He's a cat that sort of wanders around campus a lot. He randomly showed up outside my window meowing a bunch so I let him inside the dorm cause he seemed cold and like 20 minutes later I turned around and just found him napping on the bed.
Ah, yes. The greatest honor a Human can be bestowed for a good deed towards Catkind. To have his bed used by the cat to take a nap. Indeed, it shows an immense amount of trust and kindness on the part of the cat.

...Sometimes I think this thread is actually Ulthar.
 
Breaking Emergency Universitywide News: Fifi the Campus cat has been reported missing since 1.2 hours ago by the Dean. Any news about the whereabouts of Fifi should be reported to the Head of Fifi Management for the reward of a letter grade boost. The criminal shall be summarily expelled and grades trashed and burned. If the criminal is not a student, they shall be trashed and burned.
 
how does that even happen?
"Oh i left the window open and a cat just waltz right in!"
"It was the greatest prank ever!"
"It IS THE WORST PRANK EV- ACHOO!"
Yup, that's how it pretty much goes. Cat just waltzes in and acts like it owns the place. Even if it's the cat's first time in the place.
 
Yup, that's how it pretty much goes. Cat just waltzes in and acts like it owns the place. Even if it's the cat's first time in the place.
This actually happened to a neighbour of mine, the cat just showed up in their garden one day, came back a few times and steadily moved into the house and now they've bout it food bowls and stuff and it just sort of hangs around dozing a lot ,while their neighbours cat follows the nominally adopted stray around on occasion before running off at the first sign of acknowledgement.
 
This actually happened to a neighbour of mine, the cat just showed up in their garden one day, came back a few times and steadily moved into the house and now they've bout it food bowls and stuff and it just sort of hangs around dozing a lot ,while their neighbours cat follows the nominally adopted stray around on occasion before running off at the first sign of acknowledgement.
This happened to my parents as well. They took the cat inside few times, and then it just started to come back, marching inside and laying on the sofa like it owned the place.
 
There was a stray cat that kept sneaking into the house through the dog door. It kept eating the dog food and attacking the cats. This went on for months. Then it just stopped showing up.
 
Vote tally:
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[x] Yay! Pink Girl can help hunt!
-[x] And also pet!
--[x] Or even pet and hunt AT THE SAME TIME!
[x] Pink Girl should wish to be a strong cat, like you! Then you would be Best Cats together!
[x]...Wait. But what about everyone else? Shouldn't they get to be strong cats too? Not best cat because you are best cat and so would pink girl, but...
-[x]Ponder this.
-[x]Pink girl should wish for EVERYONE to be strong cats!
No. of votes: 2
Ugolino, Sereg

[X] 'Wish to never let you or anyone you love fall into despair.'
No. of votes: 2
Labuto, SailorMidgard

[X] Wish for Tuna. No wait, we already have Tuna. Mh... this is hard. Mh... Maybe ask what other's wished for and make your wish better than theirs? I wished Pink girl didn't die... so you can wish Pink girl will NEVER die.
No. of votes: 1
The_Butcher

[x] Oktavia
No. of votes: 1
UbeOne

[X] Wish for Pink Girl to always be Pink Girl and not dead Pink Girl or not-Pink Girl.
No. of votes: 1
veekie

[x] Make Upside-Down Girl go away!
No. of votes: 1
Torgamous

[X] Pink girl will hunt with you, yay!
-[X] But wait, to hunt with you Pink girl has to be with Bunnycat, and you were very firm about your territory!
--[X] Also didn't Green girl say there was something bad about wishes? Your wish was good but you are best cat! And you remember thinking Bunnycat was wrong and suspicious when you first met and Best Cat senses never lie.
[X] Maybe... Don't wish yet?
No. of votes: 8
Zam, MrLZRS, MissingJimbo, Slith10, AdrianNightfire, will408914, Always Late, Wizard_Marshall

[x]Wish to never become really sad! And that no one else will ever be really sad and be mean.
No. of votes: 1
glitchrrr36

[x] Wish for Pink Girl to always stay with Best Cat.
No. of votes: 1
Sheepking

[x] Pink Girl Madoka should wish to be a strong cat, like you! Then you would be Best Cats together!
No. of votes: 1
Pinklestia

[X] Wish to be Best Hunter! Then you'll beat Upside-Down Girl! Or just Wish to not be killed!
No. of votes: 5
Higure, Nervos Belli, Icipall, 00mega, zero_breaker

[X] Wish to be Best Hunter! Then you'll beat Upside-Down Girl!
No. of votes: 1
Dragxon

[x] Pink Girl should wish for what Pink Girl wants.
-[x] Or tuna. Tuna is good.
No. of votes: 1
Hyp3rB14d3

[X] wish to be best Hunter!
No. of votes: 1
angelofwhim

[x] veeke
No. of votes: 1
wingnut2292

 
The sound of the cat struggling to eat hard food. It fills you with D̛̥̼̞͓͍͚ͦͦ̌ͦͬ͟͞E̛͖̝̹̞̲̻ͯT̺̙̯̭͈͎̥̙ͥ̍̎ͅE̞̟͕ͦͭ̽̔̏͆̽͗̌͡͞R̜̪̹̜̊̐͐̊̕͝M̧̜̰̺̝͎̝̮͐ͥI͍̞ͣͧ͂ͧ̈͛ͭͪ̕͡N̶̢̼͖̻ͣͨ̌͊͒Á̻̤̼̰̔͗̈́̄͋ͭȚ̴̌̌ͣÍ̶̶̜̫̿͋̈́̏̋͒̈́̈́O̵̧̫̮̭͆̂̅̓̆ͬN̘̦̦̺̝̫̘̲̮̈ͮͮ̂́ͫͫ̊̂!
 
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[X] Pink girl will hunt with you, yay!
-[X] But wait, to hunt with you Pink girl has to be with Bunnycat, and you were very firm about your territory!
--[X] Also didn't Green girl say there was something bad about wishes? Your wish was good but you are best cat! And you remember thinking Bunnycat was wrong and suspicious when you first met and Best Cat senses never lie.
[X] Maybe... Don't wish yet?

Pink Girl is going to make a wish! Pink Girl is going to hunt with you, yay!
Oh, but wait... that means Bunnycat will be here, and this is your territory... and Green Girl said something was bad about wishes? You don't know, you are not a smart kitty, but you are Best Cat! Your wish was good, and Bunnycat is some of not right...
Maybe...

'Don't wish yet?' you mewl at Pink Girl, 'Wait till later?'

"Oh, Homura-chan," Madoka giggles, petting you, "But if I don't make a wish, then how will I help you?"

Oh... okay.

"Alright, Hitomi-chan, I think I've got an idea for a wish," Pink Girl nods to Green Girl.

'Excellent,' Kyubey blinks from atop the television, 'What wish will make your Soul Gem shine, Kaname Madoka?'

"...I want to be helpful," Madoka declares, "I want to be able to help anyone and everyone!"

Then there's lots of shining light and loud noises! You have to hide your eyes, too bright for Best Cat!
Then it all stops, and you feel Pink Girl pick you up. Pink Girl is all pink and frilly! Just like after she saved you from the big metal thing so long ago.

"I know how to help you, Homura-chan," Madoka giggles, "You just need love! It's okay, kitty, I'll never leave you."

Then she hugs you close to her neck. This is okay. You love Pink Girl. If she never leaves you and keeps loving you, that's good!
You mewl and hug her back with your tiny kitty paws.

"That's an admirable wish, Kaname-san," Hitomi smiles at Madoka, "I hope we'll become great Magical Girls together!"

Oh, oh, Pink Girl can hunt with you now!

[] Write in...
 
This could be really good, or really bad. People, place your bets.
 
[X] Ask Pink Girl Madoka is she wants to be a good hunter! (Best hunters are cats, that means turning her into a cat-girl!)
-[X] Nom Bunny thing ears! He is no part cat, no cat would be so... monotone? What's monotone? No matter, you are best cat so you decided he is no cat!
--[X] Try to Remember that Pink Girl name is Madoka?
 
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[X] Pink girl will hunt with you, yay!
-[X] But wait, to hunt with you Pink girl has to be with Bunnycat, and you were very firm about your territory!
--[X] Also didn't Green girl say there was something bad about wishes? Your wish was good but you are best cat! And you remember thinking Bunnycat was wrong and suspicious when you first met and Best Cat senses never lie.
[X] Maybe... Don't wish yet?

Pink Girl is going to make a wish! Pink Girl is going to hunt with you, yay!
Oh, but wait... that means Bunnycat will be here, and this is your territory... and Green Girl said something was bad about wishes? You don't know, you are not a smart kitty, but you are Best Cat! Your wish was good, and Bunnycat is some of not right...
Maybe...

'Don't wish yet?' you mewl at Pink Girl, 'Wait till later?'

"Oh, Homura-chan," Madoka giggles, petting you, "But if I don't make a wish, then how will I help you?"

Oh... okay.

"Alright, Hitomi-chan, I think I've got an idea for a wish," Pink Girl nods to Green Girl.

'Excellent,' Kyubey blinks from atop the television, 'What wish will make your Soul Gem shine, Kaname Madoka?'

"...I want to be helpful," Madoka declares, "I want to be able to help anyone and everyone!"

Then there's lots of shining light and loud noises! You have to hide your eyes, too bright for Best Cat!
Then it all stops, and you feel Pink Girl pick you up. Pink Girl is all pink and frilly! Just like after she saved you from the big metal thing so long ago.

"I know how to help you, Homura-chan," Madoka giggles, "You just need love! It's okay, kitty, I'll never leave you."

Then she hugs you close to her neck. This is okay. You love Pink Girl. If she never leaves you and keeps loving you, that's good!
You mewl and hug her back with your tiny kitty paws.

"That's an admirable wish, Kaname-san," Hitomi smiles at Madoka, "I hope we'll become great Magical Girls together!"

Oh, oh, Pink Girl can hunt with you now!

[] Write in...
Well, welcome to hell.
Again.

Now , everything I am interested in this loop is a)How long we will last now and b)How broadly the unvirse interprets the wish.
 
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...that's actually a really amazing Wish. The rise of Socialguca has begun!

Really glad we left it up to her, honestly.
 
And somewhere in the universe, Homucifer is banging her head against a metaphysical wall at the fact that Amura has a Madoka that understands her feelings.

Amura 2 | Homucifer 0
 
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