Mauling Snarks (Worm) (Complete)

Interlude: Boston
"With all due respect," Director Armstrong said, looking over several reports. "I couldn't possibly agree to having the Brockton Bay teams cross-training here in Boston."

"I find myself curious how you came to that conclusion after the one visit," Director Costa-Brown replied. Director Piggot seemed to agree.

"Hunch and Weld looked over the Wards reports Saturday, since most of us thought your numbers were exaggerations. The number of confirmed combat situations they run into in the safe areas of Brockton Bay is absurd, reaching encounter rates the Protectorate members have here in Boston. Sanguine apparently checked with the Protectorate members while he was there yesterday and confirmed that their patrol routes are generally much more dangerous than what the Wards run into."

"I'm still not seeing where the objection to them visiting Boston is," Director Piggot replied. "After all, the training wouldn't be here in Brockton Bay under the proposal."

"The issue is that if we do joint training it should be in Brockton Bay. Comparatively speaking they won't learn anything of use here. It would be a vacation with incredibly unrealistic encounters."

"But you won't let your Wards anywhere near the combat situations that Brockton Bay would provide?" Director Costa-Brown noted.

"The Youth Guard would try and skin us alive without a much better justification."

"I don't suppose Maul had any interesting insights, as she usually does with new parahumans she encounters?"

Director Armstrong looked through his paperwork. "The only things I see here about Maul are second-hand. Apparently she was unavailable over the weekend, and was off duty Monday as a side effect?"

Director Costa-Brown looked surprised, even as Director Piggot spoke up. "Dragon asked for Armsmaster, Countdown, Maul, and Kid Win to visit Vancouver to attempt a larger tinker fugue. Kid Win couldn't make it due to familial obligations, but the other three left on Friday. Maul returned on Sunday with a several day recuperation period. Armsmaster and Countdown returned yesterday. I'm told the initial report on what they accomplished should be distributed sometime tomorrow."

"I will admit that I was unaware of that particular trip," Director Costa-Brown replied. "I will keep an eye out for the report on it. I had hoped that Maul would be available to provide some insight on the Case 53s, but I suppose it is my fault for not actually trying to schedule her time for that purpose."

"It was apparently impressive enough that Vancouver recommended we build a facility here to reduce Maul's travel time. We've already started working with the Guild on procuring a location."



"Your report on Brockton Bay raises a number of interesting questions," Appraiser said, apparently looking over said report. "It looks like Mycroft might be a good fit, but Maul's lack of presence is concerning."

"Nevermind on that," Eleventh Hour said from behind Appraiser. "Looks like Dragon requested her time, legitimately. And they apparently did good work, if the Think Tank having worked themselves until they collapsed is any indication."

Hunch and Appraiser both blinked at that revelation, with Hunch recovering first. "I thought they had better monitoring for that kind of thing?"

"Normally handled in part by Dragon," Appraiser said, apparently recovering. "And if she participated?"

"Yeah, that could cause issues," Eleventh Hour replied. "Hmmm, looks like they arranged for power testing for a local villain somehow. Think we should crash that particular party? Maul's been specifically requested to be there. By the villain."

"See if you can arrange for Mycroft to join you," Hunch suggested. "Get a better overview of her suitability, instead of relying on my report?"

"Her power would be better suited to that task than ours."



Bastian looked over Sanguine's report. "They actually have a policy that they only bother mentioning guns being used against them in their parahuman incidents if a Ward was present or someone on their side was actually hit?"

"Actually, I only found one incident where guns were mentioned while a Ward was present and nobody was hit," Sanguine admitted. "And that may have only been due to Clockblocker having frozen the shotgun before it could be fired."

"Shit. Half of our Wards would probably freeze up at the thought of being shot at."

"Though apparently their buses are more civil than ours." That got an odd look from Bastian. "Seriously, apparently the gangs treat the buses as neutral territory or something like that. Freakiest thing I saw there, given the overall violence levels. Assault mentioned that the hospitals are off limits too, but only the public ones. Medhall's place isn't included in that unofficial truce. Oh, and whenever Panacea is doing one of her weekends where they drag people to her the gangs all shut down their operations for a few days out of respect or something."

Bastian blinked a couple of times. "What the fuck? A violent hellhole where the criminal elements have some kind of code of honor? I mean, I heard a lot of the rumors, but to have them confirmed?"

"Miss Militia mentioned that after whatever happened to Jacob's niece went down back in January the gangs made the schools neutral ground too."

"Please tell me the insanity isn't contagious?"
 
But Maul got the interview. Not Taylor. The fact that it will be online and thus Taylor could reference it doesn't have any effect on Taylor's grade beyond "paid attention to recent events regarding her assignment" and such.
Couldn't she pull an "I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that owes my uncle a favor" gambit?

I mean, I rather doubt anyone's really gonna try and contest that considering her rep online and at school.

EDIT: well that's certainly an interesting stranger effect...
 
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Given that you are portraying Lung as a much more reasonable character than in canon, the last few chapters were necessary to build that up and his statement at the end of the Leviathan interview really nailed it home. And then a fun little interlude from Boston's point of view, which balanced the 'reasonable Lung' and 'secret therapy Nine' by showing that the stuff that happens in Brockton Bay with regards to the villains is unusual.
 
Anyone know who Hunch, Appraiser, and Eleventh Hour are? I don't recognize the names. The first two make me think of either the Think Tank or Accord, but the last is throwing me off.

EDIT: just reread, so I know Hunch is a ward, but I am still drawing a blank on him.
 
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But Maul got the interview. Not Taylor. The fact that it will be online and thus Taylor could reference it doesn't have any effect on Taylor's grade beyond "paid attention to recent events regarding her assignment" and such.

Does she HAVE to say it was MAUL that got the interview? He did admit he knew who she was, and from what I can tell the video only shows Lung, even if she is asking questions from off screen it's still her voice. and "I learned a few therapy tricks from uncle Jacob" could be a thing. I mean she already drank him under the table as Taylor. So it's not like that couldn't be used as a point of contact.
 
Lung specifically asked for the video to be put online, so as long as no part of the video mentioned that it was for Maul's school report, Taylor can just say she was lucky enough to catch the video just after it came up, or that she mentioned the report to Maul or another Ward.
 
They figured this out when said person successfully found and tried to off Hatchet Face, only for him to call Jacob about his sudden suicidal depression.

Hi, Cherish!

"Um, then how did the not-quite-full water bulb from Thursday end up filled when I got home? Because someone breaking in just to water my rosebush seems unlikely."

Hi, Contessa!

"Please tell me the insanity isn't contagious?"

It's not contagious.

-LIE DETECTED-
 
"Though apparently their buses are more civil than ours." That got an odd look from Bastian. "Seriously, apparently the gangs treat the buses as neutral territory or something like that. Freakiest thing I saw there, given the overall violence levels. Assault mentioned that the hospitals are off limits too, but only the public ones. Medhall's place isn't included in that unofficial truce. Oh, and whenever Panacea is doing one of her weekends where they drag people to her the gangs all shut down their operations for a few days out of respect or something."
I remember something like this from another fic - Taylor gets harassed by a Merchant on a bus, and an ABB and an E88 member calmly team up, kick his ass and throw him out of the bus at the next stop. A security guard, new to the Bay, is confused and comments on it, only to have a little old lady tell him about buses and hospitals being neutral territory and that Marquis started the policy and Allfather agreed with it.

I wish I could remember the title...
 
I remember something like this from another fic - Taylor gets harassed by a Merchant on a bus, and an ABB and an E88 member calmly team up, kick his ass and throw him out of the bus at the next stop. A security guard, new to the Bay, is confused and comments on it, only to have a little old lady tell him about buses and hospitals being neutral territory and that Marquis started the policy and Allfather agreed with it.

I wish I could remember the title...

It was this one...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11415619/1/Legion

It's pretty good, though I wish it would update soon.
 
Personally, while I expect that Contessa running a Path to care for all her roses makes sense, I'm actually rather hoping that Amy's snark snuck in just enough hydrokinesis in the rose design that it can top off its own water supply by extracting moisture in the air. Besides, who doesn't like the effect that roses get when they've been freshly misted by your hydrator bottle? Amy's Rainbow Rose just does that for itself in the event soil moisture goes down. :p
 
"Miss Militia mentioned that after whatever happened to Jacob's niece went down back in January the gangs made the schools neutral ground too."

"Please tell me the insanity isn't contagious?"

If that is insanity, one would think they would want MORE of it. No more exploding busses, no high school forced recruitment, no worry about injured bystanders in hospitals being a target. If that is insanity, give me more of it.
 
I'm confused as to how anyone reading the story can be confused about what is likely happening. I mean, it was only in Chapter 42 that this came up:
She was going to need to find or do something nice for Rebecca, and Panacea, and whomever it was that gave Panacea the idea. Maybe everyone involved in getting these approved? And maybe start a path to keeping all of the bushes healthy, so long as it was feasible? Just as soon as she stopped admiring the rainbow rosebush she had thought was never going to come into existence.
I know I'm a troll, but do I really have to spell it out any more?
 
If that is insanity, one would think they would want MORE of it. No more exploding busses, no high school forced recruitment, no worry about injured bystanders in hospitals being a target. If that is insanity, give me more of it.

Don't forget, the gangs make up for zones of safety with being as bad in the non-neutral times and places that the least dangerous Ward patrols in Brockton Bay see at least as much combat as Protectorate patrols in Boston... and possibly higher intensity, since BB Wards consider being shot at so routine it's literally not required or worthwhile to be put in reports (what, another N pages on EVERY SINGLE report? I don't need to write it, and you don't need to read it, to know it happens).

Though I do want to see a training exercise between BB Wards and the more numerous Boston Wards (and Protectorate, ideally), just to see the result; good for teambuilding and relaxation for Team BB, and a reality check for Team Boston.
 
I'm confused as to how anyone reading the story can be confused about what is likely happening. I mean, it was only in Chapter 42 that this came up:

I know I'm a troll, but do I really have to spell it out any more?

Who said we didn't know? not sure about the others but I was just sitting here giggling at people who didn't realize this :p
 
Apparently someone had checked and found that the PRT would drive Taylor home regardless of her return time so Danny couldn't use that excuse to get out of it.

To my knowledge only Lacey and Kurt know about Taylor being Maul, and it wasn't them to check because she would have said so. How do random coworkers confirm something like this? I'm assuming there's some sort of cover story for her civilian ID, and Danny told that cover story and then a coworker unexpectedly followed it up by calling the cover?

And she felt like she was forgetting something important from the weekend, but wasn't quite remembering what yet.

I've heard of people not remembering a weekend where they get knocked up, but never heard anyone forgetting about actually becoming a mother before.

Could she explain it without running afoul of rules against revealing cape identities?

Easiest solution is simply sending Dragon a message requesting permission to speak with her father about what happened.
 
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