I know it's supposed to symbolise Henry's ownership of a fief, but it still sounds like an insult to me:
"Look at that Blois", "You insufferable Blois", "Don't go near him, he has the Blois".
Couldn't he have inherited the fiefdom of Hazard? (aka where Karin vents off her PMS). He could have been named the Duke of Hazard *pu-dum-tss*
"No, it has to do with..." Pierre looked around, "Flowers and bees," he said quite smoothly. "You will be surrounded with girls your age, or slightly older. You might have...urges, and-"
Pffhahahaahhaah, Shade, OUR Shade having any type of urges to a pair of pompous and underage girls? The Vallieres will have trouble getting Henry engaged, I bet. Maybe they will think that he and Wardes share more than letters together. Ahahahaha, that would be glorious!
On the other hand, if you were to buy me the hippogriff after graduation it would be simply a matter of preparing an appropriate gift for your firstborn
Aww, look at cute wittle Henrykins, making his first blackmail. *sniff* They grow up so fast.
"Water is not just meant to be thrown around, but also to be used within one's body to slow them down, or heal them or even control them," he tapped with his staff at the sides of my horse, and the slow-motion spell ended just as the horse stopped flat on its tracks.
Translation: Son, if you try to control a girl to sleep with you, I will know. Also, if any Gramont tries anything with your sisters, you can heal their "accidents".
The Muse is the Muse. For her, pain, suffering, agony-they simply burn the flames of creativity.
Even mortal limitations can be ignored, if the Muse wills it.
The Left Hand of the Writer, Musedalfr
The Right Hand of the Writer, Coffeedalfr
The Mind of the Writer, Plotzitonirn
The Heart of the Writer, Angstrafil
By your powers combined, I am Captain Shade.
