*Kyouko shows up.*

Madoka: "Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy."
Given the constant horrors that are witches, there are many a meguca that comes to madoka for help in forgetting the things best left unseen. She eventually developed a medicine that, with a bit hypnosis, act as a brain bleach for even the worst cases. She became famous as....the bleach doctor.


I'm sowwy.
 
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Actually, Madoka's intent is that she wants to be able to help anyone, not that she has to.
Her wish magic allows her to know exactly what a person needs to solve their personal troubles, which in your case requires pets, hugs, and cuddles.
That's amazing. That is quiet possibly the most helpful wish I've every seen in PMMM, fanwork or otherwise.
 
[X] Ask Pink Girl Madoka is she wants to be a good hunter! (Best hunters are cats, that means turning her into a cat-girl!)
-[X] Nom Bunny thing ears! He is no part cat, no cat would be so... monotone? What's monotone? No matter, you are best cat so you decided he is no cat!
--[X] Try to Remember that Pink Girl name is Madoka?
 
[X] Ask Pink Girl Madoka is she wants to be a good hunter! (Best hunters are cats, that means turning her into a cat-girl!)
-[X] Nom Bunny thing ears! He is no part cat, no cat would be so... monotone? What's monotone? No matter, you are best cat so you decided he is no cat!
--[X] Try to Remember that Pink Girl name is Madoka?
 
HOW THE HELL DID ALMOST NO ONE IN ANY OF THE QUESTS THINK OF THAT AS A WISH!?!? If the wish follows the intent it literally has no downsides at all!
 
HOW THE HELL DID ALMOST NO ONE IN ANY OF THE QUESTS THINK OF THAT AS A WISH!?!? If the wish follows the intent it literally has no downsides at all!

Knowing what would help someone isn't the same as being able to carry that action out. And it may not be possible to perfectly help two people at the same time. Plus what combat benefits it provides are unknown, and as a Puella Magi combat will always be a major concern.
 
In my case I would still stick by the "I wish for whatever I would wish for if I knew and understood every detail I needed to know or was relevant to my wish and I had took all the necessary time to carefully consider my wish and the impact it has."

Because if there is a best wish for me, then I would naturally be referring to it wouldn't I?

And while I know wishes may not have And clauses sticking extra things in, they aren't adding to my wish, they are just describing it!
 
In my case I would still stick by the "I wish for whatever I would wish for if I knew and understood every detail I needed to know or was relevant to my wish and I had took all the necessary time to carefully consider my wish and the impact it has."

Because if there is a best wish for me, then I would naturally be referring to it wouldn't I?

And while I know wishes may not have And clauses sticking extra things in, they aren't adding to my wish, they are just describing it!
It is adding things to your wish, if you specified you had flame powers on Wednesdays, it would give you flame powers then limit it to Wednesdays rather than '1/7th of a week of flame powers'.
It would start off with the potential and then remove pieces off to construct the bindings inside the power and then pour the rest inside it.
 
Or maybe the Contract has a clause you don't know about along the lines of 'if the client is being annoying by adding too damn many modifiers and words and words to their Wish, form the Contract, take the Soul and null the Wish because screw them, we've better things to do'.

:p
 
I'm not actually wishing for any of the powers*, I am describing a hypothetical me to make*** the wish.

If there are any hidden clauses, divisions of potential, or irritable bunnycats just throwing the rules out and making a contract with no wish**, then hypothetical me would not make the wish that would cause such a thing to happen. Which would mean I didn't make the wish that would cause that.

Besides on word length, my wish is not the longest I've seen.

*Not to say that similar powers wouldn't make a very good match for Puella magic to develop along.

**According to how Madoka's wish worked, the bunnycats do not get a veto once they offer a contract.

***You can wish for a disease to be cured without a knowledge of the patient or the disease. You can wish for witches to have never existed without knowing each and every one of them. It stands to reason you can wish "I'll have what hypothetical me is having!".
 
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Or Madoka starts going crazy since her power most likely doesn't have an off-button, and now she automatically sees the problems of all people she meets. Especially when she runs into people she cannot help.
 
I'm not actually wishing for any of the powers*, I am describing a hypothetical me to make*** the wish.

If there are any hidden clauses, divisions of potential, or irritable bunnycats just throwing the rules out and making a contract with no wish**, then hypothetical me would not make the wish that would cause such a thing to happen. Which would mean I didn't make the wish that would cause that.

Besides on word length, my wish is not the longest I've seen.

*Not to say that similar powers wouldn't make a very good match for Puella magic to develop along.

**According to how Madoka's wish worked, the bunnycats do not get a veto once they offer a contract.

***You can wish for a disease to be cured without a knowledge of the patient or the disease. You can wish for witches to have never existed without knowing each and every one of them. It stands to reason you can wish "I'll have what hypothetical me is having!".
Wishes work by intent rather than wording however. The words just help shape how thevpower comes out.

Though odds are wishing for a recursive loop search to determine your wish via PtV is just going to witch you out.
 
Wishes work by intent rather than wording however. The words just help shape how thevpower comes out.

Thank you!

Though odds are wishing for a recursive loop search to determine your wish via PtV is just going to witch you out.

Then wouldn't the same apply when someone with no medical knowledge wishes for someone to be healed?

Healing a condition that will not improve on its own requires knowledge that most people do not have*. And the wish is stated to be granted by the Puella's own potential.

*Even restoring a previous state requires knowledge of that state, or the ability to turn back time to the previous state!
 
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[X] Ask Pink Girl Madoka is she wants to be a good hunter! (Best hunters are cats, that means turning her into a cat-girl!)
-[X] Nom Bunny thing ears! He is no part cat, no cat would be so... monotone? What's monotone? No matter, you are best cat so you decided he is no cat!
--[X] Try to Remember that Pink Girl name is Madoka?
 
Thank you!



Then wouldn't the same apply when someone with no medical knowledge wishes for someone to be healed?

Healing a condition that will not improve on its own requires knowledge that most people do not have*. And the wish is stated to be granted by the Puella's own potential.

*Even restoring a previous state requires knowledge of that state, or the ability to turn back time to the previous state!
Not likely, Healing is regenerating the area with magic, searching one universe then another then another to find the 'best wish' is likely going to cost more.
 
Then wouldn't the same apply when someone with no medical knowledge wishes for someone to be healed?

Healing a condition that will not improve on its own requires knowledge that most people do not have*. And the wish is stated to be granted by the Puella's own potential.

*Even restoring a previous state requires knowledge of that state, or the ability to turn back time to the previous state!
Nnnno. You generally know what result you want with healing; your intent is clear. You want the person that's being healed to be physically whole; you want their body parts to work as you imagine those body parts should work. It's a singular, essentially indivisible desire and want for how you want the world to be.

Your described wish doesn't really have that, far as I can tell. It's not a singular change to the world you want; you can't internally represent what that wish means to yourself in a way that you could describe how the world would be different afterwards. You aren't describing a transformation, you're describing a way to determine a transformation. It's a meta-wish through and through.
 
No actually in both cases my intent is clear and doesn't require infinite universes. Just requires one hypothetical me with the knowledge of what would benefit me the best with my potential.

No infinite loops, metaknowledge, or powers needed. Just an emulated timeline where I am informed of everything relevant to my wish. Which is not an infinite or even superhuman list.

Whereas if magical healing followed a middle schoolers idea of how the body is supposed to work it would create a body horror.

The universe does not keep a handy reference chart for how the human body is 'supposed' to be. Even the human body itself does not have that information.

Limbs grow into the shapes they will keep in utero using a step by step process and the blueprints would only help if you were to regrow a fetus, they aren't applicable for a partial reconstruction of a damaged body.

Magical healing is neither restoring something to the way it should be, or accelerating a process that already exists.

If something blows a hole through your shoulder, it is natural that there should be a hole. If your hand is mangled beyond what surgeons can repair, it will not eventually regenerate into a working hand.

Magical healing is unnatural and complicated.
 
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