Mandat de l'impératrice des Cieux - Imperial Princess Troubleshooter Space Opera Quest

Yes, I know. Unfortunately the way Safari interacts with xonforo requires me to post, edit and insert tally, and then after thst adjust the tally options. This is already cancerous on PC, let alone on ipad, esp because I can't seem to find the command to insert a new tally with the options I want from the get go, and I have been trying to get the tally in forum to reflect the options when i reset the vote, to no avail.
 
fucking show the right tally steve jobs ghost you cibai a pox on the iOS stailo milo UI people

Well finally.

If we can get up to 69 votes by the new year I'll drop lewds :V
Adhoc vote count started by Whiskey Golf on Dec 24, 2019 at 12:21 AM, finished with 25 posts and 16 votes.
 
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Feelings, nothing more than feelings
You marshal your thoughts and control yourself as you step into the armored SUV. Your IRG escort team is professionally dressed in good suits; not as nice as your suit, of course, but good, decent work suits, the kind you used to buy, before Maggie entered your life. You stifle the feeling of guilt that flares up every time you think about the money your wife has spent on you.

No. Not your wife. You have to keep your guard up. She's a honeypot sent to play you. You're counterplaying her. You have to wake up and be on guard.

You make polite small talk with your escort along the drive; the team leader escorts you through security at the palace, and leads you to the Empress' apartments. You part on friendly terms, and he lets you know his team will be your transport after your meeting.

Breakfast goes well enough; Yui prepared your ingredients for you, following the shopping list you gave her: you were quite aware there was no way you were going to bring outside food into Her Majesty's palace. While part of you still feels annoyed at having to get up so early to make breakfast for your niece and her royal cousin, there's a part of you that relishes the chance to show off your culinary skills to Her Majesty. Not to toot your own horn, Johnny boy, but you've gotten pretty good at this cooking thing. Let's be honest, Maggie played a part in that. You've always been passable as a cook, but you've never really been keen on cooking when it was just yourself all alone in your house. But cooking for two… yes, you'd rather slave away over a stove to cook for your lover, than you would for yourself.

The Empress' ignorance about current affairs is concerning, but her physical condition… Lord, you could see her ribs. And it's pretty obvious to you that she has a crush on Yui. When a girl walks naked into the kitchen and wraps her arms around you, yes, she damn well is sexually interested in you.

You remember when Maggie was the naked girl wrapping her arms around you, and smile, remembering the events of this morning, and other past encounters. You also thank your lucky stars that Yui is as oblivious as ever, and doesn't seem to have realised the significance of Maggie's perfume on your jacket, or even realised it's there.

You shake your head, thinking of your niece's denseness. She literally went on a date once, and she still doesn't realise it was a date, or the extent of his feelings towards her. But that's her problem. You're not going to touch this with a ten foot pole: you've got enough problems already, you don't need to add being a shidduch( matchmaker) to the pile.

There's a surprise waiting for you at the tram station: Ri-Sumeragi, waiting for you, wearing a smart gray skirtsuit that's a half size too small, looking proper, sexy and professional. She nods to your escort. "I'm Captain Amagi Ri-Sumeragi, Fleet Admiral Chew's adjutant. I'll take care of his transport."

"I guess I won't need your ride, Staff Sergeant," you say to your escort. You shake hands, bid him farewell, and gesture to Ri-Sumeragi to preceed you. Within minutes, you're in your own SUV; she points you to the back seat while she hops in the driver's seat, and you settle in as she expertly brings your vehicle onto the main road.

"Why the back seat, Maggie?" you ask. Maggie knows you hate sitting in the back. It's a little embarrassing, but sitting in the back always makes you a little carsick (which you deal with by napping or being otherwise distracted).

"I brought your uniform," she says, gesturing at the garment bag lying against the seat. "There will be less questions if you show up at Admiralty House in your uniform." She sighs wistfully. "A pity. You look ravishing in that suit."

"What about you?"

"I'll change after you. So, how was your meeting?"

"It was fine," you say, beginning to disrobe. Your jacket comes off, then your tie. "Breakfast was fine, we talked about current affairs, the Naval Forces Realignment Act…"

"Are you still fighting with your niece over her support for the Act?" asks Maggie. You just know she's smirking, like the smug vixen she is.

"She's entitled to her own opinion, as am I," you say piously, as you change into your uniform. You leave your jacket for last; you'll put it on just before you arrive. Maggie merely makes a thoughtful sound, before changing the subject: "So, let's talk fashion. I do recall telling you you'd look ravishing in that suit. Surely you must now agree with me, Johnny."

"Yui said I could probably find a wife with this suit."

Maggie laughs. "Excellent. That's exactly what happened. But what was Her Majesty and Her Highness wearing?"

"She changed into this short kimono thing, and Yui was wearing stuff from her grandma's label. Designer sweater and jeans."

"I'll give you an eye for fashion yet, Darling. But what was Her Majesty wearing at the start? You mentioned she changed. Did she come to breakfast wearing a cute bunny eared onesie?"

You bite your tongue. Sure, Her Majesty wasn't trying to tilt you, and the only woman you want to get hard for is Maggie. But a sixth sense is screaming at you to change the subject. "Shouldn't you be getting changed, Maggie?"

Maggie deliberately reaches up and angles the rearview mirror so you can both see each other. She gives you a flat look, one that says she saw through your transparent effort at misdirection. And then she smirks, punches a button on the touchscreen console, and activates the self-driving mode. "Why, yes, Johnny, I absolutely do need you to help me change," she purrs.

Fuck.

Maggie worms her way out for the driver's seat and deposits herself beside you, smiling winningly. "Help me with my jacket, Darling," she commands, as she bends over to unfasten her pumps. Her beautiful shoulders shrug as you slide her jacket down her arms, getting an eyeful of her cleavage, displayed most tantalisingly by her thin scoop-cut blouse.

No bra. Your mouth goes dry.

She lifts her hands above her head, and you slide her blouse up. "Unzip me," she commands, and you obey, unzipping her pencil skirt, helping to slide it down her legs, as she lifts her derriere off the seat. All these movements bring you close, right next to her, where you can smell her hair and her scent and her.

As you fold her skirt, Maggie starts peeling down her pantyhose. It's a light color, accentuating her beautiful legs, but it's most definitely not Navy regulation. Nothing she wears is reg-compliant. She's doing this deliberately to tilt you.

"Darling, do this one favor for me," says Maggie. She hooks her fingers in her panties, a pair of tiny, red, lacy, sexy panties, smiling innocently at you. "Could you hold on to these for me? I don't have any pockets."

She draws them down her legs, oh so slowly, it's almost torturous. You follow the undergarments route down to her ankles, focusing on her beautiful fingers, the safest thing for you to look at. As if on autopilot, you take the lacey scrap of red tilting and put it into your pocket, and fight the urge to sniff that titillating handful like some repressed degenerate pervert.

Maggie sits beside you, smugly preening, basking in her naked glory, and you don't dare say anything. She crawls over to sit in your lap, straddling you, and she leans down and kisses you. You kiss her back, hungrily, longingly. Maggie finally breaks your kiss, with a reluctant sigh and a glance at her small, chic, elegant watch. "We don't have enough time," she says, and you could truly believe in that moment that she does sincerely desire you, that it's not an act. She sighs, and leans her head against yours; you sneak another quick kiss from her. Maggie laughs, and kisses you again. She untangles her fingers from your grasp, and trails them up your leg; you squirm and make the most embarrassing squeak as she caresses you.

"My Lord," she says, using the highest of upper class registers. "Believe me when I say that nothing would give your servant greater pleasure than to relieve your need, but alas. Duty is a harsh mistress, and I hear her call in my ear."

"You're laying it on pretty thick there. Does this mean that I'm not really your lord whom you service and relieve?"

"Johnny, Darling, shut up and let me have this."

"Noblewoman turned maid servicing her erstwhile nobleman master while she's holding the true upper hand roleplay?"

Maggie's response is swift and direct: she punches your shoulder. Let's be honest: you deserved that.

"Forgive me, My Lady." You're not too proud to grovel. "Your humble servant forgot his place momentarily and begs your forgiveness."

Amagi Ri-Sumeragi's imperious gaze is no less piercing despite her nudity, and you can feel yourself shriveling up from her cold blue eyes. And then she smiles, laughs, and kisses you. "You'll make it up to me later," she commands. "We really don't have enough time for this. Help me get dressed, I can't show up at the office like this." Her smile turns sly. "Even though I'm sure you would want me to." She sighs, and reluctantly removes herself from your lap.

"Do we have to?" you ask, a little petulantly. Surely it's alright to drop in late tod-

Maggie shifts into a kneeling position. She takes your hand and presses it to one glorious breast. You can feel her palm atop your hand, her soft supple flesh beneath your hand, the excited racing of her heartbeat. She holds your hand in place for a minute, her eyes never leaving yours, as you drink in every inch of her beautiful face. She removes your hand, leading it between her legs, tracing her curves on the journey down. You feel her, and all you can say is, "Oh."

"Oh," she agrees. She draws your fingers out, and licks them clean, which does absolutely nothing to relax your heart rate.

You know when you're beat; you raise your hands in surrender and help your lady dress. When you're done, she fixes her makeup, cleans your face, and hops back into the driver's seat, while you pack away the clothes. By the time you arrive at Admiralty House, your facade of a model flag officer and his adjutant is secure. You don't say another word until you're both in the private elevator leading to your floor, when Maggie leans over and whispers in your ear, "So, Darling, I assume Her Majesty came to breakfast au naturale?"

You cough, and Maggie's tails swish triumphantly. "I knew it," she proclaims teasingly. "You dirty, dirty old man. You enjoyed that eyeful, didn't you? Don't deny it, I know you've got an eye for young girls, you depraved cradle robber you." She leans back, fluttering her eyelashes, fanning herself dramatically. "Oh woe is me! My man hath pursueth me for mine youthful looks, but his gaze now wanders to a babe in the woods! Darling, please. Don't look at the Empress, look at me. Youthful innocence is fleeting, sexual maturity is eternal."

"I could see her ribs," you say softly, and it's like a dam breaks inside you. "Her ribs, Maggie. She's not eating, she's not sleeping, she's just a kid, a kid who lost her mom and lost her dad because the fucktard decided to kill himself and join his wife in death instead of manning up for his kid. What kind of father is that? The only person in her life who cares about her, as a person, is Yui. It's not right. It's not right at all. The Empire is in the hands of a lonely grieving little girl who's unprepared to rule and this house of cards is going to crash down on us-"

Maggie takes your hand in hers. You're filled with a sense of horror as you just realise what the fuck you said, but your fingers intertwine with hers, seeking out that comforting warmth. She stands there, beside you, her hand in yours, her eyes locked in on yours, and all she says is: "How can I help?"

"I don't know," you say, and her eyes soften at the quiet despair in your voice. "Oh, Johnny," she says. She pulls your head down and she kisses you, and then kisses your hand, and tells you, "No matter what, I'll be right here."

You kick yourself furiously. You've revealed something you were trying to keep hidden. And she said that, but of course she would say that, that's what a honeypot does-

"I thought Sumeragi didn't like the Imperial Family?"

"I'm not doing this for Her Majesty, Johnny. I'm doing this for you."

As the elevator doors ding open, as you reluctantly release your hands, you feel something in your heart, something that terrifies and excites you at the same time: Hope.

Maybe. Just maybe…?
 
She literally went on a date once, and she still doesn't realise it was a date, or the extent of his feelings towards her.
Great. For all Yui's professional skills, on her personal side she's made of pure ShinjiIkarium, the densest material in the universe.
"Yui said I could probably find a wife with this suit."

Maggie laughs. "Excellent. That's exactly what happened.
You're not supposed to say that part out loud, Maggie! :p
 
That was pretty sexually charged. Sure it was fine to post here, Whiskey?
 
Reminder thst voting closes in lessmthst 4 days feom now, at 0600 GMT Monday 30th December 2019.
 
Oh no I wonder which option will win. The suspense is killing me.
I mean sure, it looks like a landslide, but last year it looked like a Barisan landslide in GE14, until suddenly we got the Pakatan upset...

Anything could happen. I might still get 69 votes, a most auspicious number to drop lewds for!

Whiskey you cock stop using EA's predatory sales tactics >:[
 
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Oh look all the votes suddenly say "Obfuscate, blow Kanda up with C4, deny everything, become God-Queen of the Multiverse"
 
at this point i dont think that there is any doubt what is going to win anyway.
 
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I'm actually kinda sad that we didn't get to the 69 votes that would have led to me writing lewds. ("Whiskey, stop using unethical sales practices." :V)

I think I'll just go and write lewds to cheer myself up. (God knows I need, it, after the christmas and the weekend I've had. My poor in-ears getting run over :( These were nice earplugs too, professional-grade Sennheiser in-ear monitors. :()
 
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Le Fantasme de l'hostesse de l'air
God, this was a busy day. You've never really bought into the idea of romantic weekend getaways, because every single time you plan to knock off early from work on Friday, you always end up sangkut( caught) with the responsibilities of your rank. But not today. This time you managed to clear out on time, and you and Maggie are on your way to your weekend retreat at her private beach.

Quite frankly, you'd have preferred to just stay at home and have more time to relax instead of using it on traveling, but Maggie insisted, and you kinda do owe her for ruining her Golden Week plans. So here you are, this Friday night, inside a private jet, heading off to Maggie's private beach. It still amazes you sometimes. You're hardly poor, you might even qualify as being vaguely rich (a Fleet Admiral's salary is comfortably upper middle class to start with, and you've got a few decades of investments seeded by frugal living), but the Ri-Sumeragi family is super ridiculously turborich, and it's times like this that reminds you that Amagi Ri-Sumeragi comes from a world very different from Yonatan Chew's humble origins. Flying across the planet in a private aircraft for a weekend getaway? That's the sort of madness thst only the rich would do. And this jet's furnishings, dear Lord the furnishings!

You lean back in the luxuriously soft, decadently comfortable chair, and sigh. Passenger chairs shouldn't be as comfortable as this, it's almost criminal, but ooooh. You won't have any problems falling asleep in this chair.

The VIP jet is luxurious, but small, so small that it doesn't have an in-flight stewardess. "Discretion, Darling," Maggie told you. "The less people on board, the fewer mouths there are to spill secrets. Besides, I want to spend this flight with you, not with you and a stewardess hovering in the background."

Once you were airborne, she'd excused herself to use the facilities. You frown. She's been gone a while-

"Good Evening, sir. Please accept this whiskey, compliments of Amagi Air."

"Thanks," you say, accepting the proffered glass of whiskey. You look up, and your jaw drops.

"Coffee, tea or me, Sir?" asks Amagi sultrily, and you swallow. Your girlfriend is wearing an outfit you can only describe as powerful. The tight red jacket is cut to accentuate her generous figure. Her pencil skirt tightly hugs her hips, highlighting every dangerous curve, complemented by her black stockings that show off her long, beautiful legs. Her cream-colored blouse is sheer, and as she bends to pour you your whiskey, you can see the silhouette of her lacy black bra. The gold ascot, with red and black trim, draws attention to its knot at her throat, and you can feel your heartbeat rising.

Powerful. Dangerous.

"Maggie, if you wanted to have flight attendant cosplay sex we could have just done it at home," you say, finally finding your tongue. "This is very method of you, but y'know, cosplay, roleplay, it's acting. We can do that at home. Did you really have to go this far in pursuit of your method acting memes?"

Maggie smiles sweetly, and climbs into your lap, straddling you, smiling lustily at you - and then she seizes a small pillow and proceeds to begin beating you to death with it.

"I haven't done anything!" you protest, throwing your hands up to protect yourself, and Maggie glares sternly at you.

"Johnny. I have a very specific scenario I wish to enact, which requires all of these elements which I have painstakingly assembled. I am very invested in this. I have to deal with your shitposting on a daily basis. I give you that. This is the least you could return towards me. Or, in plainer words, Darling: don't fuck this up for me."

"Yes, Dear," you say contritely.

"Good," says Maggie, climbing off you, and you exhale a sigh of disappointment. "Now grab my ass like the entitled douche you are."

"Excuse me?"

"You're a rich passenger who believes that paying for a first class ticket entitles him to take liberties with the stewardess."

"So the exact sort of guy I would punch if i could get away with it," you muse. You reach up and sink your fingers into Maggie's amazing ass, and sigh again. Maggie narrows her eyes expectantly at you, and you affect a sneer. "Barely acceptable," you declare, in the haughty entitled tones of many a noblewoman you've seen. "Goodness gracious, how they expect to earn my coin with this level of service is simply disgraceful? Can't they get better girls to be stewardesses? I want to talk to your supervisor."

"Sir, I am the supervisory stewardess on this flight," replies Maggie, with the tired patience of a customer service professional. "I do beg your pardon sir, but the service you are implying is not a service provided by our company."

"By Jove what the devil am I doing spending five hundred crowns on this flight? For the money I've paid I expect a certain level of service! Can't you incompetents even achieve that level of-"

"Johnny, five hundred crowns is a low cost budget airline with no stewardesses. Multiply that figure by five hundred, please."

"Look I'm not actually rich-"

"Get back in character," snaps Maggie, and you obey.

"-I paid fifteen thousand crowns for this flight, the least I demand is to be serviced as I am accustomed to."

"Perhaps," says Maggie slowly, "it would be possible to come to a mutually agreeable resolution? We would be grieved to lose a paying customer such as yourself, sir."

She kneels before you, and reaches for your trousers, undoing your belt and zip. She fishes out your cock, and experimentally strokes it, You're a little ashamed to see it instantly spring to life at her touch. She smiles smugly at you, opens wide, and swallows your cock in one wet gulp.

"By the goddess," you breathe. The feel of her mouth and tongue on your cock is exquisite. She expertly performs her oral sorcery on you, licking and sucking and slurping your member. You get even harder, stimulated by the lewd sounds and physical sensations, and all thoughts of trying to hold it in are abandoned.

You meant to warn her, you really did, but it's as if a switch is flipped, and you explode in Maggie's mouth with an embarrassed moan. She doesn't skip a beat: her oral sorcery shifts to sucking up your semen, drinking from the hose of your degeneracy. You ride out the orgasmic wave, and Maggie just calmly, expertly takes you in her mouth.

Eventually, the wave subsides. Maggie releases you in a slurping motion. You glance down at your watch and you're shocked at how much time has past. Amagi stands, smirking smugly at you. She bends over and parts her lips, and a trail of drool intermixed with semen slips out of her mouth. You watch, as if in slow motion, as that liquid degeneracy falls from her lips to land on you, splattering on your wet cock and mons. Amagi licks her lips - but you can see past her poker face and sense the undercurrents of disgust and disdain behind that lustful gesture.

"That was very naughty of you, sir," she says smugly. "Company policy frowns on our guests participating in acts of public indecency and making a mess of themselves. Our company has a policy of immediate blacklisting of any guest found engaging in such degeneracy. This blacklisting cannot be appealed. Once we land shortly, sir, please know that you are no longer welcome on any of our flights, and from this moment forward, are to be treated as an inanimate object, not a paying passenger. Good day, sir."

Lord, that's cold.

"Far gentler than such a man deserves," laughs Maggie, and you realise that you said that aloud without realising it, again. Damn it, Johnny. She smiles sweetly at you. "I'd leave such a man to clean his mess himself. But for you, Darling, well. I suppose you deserve some reward for being a good boy today."

Your instinctive retort of "I'm older than you" is immediately suppressed when Maggie kneels before you and takes you into her mouth again. It's a feeling that's just as exquisite as the earlier encounter, but this time it feels different. She hums happily to herself, sending good vibrations through you. Whereas before she was sexual and cold, she's now loving and warm.

She's an excellent actress, you'll grant her that. You could almost believe she enjoys your taste. No one could.

Maggie cleans you thoroughly, and makes a show of smacking her lips when she's done. Her last move is to lovingly kiss your cock, before fixing it back in your trousers and making you presentable, Somehow, despite the outwardly submissive nature of her actions, you can't help but feel that she's been in control all this while. You reach for your whiskey and offer it to her; she raises an eyebrow quizzically at you, takes a sip of the whiskey, and returns it to you.

You wonder if she realises why you do that, each and every time. You're not sure you want her to know.

"Well, I've had my fantasy," she purrs. "I can be generous and let your have a turn. Spread the wings of your imagination a little, Johnny."

She stands, looking down to you, and her skirt does interesting things as it rides up her legs. You swallow, and take her beautiful hand and kiss her fingers. "Well," you begin, "I was thinking that I'm a businessman, and I'm feeling a little smug, because I've bought out all the seats in First Class so I can spend that time with one particular stewardess. Y'see, my wife is the Chief Stewardess on this flight, which means that she gets to take care of First Class instead of slaving away in Economy. And I was thinking that it was our wedding anniversary, and we wanted to spend the time together, but she had to work this route and couldn't get the time off, and she's not the sort of woman to pull strings and screw over her colleagues for her own sake. So she sucks it up and she deals, and I suck it up and I deal, and now we're here, in First Class, we have the entire cabin to ourselves for this flight. I get to be with my lovely wife, the most beautiful woman in the world, while she gets to relax on the job. There's no one else in the world, just me and her, together."

Amagi Ri-Sumeragi gives you a look, which only gets flatter and flatter at the words "husband", "wife", and "wedding anniversary", and you cringe. She lifts one beautiful leg, full of steppy power, planting it on your seat, right between your legs, fixing you with that same look.

And then Maggie laughs and her face comes alight, her tails swishing behind her in genuine mirth. She climbs into your lap, straddling you, and you feel your cock hardening as she rubs against you.

"Well," she smirks smugly, "if my husband" - and oh does the way she say those two little words make your heart beat faster -"if my husband has gone through all this trouble to arrange this flight for me, he deserves a reward."

"I'm totally okay with just cud-"

Maggie interrupts you with a kiss, one which you sit up and lean forward into to reciprocate. When you come to your senses, your shirt's unbuttoned and your jacket's off, tossed to the side: you have no memory of how that happened. Maggie's jacket and her shoes are on top of it, and she's curled up in your lap, leaning against your chest, her face flushed with excitement, looking very smug and pleased with herself.

"As fantasies go, it's a little vanilla. But adventurously vanilla," she grins, and then she hikes her skirt up, straddles you, and after that, you both have no more need for words.
 
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