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[X] Teach her how to stalk prey.
No. of votes: 5
Firekicker1, Always Late, NHO, Steelhooves, akrasiel23

[X] Teach her how to nap.
No. of votes: 2
masterofmadness, veekie

[x] Oh, wait! One more thing to take care of first. What about Ribbon Cat, Mami-nee-chan? After all, Ribbon Cat has been in Mami's pocket for at least 3 forevers, and that's punishment enough.
-[x] Now teach Madoka how to stalk prey by stalking her.
No. of votes: 4
Icipall, UbeOne, Sereg, SailorMidgard

[x] Oh, wait! One more thing to take care of first. What about Ribbon Cat, big sister Mami? Afterall, Ribbon Cat has been in Mami's pocket for at least 3 forevers, and that's punushment enough.
-[x] Now teach Madoka how to stalk prey by stalking her.
No. of votes: 2
wingnut2292, Zam

[x] Oh, wait! One more thing to take care of first. What about Ribbon Cat, big sister Mami? After all, Ribbon Cat has been in Mami's pocket for at least 3 forevers, and that's punishment enough.
-[x] Now teach Madoka how to stalk prey by stalking her.
--[x] Become shadow cat. Stalk Madoka from above.
---[x] Target locked and sighted. Proceed with butt wiggle.
----[x] Be distracted by Big Sister Mami's hair.
-----[x] Target locked and sighted. Proceed with butt wiggle.
------[x] Remember that you're not supposed to play with her hair. But Frilly Cat isn't you! Instruct Frilly Cat to bat at Big Sister Mami's hair.
No. of votes: 6
Alivaril, ltmauve, Slith10, Catboy41, Sk8torchic, MrLZRS

 
Do you know how weird it is when you go to the toilet at work, walk up the stairs, leave overly friendly cat outside, walk a short corridor to the toilet and same cat is already waiting before toilet, silently demanding pets and food?
There are open door on the floor above and second stairwell, near toilet, with grated door wide enough for cat
 
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[x] Oh, wait! One more thing to take care of first. What about Ribbon Cat, big sister Mami? After all, Ribbon Cat has been in Mami's pocket for at least 3 forevers, and that's punishment enough.
Oh, wait, before you teach Madoka how to hunt, you need to let Ribbon Cat out of the pocket!

'Big Sister Mami?' you mewl at Yellow Girl, 'You should let Ribbon Cat out. It's been at least three forevers, and that's punishment enough.'

"Three forevers?" Mami stifles a giggle, "I'm sorry, Homura-chan, but Ribbon Cat has been very bad. I'll let her out, but later, beyond the city limits."

Oh... okay.

-[x] Now teach Madoka how to stalk prey by stalking her.
--[x] Become shadow cat. Stalk Madoka from above.
---[x] Target locked and sighted. Proceed with butt wiggle.

'Pink Girl, I shall teach you how to stalk your prey!' you mewl, climbing up on top of the bench, 'Watch closely!'

She turns to stare at you as you crouch, then you stare back and stop moving.

'Look away,' you tell her, 'Otherwise I can't stalk you!'

With a bemused smile, she looks away.

'How can you learn if you don't watch me?' you ask in confusion.

She looks back.

'Look away,' you complain. Why can't Pink Girl listen to directions? With a soft laugh, she looks away. There, better.

There, Pink Girl hair sighted! Target locked. Wiggle the butt for stability!

----[x] Be distracted by Big Sister Mami's hair.
-----[x] Target locked and sighted. Proceed with butt wiggle.

...Yellow Girl hair curly. Wanna play.

Target locked. Wiggle the butt for stability!

------[x] Remember that you're not supposed to play with her hair. But Frilly Cat isn't you! Instruct Frilly Cat to bat at Big Sister Mami's hair.
... oh, right, you're supposed to be teaching Pink Girl, not Yellow Girl.

But Frilly Cat is not you! She can play with Mami's hair!

'Frilly Cat!' you look to Frilly Cat, who... has fallen asleep in the empty food container. Okay.

Now, you teach Pink Girl!
You crouch, wiggle, and jump-!

Ah, you slipped.

Instead of leaping across the gap, you just sort of tumble down to the bottom of the bench.
.....
Nooo, it's all ruined!

You cry pitifully, and Pink Girl picks you up, whispering soothingly to you.
Nice Pink Girl.

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'Big Sister Mami?' you mewl at Yellow Girl, 'You should let Ribbon Cat out. It's been at least three forevers, and that's punishment enough.'

"Three forevers?" Mami stifles a giggle, "I'm sorry, Homura-chan, but Ribbon Cat has been very bad. I'll let her out, but later, beyond the city limits."

Oh... okay.
Mami's gonna leave Ribbon Cat outside the city.

Ribbon Cat.

We're not gonna get to reverse the catransformation.

:V Blessed Ribbon Cat.
 
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As we've conclusively proven, kitties are perfectly capable of hunting Witches. I'm more worried that she might figure out how to use all her powers as a cat, and start giving a rather... literal interpretation to this cartoon.
That is hilarious, but even then being trapped in such a body can't be fun, but then she does kind of deserve it...
What do you think she wished for? What kind of wish gives you Stupid Beams?
I think it was somehting like the ability to make people better than her worse than her or something though I could be wrong.
 
Sunny Kitten from The Boy and The Darkness.
Cute, helpful, magical critter born literally from sunbeam. Warm, fluffy, got True Light and can grow into a Sun.

Also, cat pic!
 
[x] Curl up with Pink Girl.
[x] Hug Pink Girl.
[x] Pet me, please?
 
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