Entropy Judge
Recurring Bouts of Misanthropy
Does the character in question exist in PMMM? If Yes, the odds of suffering increase dramatically, even in comedic works.
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Especially in comedic works.
Meow Quest (PMMM Catgirl!Homura)
- Thread starter TheBleachDoctor
- Start date
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Especially in comedic works.
wingnut2292
<Verified Sugar Addict>
- Location
- Milwaukee Metro
I know you wanted a best friend to help fight the loneliness you feel...
...but we're just a kitten in the shape of a girl. Sorry, Mami.
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
[jk] Sticks stupid. Eat with beam claws!
Guys...where the the "just" sticks? a pair of them? A la chopsticks?
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
We don't have chopsticks, we have silverware.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
This cafe is 100% Western trash. No chopsticks.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Vote tally:
##### 3.18
[x] Use sharp stick.
No. of votes: 2
Hyp3rB14d3, Doctor Akemi
[X] Sticks stupid. Utensils stupid. Eat like a cat.
No. of votes: 1
Selias
[X] Use pointy stick.
No. of votes: 6
bdun140, Wzd_JA, Dirtnap, SoaringHawk218, MacroDaemon, Krecart
[X] Use shiny stick.
No. of votes: 3
Entropy Judge, Kinematics, wingnut2292
[x] enchant fingernails into long thin claws.
-[x] delicately stuff your face
No. of votes: 1
angelofwhim
[X] Become Best Cat
-[X] Sticks stupid. Utensils stupid. Eat like a cat.
No. of votes: 1
WSR
##### 3.18
[x] Use sharp stick.
No. of votes: 2
Hyp3rB14d3, Doctor Akemi
[X] Sticks stupid. Utensils stupid. Eat like a cat.
No. of votes: 1
Selias
[X] Use pointy stick.
No. of votes: 6
bdun140, Wzd_JA, Dirtnap, SoaringHawk218, MacroDaemon, Krecart
[X] Use shiny stick.
No. of votes: 3
Entropy Judge, Kinematics, wingnut2292
[x] enchant fingernails into long thin claws.
-[x] delicately stuff your face
No. of votes: 1
angelofwhim
[X] Become Best Cat
-[X] Sticks stupid. Utensils stupid. Eat like a cat.
No. of votes: 1
WSR
76
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
OOC: An 85-100 would have Bad Ended you. Bad End by silverware. The spoon had no chance of Bad Ending, Knife, 50%, fork, 15%. As it is, you just injured yourself.
[X] Use pointy stick.
You take the pointy stick, and jab it into the food.
A fair amount of tuna and other stuff comes up with it.
It smells so good!
Without further ado, you jam it into your mouth.
You freeze, ears and tail shooting up straight, eyes wide.
You have just stabbed your own tongue.
[] Write in...
[X] Use pointy stick.
You take the pointy stick, and jab it into the food.
A fair amount of tuna and other stuff comes up with it.
It smells so good!
Without further ado, you jam it into your mouth.
You freeze, ears and tail shooting up straight, eyes wide.
You have just stabbed your own tongue.
[] Write in...
Doctor Akemi
Homura Akemi's Time Lord counterpart.
- Location
- inside TARDIS in time stream
[x] Mewl piteously with a mouthful of tuna.
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
[x] Bolt out of the food court
[x] Scream
[x] Bleed
[x] Scream
[x] Bleed
[x] Mewl piteously with a mouthful of tuna.
Try not to make too much of a scene. Mami's had a trying day as it is.
Try not to make too much of a scene. Mami's had a trying day as it is.
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Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
We just stabbed ourselves in the tongue and you're asking us not to make a scene? WTF?
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
A fork.
[x] Mewl piteously with a mouthful of tuna.
How deep did we stab ourselves? I mean did we go through our tounge or something? It sounds closer to part of the fork was sticking through the bottom of the tuna and we lightly impaled our tongue on it. It's just a light stab wound.
(I've kinda maybe hurt myself like that before... maybe. Possibly! It makes eating quite uncomfortable. Good things tongues heal fast!)
How deep did we stab ourselves? I mean did we go through our tounge or something? It sounds closer to part of the fork was sticking through the bottom of the tuna and we lightly impaled our tongue on it. It's just a light stab wound.
(I've kinda maybe hurt myself like that before... maybe. Possibly! It makes eating quite uncomfortable. Good things tongues heal fast!)
I'm trying to preempt any crazy write-ins.
- Location
- United States
Plastic or metal?
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
Speaking of tongues. I once had a toothache that was really annoying me, then I had the bright idea to drown that toothache in mouthwash by keeping it in my mouth for awhile. It did make my tooth stop hurting while I had the wouthwash in my mouth, but I couldn't taste anything for days after. Scared the shit out of me. I was like "Oh god. I'm never gonna taste anything again. What have I done?". So yeah. Scary. Don't do that.
Entropy Judge
Recurring Bouts of Misanthropy
And now I wish I'd let someone else take that fourth roll.
