Mauling Snarks (Worm) (Complete)

Ok, shipgirls, or the SDF-1 equivalent aside, who thinks the Merchants are going to try something stupid withing the next couple of days?

Well, they've been doing community service (while looking for their missing tinker). So... Not sure what Skidmark will do when the PRT announces their newest recruit and he realizes who it is.

Considering Skidmark's fear of Jacob/Jack it would be funny if he says fack it and finds Taylor and defects also. Leaving Mush? in charge that's when I think hell is gonna break lose and "The STUPID" is gonna happen and yes I think it needs bold and capitalized.
 
Considering Skidmark's fear of Jacob/Jack it would be funny if he says fack it and finds Taylor and defects also. Leaving Mush? in charge that's when I think hell is gonna break lose and "The STUPID" is gonna happen and yes I think it needs bold and capitalized.

Bonus points if Skidmark gets rebranded as The STUPID, but has fried his mind so badly and for so long that he doesn't realize it's an insult.
 
Don't Drink and Fugue (CmptrWz)
"Come on Ames," Vicky whined. "Mom and Dad are gone for a couple of days, and all you're going to do is sit there drawing things?"

"It's an outlet for my not tinkering," Amy replied. "The PRT is working on lining up volunteers, but it's taking time."

Vicky groaned, and Amy rolled her eyes.

Amy: Vicky is very annoying when she's bored.

Taylor: You could always come visit me instead of staying there.

Amy: I was, to my regret, tasked with ensuring she doesn't slip out to go on a date with Dean. So I'd probably have to bring her along.


"Oooh, I know," Vicky said, springing into the air and darting for the kitchen.

"NO FLYING IN THE HOUSE!" Amy yelled. She didn't think Vicky was listening, though.

"Here we go," Vicky said as she returned...carrying a case of beer.

"Why did you grab one of the cases of beer Carol hides in the not-so-secret cabinet next to the sink?"

"Because the list of things I'm not supposed to do doesn't include drinking."

"I thought that would be somewhat implied by virtue of you not being old enough to."

Vicky ignored her and pulled one of the beers out anyway. She then paused and pulled a second one out, throwing it to Amy. "Live a little. What could possibly go wrong?"



Amy groaned as she woke up...at two in the afternoon on Saturday? What happened to Friday night? And was she in a chair?

"Afternoon sleepyhead," Taylor said, startling Amy. She hadn't paid enough attention to realize that Taylor was right there. "Have some water. How much do you remember about last night?"

"Er," Amy said, blinking herself awake. She pulled the lever to un-recline the chair she'd apparently been sleeping in, then took the glass of water Taylor was holding out. She drank some of it while gathering her thoughts. "Not much? I know Vicky decided to drink despite the fact it would probably get into serious trouble, but I'm having trouble recalling what happened after she got drunk."

"You had three beers as well, but they didn't really do anything to you. Still, I ended up coming over when you dropped into a tinker fugue. Not only was it incredibly distracting for me, but I figured I might need to intervene. I already apologized to Carol for picking the lock on the back door to get in, since the spare key wasn't in the fake rock. Oh, and I'd have dragged you both to your own beds, but it was easier to keep an eye on you both in here."

"What did I do?"

Taylor gestured across the room, to where Amy could see Vicky was passed out on the couch. "As far as I can tell you gave Vicky breast implants."

Amy blinked. She'd done what now? She looked more closely at Vicky's sleeping form. "It doesn't look like anything's changed there?"

"I think I'll wait until she wakes up to explain further. I'm going to recommend that you shower first, I'll get started on some pancakes now that you're awake. It may be afternoon, but you are just waking up. Vicky can shower after eating something."

"Er, right. Ok."



"Who's cooking?" Vicky asked as she floated into the kitchen, before stopping to stare at Taylor. "Oh. Hi Taylor. Why are you here this early?"

"It's Saturday afternoon and I've been here watching over you two since yesterday. Oh, Carol says you're back to 'strict' grounded for the drinking."

Amy snickered a little at that, and pushed a plate of pancakes over to Vicky as the older girl sat down. "Ok Taylor, she's up and in here. And I still don't see anything different about her breasts. What did I do?"

"My breasts?" Vicky said, looking down. She then poked one, and music started playing. She blinked a couple of times, as Amy and Taylor both snickered.

The song ended, and Amy shook herself out of her amusement. She really should feel more sorry for having done that to Vicky. "Why didn't you stop me if you came over when I'd started?"

Taylor gave Amy a look. "Because interrupting a tinker in the middle of a literal operation is a bad thing? Besides, Carol told me to leave things alone until she can see the 'damage' for herself."

"I don't think I'd have picked that particular song," Vicky said, shrugging. "But all things considered that's kinda neat."

"You should listen to what she put in the other one."

Vicky blinked, then looked down at her breasts again. She carefully poked the other one, and groaned when the music started. Amy and Taylor, on the other hand, broke out laughing.
 
Aw, why Apocrypha? Imagine the fallout if this was canon, parents going nuts, Dean finding the tunes at the wrong moment, getting sued for licensing fees... lots of fun possibilities:)
 
That's an...interesting omake. Part of me wonders what happens if she hits both at once. Does it play both songs at the same time, or is there a third?

Also, on a more serious note, I think my favorite thing about this story, as a whole, is re-readability. I keep coming back and re-reading it, and not getting bored with it. Which is quite strange for me, but welcome.
 
Kinda hard to intimidate criminals if when they shoot you, the song Barbie Girl might start playing.

EDIT: Of course, pressing both at once should play this song.
 
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For the record, I was inspired by SMBC. Just in case people thought I came up with the entire idea myself.
You could easily make this canon by making it so that Taylor has a directional bluetooth speaker which sounds like it comes from where ever GG is standing (maybe have a few of them placed in advance or maybe only bring it up when GG sits down) and have her trigger it any time they touch GG's breasts.
In the snippet you don't have Amy actually touch her to find out if there's an implant or not, nor do you have her Tinker power auto-supplying the implant's details.
 
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