Omake: The Goddess, the Devil, and the cat
They petted and rubbed our chin, they're cool.
We don't know who they are, so we don't care that much. But they were petting us, so we enjoyed it.
The battle for the universe. Homura Akemi, the Devil, rushed in, bow drawn.
Madoka Kaname, Goddess, did the same.
Just as they reached each other, Madoka slid to a stop, "Homura-chan, wait!"

Homura stopped, but didn't lower her weapon, "I already told you, Madoka, I won't stop protecting you! I refuse to let you-"

"It's not about that..." Madoka lowered her bow, "I just... I just want to spend some time with you, you know? It's been so long since we've just... enjoyed each others company. Homura-chan, I won't fight you... but please, can we... do something fun?"

Homura contemplated the proposal for a minute, before lowering her bow, shrugging, "Sure. I don't see why we can't."

Madoka beamed, "Thanks, Homura-chan! So, any ideas?"

After a moment's deliberation, Homura realized, "There's a universe where I'm a cat."

Madoka lit up with excitement, "Can we pet her, Homura-chan? Can we? Can we?"

With a clap, a small black kitten materialized in Madoka's lap.
"Of course we can," Homura smiled, sitting down next to Madoka.

"Homura-chan, you're so fluffy!" Madoka giggled, petting cat!Homura's head.

"Who's an adorable kitten," Homura crooned as she scratched the kitten's chin, "You are, you are."

Little cat!Homura just meowed softly.
'Fluffy soft soft. Thank you for petting,' she purred.

Sayaka stood off at the sidelines, staring in befuddlement at them.
"You're insane," she muttered, "both of you."

Homura froze, clapped her hands, and went back to petting cat!Homura.

"Hey!" Sayaka yelped as something fuzzy and red dropped into her arms, "What gives?!"
She looked closely at the bundle of fur. It unraveled, and blinked at her.

'Sayaka!' little cat!Kyouko mewled, licking her face.

Sayaka stood frozen like that as the little KyoukoKitten licked her face and crawled onto her shoulder.

"...You know what," Sayaka giggled as she pet cat!Kyouko, "You're alright, transfer student!"

Meanwhile...

"You're under arrest," the police officer dragged Tomoe Mami away from Nagisa Momoe, who was being comforted by another officer with a shock blanket and hot cocoa.

"No, you don't understand!" Mami protested, kicking and flailing, "I love her!"

"It's going to be alright now," the officer consoled Nagisa.

Nagisa just shuddered, quavery voice whimpering, "She promised me cheese."



This is semi-canon. In the sense that, yes, this happened, and no, it doesn't matter. At all. This has literally zero effect on how Meow Quest will play out.
And no Mami didn't do anything lewd, she's just a creep.
 
The battle for the universe. Homura Akemi, the Devil, rushed in, bow drawn.
Madoka Kaname, Goddess, did the same.
Just as they reached each other, Madoka slid to a stop, "Homura-chan, wait!"

Homura stopped, but didn't lower her weapon, "I already told you, Madoka, I won't stop protecting you! I refuse to let you-"

"It's not about that..." Madoka lowered her bow, "I just... I just want to spend some time with you, you know? It's been so long since we've just... enjoyed each others company. Homura-chan, I won't fight you... but please, can we... do something fun?"

Homura contemplated the proposal for a minute, before lowering her bow, shrugging, "Sure. I don't see why we can't."

Madoka beamed, "Thanks, Homura-chan! So, any ideas?"

After a moment's deliberation, Homura realized, "There's a universe where I'm a cat."

Madoka lit up with excitement, "Can we pet her, Homura-chan? Can we? Can we?"

With a clap, a small black kitten materialized in Madoka's lap.
"Of course we can," Homura smiled, sitting down next to Madoka.

"Homura-chan, you're so fluffy!" Madoka giggled, petting cat!Homura's head.

"Who's an adorable kitten," Homura crooned as she scratched the kitten's chin, "You are, you are."

Little cat!Homura just meowed softly.
'Fluffy soft soft. Thank you for petting,' she purred.

Sayaka stood off at the sidelines, staring in befuddlement at them.
"You're insane," she muttered, "both of you."

Homura froze, clapped her hands, and went back to petting cat!Homura.

"Hey!" Sayaka yelped as something fuzzy and red dropped into her arms, "What gives?!"
She looked closely at the bundle of fur. It unraveled, and blinked at her.

'Sayaka!' little cat!Kyouko mewled, licking her face.

Sayaka stood frozen like that as the little KyoukoKitten licked her face and crawled onto her shoulder.

"...You know what," Sayaka giggled as she pet cat!Kyouko, "You're alright, transfer student!"

Meanwhile...

"You're under arrest," the police officer dragged Tomoe Mami away from Nagisa Momoe, who was being comforted by another officer with a shock blanket and hot cocoa.

"No, you don't understand!" Mami protested, kicking and flailing, "I love her!"

"It's going to be alright now," the officer consoled Nagisa.

Nagisa just shuddered, quavery voice whimpering, "She promised me cheese."



This is semi-canon. In the sense that, yes, this happened, and no, it doesn't matter. At all. This has literally zero effect on how Meow Quest will play out.
And no Mami didn't do anything lewd, she's just a creep.

Wait, so no faintly recalled memories of Madokami and Homucifer scratching our ears? No memories of childhood play with KyoukoKitten?
 
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[x] Stay silent. Listen. You shall know all their secrets!
[x] Once you know all their secrets, ask Madoka to let you out. You have to pee.
 
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[x] Stay silent. Listen. You shall know all their secrets!
You are kitty stealth supreme! Everyone's secrets shall be yours!
However, much to your dismay, the outside voices are too muffled to hear correctly!

You lay in the darkness for a while, you don't know how long, before the bag cracks open.

"Eeeh?!" Madoka starts in surprise, "Homura-chan?!"

You meow plaintively.

[] Release me!
[] Hello Madoka. Surprise.
 
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