensibilities.
Modern sensibilities are what would let Henry state he was decieved and chose not to be involved with the bastard at all. Wedlock is not a modern invention.
 
This needs to happen, not just a School Days reference but plenty of references to Japanese culture and entertainment.
The look on Saito's face as he tries to figure out how Henry knows these things would be hilarious.

Saito would likely ask Henry if he knew anyone from Japan. If Henry denies that, its also possible Saito would then ask if Henry knew someone from anywhere on earth.
 
I wonder if the academy's infirmary is prepared to give students "the talk" if so needed. Because a nice, motherly, very patient nurse explaining the birds and bees to Gramont would be awesome. :p
 
(Notice, Consider Canon at your own decision. I will not remark on it.)
Apropos of nothing, I'll consider it canon just because of that!

Hah, I'm so devious! :V
This needs to happen. Confuse the fuck out of the Japanese schoolboy with your references Shade. Insert them into all of your conversations with him and when you're warning him about breaking your sisters heart use a frightening one.
"If you dare hurt Louise, I'll have your heart."



... Yeah, that's a weak reference. Perhaps mimic the lead up (from the fifth minute)? Nah, kinda too generic to be recognized specifically as an anime reference.
Have you seen the way she acts around babies? Henry doesn't even need to marry the baby momma for her to be set for life, no grandchildren of Karin's is going to be left out in the cold when she could be cooing at it instead.
Dude, your entire argument is based on a girl not taking contraceptives and Shade not being a cynic and Shade not taking one himself.
 
Folks.

Folks.

Drop the squick arguments right now.

Until the age is legal, I want to hear none of it.

Not even theories.

Ye don't wanna get the mods in this thread, do ya? Cuz I don't wanna get the darn police in da thread, ye scullywags~
 
Was this a Harry Potter thing? Was this really so similar, and I hadn't noticed until now? Was he going to start handing out the points based on personal preference? Fifty points to House Gramont, for the gift of panties! One hundred points to house Valliere, for cleansing the heresy from the first years' minds! I had to suppress a giggle.

Wait a minute.

"Boring," Anthoine muttered, "When is he going to finish? I'm famished,"

Are you seriously.....

"Shouldn't you be ashamed as a noble?" a stiff, formal voice came from my side, where a lanky looking teenager had a bad case of narrowed in displeasure eyes. "We're no longer children who need to be cuddled by someone else," he huffed, "André de Brienne would rather die than let someone take care of him-"

Oh yes. Yes, yes, YES! Shade, I can see what you are doing here and I definetely approve.

You are making a Harry Potter theme of adventures during your years of Tristain, aren't you? Don't try to deny it, the evidence is right here:

Henry Valliere = Harry Potter

Antoine Gramont = Ron Weasley

Andre de Brienne = Hermione Granger or Draco Malfoy

Wardes = Percy Weasley or Cedric Diggory

Camille Du Tremelle = Milicent Bulstrode

And the red headed first year will either be Ginny or previously mentioned Hermione. God, I can see the book titles right before my Third Eye:

Henry Valliere and the Staff of Destruction (Henry wants the staff for mass-production and satisfaction of inner chuuni).

Henry Valliere and the Chamber of Erotic Material (Henry has enough of Antoine's "innocence" and is trying to get him books from the vault).

Henry Valliere and the Prisoner of the Heavy Wind (Karin gets wind of Henry's shenanigans and places him under house arrest. His friends attempt a daring rescue).

Henry Valliere and the Goblet of Wine (Henry loves wine so much that he wants to make his own vineyard. Cue Breaking Bad situation where he makes a secret lab for the creation of the perfect fermented wine).

Henry Valliere and the Half-Blood Elf (Henry's vineyard explodes after a "disagreement" with a rival winemaker. He wakes up next to Tiffania and Matilda and decides to help them regain their noble status as thanks).

Henry Valliere and the Deathly Seeds (Henry finds out that coffee is a thing in this universe, but the seeds grow only on Rub' al Khali, a dangerous and inhospitable place for even magic users. Cue epic journey with his life-long friends to get the holy seeds).

"Your grace...Henry," Anthoine said with wide eyes. "Are you sure you can handle it?"

Oh, Antroine, if only you knew. Shade is an Italian, which means that even the strongest of wines is like cold water to him. That and espressos.

I, Henry Philippe de La Blois de la Valliere shall show you the way.

Still Henry, be careful and:



Ye don't wanna get the mods in this thread, do ya? Cuz I don't wanna get the darn police in da thread, ye scullywags~

 
Wait a minute.



Are you seriously.....



Oh yes. Yes, yes, YES! Shade, I can see what you are doing here and I definetely approve.

You are making a Harry Potter theme of adventures during your years of Tristain, aren't you? Don't try to deny it, the evidence is right here:

Henry Valliere = Harry Potter

Antoine Gramont = Ron Weasley

Andre de Brienne = Hermione Granger or Draco Malfoy

Wardes = Percy Weasley or Cedric Diggory

Camille Du Tremelle = Milicent Bulstrode

And the red headed first year will either be Ginny or previously mentioned Hermione. God, I can see the book titles right before my Third Eye:

Henry Valliere and the Staff of Destruction (Henry wants the staff for mass-production and satisfaction of inner chuuni).

Henry Valliere and the Chamber of Erotic Material (Henry has enough of Antoine's "innocence" and is trying to get him books from the vault).

Henry Valliere and the Prisoner of the Heavy Wind (Karin gets wind of Henry's shenanigans and places him under house arrest. His friends attempt a daring rescue).

Henry Valliere and the Goblet of Wine (Henry loves wine so much that he wants to make his own vineyard. Cue Breaking Bad situation where he makes a secret lab for the creation of the perfect fermented wine).

Henry Valliere and the Half-Blood Elf (Henry's vineyard explodes after a "disagreement" with a rival winemaker. He wakes up next to Tiffania and Matilda and decides to help them regain their noble status as thanks).

Henry Valliere and the Deathly Seeds (Henry finds out that coffee is a thing in this universe, but the seeds grow only on Rub' al Khali, a dangerous and inhospitable place for even magic users. Cue epic journey with his life-long friends to get the holy seeds).



Oh, Antroine, if only you knew. Shade is an Italian, which means that even the strongest of wines is like cold water to him. That and espressos.



Still Henry, be careful and:






Henry's adventure is so epic nobody realizes his schooling was supposed to last only three years until all seven years of adventures had passed.
 
Camille Du Tremelle, heiress of the Du Tremelle lands, was the daughter of the Marquess Du Tremelle, a pretty important lord in charge of some of the most fertile lands of Tristain. Now, that fertility had apparently translated into spawning what could only be described as the Michelin man on steroids, because Camille Du Tremelle wasn't just a jolly young lady, but also had the sizes of a sumo wrestler, if with the height of a fifteen years old girl.

She was, bluntly put, a barrel on legs.
To paraphrase a joke from another fic:

"She can only marry into a Great House. She will fit into no other."
 
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Eighteen

The bed I slept in was so comfortable, I wondered why I had to wake up. Then the realization dawned to me that it was school time, and so I slithered my way out of the bed, and dropped my face against the floor with a soft thunk noise. I grumbled softly under my breath, crawling my path to the water basin over the drawer, pulling my body and then dropping my face straight into the water with a gurgle.

I pulled my head out of the water basin before I ended up drowning, and rubbed my eyes a bit, yawning softly. I quite calmly began to dress up, ensuring everything was exactly as it should be had servants done the job. By the time the servant actually came in, and found me dressed, his eyes widened in disbelief.

"Y-Your grace," he said in a half whimper, "I apologize for being late-"

"If anyone asks," I grumbled, "You dressed me up," I said with a snort. "Now...is breakfast ready?"

"Your grace?" the man murmured in disbelief. "You aren't... angry?"

"No," I said with a sigh. It was a bit sad that dressing up myself had become a dream of mine rather than not. "Now show me the way to the breakfast table? I need something solid in my stomach before I decide to actually start thinking properly."

"As you wish, your grace." The man bowed, and then showed me the way out of the room and through the hallways that the night before I distinctively remembered trudging through. He brought me to my seat at the breakfast table, and as I sat down, I realized I was the first to arrive, barring the teachers.

I smiled and made a cheerful wave in their direction, to which Osmond replicated with an equally cheerful wave back.

Dumbledore expy, confirmed. Now, who was Snape out of all of them? The Wind professor seemed the most likely candidate, and he did have a name too, but I couldn't remember it. Shortly after, the third years arrived, faster to dress up than the second or the first years. In the end, I gave a grin to Wardes when I saw him enter, and he returned it, but we didn't exchange words.

"Henry...why?" Anthoine asked quite poignantly as he took a seat in front of me, the black rings around his eyes showcasing his lack of sleep. "Did I do something to offend you?"

"Anthoine...you asked," I replied. "And then you kept asking."

"Last night me was a horrible person," Anthoine mumbled, rubbing his eyelids. "He really was horrible," Anthoine whined. "Henry, please, go back in time and beat up old me."

I giggled, and shook my head. "Now, now, let bygones be bygones, Anthoine." I smiled as André de Brienne sat down by my side once more, much to Anthoine's apparent displeasure. "Oh, André, how fares your crusade against slacking off in this fine morning?"

André raised both eyebrows, "I...well. It fares well, Henry," he mumbled, furrowing his brows the next second. "I thought..."

"What?" I grinned. "That you'd be spared my friendship? Tut-tut, André," I smiled, "Don't you know? Friendship is magic, and I like to make friends."

Anthoine snorted, "Friendship...is magic? Damn Henry, I should use it...your eyes are magical, my fair lady-no, no, our friendship, my dear lady, is magical, but perhaps if we bring it closer we might see..."

"The stars fly high in the sky under these brilliant moons of ours, that yet pale to the beauty of your eyes," I continued gently, a hand touching my chest and the other slightly extended. "How does that sound, Anthoine?"

"Admit it, you are corresponding with Gascon!" Anthoine shot out with a smirk on his lips, "He sunk his claws in you too, didn't he? My friend, Henry, come back!"

The hazel-haired girl by Anthoine's side giggled lightly, a hand covering her mouth.

I centered my eyes on her, a smile on my face, "Oh? Are we laughing at my expenses, young miss?" and as I said that, the girl's eyes widened and she paled. I kept my smile on. "Now, now, don't be afraid," I continued with a charming grin. "Name's Henry, the one by your side is Anthoine, and the one by my side is André...what is your name, fair miss?"

"H-Henriette," she whispered demurely, "De...Joyeuse."

"Ah," I said with a nod, "Quite a nice name," I said with another nod, "Come on, don't be afraid. I promise I don't bite, and Anthoine's fainting spells are just part of his unusual charm."

"The unusual one here is you, Henry," André de Brienne said. The servants began to serve the food even as I simply shrugged André's words off.

"Josephine-isn't Valliere the most charming..." I shuddered as Camille spoke in her hushed whispers to her friend of sorts. Why, Du Tremelle? Why don't you just come close and talk to me? So that I may shatter your crush and grant myself respite? Well, not really crush, as much as politely make it clear that I will not have anything to do with you unless I am forced, and even then, I will need to have my mother use her Heavy Wind at least thrice.

Josephine de Martinique was Camille's friend, a strangely normal girl who perhaps really was childhood friends with Camille, but simply mostly content in nodding at everything Camille said. She wasn't under the Du Tremelle house, nor were her parents vassals of the Du Tremelle. Maybe there was some good in Camille's personality if she managed to hold on to a friend, or perhaps it was Josephine who was trying to suckle up to the barrel-on-legs.

As it turned out, the first class of the day was with Miss Chevreuse, the Red Clay. I took a seat in the last row, tried to sink and hide most of my body behind the student in front of me, and then activated my stealth field of absolute non-existence.

"Good morning," Chevreuse said with a chipper tone, her wand already out. "Now, how many of you have been taught the basic cantrips of the Founder? Lighting a candle, turning it off, levitating-"

Cantrips weren't elementally-coded, though one might think the opposite. Levitation wasn't Flight, and Dot-level spells weren't cantrips. One could turn on a candle with a Cantrip, or burn the wax off a candle with a Dot-Level fire spell. Cantrips didn't require speaking usually to manage their effects. You just needed to think really hard about it. You could close doors, set a table, due prestidigitation tricks of minor entity-stuff like that.

Miss Chevreuse lifted her wand, and a piece of chalk began to scribble on the chalkboard behind her. "Now, how about we all write our names with the chalk?" she asked next, opening a box to bring out more than half a dozen of chalk pieces. "One at the time, please come down here and use your magic to grab a piece of chalk, and scribble your name on the chalkboard with it-"

It was fine spell control, since it was obvious that we'd be taught how to lift objects by our private tutors. Lifting an object and then moving it to do something was-and of course, nobody wanted to go first.

I stood up from my chair and began to slowly walk my way down. This felt like being back in University, being the only one with the galls to reach for the professor and properly do the exercise scribbled on the board. With my wand out, I gestured at one of the chalks and slowly felt the drain in my Willpower reserves as I lifted the piece of chalk up with a wobbling tremor to it.

Then, I made it fly straight for the chalkboard, inclined it lightly and began to scribble away at my name.

Finally, I put the chalkboard back in the box.

"Very well done, Mister Valliere," Chevreuse said with a warm smile. "Just like your sister."

I smiled warmly back, "Unlike her, though, I am more easygoing, my fair professor," I made a tiny bow, and then lifted my wand once more, erasing the chalk from the board before returning to my seat.

"Very well," Chevreuse said with a small bout of chuckles. "Next one?"

"Is there someone in this place you don't intend to charm?" Anthoine whispered by my side as I took my seat. "Are you sure you're not a Gramont?"

I smiled back. "Then, Anthoine, show me your abilities."

Anthoine swallowed, and then nervously looked at the rest of the classroom, even as André de Brienne took the cue to go next. Once the boy was done, Anthoine stood up, and with fire in his eyes, brought out a rose from within his breast pocket. I simply stared as he made his way down to go next, as if resolutely marching to his death.

He flicked his...rose wand...and the chalk flew up, changing color mid-flight into sparkling glittering gold, before scribbling down in golden letters his name with a flourish and a delicate calligraphy.

My mouth was hanging open as Anthoine returned to his seat.

"Was that satisfactory, Valliere?" Anthoine asked with a smirk.

"The Gramont family has a cantrip spell to write their name in flashy golden letters?" I mumbled in disbelief, receiving a nod in reply.

"Indeed, for it would be most heretic if the magnificently holy family of the Gramont were unable to write their name properly at all times, even under duress."

I snorted.

He chuckled.

We laughed.

We both got verbally reprimanded because the rest of our classroom wasn't done yet, and we had to stay quiet.
 
As it turned out, the first class of the day was with Miss Chevreuse, the Red Clay. I took a seat in the last row, tried to sink and hide most of my body behind the student in front of me, and then activated my stealth field of absolute non-existence.
Wasn't she new when Louise started attending? since she didn't know about her repputation yet.
 
Wasn't she new when Louise started attending? since she didn't know about her repputation yet.

She might have been new to the class, rather than the school.

Perhaps she never got around to teaching a spell-casting class with Louise in it or something of the sort. Or maybe she got promoted from Cantrip-Teaching to Alchemy-Teaching in the in-between times, thus began her class with Louise's first attempts.
 
I see Shade's tendrils slowly creeping all around the academy.
His influence spreading.
His ideal corrupting those around him.
Nobody will leave unscathed.
The Tristain Academy of Magic won't be the one we remember when Louise arrives.
 
Shade sir do you do outlines or just fly by the seat of your pants? I ask because you can put out like 2 chapters or more in a single day sometimes. The speed of updates is amazing.
 
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