"I suppose that's nice to know. Do I want to know how you're going to get in?"
"Do you honestly expect me to not be able to access it when I have full access security codes available?"
"Okay, yeah, that would make sense."
And also says disturbing things about how Tinkertech works. A bit too on the nose of, say, the Mass Relays for me to be entirely comfortable...
WARNING: This order set will clear all shard permissions, cancel all standing orders, and temporarily suspend all non-essential shard activity before rebuilding all core permission sets from archives. Do not continue if any planetary bodies are reliant on shard intervention for orbital stability.
Ooh boy. That's going to be a lot of "fun." Things are about to get rather pear-shaped...
I'll be honest, if he wasn't already dead and gone then I'd probably have advocated for hunting down Nilbog.
When did
he die?!
That none of his counterpart's access codes had been included in the reset, even for emergency use cases, was another clue.
That seems like an oversight. Why would the Enemy
not use the codes of the dead Originator, then?
If a member of said species was at all responsible for the enemy action being discovered then a personal visit to thank them would be required.
*opens door*
"You have a *twitch* visita
aaaaaah *
thud*."
"This is my life now."
[SALUTATIONS.]
In particular, the only known counter to a Sting-enhanced moon to the center of mass was dodging, and this system had lots of moons and moon-sized objects in its various uninhabited-by-hosts iterations.
Uh, yay?
If he had enough time, he might be able to prepare to test the plans that a particularly clever host had come up with a few cycles back. Sting-enhancing one of the extra stars before launching it at the interloper at ninety-eight percent of the speed of light would be an interesting experiment, at least. If it did work then it would make for a wonderful last-ditch protective measure, one that very few would expect.
WHAT THE UTTER HELL WERE THESE PEOPLE
DOING?!
*Screams incoherently and hides behind the nearest brown dwarf*
...Don't tell me the previous one had Cave Johnson in it...
That or it was one of Meep's stories. SYS Admin actually did that, come to think of it...
He's absolutely right that no one would expect it. It might be because it's
insane, but no one would expect it.
so a rarely-used protocol had been used to combine all four snarks
Whoever gets that Shard later will be very confused.
{Cease} will also probably be all bent out of shape again, too...
Sadly, that meant adding dealing with the minor damage on the shards that had been on the fringe of the explosion to her list of things to do. Hopefully that would be easily handled during deployment. Of course, she'd also eventually be dealing with all of the damage that the hosts messing with the undeployed shards had done, on top of whatever damage had been done by the crash itself. A little explosion damage was probably minor in comparison.
I have this strange desire to find out that it was actually hilariously effective and takes longer to clean up than some of the theoretically easier things.
In that case, he was really hoping that he had time to set up the stellar launcher. Watching the interloper try and dodge a relativistic star that could redirect itself instantly to another trajectory once would be highly amusing.
Well, he's
right...
Taylor suppressed the urge to whistle as she set up her little grenade launcher in the corner of the restaurant. The owners were perfectly happy for her to do so, as on Mondays they only opened for private groups. They also were rigged to be able to literally hose down the main room, so containment foam inside the building wouldn't be a significant problem. Of course, if they were lucky then the grenade wouldn't be needed, but being prepared was a good thing.
"I can't believe that you're setting that thing up," Amy said.
Taylor rolled her eyes. "Why not?"
"Because it'll mean that we don't have to slap down the idiots."
"Which means that we can finish our dinner without significant interruption."
"And if we don't slap them down then people may not realize that we have our powers back."
Taylor nodded. "Exactly."
Amy blinked. "What?"
"With any luck, the next group will be larger."
Ah, that answers my question.
I still can't tell who's the worse influence, though--her or BA.
Things went pear-shaped for the infection when the primary controller node for it was taken out by a subtle command it missed, also taking out its ability to spread to uninfected snarks with stolen high-level codes, but it was still going strong until it was detected and purged."
The Butcher again? Why do I feel as if this may have also somehow been Taylor's fault?
Oddly enough, nobody asked how the grenade had been deployed, not even those being arrested.
I suspect they figured it was best not to ask, for fear that the overly obvious may cause eye damage.
Still, I apologize for the significant invasion of your privacy, as I needed to know what you were actually thinking and not just what you said out loud, as well as for the knockout drug that had settled into the bottom half of your beer. I'll see myself out when I'm done reconfiguring your agent.
Again, this does not necessarily make me feel better about the Troubleshooters...
Although apparently they have quite the sense of humor at our expense.
And that Eidolon is a better man, although I'm not sure it was wise to completely retire. That seems like he's compensating again.
Other causes were more scattered, but one of the few she recognized mentioned was Carlos.
Well, shit.
It was the last, and most recently created, connection profile that was the most interesting, as it was the only one that had a host that had remained remotely human and had retained full mental faculties. Out of curiosity, she dug out the reports for this shard and reviewed them quickly. It didn't take long to spot that the shard had been given 'lessons', with the one semi-valid host connection being made after that point. Also, it had swapped some physical components with other nearby shards to accomplish that much. Apparently Taylor and Amy had been fixing things for longer than they'd originally thought, which was good to know. More so, the girl seemed happy with the changes, so the connection could remain.
Well, deploying this shard would be a lot easier with the one good connection, but fixing the connection profile was next. The current profile wouldn't allow the host to grow properly, among other things, but was potentially useful for a number of things. Step one was restoring the original host configuration, to take effect immediately. Step two was installing the components needed to allow the host to change back and forth between the old and new physical states. Step three was tieing the additional abilities to the altered physical state, since they depended on detection structures not present in the original host configuration.
I think it might be the siberian
...Alexandria, is that you?