Interlude One - Arc Four
Interlude One, All Hail the Crown Prince of Drachenreich!

It was a good thing we were in a rocky area or else I would be concerned about accidentally causing a forest fire with today's event. It was a sunny day but the temperature was just right for a picnic, or in this case, a brutal showdown between brothers to decide who would be heir to the throne. Not that anyone not in the family would believe what the real reason for the fight was.



Earlier that week.

I was walking along and then I suddenly overheard Johen's voice.

"It's settled then, the winner gets the summer house!" What? Surely that's not what I thought it was.

"Agreed!" Came Greggory's voice. Oh no. This was something I had to put a stop to now before it was too late!

Turning the corner, I saw my sons just starting to walk away from each other.

"What's this about the summer house?" I asked, my mom voice in full effect.

The two of them turned to face me before glancing at each other. Johen was the one who spoke, "We were deciding who got to move into the summer house with their family. We all know that sooner or later that only one person is going to stay here long term, too many valuable assassination targets in one easily explodable location for too long and all that. The summer house is our favorite place and where we grew up so both of us wanted to move into it. In the end, we decided to have a sparring match in a few days to decide who gets it."

I hmm'd, before saying, "there is only one problem with that, the summer house is currently the palace of the elector count of Drachenruhe and only said elector count gets to live in it. If either one of you were willing to become the elector count along with all the responsibilities of being such then I'll pass down the title to you." There! Neither of them had shown much interest in running their own piece of land in years, so I'll probably get to keep the summer house. If one of them decides to take that load of work off of me then I still win!

""Deal!"" They both exclaimed at the same time with zero hesitation. They turned and looked each other in the eye and I could see the sparks fly as their eyes met, literally, there were tiny lightning bolts that I could sense with my domain that were battling it out. I guess that I probably should have considered what anime would do to my sons before I recreated those shows via illusions. They both broke off eye contact at the same moment, blinking a bit, likely from the spots in their eyes from having continuous lightning streams in their field of vision.

Greggory spoke up this time, deadly serious. "We were going to have to settle this soon anyways, winner gets the lighter workload and the summer house, loser has to be emperor and deal with the Goddess Forsaken Paperwork Mountains?" What? Was he referring to the stacks of paper I kept around as props? I thought they would have noticed by now that they were all blank slips that I used for official business or secretly practicing my mangaka skills for my plans in my retirement.

"Great minds think alike as Mom says, you have a deal. At least this way, neither of us gets to complain about being the only one saddled with work while the other spends all day with their family." Johen said nonchalantly, shrugging.

Seriously? Well, I guess I didn't have to have a talk with them about who exactly was going to be emperor anymore. They figured it out themselves, though their faces when they realize the, as they put it, Goddess Forsaken Paperwork Mountains were all blank slips was going to be hilarious.



And So we were over at an old quarry that held plenty of room for them to go all out while allowing me and their families to watch. Though, I had to wonder at what happened to my family's fertility considering how many kids they ended up with. Seriously, I had twins and then Greggory ended up with a set of twins and a set of triplets while Johen almost immediately had conceived a son the moment they were eighteen? That's not normal. I shook my head and turned my attention to the seating arrangements.

On my left was Greggory's harem and kids. Irina with her daughter Nessa were sitting next to Reinhild with her son Karl near me. Susanna with her twins Salvo and Sandra had gone a bit further back and up the quarry, sitting along the cliff side with Tallis with her triplets Chase, Dash, and Fortune. At the bottom of said cliff side was the nonhuman part of his harem. His dark elf lover, Radara Mizzenscale, his high elf lover, Ofnari, as well as Corsa, a storm dragon he met soon after the Border Wall Siege as the event became known as. Sitting in the currently humanoid dragon's lap was the little terror, Artoria. I waved at the tiny tyrant who had everyone wrapped around her finger, she giggled and waved back before the both of us turned away to other things.

And over on my right, was Johen's wife and son, Luciana and Alfonso. Personally, as amusing as it was at times to have a harem protagonist for a son and how much I enjoyed having so many grandbabies, I was quite happy that Johen managed to avoid having over half a dozen women of varying species and nationalities following him around. I might have had to check for slaaneshi taint far more often than normal if both of them ended up with a horde of women following them around.

My mental musings were pushed aside when my sons finally took their places a bit over three American football fields away. I stood and used a bit of magic to send my voice down the quarry to the pair.

"Before we get into this, I want to ask if you both are sure about this? If you both say yes and then years later I hear about the two of you getting into a fight because one of you held a grudge about this, don't think you're not too old for me to spank you. Got it?" I asked them, losing some of my intimidation factor from how far away from them I was.

The two of them did their twin telepathy thing for a bit before rolling their eyes in my direction. "Look Mom, besides you, not even our wives can tell when we switch off with each other. If it ever gets too much for us, we can just switch off and no one would know. If that doesn't work, we are mature adults and are fully capable of talking it out." Ah, when did they get so mature? It sure wasn't my doing.

"Alright then, as the two of you decided, the winner of this match will be the future Elector Count of Drachenruhe and sole ownership of the summer home estate there while the loser will begin their training as heir to the throne." I said aloud to both them and their audience. Not that the last part was entirely accurate. They did just admit to swapping places at times so that means Mordred's Heir Boot Camp for the both of them!

"On three, Three!" I shouted, getting side-eyed for skipping numbers one and two by the twins before they clashed. Johen started off with a wide fiery sword beam at knee height towards his brother, Greggory countered by literally bouncing it back with a spell. Johen lightly jumped over the reflected beam only to use his sword to block when Greggory followed up his reflection with a blast of lightning from his spear. I belatedly realized that the distance we, the audience, was at wasn't nearly far enough away and quickly raised a magical barrier to contain the devastation.

Johen drew back his sword and started making quick short swings in his twin's direction, sending half a dozen sword beams his way. Greggory in response raised a massive wall of stone which started melting away from the blasts of fire it intercepted. Not that it melting mattered as Greggory cast a spell, exploding the molten rock wall into tiny pieces of hot shrapnel, causing countless small craters as well as pelting Johen and scoring the first solid hit of the fight.

It was then followed up with a Master Bolt which quickly zoomed across the arena and smashed into Johen. The shielding I had put around the makeshift arena spiked in magic consumption as it blocked out the thunderous noise and mass collateral damage.

"First blood goes to me Johen!" Greggory crowed triumphantly, though perhaps a bit too early as the dust settled and his brother was revealed.

"Well, you managed to ding up my armor some but I wouldn't say blood was drawn yet." Johen commented cheekily, mostly unharmed by Greggory's spells.

"Well, it's not like we're monsters made out of raw power like Mom, managing to do that much through our magical resistance is pretty good. Besides, we both know that neither of us were going to do much damage to each other with simply magic. It shall be our strength of arm and wits that determine the victor today." Greggroy said, shrugging. Said shrug was turned into a dash as he closed the distance between him and Johen.

Johen counter charged and their weapons clashed in a spout of sparks and flames, the ground around them cracking like this was an anime. Greggory stabbed out his spear, often getting deflected but small nearly unblockable jets of lightning would sometimes lash out of the speartip and hit Johen, scoring small but important bits of damage. But in return Johen clearly held the edge in the melee, his preference to fight with sword in hand instead of raining down death from above like a mage granting him a fair bit more experience than his opponent when it came to close combat.

In the following exchange Johen managed to kick away a low thrust and get a good swing at Greggory who leapt backwards but took the fiery beam across the length of his body. Greggory went to cast a spell, possibly to cool off from the lingering heat from the blow, but Johen pressed his advantage and started the exchange of blows again. It was moments later that Johen seemingly got the better of Greggory and his armor was slashed open by the blow, a bloody gash across his side.

Johen quickly paused in concern at the wound he inflicted on his twin which gave Greggory all the time he needed to unleash his spell upon Johen, revealing that the blow hadn't done much more than dent his armor and the rest was just a clever illusion. The ground dropped away from Johen as a gaping pit formed below his feet. The bottom of the pit was pitch black and Johen fell like a rock down into it.

This was when I knew the end of the match as fiery light shone from the pit and Johen expelled massive amounts of his magical reserves to thrust him up into the air, rapidly clearing the top of the pit and perfectly aimed for him to land near the edge. Unfortunately for Johen, that burst of magical energy got him out but now he was at a big disadvantage from using so much of his magical reserves.

Something Greggory knew as well as he used a basic version of Mana Burst to attack Johen, smacking him out of the air and causing him to crash into the ground across the pit from Greggory, creating an outline of his body in the newly formed crater. Johen recovered quickly and leapt at his brother, fire covering him as if a second suit of armor and almost wing like jets of fire burst into existence as if he was some sort of winged god of fire.

But Greggory was ready for him, he was wreathed in lightning and raw magical energy as he combined his physical and magical might for one final clash between him and his twin. An explosion of fire, lightning and raw power occurred as they met, almost collapsing the magical barrier I cast. As the rest of the audience blinked the spots out of their eyes, I watched as Johen who was looking very bruised and battered, surrendered to Greggory who was also looking worse for wear.

I stood up and clapped my hands together, gaining the attention of both the audience and my sons. "Congratulations Greggory on your win, as promised, you get to be elector count of Drachenruhe. Johen, you did well, unfortunately the amount of magical energy you spent getting out of that pit put you at too much of a disadvantage when the two of you did your final clash, I'll make sure to teach the both of you a simple spell to handle things like there being no ground to stand on without spending half your reserves on a massive jump." I said, to the tired groans of my sons. Yep, that's right, I'm turning this into a teaching moment boys, you can't escape education! Learning for life!

"Please excuse me, Your Majesty, but what exactly happened? One moment the fight started and then mere seconds later it was already over and now it looks like multiple gods decided to smite the very land." Irina asked, gesturing at the now ruined quarry. The rest of my sons' wives turned to me as well, waiting expectantly.

I looked over the oozing magma, many glowing craters, the gaping pitch black pit and cracks running like veins interconnecting it all and said shrugging, "A pretty basic spar, usually it takes a bit longer and is typically more evenly matched but it's been a while since they last sparred and Greggory used a new trick that gave him a big advantage over Johen this time. I'm sure that next time it will be far more evenly matched and last at least a full minute."

That didn't seem to reassure them at all, if anything it seemed to make them far more worried than before… Damn, I wish I could laugh at their faces but that would ruin the gravitas of the moment.


Arda grimaced as she watched high ranking nobles swarm her goddess and the goddess's sons. She didn't care for how lax they were when interacting with the goddess but since said goddess was clearly tolerating it, she would let it go. Why her goddess came to this ball with both sons in tow was beyond her considering how few balls they ever went to.

The reasoning for the ball was to celebrate the completion of the over a decade long construction of the undercities of Drachenruhe. Built in mimicry of the dwarf's own holds and pathways, there were now entire cities built underneath other cities and interconnected by tunnels across the entire province of Drachenruhe.

Talk was already starting about continuing this expansion across the rest of the empire although it would take even longer, not counting these rumors of rat beastmen that lived underground and had been recently discovered. She didn't know much about the subject but having to face beastmen while trying to build underground was something she was sure would take much longer than normal.

Turning away from the surrounded goddess, she made her way to the food table, something that was rumored to originate from the goddess herself. She didn't know about that but it was very convenient for avoiding nobles who wanted to get into her favor, or more accurately, she thought while rubbing her glowing arm, her goddess's favor.

"It's pretty amazing that you've managed to keep that arm, you know?" She jumped as a voice suddenly spoke to her from close by. Turning, she saw Prince Johen mere feet away from her.

"Is it, Your Highness?" She asked, she knew that very few were granted any sort of permanent blessing by the goddess but she was curious as to what his reasoning was.

"Yes, she doesn't talk about it very much but I do know that in order for that to stick around like this would mean you are very devoted and faithful to her. Stuff like that is powered off of your own faith and devotion to her but she doesn't tolerate blind zealotry so somehow you must strike the right balance of intense faith and following your own path regardless of what her teachings are." The prince told her, watching her reaction closely.

She blinked in surprise, that would explain why so many of those without limbs had failed to receive their own replacements, many of whom had been even more devoted than she was and yet couldn't maintain one or even manifest one at all. She popped one of the delicacies from the table into her mouth to give a few moments to think on this. Prince Johen seemed to find whatever he was looking for and turned to eat something as well.

It was almost a minute later before she decided to ask the question she had been wondering since the start of the ball. "Your Highness, if I may ask, why appear at this ball? You and your brother normally avoid such things, traditionally only going to a few balls held each year."

He scratched his cheek and grinned sheepishly at her before saying, "well, it should be announced soon so it shouldn't hurt to tell you. My brother and I have finally settled who was going to be the emperor which should give everyone some peace of mind that we won't be returning to the feuding of the past empire. Since we had done so, it was decided that the two of us needed to interact a bit more with those under us and brought us here."

"Oh? I had heard that the debate on which of you would inherit the throne was quite fierce. How exactly did Your Highness manage to settle it?" She asked with a raised eyebrow, absently noting that many would-be eavesdroppers were leaving the area, eyes glazed over.

"Ah, in the end we decided that the ever dramatic but simple duel would be how we settled it. It was a fierce fight but it was what decided that Greggory shall become the elector count of Drachenruhe and I will be the next emperor." He said cheerfully.

"Well then, allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your victory, Your Highness." She said, raising a dessert in salute. Only to be confused by the awkward look on his face.

"Ah, about that, I was the one who lost the fight." What? Does that mean neither of them wanted to be the emperor? Did they not care for their subjects? In that case, why bother assuming the position of heir in the first place?

"I know that sounds bad but it is the truth. The reason why was because of the sheer amount of paperwork involved, Mom has had piles of it stacked to the ceiling going wall to wall and it has never gone down once in my entire life. Mom only needs to sleep maybe once a week and I know that she spends hours each night working on paperwork and yet the piles never shrink." He said desperately.

She laughed to herself, of course, it wasn't that they didn't care but that they feared for their lives. If what he said was true, and she was inclined to think it was, then it was a good thing Her Majesty was a goddess, or else even she might die from exhaustion. What a thing that would be, death by paperwork, something that even demigods fear.



AN:

Me: Wants to do more time skips but without being so scattered like last chapter.

My Muse: Laughs at my desires and proceeds to write Johen and Greggory duking it out.
 
When you realize even the dragon waifu didn't see what the hell happened to cause the sudden apocalypse landscape you know they skipped the stairs to the next level for the elevator to the top
 
Damn, I will always be excited to read a chapter of this series. I really want to see how they react to the blank slips lol. I do wonder though... what are the Chaos Gods thinking now? They must be so pissed that they are being countered in the way that they have been.

Also, the Skaven come on scene....
 
I await the underground buildup being underway, which area will be more developed?

The Empire or Drachenruhe?

Does it have Underwater Canals now?
 
Что это будет за смерть из-за бумажной волокиты, чего боятся даже полубоги.
Это отсылка к Гильгамешу, да?
 
shame we won't get to see them react to the blank slips...

Damn, I knew I forgot something. I'll see if I can jam it in the next update. If I can't then I'll make a snippet and post it in sidestory or something.

I await the underground buildup being underway, which area will be more developed?

The Empire or Drachenruhe?

Does it have Underwater Canals now?

The endgoal is that they are all at the same level but currently the empire is nearly done catching up with Drachenruhe's average on the surface while Drachenruhe has been mostly working on the underground. I'm not sure if underwater canals would be worth the effort even if the mental image is really cool. I'll think on whether or not I want to use that.

Что это будет за смерть из-за бумажной волокиты, чего боятся даже полубоги.
Это отсылка к Гильгамешу, да?

As a warning I'd like to say that I'm using google translate to translate so my answer might be a bit off here depending on how accurate google decides to be.

It is less a fear of paperwork and more fear of dying of exhaustion from overworking or being driven insane from the lack of free time to do anything not work related. Also, no. It isn't a Gilgamesh reference, I actually have no idea what you are talking about there, could you explain?
 
Yep, that's right, I'm turning this into a teaching moment boys, you can't escape education! Learning for life!
Im still shaking in laughter that Mordred is dmaller than her sons...hells, i can see the world leaders seeing Mordred with her sons the first time, and think "this lady gave birth to sons!?"
What a thing that would be, death by paperwork, something that even demigods fear.
Beware the papers, the beaurocats most feared enemy
 
Sooo... no blood for the dragon god? My poor non- paying non-obligation for the author expectations are shattered noooo!!! But in all seriousness you do you and good luck.
 
Chapter Four - Arc Four
Chapter Four, Grandkids, Mordred's Week, and War.

"Alright boys, we are about to enter a new trial on your journey as members of Mordred's Heir Boot Camp. This trial must be done swiftly and accurately, if not done fast enough then it will grow out of proportion and bury you alive. If not done accurately enough, it could lead to widespread death and destruction, possibly even a return to the Age of Three Emperors. Tread carefully!" I declared with as much over the top levels of mysteriousness and spookiness as I possibly could.

"Really Mom? The amount of work you always have lying around is terrifying enough, you don't need to keep trying to psych us out with your narration." Johen, my current bubble popper of a son, told me. I deflated a bit, I was trying to make this frustrating and boring work a bit more fun for all involved but I supposed that they couldn't appreciate that right now.

"Alright, fine. It's just that this part is so dreadfully boring that I wanted to make it a bit more fun to keep our spirits up while working. But if you insist, we'll jump right into it, feet first." I replied, pouting as I opened my office door and gestured for them to come inside.

"Over there are this year's tax reports, the cabinet next to it is past years tax reports which I keep around so I can see what areas are doing well or are in need of inspection to find out the issue. Granted, I also have Agatha do some checking through her network to make sure everyone is being truthful, it is pretty easy to say one thing and then keep the rest. Which is why there is always one noble that tries to sneak past some embezzlement and I always end up with new members of nobility each year."

I clapped my hands lightly moments later to gain their attention back as they realized exactly how some of Greggory's wives ended up nobility. "Now, over here are the current military reports and a map displaying the hotspots for hostile encounters. Most of the work is compiling all of the reports and pinpointing those locations on the map, be careful to be very exact, even with the amazing detail of the map, being off by an inch can lead to forces being off by miles."

"What about the Goddess Forsaken Paperwork Mountains?" Greggory asked, I turned to him and lifted an eyebrow.

"What about them? Surely by now the two of you would have realized that I just keep those blank slips for doodling or when I need a fresh sheet for a piece of paperwork? I mean, I thought it was pretty clear if you actually sorted through a few of them that that was the case." I said in as innocent a manner as I possibly could, which was surprisingly good since I have spent the last two decades dealing with cutthroat nobles.

First shock set in, their minds slowing down to a halt before realization and disbelief crept in. "The entire time? It was all blank slips of paper the entire time?" Johen asked, voice incredulous and slightly horrified.

I tilted my head to the side and innocently said, "of course, I have no idea where you got that name for the 'Goddess Forsaken Paperwork Mountains' but it was amusing to hear and worked as a name for when I needed to refer to it so I just left it be. I had no idea you didn't know better, I just figured that the two of you would have realized at some point during your many visits to my office that they were all blanks and were just saying the nickname you gave it out of habit or something."

Their faces were thunderstruck as my "innocent" words hit their mark. Ah yes, I had missed this sense of schadenfreude, I rarely get to enjoy it with something exploding into a big mess. Though, it was actually a good thing that this happened, they had been getting a little big for their breeches, so it was a great chance for me to safely remind them of their humanity and the consequences of making assumptions.



"Got your sword?" I asked, already knowing the answer.

"Yes Mom, I also have my armor as you can clearly see both unless you are going blind in your old age?" Johen asked sarcastically, I clutched my chest in mock agony from my son's brutal response.

Straightening back up, I looked him in the eye, causing him to smirk. "Or is it that you can't see from all the way down there?" he asked with a grin, he was playing with fire. I pouted at him. Damn it father, how could you betray me! Your genes caused me to max out at only five two but somehow my own sons are both well over six foot!

"Careful son, if your head got even bigger it might hit Morrslieb. Besides, as I'm sure your wife tells you, size isn't everything, it's how you use it that matters." My return fire turned him green in the face.

"Could you not comment on my sex life ever again, please?" He begged desperately, leaving me once again the winner in this social battle.

You should know better than to talk smack without being ready to be smacked. I have one last thing before you leave, I wanted to warn you that your half sister was part of that last minute swap you did for more mages." He grimaced at that, conflicting emotions flickering across his face.

"I know that you and your brother got into a fight with Stark when you were teenagers over something none of you will tell me about, but you will have to accept that you can't avoid him or your half siblings for all that much longer, maybe just a few more years. Especially considering the fact that the emperor won't exactly be able to avoid one of the leading members of the mage council." His grimace deepened but he reluctantly nodded his head.

"Or I suppose, you could tell me what happened finally and I could do something about it?" I said offhandedly, vaguely hoping that I could finally find out what went down to create such a rift. Said hopes were once again dashed as he paled at the mere idea and shook his head rapidly.

"Nonono, I'll be just fine, Elva isn't that hard to get along with and I'll hardly see her anyways since I'll be so busy leading the army against the norscans. Oh look at the time, I need to get going, bye Mom!" Johen rambled out, preferring to wage war against worshippers of malicious gods in a frozen hellhole than fess up to whatever happened to his own mother.

Oh well, I could try again another time, one of these days I would get it out of them. But since he was gone, I tossed myself onto the nearby couch and relaxed. As much as I loved my sons, it was exhausting dealing with their protagonist luck which somehow got stronger while I spent the last three years getting the two of them to the point I could trust them to have everything handled as the emperor and elector count.

Snuggling deeper into my couch, I fell even more in love with it. Soft like silk, plenty of squish so you could just sink right into it but firm enough you could get out of it when you unfortunately needed to, so good that I actually tested it for Chaos influence. Thankfully, it came up clean so I wove a SEP field around it so that no one got too comfortable on MY couch and stuffed in the corner of my office, my true office, not my bait office.

My true office was one room down and on the opposite side of my bait office, close enough so that people trying to get to could be detected via sound without much effort but just far enough away so that assassins don't use the room as a staging point for their attempts. It was much the same as the bait office but housing things like my real stamp of office and Best Couch.

The, heh, "Goddess Forsaken Paperwork Mountains" were also in my true office but half the size as the ones in my bait office since I did a lot more actual paperwork in my true office than the minor pieces in the bait office. After all, finding out that I rejected the five hundredth marriage proposal from elector countess Irma was far less problematic than someone finding out that Greggory was actually preparing to lead an army to aid the unprecedented joint Tilean army group in their bid against the skaven instead just another round of "Greenskin removal" that such a military buildup was usually for.

I was brought out of my thoughts by a familiar small hand opening the door and tiptoeing inside. I held still, displaying to my trespasser the appearance of sleep. Their tiny steps echoed loudly to my ears as they crept closer before they bounced on me, only for me to spring forward and catch them midair!

"Grandma!" Ten year old Artoria squealed with laughter as I swung her into my lap and started tickling her.

"You think you can sneak up on me? The mistress of stealth? I think not." I declared, torturing my granddaughter. Sure, it was a bit of a fib calling myself the mistress of stealth but if no one could see me coming then that counted as stealthy right? Just because I did it through raw speed instead of blending in doesn't matter right? Of course I was right, I was the god empress.

Bout of narcissism over, I let up on my tickling, allowing Artoria to breathe. "So what brought over my little dragon to me? Your classes usually run for a few more hours." I asked with an eyebrow raised. Just because she was my favorite grandchild and that I was her awesome grandma, that doesn't mean I would let her get away with skipping classes to hang out with me.

"Mom, Momma, Mommy, and Mama wanted to spend time with Daddy in private before he left and told me that I had a free day today, so I came to see you!" The tiny dragon loli declared with great cheer. I smiled brightly at her words as I gave her headpats, much to her purring delight. Dragons really were just big scaly cats. Also, those girls are really horny aren't they? This is the third time this week that they sent over Artoria to me.

Not really wanting to move from my couch so soon, I reached over to the side table and grabbed the book I had been reading to her the last time she came over while I was lazing about. Spreading across my couch, with Artoria laying on top of me, I held Perry Jakeson and the Thunder Bandit above us with one hand and slowly headpatted Artoria with the other as I read aloud. What? Copyright? Never heard of such a thing.



A wave of his hand directed just enough magical current to disrupt the Grey Seer's spell, causing their head to explode. Directing his attention to the rest of his forces, he called down another lightning bolt to clear away the Rat Ogres attempting to flatten his right flank. Radara and Ofnari finally released their own joint spell, breaking apart the skaven ranks on their left flank, allowing their dwarf allies to surge forth and box in the rest of the skaven army. His own musketmen poured hot lead into the remaining skaven ranks.

With that, this battle was over, none of the Grey Seers had survived and their warp weaponry was gone which left nothing for them to turn this around. The vaults were now clear of skaven strongholds and half of Tilea was free as well. Lines of diplomacy had even been built between Tilea and Dwarf holds on the common grounds of skaven hatred and their shared vendetta and or grudge cultures. Unfortunately, he knew that this was going to be the end of this campaign.

Clearing out anymore meant destroying Skavenblight, something their exhausted and depleted forces just couldn't handle. Perhaps if both he and Johen had come with the full might of Drachenreich they could do it but he didn't feel very confident when the majority of his forces were recovering from the diseases, poisons, and whatnot that the skaven had deployed against them. It was only with the use of a great deal of magic that so many survived but it still lingered and would require far more time than the campaign allowed for to recover fully.

Arms wrapped around him as he was kissed on the cheek from behind, smiling he turned to see one of his wives, Tallis. "Come on Greg, this was unimaginable years ago, even if we haven't accomplished everything we wanted, it was good experience for when we try our hand at removing the rat infestation in our own lands. Just because we couldn't destroy Skavenblight on our first try, doesn't mean we can't come back later more prepared so stop brooding already." His lovely wife told him.

"You're right, it's just frustrating knowing that I didn't manage to pull it off. Now I have to fill in for Johen during the two weeks of Mordred."

"What? Nevermind, I'm sure we can make a quick march on Skavenblight, it can't be that difficult right?" he laughed at her instant turnabout, knowing it was one of the few times that his mom took the kids off their hands and one of the rare times they all got to spend time together which was something they all looked forward to quite a bit, and not just for the orgy.

"Don't worry, it's just me getting roped into helping, not any of you, I know better. And the bet leaves enough time for a single day off so I will still be able to take part in the main event but sadly I will have to leave the morning after cuddle pile very early. It's too bad, I was looking forward to having an extra two weeks off when I won but we both know it is not going to happen now." He shrugged sadly, getting a similar response from his wife.

"Fine, but you're the one telling our wives why you won't be around for two weeks during our yearly celebration." His traitorous wife told him. he spun around, just in time to see her dash off to Radara and Ofnari and dashed after her, knowing she was going to spill the beans in the worst way possible out of spite for his poor choices. he was too late however, the pair of beautiful elves turned their fearsome glares on him before huffing in sync, time to reap what he sowed.



The week of Mordred was something that came about by accident, starting in the second half of the first week of summer and then carrying over to the first half of the next week but depending on location it could start as early as the very beginning of summer and keep going until the very end of the second week. It started off with me trying to give a small vacation to my household staff and ended up with creating a eight to sixteen day long religious holiday that nearly everyone took part in because it was time off they didn't normally have… Or because their goddess and or empress said so.

The world didn't stop spinning during this time though so I decided to pinch off small bits of faith every time it is generated and stockpiled it so I could perform divine intervention so that Drachenreich didn't fall apart at the seams. The poor soldiers and other government staff had to work in skeleton shifts so everyone got a few days off but they seemed fine with that considering it was more than they could hope for normally.
In hindsight, I should have also realized that giving an annual week, or two, long holiday to everyone would massively increase worship and patriotism. I mean, the respect and loyalty from the people I governed was always nice but the number of temples, shrines, and statues of me was getting rather ridiculous. Quite a few in larger population zones were even becoming consecrated ground from how frequently people prayed or worshiped me there. I almost felt bad for that vampire.

Fortunately for me, I found a way to offload some of the work that the holiday was giving me. Seriously, I didn't even know my divine system could get overwhelmed until it started giving me an actual migraine. Enter, my sons, they were demigods and that meant they had some access to divinity, specifically mine. And I could make use of that in a divine construct that I was simply calling The PC to grant them a way to work as a sort of administrator for my network. But it was a huge chore so they usually swapped every two days. And in exchange for this, I got to spend time with my grandkids while my own kids made more, like the damnable eternal newlyweds they were.

But it seemed that this year was going different, I watched as a sulking Greggory sat in front of The PC while Johen looked down at him smugly. "I guess I won't be seeing your small army this time Greggory?" I asked, wondering what the plan was.

Apparently I would be because he turned ghost white and absolute horror and terror filled his face at that idea. "Nononono, they will still be coming Mom, even if I won't be spending much time at home, my wives would greatly appreciate having some time to let down their hair." He reassured me, clearly panicked.

"Oh? That's good, I was hoping to finally teach Artoria this year." I said nonchalantly, ripping the smug look from Johen's face and causing Greggory to look even more pale.

"You don't really need to do that right Mom? Surely one of us could teach that helli- Artoria how to do Mana Burst instead of forcing you to put aside the other kids just to teach her that." Johen asked desperately, attempting to keep me from teaching the number one troublemaker how to get into even more trouble.

"No, it's perfectly fine, while I'm sure that there will be some jealousy, I know that the other kids would love to watch her wipe out like you two did when you first started but I'm quite confident that she will be fully capable in it within a week of training." I told them supposedly oblivious to why this was a bad thing. It's well within Greggory's rights to tell me not to but unless he decides to explicitly tell me no, I was going to keep enabling my adorable hellion of a grandchild.

I've already told them my stance but unfortunately, they weren't quite ready to tell me no, which was a big problem when I hoped to turn over the empire I built to them. So I would continue to screw with them until they put their big boy pants on and stand up to me. The fact I get to spoil my favorite granddaughter was a great bonus, not that I didn't love my other grandchildren but I just adore Artoria the most. Besides, I was the grandparent, I could pick favorites unlike my sons.



AN: Sorry for the wait, with the combination of a minor bout of writer's block and reality itself attempting to stop me from writing, it took a bit longer.
 
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fun seeing the first grandkids walking about
nice detail with the vacation days being a new concept there reaching in true culture now
 
If this Mordred ever meets Arturia the(Heh) Elder, Aka, her mom... There is going to be so many interesting faces being made.
 
I've already told them my stance but unfortunately, they weren't quite ready to tell me no, which was a big problem when I hoped to turn over the empire I built to them. So I would continue to screw with them until they put their big boy pants on and stand up to me. The fact I get to spoil my favorite granddaughter was a great bonus, not that I didn't love my other grandchildren but I just adore Artoria the most. Besides, I was the grandparent, I could pick favorites unlike my sons.
Translation: "I'm going to keep fucking with them until they grow the balls to stand up to a literal god."
 
Arthur is going to have an aneurysm when she see Mordred balancing being a good empire ruler and a good parent/gran. Any Arthur, really
 
Translation: "I'm going to keep fucking with them until they grow the balls to stand up to a literal god."

Yep, exactly the kind of inner strength and self confidence a parent should instill into their kid. Standing up for what they believe in even in the face of a hostile god or more importantly someone you love and highly respect and tell them no, you move.

Of course there's a bit more nuance there since being able to take advice is just as important. But getting your momma's boy of a son to be willing to tell his mom that no, she can't in fact teach his absolute hellion of a daughter how to become SPEED and get away with a lot more shenanigans than ever before is something that has to happen, especially for any kind of would be ruler. Otherwise he becomes a doormat to the people in his life.

If this Mordred ever meets Arturia the(Heh) Elder, Aka, her mom... There is going to be so many interesting faces being made.

Nonono, Artoria the elder is dad, Morgan is mom. Easy to get confused but the one with the dick is the father in this scenario. But yes, the reactions would hilarious.

Fate canon Mordred did needed like a decade at least of personal life experience before becoming the heir, who would have thought that the girl of 10 years of age at max needed more life experience, but I think she would have been a good ruler even if she is too human to reach Artoria the elder's inhuman perfection requirements. Plan A, B, and C for line of succession really was immortal ruler all the way there.

Arthur is going to have an aneurysm when she see Mordred balancing being a good empire ruler and a good parent/gran. Any Arthur, really

Honestly, anyone who was anywhere near sitting on a throne would find that fact mindboggling. it only works for this Mordred because she basically doesn't sleep and has overwhelming superhuman abilities to do things like paperwork and slaughter her enemies. Oh and manifested divine powers that also help in running her empire.
 
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