- Location
- West Michigan
Moid's writing. It's obviously Dark Souls.
Metroid: Zero Missions At All
- Thread starter TheOneMoiderah
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Blackkyuubi6
Excalibur was first.
Huh she lasted five minutes? Not bad.
EtchedSteel
*mumble mumble*
- Location
- Lima. Peru
She of like "herself"? Or like "everyone around her"?
NephyrisX
Luck is my dump stat. And the dice shows.
- Location
- Singapore
Kind of hard to connect to Dark Souls when you have a rather optimistic and bright name like Fantasy attached to it
- Location
- West Michigan
Moid.Kind of hard to connect to Dark Souls when you have a rather optimistic and bright name like Fantasy attached to it
Blackkyuubi6
Excalibur was first.
Like everyone around her (yes I know people don't usually die in the first five minutes unless they don't notice the gate its called a joke for a reason)
EtchedSteel
*mumble mumble*
- Location
- Lima. Peru
- Location
- Russia
Now I have a mental image of a special detachment of the local law enforcement whose job is to lure Samus away from the most recent... incident with ice-cream and without anyone getting maimed (any more than they already are). Cool head, steel nerves, a degree of disregard for personal safety and ability to fast-talk their way out of a drunken brawl are required.
Requiem_Jeer
The Most High
As amusing as that is, give Samus more credit. She's not a simpleton, she'd need more then just ice cream to keep her out of trouble. It would be like a military concierge, keeping the VIP out of trouble. Granted, unlike similar situations, it's more to protect the area from the VIP then the other way around, but still...
Stop extrapolating from vastly inadequate data vis a vis Samus's interests.
Stop extrapolating from vastly inadequate data vis a vis Samus's interests.
Kind of hard to connect to Dark Souls when you have a rather optimistic and bright name like Fantasy attached to it
Soul Fantasy
BlackoutSampler
So Easily Forgotten
dear lord she is towering over that bartender. it even looks like the stool is splitting under her weight.
Winged Knight
Still just a crazy man with a wolf on his head
- Location
- Texas
greensun
You shall all burn beneath my light!!!
She's a genetically engineered super soldier who stands at over six foot tall; she is certainly not going to be a featherweight in any sense of the word.
Are you calling Samus fat?
*Ducks for cover*
Bird bones.
Jonen C
F.M.D.G.
- Location
- Lincopense, Ostrogothia, Suecia
Dinosaur bones.Bird bones.
- Location
- West Michigan
Bones of everyone unlucky enough to fight her.
AckermannFxn
Muffins?
- Location
- East USA-ish
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- Location
- HELL
- Pronouns
- They/It
Samus Aran walked into a nearby supermarket. She quietly grabbed a cart, lifted it over her head, and slammed it in front of her without much effort. The motion immediately caught the attention of everyone nearby as the hover system that was supposed to keep her from slamming it into the ground kicked in, and she moved in.
As she did, though, a marine noticed her walking. The woman was dressed in uniform, sans weapon, and was set up with her own, slightly smaller cart.
She raised an eyebrow as Samus made a beeline towards the frozen goods. "Samus Aran?" She murmured with a cockney twang.
"Oh, did you see Santa, too?" Another marine, this time with a slight estuary accent, raised her eyebrow.
"No. 'S in, look over there." She raised a finger.
The other marine rolled her eyes and moved forwards, before her eyes widened. "...Shit, that does look like her."
"Told yah, Leslie." She said in a mocking voice.
"Don't be condescending, Maddie."
"I reserve the right to be condescendin' when you're wrong."
"Fuck off, Maddie."
"No."
A/N: I don't even know what I'm doing.
As she did, though, a marine noticed her walking. The woman was dressed in uniform, sans weapon, and was set up with her own, slightly smaller cart.
She raised an eyebrow as Samus made a beeline towards the frozen goods. "Samus Aran?" She murmured with a cockney twang.
"Oh, did you see Santa, too?" Another marine, this time with a slight estuary accent, raised her eyebrow.
"No. 'S in, look over there." She raised a finger.
The other marine rolled her eyes and moved forwards, before her eyes widened. "...Shit, that does look like her."
"Told yah, Leslie." She said in a mocking voice.
"Don't be condescending, Maddie."
"I reserve the right to be condescendin' when you're wrong."
"Fuck off, Maddie."
"No."
[Bird Related Pun]
A/N: I don't even know what I'm doing.
For the sake of the supermarket and the lives contained within they better hope there isn't a sale on rocky road.