Malbutorius
C'est le bien qui fait mal
Oh my god he's going to corrupt the only pure Gramont!
Noblesse Oblige [Znt/SI]
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
This won't end badly at all.
The other Gramont's would probably thank him.
Gazing Eye
Compound, Lidless, Always Watching.
hmmm.....
I think I can ship this...
Dragonskyt
Ashen one, hearest thou my voice, still?
- Location
- Kiln of the First Flame
Be careful not to let news reach the ears of mother dearest.
If it is known that the scion of the Valliere is having 'adventures' with one of the Gramont...
- Location
- Leeds
The Gramont doesn't really understand the concept of womanising so the Valliere will demonstrate?
Boy I can hear Karin raging from here.
I'm kind of expecting Henry to gain a reputation as a friendly and generally affable fellow.
So, assuming Saito shows up, he goes to meet Louise's big brother, expecting almost a male version of Cattleya.
Only to run into full Rule of Steel mode Henry because the little perv is messing with his baby sister.
So, assuming Saito shows up, he goes to meet Louise's big brother, expecting almost a male version of Cattleya.
Only to run into full Rule of Steel mode Henry because the little perv is messing with his baby sister.
- Location
- Kansas
He is going to hand Saito a broad head arrow and a pen with instructions to write his name on the arrow. That way if the little perv messes with his baby sister he knows there is an arrow with his name on it.
I think Henry's mom would be proud of him.
he could also make a school days reference just to screw with saitos head.
Quick Omake Because It's too funny to pass up on. (Notice, Consider Canon at your own decision. I will not remark on it.)
- Location
- https://discord.gg/z9tBvbh
Quick Omake Because It's too funny to pass up on. (Notice, Consider Canon at your own decision. I will not remark on it.)
Karin-Chan's Magical Adventures in Parenting! Adventure Number One!
Karin could do it.
The babies in front of her were squirming, beloved bundles of chubby cheeks and gibberish gurgling that simply made her heart beat harder than ever. She could, however, do it. She had excused the servants, and was now standing in the room alone, in front of her two newly born children. One was her sweet Cattleya, the little girl with rosy cheeks simply giggling at whatever nonsense she spouted.
The other was...well, Henry.
Henry was quite grumpy, if she said so herself. He looked at her and her gibberish nonsense as if he was offended by it. He believed himself a big boy already, uh? Just a few months out of her stomach, and already he wanted to be independent? It wouldn't do! No, it wouldn't do! None of her precious cutely wubbly-wubbly cheeky children would ever leave her side until they were capable of surviving on their own in the harsh outside world!
"Goochie goochie goo," she said with a smile, twiddling her fingers in front of Cattleya who laughed appropriately and moved her arms. Henry did not bother doing it. Sometimes, she wondered if he wasn't simply tired due to some form of sickness that she hadn't recognized yet because she failed at parenting so hard her parents would be ashamed of her.
But she didn't fail, and thus she could do it.
"Here comes Cattleya," she said with a giggle, "And here comes Henry," she said with another giggle. "Look who's flying? You both are, yes you are!" with her wand out, she had managed it.
They were both flying, her precious babies, and giggling. Well, Cattleya was giggling. Henry was looking at her with the kind of pissed off look he always held, as if wondering when the torture would be over and when he could go back to sleep.
"Grumpy Henry doesn't like flying?" Karin said with a giggle, gingerly planting a kiss on his forehead. "Muh! You're so cute mother's going to eat you all up, you grumpy son of mine!"
In the end, she managed it.
She finally managed to make Henry laugh. Though it was because Cattleya had an accident that ruined her hair -since the other baby was flying over her head- but still...
She had made him laugh too!
She so was the greatest parent of them all! The Parent-Commander of the Parents Corps! Karin, the Heavy Mother-no, wait a minute, that sounded wrong!
Karin-Chan's Magical Adventures in Parenting! Adventure Number One!
Karin could do it.
The babies in front of her were squirming, beloved bundles of chubby cheeks and gibberish gurgling that simply made her heart beat harder than ever. She could, however, do it. She had excused the servants, and was now standing in the room alone, in front of her two newly born children. One was her sweet Cattleya, the little girl with rosy cheeks simply giggling at whatever nonsense she spouted.
The other was...well, Henry.
Henry was quite grumpy, if she said so herself. He looked at her and her gibberish nonsense as if he was offended by it. He believed himself a big boy already, uh? Just a few months out of her stomach, and already he wanted to be independent? It wouldn't do! No, it wouldn't do! None of her precious cutely wubbly-wubbly cheeky children would ever leave her side until they were capable of surviving on their own in the harsh outside world!
"Goochie goochie goo," she said with a smile, twiddling her fingers in front of Cattleya who laughed appropriately and moved her arms. Henry did not bother doing it. Sometimes, she wondered if he wasn't simply tired due to some form of sickness that she hadn't recognized yet because she failed at parenting so hard her parents would be ashamed of her.
But she didn't fail, and thus she could do it.
"Here comes Cattleya," she said with a giggle, "And here comes Henry," she said with another giggle. "Look who's flying? You both are, yes you are!" with her wand out, she had managed it.
They were both flying, her precious babies, and giggling. Well, Cattleya was giggling. Henry was looking at her with the kind of pissed off look he always held, as if wondering when the torture would be over and when he could go back to sleep.
"Grumpy Henry doesn't like flying?" Karin said with a giggle, gingerly planting a kiss on his forehead. "Muh! You're so cute mother's going to eat you all up, you grumpy son of mine!"
In the end, she managed it.
She finally managed to make Henry laugh. Though it was because Cattleya had an accident that ruined her hair -since the other baby was flying over her head- but still...
She had made him laugh too!
She so was the greatest parent of them all! The Parent-Commander of the Parents Corps! Karin, the Heavy Mother-no, wait a minute, that sounded wrong!
Legion1771
The God
Nice boat, uh, sword.
Backlash177
Certifiably Insane
- Location
- Australia
This needs to happen, not just a School Days reference but plenty of references to Japanese culture and entertainment.
The look on Saito's face as he tries to figure out how Henry knows these things would be hilarious.
I'd figure seeing them as flesh and blood would be a bit different than seeing them as animation or light novel illustrations, if you could even remember those after so many years.
- Location
- Leeds
Canon it is then.
- Pronouns
- she/her
Now I'm wondering if the other shoe about to drop is that Henry gets himself kicked out of the line of inheritance by being a shithead.
LastStandZiggy
Last To Fall
- Location
- Kingman, Az
That or at least one bastard child with another noble girl.
shadowace2400
Planeswalker Extraordinaire
- Location
- Texas
This needs to happen. Confuse the fuck out of the Japanese schoolboy with your references Shade. Insert them into all of your conversations with him and when you're warning him about breaking your sisters heart use a frightening one.
- Location
- Brazil
Talking about Saito, @shadenight123 Does Henry still remember Derfingler?
Never gonna happen. Contraceptives have existed since ancient times. It's only gonna be more effective and diverse with the existence of alchemy and magic. Shade's not gonna be stupid enough to do it without one.
Not to mention the squick factor of doing the deed with a girl with a considerable (mental) age gap.
- Location
- Kansas
How about Matilda de Sachsen-Gotha then? Sure her family is currently considered disgraced, but her farther was an Archduke of Albion, so they got to have some ties to the royalty. On the bonus side you would have two Void mages in the family that way.
Malbutorius
C'est le bien qui fait mal
Baladar
Mad Scientist in Training
- Location
- Louisiana
"You should paint your flying machine red, so it goes three times faster. It'll be like a Red Comet!"
- Pronouns
- she/her
Except a bastard by Henry would be the ideal situation for a golddigger, so there is huge incentive for a girl to lie to him about taking contraceptives and refuse to get an abortion in the event of pregenancy.