Meow Quest (PMMM Catgirl!Homura)

[TheBleachDoctor]

[X] *Stomach rumble*
Your stomach rumbles, and you jump in surprise.

"What was that? Sound. Stomach sound," you pat down your stomach, much to Mami's amusement.

"It's fine," she reassures you, "it just means that you're hungry! Come on, let's get something to eat!"

Yellow girl Mami drags you to a place where you sit down in front of a table, and she hands you a sheet of paper with words on it.
You don't know what these are, but you can point to the pictures.
...
So many choices...

[] Write in (this cafe has everything)

 

[TheBleachDoctor]

[X] Where's the tuna? Ah, there it is.
-[X] Tuna... casserole? What is casserole? Well, it has tuna, so it's good, right?
"Where is the short tuna, where is the long tuna?" you scan the menu, before pointing out a specific item to Mami, "Nya, nya!"

"Tuna casserole?" Mami gives you a questioning look, "Do you want that?"

"It's got tuna in it, it has to be good, right?" you insist excitedly.

"Well, alright, what do you want to dri-"

"Milk," you state seriously.

Mami stares at you for a second, shrugs, and places your orders on the table's touch screen top.

You sit in anticipation, your tail waving behind you.

"Eh..." Mami cringes at the looks being thrown at the two of you, "Homura-san, can't you hide those?"

"Hide what?" you tilt your head inquisitively.

"...Your ears, your tail..."

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[TheBleachDoctor]

[X] Okay.
Mami wants to cover your ears? Why? Does she think you're not cute with them?

"...okay," you are crestfallen. You're adorable best cat! Why would Mami not like your ears?

[X] Cover your ears with your hands.
Reaching up, you place your hands over your ears. They are now sufficiently covered and you can barely hear.

[X] Wait, you don't have enough hands to cover your tail too.
Your tail flicks around in agitation, reminding you that you lack a third hand to cover it.

Mami drops her face onto the table, sighing.

[] Pet Yellow girl Mami.
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[TheBleachDoctor]

[X] Pet Yellow Girl Mami
You reach over and start petting Mami on the head.
It makes you feel better, surely it'll make her feel better.

-[X] Pity her inability to receive proper ear scratches.
Hm, she doesn't look any better, maybe it's because you can't give her proper ear scratches.

-[X] Wait! We aren't just Best Cat! We're Magical Cat!
--[X] Attempt to give Yellow Girl Mami proper ears using Magic.
You can fix that.
Almost instinctually, you channel your magic, and a pair of yellow ears pop into place on Mami's head.

"Eh? Eh?" she gasps in confusion as you scratch behind her proper ears.

"You have better ears now, Yellow girl Mami!" you declare triumphantly.

"No, no, please, turn them back, Homura-san!" she says in distress even as she leans into your petting.
Mission accomplished.

"Mommy, who are those weirdos," a little boy points at the two of you, only to be dragged away by his mother, who mutters, "Just two perverted cosplayers, pay them no mind."

As they leave earshot, you hear the boy ask, "What's perverted?"

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[TheBleachDoctor]

OOC: Poor Mumi....

[X] Mami, what's 'perverted'?
"Mami, what's 'perverted' mean?" you ask curiously.

"It's... well..." she whimpers, "Stop scratching my head, please, Homura-san."

[X] Keep scratching.
"No," you reply, smiling.

[X] Add a tail.
Yellow girl Mami doesn't look happy enough.
You know, she's just missing the most crucial part of a cat!

"Eep!" Mami jumps slightly as a tail pokes itself from out under her skirt.

"Now you're best cat too!" you exclaim happily.

"No, no nooo!" she starts to cry, "Stop it!"

She still doesn't look happy.
Maybe she's missing the fur?

[] Finish the transformation.
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[TheBleachDoctor]

[x] She seemed to get unhappy with the tail. Get rid of it. She's still letting us scratch her ears, though, so they can stay.
"....okay," with a frown, you remove the tail. Why does it make Mami sad? Tails are great!
She likes the ear scratching though, so you keep those.

"The... the ears too, please," she whines as you continue your petting.

"But isn't it nice?" you ask happily.

"No... no it... isn't," despite herself, she begins to make purring noises.

See, she likes it!

[x] Give her a hug. Hugs are good, and make you feel better whenever you get upset, so Mami probably needs one too.
Not taking your hand off her head, you scoot around the table and give her a hug.

"H-Homura-san?" she squeaks in surprise.

"You're sad. Don't be sad," you hug her tightly.

"But you're... the ears... I...."

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[TheBleachDoctor]

[x] Relent, take away the ears.
-[x] if she liked them we can always give them back.
You sigh and relent, taking away the nice, fluffy ears that you gave to Mami.

"Th-Thank you, Homura-san," she rubs her head, looking relieved and slightly regretful.

[x] get distracted by food arriving.
-[x] TUNA
A wonderful scent hits your nose, and you whirl around in your seat with a broad smile.
"Tuna!" you exclaim as your food is put down in front of you, along with your glass of milk.

Mami smiles at her own cup of tea and grilled chicken with rice pilaf.


[] Eat like a kitten
-[] Eat as a kitten
-[] Eat as a human

[] Watch how human eats. You are in humanoid form right now. Eat as humans do.
-[] Shiny stick, pointy stick, sharp stick. Yellow girl Mami, what do I use these for?

 

[TheBleachDoctor]

[x] Watch how human eats. You are in humanoid form right now. Eat as humans do.
-[x] Shiny stick, pointy stick, sharp stick. Yellow girl Mami, what do I use these for?
You look kind of like a Human, so you should eat like one. Best Cat can do anything!

You stare and prod at the shiny sticks next to your tuna. You see that Yellow girl Mami knows what to do with them.

"Shiny stick, pointy stick, sharp stick," you hold them up, "Yellow girl Mami, what do I use these for?"

She sighs, pausing her consumption of her lunch, "Those are called utensils, Homura-san, you use them to eat."

"...I thought I used my mouth to eat," you reply, clueless.

"You use utensils to bring the food up to your mouth," she demonstrates, "Like this, see?"

Looking down at your tuna food, you wonder....

[] Use shiny stick.
[] Use pointy stick.
[] Use sharp stick.
[] Sticks stupid. Utensils stupid. Eat like a cat.

 

[TheBleachDoctor]

OOC: An 85-100 would have Bad Ended you. Bad End by silverware. The spoon had no chance of Bad Ending, Knife, 50%, fork, 15%. As it is, you just injured yourself.

[X] Use pointy stick.
You take the pointy stick, and jab it into the food.
A fair amount of tuna and other stuff comes up with it.
It smells so good!

Without further ado, you jam it into your mouth.
You freeze, ears and tail shooting up straight, eyes wide.
You have just stabbed your own tongue.

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[TheBleachDoctor]

[x] Mewl piteously with a mouthful of tuna.
You let out a pitiful, pained mewl. Your tongue hurts! You hurt your tongue! Pain!

"Homura-san, are you alright?" Mami asks in concern as you begin to cry.

'I hurt my tongue!' you whine telepathically, 'Pain!"

"...Here, open your mouth," she leans in closer.

You open your mouth to show her, and it hurts more as you move things.

"Oh dear," Mami gives you a sympathetic look, "You should be more careful, Homura-san. I can heal it, but I'll have to remove the fork first, and that'll hurt a bit, okay?"

[] No! No more pain! Flee!
[] Let Yellow girl Mami heal you.