Ah, the "seduce X, then reject her to hurt her feelings in order to try to fix her" route. In which any individual character can be substituted for X.
 
Ah, the "seduce X, then reject her to hurt her feelings in order to try to fix her" route. In which any individual character can be substituted for X.
No, I meant trying to actually break it, the Save Everyone (including yourself, Yuuno isn't Shirou Emiya) route.

Even without that, the tag would still apply because pursuing more than one route/waifu would just make things worse for everyone afterwards.
 
I think that somehow, after we finish this ordeal and free everyone from the Lost Logia's influence, we'll meet its personification.

It will start this whole speech about how it helped us find True Love and how it helped us learn valuable lessons, like how Vita learned to control her temper, how Signum discovered she doesn't need to act strong all the time and how Shamal learned to cook something that isn't poisonous.

Then it will offer to shake hands with Yuuno because no hard feelings, right?
And of course, Yuuno will extend his arm.

"I don't care if I love someone, nor do I care if someone loves me!...There is one thing, absolutely one thing I won't forgive you for and that is!....You made Vita cry!" - Yuuno Scrya, has he lays into the avatar of the lost logia.
 
"I don't care if I love someone, nor do I care if someone loves me!...There is one thing, absolutely one thing I won't forgive you for and that is!....You made Vita cry!" - Yuuno Scrya, has he lays into the avatar of the lost logia.
...Well, act cutesy and suppress her personality, but she was crying on the inside!
 
Even if Vita's tears are fake...!

Even if her sorrow is manufactured by some damned machine...!

The comfort when we inevitably give her a hug, WILL STILL BE REAL!
 
But, but, Yunno punching out Cthulhu the Lost Logia will move Vita so much that they will become Bros!

:V
In Beast Lair's thread for Nanoha crossovers there's actually quite a few snippets about the following group of bros: Yuuno, Shirou, Zafira, Chono, and Vita. Some of the snippets are rather silly........like Vita forcing everyone to play a new, violent video game with her........that (by sheer coincidence) turns out to be SAO.......
 
Vita: "Hey Bro! That was awesome!"
Yuuno: "Vita, we're out of the lost logia. It's dead. You can stop calling me 'Bro.'"
Vita: "Thank you, Bro! Thank you so much."
Yuuno: "...Vita, what is my name?"
Vita: "Bro!" *Hugs Yuuno.*
Yuuno: *Horror*
Vita: 'I'm gonna keep this up for at least a week.'
 
In Beast Lair's thread for Nanoha crossovers there's actually quite a few snippets about the following group of bros: Yuuno, Shirou, Zafira, Chono, and Vita. Some of the snippets are rather silly........like Vita forcing everyone to play a new, violent video game with her........that (by sheer coincidence) turns out to be SAO.......

Those snippets are what made my headcanon of how Vita and the others act outside their missions. They're amazing.

Bro, Bro, Pass the Flour!
 
Considering the route that we seem to have chosen, the preexisting "having more waifu will destroy your laifu" tag is also oddly appropriate

Done.
Even if Vita's tears are fake...!

Even if her sorrow is manufactured by some damned machine...!

The comfort when we inevitably give her a hug, WILL STILL BE REAL!

I think I've said something along the same lines somewhere in the quest. Twice.

Also, votes locked in two hours.
 
You know you could do another horror situation with this? Yuuno does successfully seduce everyone and it lets everyone escape the Lost Logia. Everyone is happy that they did it, but no really know what happen apartfrom Yuuno. To them it was more like a dream than anything else, but to Yunno it was something real. He did fall in love with each of them but they don't remember. Or something like that
 
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You know you could do another horror situation with this? Yuuno does successfully seduce everyone and it lets everyone escape the Lost Logia. Everyone is happy that they did it, but no really know what happen apparently from Yuuno. To them it was more like a dream than anything else, but to Yunno it was something real. He did fall in love with each of them but they don't remember. Or something like that

That's depending on things to go a certain way, and since when has this quest ever stuck to the rails?
 
Alternatively, the girl from whatever route we end up picking actually does fall for him, and remembers doing so, but it turns out to be entirely due to the brainwashing. And once everyone is out of the lost logia, the brainwashing is removed, causing whoever he picked to suddenly not be in love with him. Except Yuuno isn't brainwashed, and the only way out is for him to fall in love with the person for real.
 
Alternatively, they find a way out without Yuuno falling in love with any of them, but the brainwashing sticks, and Yuuno has to seduce and reject each of them in order to fix their memories. A task made harder after they figure out what he's doing after the first few times.
 
Well, it's Nanoha, I expect once we reach high enough relationship levels there's going to be a giant battle with beamspam. The only question is who/what gets nuked.
 
I'd say if the situation is that bad, that we prioritize Nanoha - while keeping lines open to Hayate and Fate if we need sufficient scores with others in addition to maxing Nanoha's score.
 
I think we might need to spend some time exploring. Judging by what happened with Vita, it's bad to leave people undiscovered for too long.
 
End of Chapter One: The Place where he belongs
You cautiously open the door and step into the room, leaving Shamal behind you. Closing the door, you turn around to see Vita sitting on the bed with an obvious artificial cheerfulness. You have no idea what she's feeling but you doubt it's anything good.

"You okay?" You question your mentally trapped friend, sitting down next to her.

"Mhm!" She smiles jumping up and down.

You mentally think the answer over to try and get what Vita is really trying to say until the answer comes to you.

'What do you think, dumbass?'

....

Yeah, that's what she probably would say.

"Look," You begin, staring at your hands. "I know this must be hard for you but I will find away to fix this, I promise! It pains me to see you acting like this, and it probably hurts you even more. It's my fault. If only I had never gone on that dig..."

You trail off in the middle of your ramblings. Were you always meant for a life behind a desk? Was this punishment? It's all your fault she's like-

"Chear up Bro!" She yells, pumping her fist in the air. "Tomorrow's a brand new day! You can always fix the mistakes of the past in the future!"

You wonder if this persona actually knew what it was talking about. Vita sure as hell knew, but does the Lost Logia?

"Heh..." You spit out bitterly, standing up to open a window and let the stars shine through. "Fix the mistakes of the past huh? Don't you worry...."

Vita just stares at you with cutesy eyes, ocasionally blinking every few seconds. "Okay Bro!"

...

Your luck with promises is terrible lately. You promised Nanoha, fake as the mask maybe, that you would enjoy your time here, then this happened along with Signum's news. You're going to keep it though, you promise on the stars.

...

The stars. That's where you belong... Isn't it?

Chapter One: Unwavering Soul END
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The water runs down the sink as you stare at your disheveled self in the bathroom mirror. You couldn't get to sleep last night, and now it's morning with you frantically trying to keep yourself from collapsing on the floor.

Sighing, you turn the sink off and walk out of the bathroom and into the kitchen where there's a cup of coffee sitting for you on the table.

"Thought you might need it." Shamal says, sitting across the tables and reading a newspaper. "It's unhealthy but it works for now, though if you put another act like this again I might have to put you on a curfew."

"Right right." You tiredly mumble, taking a sip of the can. "So anything in the papers?"

"I am baffled by how such absolute nonsense can make sense at the same time." Shamal declares in awe. You take a peak at her papers and blink in surprise.

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̸̧̞̹̖̣͕̤́̊ͨ̌͐͗̇ͯ͆ͯ̐ͬ̄͂́̀t̷̿ͮ̆̅̈̂͛̑͡͏̱̻̘̘̦̰̖̘̱̫͠h̢̹̗̰͖̻͖̮̹͕͔̓͆̈͂̎ͨ̽̌͌ͥ͌̑̈̓ͪ̀̕͢͞e͕̣̹̠͚̘̰̙͇̻͉͍ͯ̾͆ͫ͌̿̋ͬ̄̉̈́̿̿̆͌̆̆̌͜ ͈̰̮̘̝͎̱̣͙̺̜͍̰̣̘ͣ͋̿ͣ̓̂̋ͬ̈́̀͘ͅḑ̲̝̗̗̩̠͔̠̠̺̦̝̺̜̹͙̪ͮͭ̒ͩ͢͝e̸̡̗̮̖̱̞̳͈̓͛͒ͮͤͤ̑ͮ́ͬ̇́́v̴̨̨͔̫͎̻̘̗ͫͭ͗ͦ͐̆ͬͩͬ̃̀ͅį̸̥̜͖̺͈̭̝̮̤͉̺͐ͩ̓̃̔͋͒ͦ̈́̑͒̌͡l̨̠̹̳͓͇͈͈̞͇̳̲̟͇͓̫͇͕̮ͩ́͒̀͂ͭ͠͠ͅ!̶̸̸͌͊̃ͥ͊ͧ͛̒̇̀҉̤̘̮̜̞̰̜̺̠̯̙̞̻̪̤͎ͅ ̧̲̜͓̳̋̀ͤ̈́ͧ̐͌ͮͯ̓̑͜͞F̸̐̏̾̐͜͏̷̶͔͇̞̩̙͔͈̯̣͙a̳͖͉̫͕͓͔̎̊̔ͬ̿ͮ͗ͦͣ̎ͬ̉ͥ͒̀̀ͅk̴̤̯̳͙̬̙͖̯̬̭̮̠̜̬̎̾̉͐̿̓ͨ̽̐ͦ͛͛̉̓͜͜e̴̤̞̣̻̱ͧͣͨͥͮ̓̕͘͟ ̶̳̗͈̰͛ͭ͗̊ͧ̉̍ͭ͛͟͠͠H̨̧̥̥͍̞̗̩̹ͯ̽̅ͨ́͂̀̀iͩ̃̓ͧ̎̉͊̐͂ͣͪ͢͟͏̢͓̜͕͔̪̝̰ͅt̶̡̝͕̥̪͓ͦ͛ͪ̕l̡̖̣̟̗̳͉̰̹͙͉̲̻̬̥̜̳͍̃́͗̇ͧ̌̊̋̐ͬ͑̏ͤ̾̈̚͢e̵̵̛̼̯̩̫̥͎͋̄͐͗̏ͧ̌̉͊̊̐ͨ͢r̢̲̣̩̲͍͕̰̟̪͇͙̝̳ͦͮ̓̾͜͡ͅ ̸̧̞̩͙͎͖̀̅̒̈ͣͫ̃̍ͩ͑ͬ͑̽̃͒͌ͅf̸̷̼̱̘̦̻̘͓̙̫̻̙͍̣̖̍͐ͤ̎͒ͤͪͮ̾́ͅó̶̴̧̭͈̘̳̗̣͍͇̲̬̫͖̪̍͒̊̅̐̔̊̂ͤ́̚̕ų̛̱͖̙̼̜̠̠̺̲̾̿̊̓͒͂̓̀ń̛̟̖̪̯̘̝͓̥̩͚̝̪̩͙̤͗ͣͪ̈́̕̕͟͜d̡̟̱̟̺̖̪̦͈̮̩͈͔̘̯ͪ͋ͦ͛ͤͬ̆̓͆̉̉͂ͯ̿ͤ̽̚͢ͅ ̷̵͓̩̳̯̗̫͙̽̎ͭ̀̚ͅo̢̨̢̧̗͙̤̮̠͕̪͇̠̣̠̓͑ͩ͊͡ȕ̬̭̫̝̤̰̼͔̩̠̬͙̯ͨ̑ͧͦ́͘ͅͅt̾̇̃͑̓̓̎ͣ̃̀̚̚҉̯̖͎̥̘͔̱̹̟͔̤̰͉͙͉̠̬̫!̵̵̧͓̬̰̻̞̝̤͓̹ͬ̍̽̇ͮ̒ͧͩͥ̌ͮ̒͋́̕͞ ̴͕̪͇͔̳̰̦̯̲̯̞̯̃͑̾ͭͥ̋͗̔̏̋͢͝ͅT̛̯̜͇͉̝̖͎͇̱̦̣͎̠͇̹̲ͩ̃̾ͣͭ͘ư̶̧͙͓̬̭͍̣̌̈́͗̍͂r̡͚͉̙̜̻͉̗͈͖̜̥̻̯̊̈̓ͥͩ̑̕͠͡n̴̢͇͖͙̗̦̗̜͔͑͐͒̑͒̀͌ͯ̽̀ͤ͡s̛ͬ̇͋̊͋͒͌̏҉̼̹̘͈̥̩̕ͅ ͬͧͭ̅҉̗̟͎̭͖͙̘͚͈̖̬͢͠ͅo̡̧̧̹̩͚̘̬͇̲̦͂ͭ̔̏ͯͣ̌̀͑̆̃͂ͮ̍͗́ũ̢͉̹̖̘͎̺͙̪̜̟̺͚͓̬̒̓̀̂̉ͯ͊ͪ̍ͩͭ͜͡͝͝t̴̝͈͚̫̥͉̲̼͉ͬͨ͆̊̌ͫ͌͌͗ͤͨ̎̔̏̅̕,̴̀͂̑͋̅̈̑̾͛̄̉̌ͥ̇̏̋͟҉̛̭͔͓̣̞͔͎̪̩̯̜͉̙̦̲͕͠ ̷̍̑͋͗̃̀ͥͧ̊҉̭̥͎̺ḩ̳͖̙͔͚͙̤̙̼͔̌̊͆̔̃̐̐ͮ͑̎ͬͩͨ̄͒ͩe̴̴͙̱̲̠̙̤͉̫͎͓͙͚̥̝͊̊̄̈́̍̈̓ͫͯͨ̾̌́ ̅ͨ͂̾͌̾͆̓ͫ̃̌̇̓͑̕͏̵̡̙̙̬̺̠̤c̷̣͙̟̻̜̝̝̲̲̬̣̦̣̮̤͚̤̗̍ͦ̈ͫ̿̑ͩ̌̊̊͗͢͝ͅa̴̎̅̈́͗̓̇̑ͧͨͫ̉̓̂̓͆͏̩͍̹͕n̶̵̶̛͇͍̜̙̟̗ͦ̾̆̌͂̌̐̿͊̊̚͡'̶̶̛̹̣̙͉̮̥̥̞͒ͯ͗̅̎̂ͣ̃ͪ̅ͦ͜tͨ̆̎̾͒͛̂́̍̓ͨͩͣ̈́̋͏̪͙͕̩̝̹̞͖̟̤̻̠͞ͅͅͅ ̸̛͓͔͉̰͈͔̣̫̰̂ͤ̽͆̅ͦ͋͗͂́͗ͫ̍ͣ̐̌̀͘͞ớ̸̸̭̙͖̹͍͇̟̼̭̣̺̩͕̫͈̮͈̈ͥ͆ͤͦ̔ͬͪ̐̅̿̉͌́̽̕͠p̵̬͔̻͍͖͖͙͙̗̭̹̣̭͚̠̙̤̠̟ͨ͌͆̐̽̒̅̃ͮͫͯ͠͝͝e̶̡͎̥̻̬͓̠̠͙̲̙̾ͥ͊ͬͪͨ͂̄̔́̈́ͣ̊ͮͨņ̍̊̓͗̌́҉̡̛͇̙̪͈̯̗̺̠̭͎̝̳̹̠ ̶̱̱̻̼̦̬̣͖̟̮͋̍͗̌̒͞ḋ͐ͣ͋ͥͯ̃ͫ̄͠͝҉͙̻̯͈̞̞̟̺͉̘͓̥͜ǫ̵͍͎̺͓͎̘ͦ̓̿͊ͣ̅͞ͅǫ͖̰̠͕͕͙̰̥̻͈̣͉̟̠͍̂̈́ͬ̊̊͛̈ͯ̇͝r͍̩̝̼͑͊̔̅͛ͣ͋̔̾ͬͨ͑ͪ̾̽̊͗̔͡ͅsͥ̒͋͊ͬ͑҉̷̙͖̳!̸̷̢̳̮̪̠̹̯͚̲͕̰̞͚̤̏ͯ͒̃ͬͧ ̴̷̱̦̦̝̻̀͒̓ͭͥͧṘ̵͒̋̉ͯͨ̓ͮ̆̀͋̓̌ͩ͆͑ͪ͡҉̗͍̗̺͓̤̠̜̞̞̝e͗̋̓ͦ̆͂̒ͭ͋̍ͦ̎̓ͣ͋ͯ͏̨̧̖̼͖̻̰͙͓̥̜͚͍̕m̹̳̭̭͔͚͖̭͓̦̼̲̭̒̽̉͗̑͗ͥ̊͞e̙̟͓͈ͦ̑̂͆̆ͬ͐̄͑̔͗̒ͣ̇̾͂̔ͮ̿͘͢͟m̞̭͓̻̜̲̭̮̰̭͉̟̟̜̌ͮͥ̌̓̚͟͟͝͠͡ͅb̯̺͈͖̼̙̤̥̈ͮ́̆͐̈́̀͠è̊ͤ̃̏ͫ̒̑̔ͩͥ͊̊̌͌̚҉̤̟̮͉̹̬͇̤̻͉̬r̡ͭ̔̄ͫͩ̇͡͏̸̟̭͙͚̬̠͈ ̨̳̖̣̰̺̼͔̯͓̘ͤ̇̿̾ͣ͛̄̾͋́̀̀ͅͅͅt̨̳͓̻̖̗̥͔̩͓͚̹̝́̊ͤ̒̇̄̎̐̔ͫ̊̇̂͋͆̆̈́̀̚͘ͅỡ̶͂ͥ͗̀͑ͤ͌̏ͭͥ̋ͩ́͟͏̲̤̱ͅ ̸̛̮̟̟̭̜̖̗̩̤̣̻̮̘̼̠̞͍̄̊͑ͪ͒̑̌̒̀ͤ͗̊̓ͯ́̃̚f̸̸̢̧̬̻̼̥̟̦͈͕̖̝̱̲̦̼̤͖͖̗ͭ̏ͤ͂ͬͥ̃̑̓͛̈̍̎̏̓̋̆͢i̼̘̳̩̞̻̖̜̩̱͙͐ͪ̆̓ͭ͑͑̎͛̀̈ͤ͛ͦ̋̚͝͝ņ̬̮͙̖͇̫̤ͦ̉ͤ̓̔ͧ͂͆̅̽̽̌ͦ̚͡ḑ̰̩͚̯͔̮̞̙͔̫͎̲̌̐̋͂ͤ̍͛̽̓͐ͣ͜ ̸̧͓̞̘̘̱͙̝͍̬͔͉̱̮̹͇ͩ̐̑̐ͧ̋̉̉̈́̉̾ͩ̅̍͗̚͡y̡͍̮͍̯̯̽ͬ͊ͣ̓̀͒ͥͣ͐ͬͣͭ̚̚o̸̞͔̫͎͇̦͉̺̦̘͖̱̲͔̳̣͎͛̀̆̿ͮ̒̔͆ͩ͜͝͠͞ͅͅư̖̟̩͈̻͔̭̰̼̠̦̄ͣ̾̆͋͛̈́ͬ̾̂̓̎̃ͪ̔͒͝͞r̡̲͕͍͇̦̤̯̩̙̞̪̫̠̠͔ͯͯ̂ͯ̀͂̇̎͋̐ͤ̓͊̌ͅ ̢͍̯̻̝̰͈͎̤̰̪ͯ̒̄̄ͭͨ̂ͥ̾͐̿ͪ͆ͦ̀̽͜͝T̷̴͓̦̻̭̗͌̅͑ͮ͑ͩ͛r̴̛̪̻͈͎̘̖̖̻̳̩̃̃͊̎͐̆͋̆ͥͩ̆ͯ͋̈͗͗̅̚͝u̸̸̷̘̩̫͈͆̈̓ͫ̎ͥͣ̓͞ͅe̷̽̌͗̀̑̎͆̅̂̽̄́̅͂͆̈́҉̪̹̺͖͙̪̬̲͜͢͡ ̅͂̀̿̌ͪ͗͏̴̶̷̹͕̥͚͓͔͟L̆ͯ̿̇͛ͫ̅́͟҉̪̞̦̹̹̟̙̟̼̙̙͙̗̤̗̩͝ͅo̢ͨ̂̔͑͡͏̭͉̗̹͚͈̹͉͎̱ͅͅͅv̢̖͎̥͎͖̰͔ͪ͂̋ͯ͂̽͊ͭ̌̆͜͠ë͔̥̭͖́ͪͤͥ̑ͧ͛̎ͬ͒͆ͧ̒̊ͮ͂̏̚͢ ̡̢̡͈̜̙͉̦͉͎̙̼̲͓̲̟̖̠̣̯̭͗̋̈́̈͑̾ͮ̽͒͆̍͌ͩͯ̏͘Ẏ̵̢͔͎̺̳̳̠̻̦͊͗̀̾̊͐ͥͪ̃̓̑ü̷̸̶͕̹̞͕͍͍̞̺̝̞̇̇̐ͦ̈ͣͣͭ͌̊̕͢ư̶̾̄ͮ̉ͫ̓̌͏̛̺̫̟͕ͅn̸̤͓̪̞̠̲̰̜̞͔̟͙̭͕͚̅ͫ̽̔ͤ̇̌ͥͧ͒̌̀̅̅̋̈̃̚ͅǒ̢ͫ̂ͯ̆ͨ̈́̉͑͆̊͋̍̓ͨ͐͊͑́̚͠҉̟̩͕̞̲̦̘̮̺̤̪͔!̵̗̩͈͕͈̜̥̝̠̣̫̟͖̪ͫ̏̒̔̌̃̔̾̏̓̌ͭ͡]

"What the actual fuck!" You exclaim in surprise. Shamal whacks you in the head and you give a quick sorry before continuing on. "Is the Lost Logia glitching or something?"

"It might have always end been like this and we never noticed." Shamal admits, rolling up the baffling news. "We never did check the newspaper before."

Well, that's one way to start a morning.

[] You need more coffee.
[] Fix yourself up.
[] Go check on the other occupant of the house.
 
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