[X] While having so many humans pet you at once, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.
 
[X] While having so many humans pet you at once, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.

I want to see an entire classroom try to rationalize this.
 
[X] While having so many humans pet you at once, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.

For the lutz. Rationalize this, humans!
 
Eh, it's just the first loop. Kyubey will probably just mind wipe them anyway, unless they write it off as "CG" or something.

[X] Yes worship me, praise me, bow before me humans
-[X] Be the center of attention.
--[X] Realize that while having so many humans pet you at once is nice, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.

Edited FOR GREAT HUMOR!
 
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Why not both?

[X] Yes worship me, praise me, bow before me humans
-[X] Be the center of attention.
--[X] Realize that while having so many humans pet you at once is nice, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.
 
Why not both indeed.

[X] Yes worship me, praise me, bow before me humans
-[X] Be the center of attention.
--[X] Realize that while having so many humans pet you at once is nice, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.

Its ok Green you'll probably figure it out before Blue does.
 

Homura's theme.

If you wanna see some action
Gotta be the center of attraction
Make sure that they got their eyes on you, like the face that you see on every magazine

Be the focus of attention
Be the name that every one must mention
Come out from the shadows, it's your time, cos tonight is the night for everyone to see

Its natural
You know that this is where you gotta be, it must be your destiny
Sensational
And you belive that, this is what you're waited for and it's you that they all adore, so baby

Now you feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Liveng out your fantasy, the
Brightest star for all to see
Now you feel like number one
Living out your fantasy, you're the
Brightest star there's ever been

Feel the heat that's all around you
Flashing lights and ectasy surround you
Everybody wants a piece of you; you're the queen of the scene, living in a dream
 
[X] Yes worship me, praise me, bow before me humans
-[X] Be the center of attention.
--[X] Realize that while having so many humans pet you at once is nice, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.
 
[X] Yes worship me, praise me, bow before me humans
-[X] Be the center of attention.
--[X] Realize that while having so many humans pet you at once is nice, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.
 
[X] Yes worship me, praise me, bow before me humans
-[X] Be the center of attention.
--[X] Realize that while having so many humans pet you at once is nice, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.

For GREAT HUMOR!
 
Vote tally:
##### 3.18
[x] Trust me. Do not trust bunnycat.
No. of votes: 1
James Birdsong

[X] Be the center of attention.
No. of votes: 1
Torgamous

[X] Yes worship me, praise me humans.
[X] Be the center of attention.
No. of votes: 2
AnonymousRabbit, Ugolino

[X] While having so many humans pet you at once, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.
No. of votes: 2
Selias, Krecart

[X] Yes worship me, praise me, bow before me humans
-[X] Be the center of attention.
--[X] Realize that while having so many humans pet you at once is nice, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.
No. of votes: 6
Higure, Walker Of Chaos, Wzd_JA, Nanimani, Hyp3rB14d3, wingnut2292

 
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[X] Yes worship me, praise me, bow before me humans
-[X] Be the center of attention.
You are the cat queen. It is you. All your humans do your bidding, which is to pet you. Truly, you are the center of attention and loved by all, as all this petting clearly indicates.

--[X] Realize that while having so many humans pet you at once is nice, there's only so much room for their hands. Fortunately, you have a way to fix this: turning into a human.
Not everyone can pet you all at once though... lack of surface area.
Ah, you know!
Humans have more surface area!
Because they're bigger.
In a flash of purple, you're in your human form, draped over Madoka's desk.
"Nya!" you mewl excitedly. More petting!
...
Everyone stopped. Why did everyone stop?
You look up. Everyone is just staring at you.
Madoka looks mortified.

"Aha!" blue girl jabs a finger at you, "I knew you'd show up again, you cosplay harlot!"

"What?" Hitomi gasps, "I thought she was a magical catgirl or something!"

"No! It's fake!" Sayaka grabs your tail, "I'll show you!"
and she YANKS

[] Write in...
 
[x]Yowl in pain.
[x]Prepare to scratch Blue Girl.
-[x]Remember humans don't have claws.
[x]Turn back into a cat and punish Blue Girl. She will know the wrath of Amy Percival Venticus Akemi!

Edited to avoid brutal murder!
 
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Hmm... Three variations of "turn into cat and attack Sayaka" and one that's just "attack Sayaka."

Edit: And we're probably about to kill Sayaka. Bad End!
 
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