Magical Girl Home Base Quest

A Communion of Iron
Commissioned by @Strypgia



To most people, the auto shop would have looked long abandoned. Decrepit vines crawled over it, while the insides were filled with a soft gaslight. Four magical girls were sitting around inside, two asleep and two awake by the fire. Some small sound filtered out, the hum of the old treadle sewing machine and a crackle of the heater and light.

"Do you think it'll rain soon?" the one on the sewing machine said, sweeping back her cyan hair. "It always rains before trouble starts here."

Lying by the heater, her friend sighed. "Ramiel, I don't think we're going to have more trouble than usual right now. It's the quiet time of the year, after all."

"You always say that, Fate. I can't take you seriously."

The sewing machine kept humming, and the gas-lamp kept flickering. In the back of the garage, four carefully-tended motorcycles sat without moving, until they weren't and one fell over. Sighing, Fate got up from her spot by the heater, brushing off her catsuit and staring at Ramiel with a stink-eye.

"Could it kill you to make a skirt sometime?" Fate asked, sighing.

"Yes." Ramiel replied, pulling another pin out of her work and putting it in the pincushion wrapped around the old Singer's neck. "I know how to make stuff skintight, so skintight is what your costumes are."

Moving towards the bikes, Fate groaned. "Yeah, but they're too hot, and I end up unbuttoning it to my naval, and there's no support. C'mon, can't you at least make something I can put a bra under?"

"Since I'd have to make the bra for it to integrate right, no." Ramiel grumbled. "I'll think about something nice for you once I'm done with the one for Lisa, though. Fair?"

"Sure."

As Fate got to the motorbikes, she found a large calico cat sitting on one of them, licking it's paw and glaring.

"Well good to see you too, Elise." Fate said, picking up the large cat. Meowing softly, the cat stared at Fate until they got by the heater and she started to transform back into a girl.

"God, it's been a long week." Elise groaned. "Y'all got a spare bathrobe or something?"

Tossing one at the naked ex-cat, Ramiel grinned softly. "Find a new squat, or just coming to bother us for another can of tuna?"

"Believe it or not, no." Elise replied, grinning. "I found another item-crafter."

"No shit?"

"No shit. Medicine Boy's good." The shapeshifter stressed, sketching an amulet in the air. "He figured out how to stop time on a dime, and judging by what his proxies carry that wasn't the result of some fey mood."

"A guy." Ramiel mouthed. "Is he single?"

"Worse, he's thirteen and crippled." Elise sighed. "Don't you try and get your claws into him too deep now; you know the curse of the draw as well as I do."

"Yeah, I know, don't cross the streams or you'll eat each other alive." Ramiel sighed. "Eiren and I only get along so well because we can alternate crafting times so we don't intersect, and even then I can't operate at my fullest potential with her around."

"Is it really worth it then?" Fate interjected. "I mean, I know I'm the youngest of us all, but…"

"Safety in numbers trumps good gear every day." Ramiel said decisively. "It takes minutes for me to change my combat applications, and I'm helpless when I do that. No spell or sorcery will save me then."

"Anyway." Elise said, coughing. "You can probably trade stuff with him, and he does medical work too in case something happens."

"Great." Ramiel muttered. Checking a watch, she sighed. "Fate, time for shift change."

"I'll get Eiren and Lisa up." Fate said calmly, as Elise settled down by the heater. Soon, Ramiel was asleep in her bedroll, and the other two were up and about fixing breakfast on a hot plate.

"Morning, Elise." Eiren said, smiling slightly. Lisa just went over to their bikes, presumably to do her magic on them. "Fate will tell me the news later; any signs of good hunting recently?"

"I got nothing." Elise sighed. "Whole city's locking down, and I had to panhandle to make rent this week."

"I should note I've only ever seen you pay rent all of twice." Eiren noted dryly while getting out a skillet to make breakfast in. "Lisa, how do the wards look?"

"We'll need to juice 'em in a few hours, but they'll hold. Do we still have eggs?"

"We got spam, and… beans." Eiren said, sighing. "Damn."

Going over to pat her friend on the shoulder of her red and blue quartered catsuit, Elise took one sniff and lost her apatite.

"Girl. Get a fucking shower." She said, without heat in her voice. "You smell like a dumpster."

"I would if I could…" she muttered. "but…"

"Fucking hell, I will turn into a bird and lead you to Medicine Boy's joint to get you showered if that's what it takes. You know how much I hate turning into a bird." Elise griped.

"After today's hunting." Eiren said, sighing. "Speaking of which, the bikes are set up, right?"

"Just finished gassing them up." Lisa said, sighing. As the other magical girl came back to the light of the heater, the grease stains in her denim coverall became apparent, and she pushed her blonde hair up and back out of the way. "Can I just say it's a bitch making a Kawasaki work when all you have are shitty Mercedes parts though? Because it really is."

"At least you get to use your abilities without a janktastic workaround." Eiren grumbled. "I was supposed to become a doctor. Healing. Medicine. Now I figure out better fucking gunpowder and know all sorts of sweet spots to shoot people in."

"Well either you picked up a gun or I did, and I know more formal sorcery." Lisa replied, going over to ruffle Eiren's snow-white locks. Dodging the greasy hand, things quickly devolved into a scuffle on the floor while Elise subtly moved in on the pan and tinned beans to start breakfast. Once the scuffle was decisively concluded with Lisa in a joint lock and Lisa covered in oil, the shapeshifter served them all equal portions of breakfast.

"What are you even hunting for, anyway?" Elise asked.

"Machines." Lisa said, eyes sparkling. "There's tons of old abandoned tools, and if I can get a decent air compressor I can start working on something bigger than these bikes. Or maybe a welder, so I can do a permanent warding. Maybe a sandblaster, oh, I've always wanted one of those…"

"Lisa talks to machines." Eiren explained. "She's only been like us for two months, but she's got talent and doesn't mind the living conditions that much."


"I can tell." Elise said. Sighing, she took off her bathrobe, and went back behind a curtain towards the toilet. "I'm going to transform now; don't look."

Sitting by the fire, Lisa and Eiren started going over their map. They'd need to head north a fair bit today, before hitting up some abandoned tooling shops and a warehouse district on the way back south. Before long, a large bobcat padded out behind one of the curtains, and curled up next to Eiren.

"Glad to have you with us." The medic said, smiling. It took a few minutes to get Elise's combat cat form situated onto a motorcycle, but after that the two girls took off. As the wind flickered past her ears from where she was draped across the gauges and the handlebars, she watched buildings go whizzing by in a haze of blight with islands of hope spaced between them.

It wasn't long before the group stopped, and the weapons came out. Lisa's choice of a chalk stick and a flashlight may not have been normal next to

Eiren's pistol and the bobcat that was Elise, but she was the most dangerous one there with her sorcery. Moving through the workshop, it didn't seem like much was going to happen- aside from the dark and dead tools, there was nothing moving. Then, outside, there was a crash.

"Man, I told you." One voice muttered. "The boss-man wanted glassware, so why the fuck we breaking into a paint shop?"

"Because he said Pyrex, you dumbass." Another voice replied. "If we get the wrong stuff, it'll explode."

"This is just as dumb as the time he wanted us to steal a truck of cough drops." The first muttered.

Looking at each other, Lisa and Eiren raised eyebrows. "Do we want to engage?" Eiren asked. "I mean, no loot."

"They have a car though." Lisa replied. "I always wanted a car."

Moving through the workshop, they got to the back alley and the Corolla that sat there idling. As far as getaway cars went, it was kind of terrible: rusty, with one flattening tire and the windows locked down. Still, Lisa's eyes lit up at it.

"What about the motorbikes?" Eiren asked, waving her hand in front of the mechanical girl's face.

"What about them?" Lisa asked back.

"Give me, like, five minutes." Eiren sighed. "I'm gonna hide the bikes across the street."

Looking at the car, Lisa nodded. She never really noticed one partner in crime gone as she knelt down to sketch some circles on the concrete.

"Did you hear that?" one of the men called. "Sounded like scratching."

Eyes snapping up, Lisa gulped as one of the stooges across the street played his flashlight out, before cussing.

"Jaysus, that was one hell of a cat! Damn near looked like he'd eat me alive!"

Relax, Lisa. She told herself. They didn't see you.

"I'm gonna check on the car, that thing could have finished fucking the tires or something."

Ah shit.

Moving quickly, Lisa started scrawling circles of invisibility. One for her, one for Elise, one for Eiren, one for the other cat here in case Elise wasn't a bobcat… no. She had to calm down, now. Panic was bad. Fear would kill you. Pulling out her flashlight, chalk quickly filled pre-scrawled runes on the outside as Lisa got ready to fight. Coming out of the building, the mook started moving towards her car purposefully, and she snapped.

Charging out of invisibility, Lisa yelled and flicked on her flashlight. Normally, this would produce a beam of light, but now it produced a discrete brick of light that flew out at the thug.

The fact it missed was incidental. The first thing Ramiel had taught Lisa about fighting people was that the word of the day was closer. Get closer, and clobber the shit out of them. A homemade flashlight built into a gas pipe would work wonders for the job. Thus, the skull-reverberating thonk following the brick was nothing more than guerre d' course for Lisa, followed by the man falling backwards and gibbering.

What was not guerre d' course was the man standing back up with a visible dent in his skull, pull out a Glock, and start garbling at her.

"I'ma kill you!" he yelled, pulling the trigger. Much like Lisa's light brick, it went wide. Unlike her magical attack, though, it was followed by another one, forcing Lisa to duck behind the car. Screaming, he kept shooting, until Eiren finally got a line of sight on him and pulled her own trigger.

Most Alchemists disdained regular bullets, and in this neck of the woods the perfered enhancer was enchanted radium. As such, when it hit the dumbass who'd taken pay in kind from the wrong masters, it exploded. Violently.

As chunks of man-turned-monster fell, Eiren cocked her revolver again and ran forward to Lisa. "Are you okay?" she yelled.

"ughble" Lisa muttered.

"Fucking fuckit." Eiren muttered, before shoving her gun in her belt and throwing Lisa into the car. Once in contact with the mechanical device, she straightened up immediately, grabbing the wheel with one hand and the shifter with the other.

"Hey!" yelled a voice from inside. "That's our car- shit! Jim? Jim!"

Moving around the car, Eiren pulled the gun back out and threw a shot at the other mook. Something in the building opposite was enough to arm it, and the explosion shattered something glass as she got into the passenger's seat.

"Get us home." Eiren yelled, before the car peeled rubber in a desperate attempt to escape. A few minutes of driving later, and the pair finally found themselves free of pursuit.

"So… good haul?" Lisa asked, trying not to flinch.

Eiren's eye twitched. "I have no idea yet. It depends on this junker's value, because you better believe we're not keeping it."

"Yeah, I thought so."

"You're not sad we're scrapping it?"

Lisa sighed, and patted the dashboard. "She's an old girl, late eighties model. Too much is going in her guts. Better I put her to sleep instead of some monster who leaves her to rot."

"Great." Eiren sighed. "You wanna stop for some McDonalds?"

"We have cash for that?"

Banging open the dashboard, Eiren pulled out a stack of dodgy bills. "We got… sixty dollars. We can eat on that."

"How'd you find that!" Lisa asked, gasping. "We could use that more!"

"Tell you the truth, I smelled the cocaine on it first." Eiren said, grinning abashedly.

"Oh. Which McDonald's do you want to go to?"

"The one on Hall is pretty decent."

It was about twenty minutes later that they got their food, and soon it was time to head back to the base. Cruising southbound, things were going smooth as silk as the rest of the money went into some groceries while Lisa kept the poor old thing going through a touch of magic and a deft foot on the pedal. When they finally got home, the noise was enough to wake Fate and Ramiel.

"Holy shit! You got a car!" were Fate's first words, and it wasn't hard to blame her for it. Cars were hard to find, and just jacking one would be prone to developing problems like gang attention.

"They were homonuculi, so this is spoils of war." Eiren said, going over to take the groceries out of the back. "Don't celebrate too hard, either- we had to leave the bikes hidden on Seven Mile Road, and this thing's gonna get parts'd up."

"Do we have to?"

"If you can fix two cracked cylinder heads, I never knew." Lisa replied from inside the car. "Most of the suspension is shot, and the trans is gone too. It can barely leave first gear, and fourth gear is just fucking gone."

"Crap." Ramiel said quietly. "Well, I'll let you get up to that. I need to sleep."

Flopping back into her bedroll, Ramiel put words to deeds as she crashed out. Fate followed suit shortly after, and Eiren just muttered and got out he medical pestles.

Tonight had scared her. She wasn't a fighter at her core, but a pharmacist who had traded her fate for a chance to save her sister. It had worked, for a time, but when that man came into her life and stole her away, it boiled the blood in her veins and driven her to such a rage. Eiren had nearly died that night, and in a fit of pique swore off the medical vow that had been the crux that saved her soul.

Now, there was no more protection as she danced with the dead, and as the conglomerate in the pestle came together she sighed. One day, one dark day, she would let herself die and be judged for what she had done. Today wasn't that day, though- and as she scraped the paste up into a ball to swallow, her actions made sure tomorrow wouldn't be that day either.

Meanwhile, over at the car, Lisa was preparing the Last Rites. Writing out the description of the car, she slowly walked around it, catalouging damage. What would take an experienced mechanic hours of work took her minutes, the speech of the car and the pained sounds it made as the parts continued to fail in slow motion saying volumes about the quality of it's care.

Once that was done, it was time to extract the fluids. A pan under the car was set to capture the oil, while a siphon pump was taken to the gas tank. Once that was done, the battery was disconnected and removed, and the radiator drained. There were still a few more things Lisa could disassemble, but they were minor in comparison. The car was now hibernating- the rest would be painless.

Jacks and blocks held the car up as wheels were pulled to the side, and the bad tire removed for use in other projects later. Brake calipers were pulled, lines taken off, and slowly the suspension became parts in the wind. Going over to the cabinet of supplies, Lisa took a sprig of holly and some holy water, blessing the corpse-to-be.

Taking the engine out properly could wait for another day, though. So much work to do for Lisa, but for now she needed to eat. A cup of tea and a biscut would suffice, as Eiren looked on in bored amusement.

"Do you think the car cares about what you're doing to it?" Eiren asked calmly, sipping her own tea. "Do you think it knows what this really means? An end to it's life?"

"Machines aren't like people." Lisa said, blowing on her tea carefully. "They age more gracefully, don't fight and swear the winds of fate, understand that time on this Earth is limited to the care of their component friends. But, for them, there is no concept of death. Only rest."

"Then that is the question for all of us, I suppose." Eiren said. "Is death the rest at the end of life?"

"Only a life well-lived, though." Lisa corrected, nibbling the sweet biscuit happily.

"Did we have one, then?"

"I don't know."
 
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Omake 1: Stop in the name of the sign
For those of you who enjoy such things, have an omake! I have been sitting on this for a few weeks until finally deciding to put it here for your perusal. I'm not a native English speaker and this has obviously not been betaed, so read at your own peril.

OMAKE: Insane world requires insane fortifications.

A strange gurgling chitter echoed in an empty park. It was accompanied by more human, but still incomprehensible, screaming and rapid thuds.

The spidery monster's wails grew even more high-pitched as the enraged teenager hit it again and again. Yellowish ichor splattered everywhere as she repeatedly brought down her heavy, metal pole.

Still, despite her victory, Taylor was despairing. It had all went so wrong.

The bent signpost slipped from her nerveless fingers, clattering loudly against the broken asphalt, and she fell onto her knees. She couldn't stop the desperate tears from bursting out. Taylor's whole body shook and her ruined make-up ran down her cheeks in dark rivulets.

Not twenty feet from her lay a mangled body of another magical girl. Her agonized screams had died minutes ago and she was now silent and dead to the world. Anne's limbs were bent unnaturally and her rasping breath bubbled with blood. Taylor didn't want to think about it, but deep inside she knew her friend wouldn't live to see the sunrise. Further away, on the other side of the park, her neighbour had been disemboweled and his intestines turned into a make-shift summoning circle.

Her fist slammed against the ground.

Weren't the heroes supposed to triumph over the forces of darkness! Why did it have to end like this? Why?!

Her despondent mental tirade got sidetracked when a gloved hand squeezed her shoulder. "Calm down, girl. You are hyperventilating."

She twisted violently, yanking herself free from the new attacker. Her fingers tightened around the viscera-coated signpost and, once she rose from her somersault, she swung the pole around like a giant axe.

Metal screeched as her furious strike was intercepted with terrifyingly casual ease and impossible strength, a luminous golden sword sinking more than half way into her steel pole.

Taylor stared at her new opponent. It was not a monstrous demon, regular gangster or even drug-fuelled cultist, but a fellow magical girl. Her green dress was bright and lacy, her sword glowed with inner light and she even had shimmering filigree wings of silver.

And she was flanked by three more girls, all battle ready and equally well equipped. They looked like they could have come straight out of pages of any Mahou Shoujo manga.

"Well, that was somewhat more violent than excepted," the magical girl stated calmly, before taking a step back and lowering her blazing sword. "Anyway, we can help your wounded friend." She turned to one of the other girls. "Mistletoe, you have the healing potion, yeah?"

The one named Mistletoe saluted lazily. "I got it!"

Hope bloomed in Taylor's heart. "There's this man who-"

"We saw him," the winged one interrupted her. "He's gone. I'm sorry."

She closed her eyes, trying her best to avoid bursting into tears again, and took a deep, shuddering breath. Taylor had barely known the man, but she knew he had a wife and a pair of kids a few years younger than her…

"But you can help Anne?" She asked, her voice creaky, when Mistletoe knelt next to her friend and brought out a small glass bottle filled with red fluid.

"That's her real name, right? No real names; only aliases, New Girl," the older girl snapped. "That's your new name, by the way. You can call me Rose the Entangling. These two sidekicks are Rider and Trickster."

"Fuck you too, asshole," one of them muttered, but her words lacked any real heat.

"I aim to brighten your day," Rose replied flippantly, before refocusing back to her. "And yeah, the potion will keep her alive until the Keeper can patch her up more properly."

"The Keeper?"

"It's short for innkeeper. Although, a lot of people still call him Medicine Boy or Sevenfingers. He's an artificer who also manages a hostel for magical girls."

Suddenly a wet cough caught her attention. Anne was held in a sitting position on the cracked tarmac and Mistletoe was gently pouring the potion into her mouth.

"Anne!"

"No real names, New Girl!"

***

After a half hour's drive Taylor was happy to get out of the hobo-driven minibus that smelled way too strongly of mold and weed. The cool wind felt refreshing against her face and helped to dry her tears.

She sniffed and wiped her nose with her sleeve. No doubt she looked absolutely pathetic to the other girls…

Anne still couldn't walk and was carried out on an army surplus stretcher by Rider and Trickster, but at least her breathing was steady now.

Taylor tried to ignore the fact that Mistletoe casually passed a small plastic bag filled with something green to their shabbily-dressed driver. She presumed it was his reward for ferrying them around.

"So, where are we?" she asked instead and looked around suspiciously. Even ignoring the obvious drug trade happening right next to her, they were clearly not in a good neighbourhood. Although the last few weeks had taught her that magical girling was a rather more gruesome business than advertised, it was still a strange place for a supposed stronghold of light.

In response, Rose clasped Taylor's chin and turned her head a bit. "Welcome to Casa del Chicas Brujas!"

"What are you tal-," she started to ask, before she could suddenly see. Somehow she hadn't even noticed the large building, despite being right next to it, until the other girl had forced her to pay attention in its general direction.

"The first layer of the seven-stage ward makes people ignore anything that happens inside. You saw through the enchantment pretty quick," Trickster commented from behind her. "Most girls take like a half minute."

Now that she could see the place, it was rather eye-catching. Although not in a way she would have expected.

Surrounding the decrepit four-story building was a ring of truncated pyramids of reinforced concrete, large stones and giant metal caltrops welded out of rusty I-beams. They were clearly staggered and spaced in such a manner that they would stop any truck or even a tank trying to drive though. Interspersed among the anti-tank obstacles were more barbed wire than she had ever seen in her life.

The building itself looked more like a military headquarters from the second world war than an inn for runaway girls. All first floor windows had been replaced by corroded steel panels with only narrow vertical viewing slits and even the higher floors' windows had metal bars. She could see a half dozen surveillance cameras attached to the walls and the roof. All the dirt and flaking paint made even the reinforced front door look rather intimidating.

The concrete balconies were fortified with shoddy brickwork and had large holes cut in the middle, turning them into machinegun nests. There were even large searchlights installed.

"The lawn is filled with Soviet anti-tank and anti-personnel mines," Rose the entangling said matter-of-factly as she walked past Taylor, which really didn't calm the nerves of the younger girl. "So stay on the path marked by the stones. Unless, of course, you are secretly evil, which will trigger the explosive runes carved into the cobblestones."

Taylor stood still for a second before following her. It was way too late back out now and Anne still desperately needed medical care. She had no other choice but to trust these shady magical girls, even though they seemed less and less trustworthy.

Rose pressed the intercom which beeped a second later. "Who are your new friends?" The voice was distorted by the poor quality of the speaker, but it still clearly belonged to a young woman.

"When we found the demonologists, they were already fighting a duo of magical girls," Rose reported. "We are all alright and the cell got wiped out, but the locals got a beating. One WIA. She needs immediate medical care. Open the door, Ferra."

"A moment," the voice from the intercom spoke. A few seconds later, Taylor could hear the metallic screeches of someone sliding multiple heavy latches, before the lock clicked and the door opened.

When their group walked in she was faced with a dozen girls pointing a bizarre assortment of magical wands, medieval weapons, and modern firearms at her. From the sight of it, they had been lazing on ragged couches, watching football from a wide-screen telly, and gorging themselves on various snacks and drinks. Despite all this they seemed ready to unleash some ultra-violence at the drop of a hat.

The door clicked shut behind her but the girls never lowered their weapons and their eyes remained hard. For a moment the only sound in the room was the commentator's exited voice coming from the television.

Then someone cleared their throat on the other side of the lobby.

A teenage boy in a time-worn suit sat behind what passed for a reception desk and, apparently, a bar. Instead of having a front panel, the table's underside was filled with sandbags. Behind him was a pair of large wooden cabinets fully stocked with a wide variety bottles in all shapes and colours …and a whole bunch of different hand grenades, for some reason.

The boy had clearly been in the process of cleaning a shotgun, but unlike the other residents, he hadn't felt any need to point it at her.

"Ferra, fetch the Keeper," he ordered as he rose up. As the boy walked closer, Taylor could see that his eyes were just clear beads of glass, but somehow he didn't really move like he was blind. "Eowyn, Trompdoy, take her to the medical room. And you others, please stop scaring the new girl."

One by one the weapons pointed at her were sheathed, holstered or, in a few cases, unsummoned, and the girls turned back to their regular entertainment. Some continued to stare at her, apparently unwilling to show their back to her.

"You will have to forgive them. Things have been a bit tense lately with the fish-people and they like to use brain-washed infiltrators," the young man said. His tone was gentle, but it the words themselves weren't reassuring at all.

"I'm Homer the Scribe," he introduced himself with a small nod, before motioning towards one of the hallways. "Come, you look like you could use some hot drink."

"I want to go with An- my friend," she said resolutely, looking at the direction Anne was being carried.

The boy let out a small sigh and placed his hand on her shoulder, giving her a gentle squeeze. "I know you want to help her or at least see that she's okay, but there's a good reason why hospitals don't let people into emergency rooms. Unless you have a healing power, you would only be on their way."

***

She had protested for a while, but eventually Taylor found herself in the kitchen, sitting on a creaky chair, with a mug of steaming cocoa in her hands and a gaggle of curious girls surrounding her.

"So, is this place under siege or something?" she eventually asked.

The boy stopped nursing his own cup of coffee. "Not really, no," he said with a shrug. "The witches used to bother us quite a lot, but they have gone literally underground and now haunt the abandoned metro. The last serious attack was more than a year ago, when the Jade Court vampires drove a bus filled with ghouls through the front door."

"The alchemists did send a pair of homunculi strapped with some cursed incendiaries last month," Mistletoe added, "but the only thing they managed to do was burn lawn and scorch the paint on a wall."

"My wards stopped that attack cold and it had no hope of success. The East-Side Alchemists were just probing and it only cost them two already expiring dolls," Homer said, before turning back at Taylor and noticing her expression. "Is something wrong?"

"Wrong?" Taylor mouthed. "I have only fought against the demon cultists and their demons and mooks, but you are saying that there are mind-controlling fish-people, blood-sucking vampires, underground witches, and even morally bankrupt alchemists!? What's wrong with this city!?"

There was a second of silence before the entire room burst into laughter.
 
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Week 11: The trap of normallacy


Staring at your stocks, you sighed to yourself. Trompdoy had been asking for an illusion amulet for two months now, and you were finally going to actually build one for once. At least you were well-stocked for the job? That was a plus, you supposed, before you got to work. Did you have anything that screamed illusions at you? Did you even want something that 'screamed' at you?

Swearing to yourself at the analysis paralysis, you grabbed an old bread tin and started throwing crap in it. Fuck it, you're doing this live. Dumping the mess of bits and bobs out on your workbench, you considered your abilities and the pile of angle iron, detonite ampules, canned sardines, wendigo fur, and one too-shiny apple that smelled faintly of moldy hay. It wasn't much work to switch out the detonite ampules with some resonators, and a chunk of glass was added to the pile. Now you were cooking.

First step, seal the apple. It took a little work to form a cage around it with the angle iron brackets, but with that done you easily filled in the gaps with tenpenny nails and chucked it in the oven to reduce down.

Second step, make a pouch out of the wendigo fur. Since wendigo leather was pretty fucking heavy leather, this involved you getting an awl and your deadblow mallet to start chunking holes into it for the stitching. About five minutes in, this also involved accidentally punching through your shitty table, forcing you to stop and rebuild your table. It was at this point that Jocelyne found you, swearing black and blue as you held the patch on while the glue was setting.

"One of those days, huh." She said, spider-legs skittering as she moved around your workshop.

"Wendigo fur is ass and I don't even remember how I got it." You griped.

"Need me to spin on a patch for the table then?"

"You can do that?"

Moving up to your head, Jocelyn rammed your ear. "Dumbass, you built this body. I have a cable layer in case I need to leave the wired areas of the hotel, and it's not just for communications lines!"

You shrugged with one shoulder as wood glue dripped onto your shirt. "In my defense I think I was in a fugue at the time."

"dumbass." Jocelyn muttered, before climbing into a parts bin. "Thread, thread, here we go!"

A series of ominous clunks later, and Jocelyn was out and working with you to fix the table. Once her thread brace was installed, you got the pouch, and a different table, to resume banging on. Jocelyn, now bored, took the time to climb up your pants, shirt, and up to your head before looking down at the project. Once the holes were punched, you went and got some thin paracord to lace the pouch together along with a good needle.

Meanwhile, your companion was doing something on your head, occasionally tugging your hair.

"Pick a number between one and five." Jocelyn asked, and you pondered the thought for a minute.

"Two." You said, tying off the pouch and getting some wax for the seams.

"Ok."

Once the pouch was done, you pulled the iron-covered apple out from the oven, and inspected the work. It was well-sealed, and there was no more musty scent. Excellent. Hopefully the poison had been contained without altering it's nature too far, or else that would have been a waste of time.

Throwing the apple in another bread tray, you dug around for the glass and took some measurements of the apple. Your next step would be to mold the glass around it, and then possibly color the surface and see how that affected things. Grabbing a ball of Styrofoam, you started carving it into an apple likeness, and then covered it in tinfoil before throwing it into an oven to temper it to survive the glass.

"Jocelyn," you asked, "why are you moving back on my head?"

"No particular reason."

"Could you balance a little better? It's making it hard to look down."

"Ah, ok."

Grabbing the Apple Substitute, you put it in the glass and threw it back in the oven to start molding. In the meantime, potions- that… were already simmering in the rack."

"I was wondering when you'd notice." Joselyn said smugly from her perch on your noggin. "It's why I came in here in the first place."

"And what are those potions of?" you asked.

"Oh, strength, rejuvenation, and perception respectively. I labeled the bottles."

Going over, you squinted at the Fraktur applied lazily in Sharpie marker to the bottles. Pulling out some butcher paper, you started slowly transcribing the heavy morass of ink into something more legible.

"If you didn't tell me that, I would have no idea what Wahrnehmungserhöhung, Gesundheitsverbesserer, or Kraftverstärker are; and even with that context I still can't tell which one is which."

"Listen, I'm sorry Balthazar was a bastard and made us all learn German to label shit in, but at this point you're gonna have to live with it."

Gently shaking your head- so as not to knock Jocelyn off- you went back to the oven to switch the Fake Apple for the Real Apple. That done, you then went to get something to cover the pouch in, since you'd made it fur-in to cushion the glass. Eventually, you found some good heavyweight tinfoil and started working on an overlayer, keeping it temporarily in place with rubber cement. That finished, you set it in oven bay two, and in an off-the-cuff moment of inspiration put a reel of thread in bay three to see what would happen. Then came the waiting.

"Fly me to the moon, and let me sit upon the stars," you sang, happy to gently stoke the fire and let the fans purr.

"Let me see what life is like on Jupiter and Mars" Joselyn picked up, joining my singing.

"In other words, hold my hand

In other words, baby kiss me-"


At that moment, a fuzzy spider fell down your head, planting it's felt lips to yours, and breaking things off mid-lyric. Sputting, you looked at where Joselyn had landed on the floor, laughing her spinarettes off, practically rolling over in mirth.

"Oh… oh god… totally worth it to see the look on your face." She giggled, before breaking out into howls of laughter again. Wiping the felt off your lips, you stared at her with a squint-eye.

"Right, I can put up with illegible German, I can put up with you giving me a crick in my neck, but interrupting my concentration while I'm working?" you said, glaring. "Out of my shop!"

"Make- make me!" she said, still laughing.

So you did, by the simple expedient of picking her up and walking her over to the library and giving her to Homer. Heading back, it wasn't long before you heard Homer's guaffaws, and your eye twitched. Fine.

Back in the peace and quiet of your workshop, you completed encasing the iron-wrapped poison apple in glass, and took the now-metalic pouch out to encase the gem of the operation into it. Once that was in and percolating, you put the potions where they went before you sold them, and sighed. You couldn't really sing now that Joselyn had thrown you out of your groove.

It was a long five minutes for everything to get done assembling, and you were bored to tears the entire time.

When it was done, though, the amulet was worth the wait. Shiny and smooth at first feel, it was the size of the palm of your hand on a silvery chain and a distinct weight. It didn't take much time to figure it was aluminum pendant, though, and a cautionary feel told you that the illusions it made would always be real in two respects. A picture could not only move, but produce a sound or scent or touch; a wind would blow hair and debris as well as bear a foul stench, and a call for help would vary in volume from how close or far someone was. In addition, at the core of it, was a nastier deception- if a victim was truly fooled, the illusions would harm as well. Swords cut, arrows bit, and salt burned if someone thought it would be so.

Coming out of your workshop, you sighed and looked around. Normally, Trompdoy would be in the mess at this time of day catching a late lunch, but she was missing for once. The rec room was bare as well, although a gut sense told you she was in the building. Going to her room, you stopped. Not here… no. Across the hall in Eowyn's room?

Knocking there, you heard a weak cough, and a slam into the wall. Moments later, Trompdoy came to the door in a pair of battered blue jeans and a wifebeater, glaring at you with the foggy glare of the sleep-deprived.

"What is it this time?" she asked, fingers twitching.

"Remember that amulet you asked about?" you replied, holding the product out in one hand. "Well, I finally got around to making it."

"Fucking finally." Trompdoy said, grinning. "C'mon, gimmy."

"Here you go." You said, tossing her the amulet. As Trompdoy's hands closed around it, you felt her magic blossom and take in the specifics. Moments later, her clothes rippled and morphed, turning into a long blue dress with a white sash running from one shoulder to her hip bearing a frog for her wand.

"Holy shit." She muttered. "It's almost enough to fool even me!"

Closing your right eye, you clapped twice, and the illusion became foggy and semitransparent to you. By your smirk, Trompdoy figured you had cracked the illusion, and she sighed. Trying to trick the person who built your tools was not a good idea!

"Alright, fuck, looks like I need you to pay you in the big guns." Trompdoy muttered. Going back to her room, she pulled out a large, lead-lined container, before handing it over to you. "Got this thing from the Witches a month and change ago. The Familiar that could still speak called it a Kolobok, and it's a weird little thing. Heals you up tough as hell, but it's constantly emitting radiation. Crack that container open to get the full effect, but it'll still start making you feel queasy after a while."

You nodded. "Anything else you want to kick in?"

Rolling her eyes, Trompdoy sighed and grabbed a small bag. Inside were three two-carat diamonds, and a massive garnet. "There. That also covers our rent for next month."

"But of course." You replied, grinning. Grabbing the lead-lined container, you hefted it over your right shoulder. "Pleasure doing business!"

Changing her illusory dress, Trompdoy grinned. "You too."

-/-/-/-/

The good times were not to last long, sadly. It was just after the shower period that Sofia came up to you, and looked at you pointedly. It wasn't long before you were under one of the handful of trees on the property, sighing as the far-off sounds of the highway through the blight cut through your surroundings.

"I need a favor." She said, blunt. "My girlfriend needs a room. Bad."

"I've got space available, but from what you said she doesn't have any powers." You replied carefully. "I can't see how she'll make rent."

"She can live with me for all I care; I'll buy a futon or something."

Sighing, you put your head in your hands. "That's not what I was- do you even want- no, you're dating, but- arg."

Sitting down, you tried to marshal your thoughts. "I wanted to try and talk to those new girls; Chevron and Mars. You remember how bad your first month was, and when whatever the fuck is happening out there kicks off, I want them here. Safe. I barely have kitchen capacity now to feed all of you and the girls who come in for a safe place to kick their shoes off, and taking on three more permanent residents is going to shock the balance."

"You've got plenty of space in that kitchen though!" Sofia said, waving her arm out.

You groaned, sitting under the tree. "It's not just cooking space, it's food storage and prep. We cook off hot plates and a few camping ranges, and as good as Homer is we'll need to go to two cooks soon; as well as finding more storage space. A second fridge, more gas cylinders for the good range, a real 220 volt extension over there so I can do a power hub, just… god. So much stuff."

"Then bring Chris in, have her-"

Slamming a hand over her mouth, you shot her your most dedicated 'shut the fuck up' look and hissed. "No. Damn. Names."

"Then bring Erika in and have her fucking cook then!" Sofia groaned. "Seriously, she can cook pretty well, and it's not like eating halal will kill you. Plus you can have her play seeing eye dog for Homer when he goes on grocery runs instead of having Calypso do it."

"Calypso goes with him on shopping runs?" you asked, confused.

"Has for the last three weeks."

Nodding, you sighed. "I need to get out of my workshop more."

"You don't spend too much time there, though."

"It's not that, but my workshop is the focus of this entire building." You said, waving your hands. "I can't remember the last time I stepped off the property, you know? It's been before you got here, I remember that much, but this is home now."

"Well, home is where the bed is." Sofia opined, before grinning. "Now I'm dry enough to go get dressed, and start planning how to get Erika out."

You nodded, heading back to the building. Something stopped you, though, as a whiff of conversation came from the normal backdoor.

"What do you mean you're the shower attendant!" a girl yelled. "You're a guy!"

"I assure you, it's not like I could sneak a peek if I wanted to." Homer griped as you got closer. Three girls were surrounding him, glaring from behind creampuff dresses and fancy sticks that someone had conned them into. "I'm blind."

"A likely story!" one of them scoffed. "That bandanna is just for show!"

You winced. Homer had, at some point in the last few weeks, adopted the practice of wearing a headscarf tied low over his forehead in a style that struck you as being mildly Afghan to hide his acid burns, while a strip of black cloth covered what was left of his eye sockets.

Walking up to the confrontation, you called out carefully. "Homer, what seems to be the issue?"

"Buncha new girls." He called back, grinning. "Seemed all surprised when I told 'em the showers were free, but the soap cost money."

The smile was about as true as the girl's sticks, and you squinted at them. They were all young, bright, shining stars in your vision, untampered by experience. It was like looking at a box of puppies, almost.

"Who're you, anyway?" another asked, before her friend elbowed her.

"Isn't it obvious? He's Sevenfingers."

You winced at that, and shook your head. "My name is Medicine Boy."

"Oh, good. Do you have any girls that can run the showers?" their leader asked, grinning. "It says it's a girl's day."

"It is a girl's day." You replied. "Homer runs the showers for the girls on Tuesday, and Thursday. As a point of order, I think the showers are still in use."

"Yeah, Rose is in there." Homer mentioned. "She started mumbling a few minutes ago about growing something that handled acidic runoff well, and honestly I ain't stopping her."

"If they don't want the shower, then they don't want a shower." You said, shrugging. "I'm not getting Calypso to do it instead of room cleaning, especially with how summer's coming and the influx of new girls."

"Don't remind me…" Homer groaned.

One of the new girls stepped up- the one that had called you Sevenfingers- and grabbed your wrist. "One of the girls said we could take a shower if we paid extra for lunch, and, um… we need it. Can you please just have him go away for five minutes?"

Sighing, you looked at her more closely. Water power, go figure. Going over to the mess in the back, you sighed.

"Top off the water tank, Homer. I'll get Calypso." You said, sighing.

"Can I talk to you after this?" Homer asked.

"Sure."

It was a few minutes later that Homer caught you alone in the Rec room.

"So, why?" he asked, sighing. You knew what he was talking about.

"We're never going to catch up." You said, sighing. "There's always going to be a new girl who never realizes they signed up for this, and they're always going to be a hotshot until those pretty sticks are broken in a back ally and they're staring Hell in the face. Something cracks- sometimes their pride, sometimes their hope, sometimes their lives."

"There's still shit we shouldn't have to deal with." Homer argued. "This isn't some corporation trying to suck them dry; we're in just as bad of a spot as they are- worse if some Witch thinks she can dislodge us. We can't fight."

"That doesn't mean we try and cause strife where the wheels stick, either." You said, feeling a weight beyond your years. "We are the only hope for some of them, and the sooner they see us and our light the sooner they can come."

"The old girls are worried." Homer countered. "If you want to keep them safe and secure, well, we can knock together some barrack rooms and pack 'em in like sardines for a while. It would be uncomfortable as hell and hard on our backs to service the upper floors, but we could do it."

"Probably have to build an elevator or a hoist on the outside." You muttered. "Can the Library handle drawings?"

"I didn't have any issue copying or translating the… uh… doujinshi? I think that's what they were called? that Kaguya brought last time she was in. Those were basically comic books."

"Great." You said, grinning and getting ready to go.

"By the way!" Homer said, jumping up. "At some point, I'd like to get a shot to make something, and it's not like I can make anything more complicated than a one-person room."

"So noted." You said, before walking off. There was still stuff to do today, and the rest of this week after all.

/-/-/-/-

Build a Tool
[] [WORK] Trinket
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 3.
[] [WORK] Wand
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 2.
[] [WORK] Bomb
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] Costume
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] No, you want to work on your building instead
[] [WORK] No, you want to improve your workshop instead.
[] [WORK] No, you want to research an item instead.
-[] Write in Item in inventory to Reaserch

The Chris Question
[] [CHRIS] No, she can't stay. You'll work to get her safe with another group, but you can't keep her here.
[] [CHRIS] You'll let her crash in Mistletoe's room. It'll be tight, but not unsafe.
[] [CHRIS] You'll let her have a full room to herself; either she can make rent or you can go collect from Mistletoe.
[] [CHRIS] Something smells fishy about this; reserve a final decision on the matter until you meet her yourself and send some backup with Mistletoe to go get her.

 
Week 12: The Girl from Falujah; Names of Threats


Sitting down at the dining room table, you nursed a coffee as Goodyear sat in front of you. He was hungover and covered in grime, with the faint smell of gunsmoke coming off him as three magical girls huddled in the corner of the room clustered around a heater. Fall had started early last week, and was coming in like a pack of lions, with deep chills and unpredictable dips down near freezing.

"I found 'em in a school building." Goodyear explained carefully. "I think I know the rat bastard wish-giver that did it to 'em too."

"I've got these girls and the other three you found last week, Goodyear. I can't prep rooms that fast." You said, face drawn. "Hell, we're already having trouble making food ends meet."

"This cold snap could kill 'em, Medicine Boy." He hissed. "They're brand-new Skill types, and with the dearth of targets around here they won't be able to hunt enough to make ends meet. The only thing going for 'em are overlapping elemental affinities, but that won't mean a thing if they have to scrounge!"

"They're virgin magical girls, they can pretend to be normal for a bit longer!"

"Not with this storm coming down the pike." Goodyear muttered, fishing out a cigarette. "I lost three guys to the Blight last night, and these girls claim to be from Fiskmore."

"You gotta be fucking kidding me." You muttered. "You get any info at least?"

"Only if you take these four in." Goodyear grumped, inhaling on the coffin nail.

"Fucking- I'll need to double them up, but fine." You growled. "Don't force my hand on this though."

Opening his backpack, Goodyear dropped a bag of old, heavy coins on the table, followed by several slips of honest-to-god vellum. The coins were minted with a set of faces flanking a broken sword and burning laurel on one side, and the other was a demonic crest.

"HOMER!" you roared. As he ran out of the kitchen, you whipped out a pocketknife and carved a circle around the score-and-a-half of silver pieces, before putting down a second and third barriers in salt and Sharpie marker. Fishing one out, you glared at it. "Get this to the library, find out what demon this crest belongs to, and see if we need to destroy these."

As the silver hit his hand, you saw disgust in his face as he resisted the urge to pitch the coin away from himself. "Well, we're not keeping it for damn sure. The only thing this could buy is a wage of sin."

"About what I expected, but we need details." You said flatly. "In the meantime, I'm putting these in the lab for safekeeping."

"Anyway, I'm probably going to crash under your bushes." Goodyear sighed. "I'll probably be out of town for the duration-"

Cutting Goodyear off with a slam, your front door flew open like a cannon-shot. "Oh booooys~" a too-sweet voice came pouring through like mead and fire. "I'm ba-ack!"

Running out to your lobby, you saw Ouroboros there, now mildly tan and holding a long staff that radiated Doom. She was still wearing a bikini and coverup down below, and the cold autumn wind flowing through behind her didn't phase her at all as she walked up to you.

"Good morning, Ouroboros." You said mechanically. "Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Naturally! I smell a someone I gifted to, so I'm obligated to help see if he's okay!"

From the mess hall you heard a scrambling run as someone fled the scene at maximum human velocity, only for Ouroboros to step forward and reach out through space to pull Goodyear back to you by his collar.

"Hello, Godson!" she said, chuckling.

"Get off me god damnit I was just leaving!" he yelled. You just stared as your main outside contact was treated like a kitten by someone who looked to be half his age as he tried to resist.

"C'mon, you've been dodging my gift for nearly twenty years now!" Ouroboros said, smirking. "Just hold still!"

"And you think that was by mistake?!" Goodyear yelled. "I don't need your magic to live my- ack!"

And at that point, Ouroboros kissed him right on his stubbly cheek, before dropping Goodyear and smirking. You yourself just edged over to the older magical girl's companion, sighing.

"Is she always like this?" you asked her.

"Yeah, pretty much." She sighed. "I'm Sirocco."

"Medicine Boy." You replied. "Want some grub?"

"I'd be delighted."

As you took Sirocco back to the mess to get food, it was a few minutes later that a young man walked in, with a clean mullet and not even a trace of a 5'oclock shadow. Staring at the stranger, you gulped as you saw him pick up the hobo bag across from where you'd been sitting earlier.

"Goodyear?!" you asked.

"Yeah." The younger, handsomer Goodyear muttered. "Word of advice, kid? Never, ever, fucking ever doubt someone who claims to be your fairy godmother. I gotta scram. If I hurry-" he said, shaking out a Nixie watch from under his coat, and squinting at the amber lamps "-I can make it to the train station and catch a boxcar to Washington DC. The filth of the politicians might help shake her off my trail."

"Good luck?" you opined, before Goodyear snuck off.

-/-/-/-/

It was the day after that when Mistletoe decided to go get her friend to bring to the hotel. In a fit of paranoia, you sent Rose after her as backup.

Forty-eight hours later, Rose came back with her hair and clothes covered in scorch marks, dragging Mistletoe over one shoulder.

"And this is why you don't fucking try to blow up cars!" Rose yelled, in the one time you'd seen someone get her legitametly angry. "There's always shit that goes wrong when you blow things up, and they were nearly in the ambush area, but nooo, you have to go 'oh I can take care of that paddy wagon' and then it cooks off and then KABOOM you idiot useless lesbian!"

"mrglbrg." Mistletoe muttered back.

Groaning, you looked at the two. "Any medical issues?"

"None. Also, Chris is behind us." Rose grumped, before slinging Mistletoe in a chair. "I'm gonna get a shower."

As Rose left, you finally laid eyes on Chris. Pale skin and almond eyes and dark hair under a headscarf greeted you with a coy smile, while a cyan top and earth-brown skirt composed the core of her clothes. The black chawl on top was just overkill, really.

"I take it you would be my new employer?" she said elegantly, with a touch of a buzz in her voice that took you back to the Old Country. "I would be Chris Malachite."

As the name washed over you, there was no chime, no moment of Truth. It was an assumed name, even if it was an older one. Putting your head in your hands, you smiled ruefully. "I owe Sofia an apology then."

"Several, but I can understand the mistake." Chris said. "My real name is difficult to pronounce, and it's easier for me to maintain a more American face forwards than it is to suffer some oil-swilling infidels making a mockery of my name."

"Either way, let me show you the building- what parts of it are habitable, at least." You said.

"I'm lead to believe that things were a little primitive." Chris said in that demure way that spoke volumes in the absence of other structure to base words off of.

"Yes."

Your first stop was the mess hall, still crammed with girls. The three from earlier in the week hadn't left yet, and they all timidly waved when you explained how things went. Homer had already switched over to lunch, and happily enough beef porridge with Assorted Vegetables wasn't off the menu.

After that was the rec room- all three beanbags and two decks of cards of it- and the storeroom for your assorted materials. Then there was the laboratory, met with polite but obvious confusion, and the library. Chris did quite enjoy that facility, happily enough, and offered to write out some basic Arabic in a few of the more prominent dialects to help with translations. After that were the rooms, and in specific her room. Homer's work still held up, with the army surplus cot serving as a decent sleeping place, and the Salvation Army chair wasn't terribly uncomfortable.

"I suppose this is my home now." Chris said, sighing. "Still, thank you for the rescue."

"What did they rescue you from, anyway?" you had to ask.

"Protective custody." Chris explained. "My father was involved in a money laundering organization, and when the divorce happened my mother tried to use it to burn him. She didn't understand the legalities, though, and got hit as well."

You winced. "Well then."

There was a moment of silence, and you sighed.

"Take tomorrow as a settling-in period, and we'll talk scheduling after. I don't really do pay per say since liquidity is a bit of an issue with this place, but I won't ask anything for room and board or use of the facilities."

"Alright then."

-/-/-/-/

The next day, you were settling in at the breakfast table when a certain plush spider started climbing up your back interrupting your coffee and oatmeal.

"Good morning, Jocelyn." You said amnicably. "Sleep well?"

"As well as I can, yeah." Jocelyn said, smiling. "I only need four-ish hours now, though, so I decided to make you something."

Crawling down your arm- and holding your arm still was a challenge with said plush spider weighing fifteen pounds taking her sweet time coming down it- Jocelyn spread out a piece of butcher paper with a blueprint on it.

"I had an idea about setting up a command and control center." Jocelyn explained, making happy spider noises. "We have too much rumor and hearsay, and let's face it: in this body, my strongest asset is my mind. With this, we can calculate threat areas, set up patrol routes and zones, and most importantly locate enemy Witch and Alchemist bases quicker."

Looking over the items list, you grinned. "I can build most of this today, and it's not like it'll be useless with the latest dearth of targets."

"Then let's get to work!" Jocelyn yelled as you slammed down your coffee.

So work you did, heading over to room 4 to get to work. Chalkboard paint quickly covered one wall, and you knew enough carpentry to let you bang together a few tables and cabinets to store files in. Chris' first job working for you turned into an Office Max run, and as you got a series of chairs out of storage for anyone else operating the facility and a few abacuses knocked together to let the math flow. Calypso managed to kick in a mimeograph machine, which quickly had stencils made for forms, and things seemed to be pretty much online when you finished hanging a corkboard with a map of the city.

Then Jocelyn started maniaclly cackling and you had to remove her bodily from the room as she screamed about her precious data. Gentle stroking of her felt coat alternating with bops on the head when she complained about having so much to do finally got her to calm down, and she could go to work without disturbing the other residents. You expected great things.

-/-/-/-/

When Friday rolled around, you were not disappointed. Between Chris' basic Arabic primer, the copy of the Ars Goetia, and the silver coins, they had been identified to have been made by the President of Hell, the demon Caim. What was more concerning was how beaten Eowyn, Trompdoy, and Calypso were when they came in from their hunts.

"Some sort of fucking imps." Was the mass concencious, before the girls headed to dinner. Meanwhile, Homer and yourself were sitting in the library, with Jocelyn as your ride-along.

"Caim…" Homer muttered, hands flying over the script in front of him. "A president of Hell, and leader of thirty legions of demons. Capable of giving man understanding over the waters, most creatures, and speaks true of what is to come to pass. Often takes the shape of a thrush, or a man with a 'sharp sword' in his hand."

"Great." You muttered. "Someone get me a fucking Mossberg then so I can go after the ones on the clothesline."

"You know and I know that won't work." Homer grumped. "How many demons are in a legion, anyway? Are these pre-Marian reform legions? Post-Marian legions? Thirty copy-pasted French Foreign Legions except full of demons? Would those still even be Frenchmen?"

"Focus, Homer." You said, tapping the table you were sitting by. "We don't need a way to handle the legions; if they try and bring too much in too fast then the joe schmoes will get involved. Thirty legions of demons versus the national guard with air support will be a rough fight, and it looks like Ouroboros is in town. We should have enough firepower to get the job done against the rank and file. The devil of it all is going to be getting the President himself."

"The title implies he's the head of a college of demons." Jocelyn kicked in as she messed around with your hair. "So it's really him and his miniboss squad we need to plan for."

"I have his personal seal, and I can make up something to contain him in the short term." Homer said, sketching in the air with his hands. "It'll be based off an ofuda tag, but it'll buy the girls a few minutes apiece. If we schedule it correctly, I can whip out a dozen between runs in the workshop."

"Can it buy the girls time against any officers in the legions?" you asked. "Because that's the real worry I have."

"Probably." Homer muttered. "It'll weaken 'em for sure, and take away any power they have from their connection to the President, but individually they'll still hit like trucks."

"I can try and track them, but we'll need every girl piping information in we can get." Jocelyn muttered. "No matter how we slice this, though, people are going to get hurt, or possibly killed. Do we have any way to mitigate that?"

"I'll convert part of the lobby to a trauma center, but there's only so much I can do." You muttered. "As much as I hate to admit it, Jocelyn, you were a one-off. I can't dump that much effort into another girl- we don't have the supplies to consistently pull it off."

"Then we'll need to arrange funerary services." The spider sighed. "Hopefully, we won't need them."

"Amen to that."

/-/-/-/-/-

Build a Tool
[] [WORK] Trinket
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 3.
[] [WORK] Wand
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 2.
[] [WORK] Bomb
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] Costume
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] No, you want to work on your building instead
[] [WORK] No, you want to improve your workshop instead.
[] [WORK] No, you want to research an item instead.
-[] Write in Item in inventory to Reaserch

Boarding Policy
[] [ROOMS] Stay the course; one girl a room, rent is due when they have the money.
[] [ROOMS] Get new girls off the street for the duration of the emergency, and double them up due to housing limitations.
[] [ROOMS] Everyone gets a roommate for the duration; this disaster will prompt mass magical girl generations. May prompt some issues with senior magical girls.
[] [ROOMS] Pack 'em in the hallways if you have to; turn nobody away. Tensions will spike, but you can handle it.

 
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Week 13: As the water retreats from it's beaches


Sitting in your armchair in the lobby, you poured over the reams of paper and composition notebooks that were your ledgers. Magical crafting material was holding consistent, fungible cash was a tad low, exotic currencies were skyrocketing as more and more of Caim's coins showed up, and you were starting to run low on burnables for your oven at the moment. The new girls from last week were sorta-kinda settling in, even if they did spend too much time in the rec room and tended to move en bloc out of constant nerves. Eh, that could be someone else's job to handle, though: you had just finished up building a bunkroom and were seriously considering how to actually get stuff up to the second and higher floors.

Part of the problem was that you didn't have an elevator. There was an elevator shaft, sure, but the actual systems were twenty years past their last cert date and you were not fucking around with cables rated for several tons of strain. Building a cable lift or something for the outside of the building might be practical, or developing a magical lift system, but something in your gut told you that you either needed a hell of a lot more ingredients or expertise before trying something that complex.

Focusing back in on your ledgers, you blinked when you felt something familiar and heavy climb on top of your head.

"Hello, Jocelyn." You said idly.

"Medicine Boy." She said calmly, perched up there with two legs messing around your hair as normal. "Anything coming up in your books?"

"Yeah." You grumbled. "We're scheduled to take it up the ass next week."

"Food costs?"

"Food costs." You agreed. "Chris has been a massive help getting the kitchen operation, and now that we don't have a literal blind man in there we can run it at about triple capacity as previous, but we've had eleven new girls in and out of here. That's double our standard load and then some."

"We need a way to liquidate the silver." Jocelyn muttered. "Preferably after treating it to prevent any lingering ill effects from moving around."

"Pretty much. At the rate things are going, we're going to have to start dumpster diving." You groused. "I hate dumpster diving."

"Well, in better news, I think I've isolated the centers of demonic activity and have a short primer on demonic activity." Jocelyn chuckled. "Come into my web and I'll show you."

"You're going to creep out the new girls you know."

"Counterpoint, I'm a spider now. I can call it what I want."

Walking over to the Mission Control Center, you whistled at the impressive display of documents covering nearly every flat surface, strings hanging from the walls, ceiling, and tied to things on the floor.

"Sorry about the clutter. I tend to think kinematically." Jocelyn apoligised slightly. "Also, move your right foot two centimeters left or you'll step on my conclusions for last Tuesday."

"Right, right." You said, finding a clear spot to plant yourself in. "Anyway, map wizard, what do you have for us?"

"You entirely lack the gravitas to use the royal We, you know." Jocelyn griped. "As for the map, well, this is partially on Homer too for figuring out the demonology behind it."

"I'll buy him muffins."

Jocelyn rolled two of her eight spidery eyes. "Anyway, we determined that two things could have possibly happened here. Option one, this is a summoning operation that went horribly wrong. Happens more often than you'd think with cultists, and this area is riddled with 'em apparently. If that's what happened, our game plan is pretty simple."

"Define 'simple' for me please." You said, itching for a smoke. You didn't know why you were itching for a smoke since you didn't do it at all, but something in the back of your head was demanding you dictate the atmosphere here.

"We need to find the arcane anchor points that the Presidential Demon is using to anchor himself more firmly in the world are, and destroy 'em. This cuts off his flow of reinforcements, stops him from building a way to summon in anything bigger than the imps, hastati, and velites that he's currently pulling in. Then we find el presidente himself, break his personal anchor, and shoot him in the face until he goes home."

"Hold up a minute." You said, waving hands like a used car salesman. "Hastai? Velites? I speak magic, not Latin!"

"Old types of Roman legionaries." Calypso replied. "Velites were skirmishers and local auxileries; hastate were the first ranks of the legion and were usually the youngest. For this, the velites are what appear to be people who have sold their souls out and are just going after our girls under compulsion, aside from the ones with guns, not terribly threatening. Hastati are the actual demons and generally pretty freaking annoying. They travel in packs of eight with one leader, and are generally equipped with mundane weapons like swords and magical shields. Most of the girls have a lot of trouble with them: they charge in with shields and numbers to eat the attacks, then start stabbing."

"And you have written summaries of all this for the girls?"

"I have a freaking primer document in here. Somewhere." Jocelyn said, waving a leg around amicably. "I'll probably just move the mimeograph to the lounge and start having one of the off-duty girls bang out copies."

You nodded. "And option two? You did mention a second one."

"Option two, and this is the worse one, is that we're dealing with the Hellmouth in Cleavland opening up extra wide and letting this guy slip through."

"If you're telling me we have to go to Cleveland, I'm reserving the right to call up Ouroboros, tell her it's not our problem, and go bunker through this."

"Nah, it's not that hard. We just have to find where he is and skip to the 'shoot him in the face' step with the caveat we're going to be blasting through whatever triarii- that is, very seasoned and well-equipped demons- forming his honor guard."

You pursed your lips and started thinking. "Do you have any indication which is the situation?"

Jocelyn sighed, returning to your head. "To be honest? No. My mapping isn't conclusive enough yet. If it's the first, I could maybe get you neighborhoods, but no real precision on their areas of operations. If it's the second, then I can't figure out how the Presidential Demon's shell game is running right now and what his goals are. In either case, we need to wait and watch."

"I hate that, you know." You mentioned.

"So do I. So do I."



-/-/-/-/



Finishing up the bunkroom, you looked at the three girls who were staring in. Shrugging, you looked at the bunkroom too. Two bunks- about what you had scrap wood for- a mess of cheap Goodwill blankets, and a pile of milk crates on their side. The bathroom had been done first, thank heavens, and now you could shrug in done-ness at the room.

"Well, it's yours now." You pronounced. "Remember, no magical discharges in the building, showers on Tuesday and Thursday are required, laundry on Wednesday, and remember to pay for meals."

The girls didn't say anything, just stumbling into the room and falling all over themselves to get to sleep. Leaving, you saw Rose in the hall, glaring at you.

"Yes?"

Rose stared at you harder, shaking her head towards the lobby. It didn't take much to figure out there were still seven magical girls there, taking fitful naps on the furnature in between cups of weakass Folgers you kept on the counter.

"It's getting bad, Medicine Boy." Rose said, looking out the doors of the lobby into the inky blackness. "They're talking about sneaking upstairs and crashing in the cleaned-out rooms there, using them as squats."

"I'm cramming them in as hard as I can without creating a massive health and safety hazard." You replied. "As it is, I'm going to have to figure out how to install brown-water plumbing at some point, and I'm going to need a new waste disposal point soon."

"I could help with the second point, but you'd owe me." Rose said, twirling her wand in her fingers.

"I'll think about it." You grumped. "As it stands, I need to figure out how they're supposed to all, you know, not die."

"Oh, I don't know, give them to us?" Rose suggested caustically. "It's not like we're going to feed them to the demons or anything. Besides, we're mowing through these knockoffs like it's a shooting gallery."

You squinted at her. "Really?"

"Oh no, magical shields!" Rose fake-screamed as you walked to the mess. "Whatever shall I do? Maybe I'll trick them into running into a wall, or countercharge their puny shields? Maybe I'll trip them up in vines or literally stop time? Maybe, just maybe, I'll shoot them... twice. That might work!"

As you reached the mess, Trompdoy glared at Rose gently nursing a cup of coffee and some aspirin. "I could hear you from out there, you know. That said, yeah. Assholes with swords, not the largest threat in the world. Assholes with guns and cars, now? Yeah."

"What, you get hit?" Rose joked.

"Yeah, by a Pinto with a grudge." Trompdoy muttered. "I was going to the 7-11 on Allen and BAM! Right out of the parking lot, next thing I know he's pulling an iron and I'm throwing a fucking magic missile and that sets off his fuel tank."

"I'll warn the younger ones." You said seriously.

"Good." Trompdoy muttered. "Fucking tragedy, those kids. Most of 'em are only twelve."

Your blood ran cold. Twelve? "Then how old are you?"

"Took this on... eight months ago?" Trompdoy asked herself, sighing. "I was fifteen. Worst mistake I ever made. Word of advice, Medicine Boy?"

"Yeah?"

"There is no power of friendship." Trompdoy spat. "The only thing there is are friends with power- and if the little bastards tell you otherwise, kill them. Who knows? Someone like you might be able to make it stick."

/-/-/-/-

VOTES

Build a Tool
[] [WORK] Trinket
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 3.
[] [WORK] Wand
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 2.
[] [WORK] Bomb
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] Costume
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] No, you want to work on your building instead
[] [WORK] No, you want to improve your workshop instead.
[] [WORK] No, you want to research an item instead.
-[] Write in Item in inventory to Research

Magical Girl Direction
[] [GIRLS]: Partner the junior girls up with the senior magical girls; it'll probably increase their odds of survival.
[] [GIRLS]: Start fishing for information- you want to get this threat over and done with as soon as possible, and that means knowing thy enemy.
[] [GIRLS]: Bunker down for a week, and try to use the time to drill the newbies into some basic skills like 'how to stop charging foe' and 'signs of demonic possession' and 'how to pay rent when all you have is a fistful of silver'


AN: Welcome to crisis time. Medicine Boy, being of limited time, can't really control his Magical Girls with any real degree of finesse, but setting a direction for them to operate in is within his purview. Mechanically, there will be Information rolls, and 3x normal spawn rate of Magical Girls for the duration as well as a +50% range of returning magical girls.
 
Week 14: Two lost to the Pale Rider


Sitting down in your workshop, it was a nervous jitter that fueled your movements as you got to work. The girls had been running together for a week, and while good habits were rubbing off on them, the seniors had been getting twitchy. Even Mistletoe, mild as she was about things now that Chris had been introduced to the hostel, was starting to get frustrated. The problem, quite simply, was fear. The girls were eleven to thirteen for the most part, and a hulking pile of roid rage with a sword and several friends was not something they could stand their ground against. You yourself doubted your own ability to hold the line, but that was beyond the point. There was no line in the sand for you to hold on, just an ink track you kept steadily in the black. Grabbing a fistful of iron, you blew your forge to life, and made the dinnerplate sized base.

Fighting fear was hard. Love could overpower it, chemicals could suppress it. Motive would let someone push through, while a clouded mind kept it from forming. That sort of emotional cocktail wasn't something you could make or suppress. As great as you were, subtlety and grace was not something your artifacts could induce. Courage was a maelstrom of emotions. Still, there was one way you could suppress fear, and that was with void.

Void wasn't inherently hard to work with, you just had to stop it from not being void anymore. To that end, you scrounged up a vacuum thermos and grinned. Elementally speaking, the closest thing to void was vacuum, but since you couldn't make that then the closest thing you could do was make a very good simulacrum of a vacuum. To that end, you headed over to the kitchen.

Stopping outside the door, you heard Chris laugh as Jocelyn told an involved joke that carried on about a pirate being driven nuts. Sensing a break in the conversation, you grinned. "Hey, can I borrow the kitchen for a moment?"

Chris arched an eyebrow at you, before moving away from the very full stove she had been tending. "Depends. Can I get a vertical rotisserie? This kitchen is barbaric enough, but if I need to keep making sandwiches for stragglers it would help to be able to keep the meat ready."

You shrugged. "We normally do meat with lunch though?"

"I expanded the menu." Chris scoffed. "More importantly, I also know a butcher who does bulk discounts. It's cheaper to buy the whole cow at once."

"Great, thanks." You said, phoning it in as you went for the 'fridge' that had been set up. Really, it was as much Styrofoam as you could scratch up glued into a refrigerator box, which then was put in a wooden cabinet you'd set up, which then in turn had a rack for dry ice on the sides and bottom. Pulling on a pair of gloves and bending the spare fingers back to the flat of your hands, you went in and nestled the open thermos there. "I'll be back in twenty, ok?"

"Sure, sure." Chris said, sighing. Digging over in a ready drawer, she fished out a Ziploc and grabbed a pickle the size of both your hands put together out. "Take this, you look starved."

Staring at the pickle, you nodded as the heady whiff of garlic and cumin berated your nose. You could absolutely eat it, but it was bound to be one of those things where you weren't sure what, exactly, you were getting into. As Jocelyn climbed onto your shoulder, you sighed and took the pickle. There was no escaping the cook throwing food at you.

"Now out! You were obviously doing something, get back to it!" Chris said, making 'shoo, shoo' motions. "Hang around too long and I'll be late with the soup, and then I won't make tabouli later!"

"Wait you're making tabouli later?" Jocelyn asked. "Where the hell did you get that much parsley?"

"Trade secret! Now out! Out!"

Retreating back to your workshop, you got to work with the angle iron again. Drilling holes to serve as the base for a cold fastening, you wrung your hands out frustratedly. Your left hand was cramping, and your right wasn't doing much better. Putting the piece down, you stretched your hands and instead went over to your rack for potions. A pinch of this and a smidge of that, and three more were cooking. Even if they couldn't pay for them, the girls would appreciate a bit of a boost, or maybe a second chance to get things right.

Once your hand was back to normal, you got to work setting the rivets for the frame to hold the thermos of nothingness. Old nickel wire would be your standby, the issues of dissimilar metals naught before a magical forge. Tapping and sawing, each one found a home as the work came together tight and firm under the peening hammer. Once that was done, you decorated it with grape vines from the side of the building and a touch of ivy, before braving the kitchen to retrieve your thermos of nothing.

Once it was back in your lab- and you wiped the soup Chris had flicked at you off with a shop rag- you emplaced it into the arrangement of angle iron, before diving into your bins of more exotic resources. Since you couldn't directly enhance the Nothingness of the amulet, some secondary functions might well be appreciated as you took a container of noxious, fuming herbicide and dumped a draught's worth into a pan. Dumping the assembled parts in, you scrounged up some of your supply of alchemical blood and phelgum, carefully mixing the supply until you were sure you had enough to rinse the work off with, and then removing it- with tongs!- to wash.

"And what are you going to do with what's left?" Jocelyn asked you, glaring at the pan. "Pretty sure that shit's potent enough to hurt even me."

"Bottle it and use it as a potion base sometime. Tie a few M80s to the outside, and I figure it'll give some demons a hell of a day." You replied, before draining it into a couple of your potion capsules.

"You do know those are illegal."

"You do know I can basically shit flash powder, right? A little road salt and some potassium powder, and that'll get me more than enough boom for the job."

Jocelyn harrumphed, and you got back to work. With the agent orange rinsed off, you could get to work mounting the thermos in the frame, and once that was done you could then add more grapevine to really seal the deal. Once that was all done, in the furnace it went!

Of course, you couldn't really leave the lab while something was cooking away in the furnace, so the next part came where you were sitting around with your arachnid friend while flipping cards into a hat. Starting to sing, Jocelyn led off with a jaunty Russian tune, while you just kept my focus on the furnace. God, your hands hurt, too much to sing today. Must have been the cold.

"Пыль глотаю, теряю сознанье, воды не осталось совсем,
И вертушка лежит где-то рядом, и тяжёлым мой стал АКМ…
Да один, я остался один, а все друзья мои полегли,
Вся надежда – один магазин, просто так не возьмёте, скоты!"


Presumably, that was something cheery. As the refrain came up, you threw more fuel on, wincing as your head got too close to the door, before leaning back on your workbench and sighing. A short nap wouldn't hurt, right?

Афган, Афган, Афган, Афган, Афганистан!
Кружит «чёрный тюльпан» над берегом реки…
Афган, Афган, Афган, Афган, Афганистан!
Кружит «чёрный тюльпан» над берегом реки…


Dozing off, you kept a firm control on the magic, waking only momentarily on a handful of occasions when you felt something else twinge the flow. Night had fallen when you got up for the last time, pulling the completed amulet out of the furnace. Sure enough, a main type of Void, with the ability to calm the wielder. A deeper investigation reveled it was not just a mental amulet, but also one that specialized in creating void in more material ways as well; magics routed through it would lean to a more sterile nature, and imprinted in the roots of the construction was a spell of perfect emptiness, almost like a wand. Someone would need to field test it, but you were reasonably certain it wasn't just 'perfect emptiness' on a metaphysical level, but a true area without any of the World within it.

That scared you. People lived in the world, and while nature abhorred a vacuum, nature was part of the World. Whether it would even be physically possible to access the area of perfect Void was an open question, since most of your calculations for Void- all three of them now, and two from Homer- were based on the assumption that you were working with partial Void, such as the void of space. The fact there was nothing there was important, but also wasn't important since it was still subject to the laws of the World. This area? There was no such guarantee.

Locking it in your 'to sell' box, you pulled the softly dozing Jocelyn out after you as you left your workshop.

-/-/-/-/

The next morning was by far the worst you had to deal with. Most of the girls hunted at night, and brought friends back with them they'd found, but not all your girls came back hale and hearty. Oh, the older girls were fine, but with two of the young ones traumatized and in shock from when Rose dragged them in with broken bones, and one of Trompdoy's straight-up being gone, you couldn't worry too much about them. They'd survived.

Natalya hadn't. It had been a shitshow when Calypso's group came barreling in via a stolen van, the girls frantically dragging her to the now-permanent OR in your lobby as blood poured over the floor. They'd been ambushed, digging through the blight around East Canfield when they'd been jumped. Another demon had been recognized, at least, a principes. Armed well with shield and blasting wands, it alone was enough to force Calypso to respect it and battle it solo- and that's when the hastatii came screaming in.

You were good, but it was obvious as the body hit your table- she was gone. Several stab wounds and a stomach that was starting to issue the smell of rot were enough to strain you if it had been outside your door, but by now there was a liter of blood in your entranceway and another two in the van. She would have been gone from that alone.

"I'm sorry." You said mechanically, closing Natalya's glassy eyes. "She's gone."

Next to you, Calypso was shaking like a leaf, trinket smoking as it hit the top of her blouse. You could feel the heat coming off it, the strain it had been pushed through to get here this fast, this hard.
"So that's it?" she asked, the first tear coming down her cheeks.

You shook your head, picking up a towel from where it sat on the back of a folding lawn chair before wiping off your hands. Without soap and water, the blood wouldn't be gone entirely, but it would keep you from dripping. Brusquely, you took your boarder's arms, and started repeating the process. She was soaked, covered in blood, and the small, mercenary part of your brain that clicked like a pendulum would have hated to see her stain the floors. Sighing, you checked the wall calender. It was a Friday, but you could make an exception.

Going out back to light the fire and start the pipes pumping, you looked at the team of traumatized girls in your lobby. "Go out back, get a shower." You said as kindly as you could. "I'll… I'll take care of Natalya."

The shuffle out back was as silent as a grave. Taking a minute to sigh, you went back to the storeroom and get a boat sheet to wrap the body in, as well as a tarp for your handtruck. That prepared, you sighed, crossed yourself, and gulped.

"God, please do not judge me for what I am going to do." You murmered. "Because I know I will fuck this up."

That said, you spread the tarp over your truck, and the sheet over that. Then, sucking in a breath, you rolled Natalya's body off the table with a dark thud. Wincing, your next act was to roll her remains face-up, and wrap the sheet around them. With morbid facisination, you watched her blood stained the white sheet red, quickly turning to brown. Pushing the truck out one of the side exits to the hotel, you sighed, before moving over to one of the former flowerbeds. You- and equally importantly, some of the girls- had originally dug the hole for an abortive plan to make a storage locker for stuff you weren't sure would be stable in the hostel. Now, it was two feet deep, with a cover made of old planks. Wrapping the funerary shroud in the tarp, you then taped the tarp shut, before pulling your backup rope from the small tool set you'd pegged to the truck's handle.

"I promise this isn't permanent." You said, tying off on the body, before lowering it down. "I promise."

Once the girls were out of the shower, you yourself could wash the smell of blood and death off. Whether it would leave your mind was another matter entirely.

-/-/-/-/

It was several hours and a shower later that you found Acasta, the best-performing of the new girls. That wasn't saying much, though, as the herd around your hotel had doubled and you saw tarps and bush shelters going up in the scrubline and pine trees that had been used once upon a time to give the illusion of privacy. Inside her room, a neat pile of personal effects were gathered in one corner, while the girls halfheartedly dealt a hand of hearts. The atmosphere was charged, but the girls themselves were too tired to act.

"Acasta." You said, sighing.

Her owlish look at you belayed her hands shuffling the deck. "Yes?"

"I have some equipment for you." You said, pulling out the amulet of void.

"What do you need as payment, then?" the young Magical Girl asked, sighing. "Most of what I got were books, but there was some silver and their shield totems too."

"I'll take all of it. At this point, whatever you can bring me to keep the goods flowing will work."

A few minutes later, you were in possession of some ratty documents and journals, which were shortly dropped off with Homer, and a sack full of unmarked silver coins. You could use this. It would be tricky, but you could use this. Once you'd put it together with your other precious materials for trade later, you sighed and took a minute to stop by the mess hall. A cup of soup would do you good-

"Medicine Boy!" you heard Homer scream.

"What?!" you yelled. "I'm fucking eating here!"

"Yeah that can wait get to the control center." Homer gasped, glaring in your general postal code. "We figured out this whole disaster, and I think we can take out one of the summoning pillars."

You raised a middle finger at him, since that was important enough to stop your soup, and satisfied yourself with a bun while going back to control center. Sure enough, Jocelyn was perched on a filing cabinet, laughing her spinarettes off at the mess of pins on the map in front of her.

"Oh, those poor demons!" she cackled. "I have a location for the first part of the summoning we need to destroy, and here we are with all these freshfaced girls ready to rip and tear it to pieces!"

"You have a location?"

Shaking her leg, Jocelyn sighed. "I have a street corner and like five possible addresses. Send everyone at it, though, in a coordinated attack, and we can just follow the screams back to the actual ritual circle and destroy it."

You nodded. It tracked, since actual ritual circles were fragile as hell. One girl with a sledgehammer could probably do it.

"It'll be tricky to coordinate a stealth movement, though." Jocelyn muttered. "If we have too many of them in one place, it'll be a giant warning beacon, and the veil will stretch too much."

"The veil?" I asked.

"Magic abhors a vacuum." Jocelyn said, sighing. "I'd complain about you not knowing this, but it really doesn't come up in your or my lines of work too much. Anyway, put magic somewhere, it'll leak out. More magic, more leakage, at faster rates. How this hotel is still standing is a mystery to me, considering how full you've got it packed, but not important. Either way, when shit starts flying, the magic eventually hits the point where it can't really spread out any more, and just… explodes. Big mess, anything arcane gets scrambled for a few hours, it sucks. The veil is the name for what it looks like when you try and graph that two-dimensionally, because if the veil stretches it means something's causing abnormal deposition of magic into the environment. If it snaps, then there was a burst, and shit's gonna get weird."

You sighed, rubbing your nose. "Define weird."

"You ever seen The Love Bug? That was originally filmed as a documentary, but Disney realized he'd need to change some things up if he wanted to break even on it."

You nodded, understanding none of that.

"I'll draw up an attack plan, and have Eowyn look it over." Jocelyn said, sighing. "You're dead inside right now, I can tell. If you can handle the funerary arangements by Monday, we can roll hot on Wensday. Do you want to come?"

"No." you griped. "I can't drive, I can't fight, and honestly if they need to pull back I'll need to be at home to save whoever gets there."

"Good plan." Jocelyn nodded. "Now get some food and go to sleep. You need it."

/-/-/-/-

VOTES

Assault Location?
[] [ASSAULT] Yes.
[] [ASSAULT] Not yet.

Funerary Practice
[] [DEATH] You have metal, and you know how to make a canvass boat. Load the dead and her effects in, and send it down the river with a charge to scuttle it once it reaches the lake. They will be buried in the inland sea, where no corpse will lie atop them, nor robber can steal their souls away.
[] [DEATH] You have brush and real wood, and if you take your bellows, then you can create a fire to destroy their remains and send their spirits on to the stars. Their ashes will remain, collected into a memorial container, and enshrined in the building so that their life will forever be remembered by those that follow.
[] [DEATH] You have cement and planks, and you can cast concrete with difficulty. Thus you can build a tomb to lay the girls of your home to rest, so that in the time of their eternal slumber you may protect them for your failures in life. No force will take them from your side again.


Build a Tool
[] [WORK] Trinket
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 3.
[] [WORK] Wand
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 2.
[] [WORK] Bomb
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] Costume
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] No, you want to work on your building instead
[] [WORK] No, you want to improve your workshop instead.
[] [WORK] No, you want to research an item instead.
-[] Write in Item in inventory to Research.


(AN: remember that tally is by line. Also, this vote sets funerary procedure for the rest of the Quest, so choose carefully.)
 
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Week 15: In the arms of Death, all are equal


Consolidating the pile of supplies together into a neat pile, you scraped off some butcher paper and junk from your desk before starting to sketch madly. The girls had started departing last night to their deployment areas, watches synchronized and lunches packed by an increasingly nervous Chris while you shoved potions into skirt-tails and issued duct tape and boiled rags for bandages. The silence was driving you mad, and it was with a grim heart that took solace in the pile of logs and brush the 'wild' girls who had started to settle in your area had brought back in exchange for food. Fear was the order of the day, it seemed, and as you pulled on your leather gloves with three fingers pinned back, it seemed inescapable to everyone present.

Throwing a rack of rebar into the ovens, you built a great fire inside, and started sketching out a circular diagram on the floor. Above it, your hands slowly assembled a wooden desk-top, and copied the circle over it. Then, after coating it with wax, you began etching the same pattern once more into a metal sheet to place over and make the effect threefold.

The problem with wands was the problem of waste. You worked much material, but about half of any prepared items was inevitably wasted in the process of crafting- either as cruft, or for being too diminutive to salvage for later. With this wand-maker's bench, though, you could cut much of the opportunity cost away from making wands and other magical weapons as the lost materials were captured by the arrays and held steady for you to re-work later. With a new rod and a liberal application of furnace time and bonding agents, you could, theoretically, use that waste material to make a second, lesser wand. Probably.

Let's face it, if you didn't have a mess of kinks to work out of this project it wouldn't be yours.

Once that was done- and while you boiled up some reagents in your potions stand to try and boost it with- you sat down at your desk, and sighed. Protecting people was hard; protecting girls whose first instinct was running and screaming was harder. The solution- some type of armor- was obvious, but the creation of said armor was going to be a headache and a half. Frankly, you weren't really sure where to start. Would it be best to reinforce the material? Design a magical ward and implament it? You weren't sure, but some testing could be done.

Soon enough, you had a pair of test samples put together, and had along the way cooked up a fabric infuser and embroidery stand. It wasn't the neatest of works, but it would get the job done. You'd probably use it more when you got confident in constructing costumes, but for now it would work to help you get test samples done. Actual testing would be a bitch, but, well, them's the breaks.

Once that was all done, a far more important job was on your roster- building urns. One corpse was one too many to store, and you had Work to Do in order to build something suitable. Grabbing your stocks of flat iron and a hammer, you heated the furnace and got to work. Most people would use a ceramic container, but they deserved something finer.

Also you were out of clay.

Your plan, inasmuch as you had a plan, was to create an internal skeleton of flat iron, then treat some canvass and rivet that on over it. A plastic liner would hold the ashes, and the bones would be placed atop them. Once the first skeleton was completed, you whipped up three more- because it was a pain and you'd already warmed up the furnace- and started soaking the canvass. A little bit of paint base, some elemental humor, and you had a canvass to wrap around the skeleton. Maybe, if you had time, you could paint them? A matter for later. You had a bier to prepare.



/-/-/-/-


When the girls returned, it was with a somber mood and piles of bloodstained loot. In the van were two bodies, already shrouded, and Eowyn clutching her hands around a bloody knife.

"Was it bad?" you asked.

"Yes."

There wasn't a need to ask any more. Silently, you worked with her to move the shrouded bodies to the bier, before retrieving the one from earlier. Good thing you'd made extra jars.

Going back into the hostel, you made sure to roust everyone from the building, before snuffing the fires in your workshop and the stoves in the kitchen. Those few panels of eternal fire were smothered as best you could, and a silent prayer went out it wouldn't disrupt the affair. Climbing on to your shoulder, Jocelyn passed you a lighter- a Zippo, old and battered with a clean bottom. Flicking it open, you nodded. The fuel was clean, the wick decent. Tucking it into a pocket, you grabbed a rod of iron, before a soft leg on your face stopped you.

"Do you mind if I decline to attend?" Jocelyn asked, deathly serious. It took a moment, before you nodded. The younger girls wouldn't understand, but the valiant few who had started with you would. She had been The Enemy, once, even if her blood washed that sin away to your eyes.

"Stay in my room." You replied. "They won't come in, and if they do I'll throw them out."

"For me?"

"For the fact I won't bend over backwards for them." You said, the rod of iron long in your hands as you stepped to the main hall of the building. "We're two halves of the same coin, and they have to respect that."

"Thank you."

With your shoulder lighter and your head clearer, you moved back out to the area in front of your hostel, and breathed in carefully. Forty or fifty girls had gathered, the air crackling with tension slowly as your improvised staff struck the ground. Walking a circle around the biers, each step slowly became part of something more. Here, you wrote ritual, consecrating this ground in no name but your own. May it be enough.

/-/-/-/-

The first step of the cremation was simple- to stand in front of each corpse, and bow. They had died in the service of the city and in driving back the dark, and as you placed a coin on each of their chests, there was one last journey they would take. Standing before the leading bier, you nodded once, and then reached down to the bottom. Pine straw and dried leaf litter covered the base, and reaching down you lit a handful idly. Scraping the burning material into a pile with your foot, the next step was to place it on each bier, and to let the flames spread.

Watching this, the Magical Girls surrounding you slowly started to loose focus. A rookie mistake, as you felt the might of the world starting to raise around you in the fires. Flexing what fingers you had left, the fires spread at your command, setting logs and brush to blaze in an explosion of light and heat. There would be no distractions, now, as you started speaking.

"Today, we grieve!" you spoke, the roar of the fires carrying your words to where they were heard by all. "Here lie three, who fought to the last; who gave their all and went above any call that we may issue! None may question if they were worthy, none may shoulder the cost for their lives."

Reigning it in a notch, you tapped the ground, letting your stance grow more open. "These girls are gone now, given magic in false trade for the life they could have lived. None of you have forgotten the burdens given to you with your power, but even as we strive to work together and lessen them, the world is not so kind. Still, we can- we must- take the time to offer one last gift and shoulder one last load."

Now, you walked around the pyres, burning brightly even as the shrouded bodies were untouched. A few brushes with your rod brought stray bits of fuel back into the fire, while your footsteps pulled the power washing about back to an orderly march. These months had honed your talent, taught you much, and given you the life that defied any explination- and now you were taking it back into your hands, every minute and moment, from the second that a'cursed gem so stained with grief crossed your palms one summer day so long ago. Magic was a gift and a curse tied together with the actions of the person who saw the choice come to them- and now, you were going to let that choice be made again.

"All of us posses a soul, a spirit, an anima." You said faux-quiet, the whispering tone breathing as you let the flames lick up the burial shrouds. "In life, it is tied to us, and magic may toy with such a tie. Some things are far more powerful than the work of human hands, however, having powers long since lost to our control. Fire is the oldest and greatest, and long before we could call it to heel we had to suggest, to guide, to offer unto it the choice to deal weal or woe. It broke all bonds before it was convinced to forge new ones, and now it is that first, oldest task I ask it for tonight."

Breathing in, you faced the pyres, and struck the ground once. "Magic is what you choose it to be! In your time among us, you were denied choice, denied freedom, and finally denied life! I cannot strike the circle of life in twain, but there is one last gift I can give! As your bodies fade away and your souls leave this world forevermore, I give you the choice to cast of the magic in you!"

Behind you, a riot of muttering, until a second slam of the rod on the ground silenced everything. "Should you keep magic in death, you will forevermore be tied to such sorcery, choosing to be one who remains with this world. If you leave your magic in life, death will take you with open arms, and never more will you be able to suffer as we will suffer in this life."

Finally, one last time did your rod of iron come down. "When the fires claim your bodies entire, your souls shall fly free. When the fires die, so too will my working. I will stand watch, and so will any who choose to remain. Go now with God, and goodbye."

The first portion of the rite completed, you turned, putting your back to the fires, and sat down cross-legged with the rod of iron in your lap as the fires surged over the corpses. Now came the waiting.

/-/-/-/-

It was a long two hours before you moved again, the fires having burned themselves and their cargoes to ash that slowly whispered away in the wind. Standing, you found the funerary jars at the outside of the circle, which you collected with your rod of iron before moving up to the first set of remains.

The fires had burned well and incinerated the flesh of the bodies, but bones did not burn. Instead, they cracked, splintered, and shattered under the load of the fire- and as such needed to be cleaned up. Pulling a pair of wooden dowls from your belt, you got to work settling the chips into the jar, kneeling carefully in the mounds of ash. There wasn't really anything left of the bodies on a physical level, here, even if the ash still had some symbolic weight. Once the first jar was filled with what was left of the bones, you got a small scoop to collect ash with, filling the jar and locking the lid on tight.

Then you did it two more times.

Carrying all three jars up to the hostel, you bypassed the ground floor entirely, trecking up the stairs to the second floor and the most recently rehabilitated room. You could fork over the cash to get a new coat of paint applied, and probably would at some point, but for now you needed shelves and emblems. Going back to your workshop, you pulled out a piece of reasonably fine lumber, before planning it down to a neat finish and grabbing your soldering iron. Neat fonts or fancy engraving was past your skill, but it didn't matter. All you needed were three names.

Jasmine Bason

Melissa Gors

Bethany Lewis

They weren't the names you'd ever heard given, but they were still the names of the girls who's mortal remains sat not too far above you. A handful of nails and a hammer would serve to affix them to the shelf, and it didn't take too long to find parts for that shelf in your piles of assorted junk. Once that was done, you dragged it all back up the stairs, and started nailing in the braces for the shelf. Other people could see that it was level later- not that you had to check. This was too important to screw up. The shelf itself didn't really need fastening to the braces, but you took the time to place a few nails anyway, and then came the plaques.

You didn't even need to check which unmarked jar corresponded to which plaque. You knew. You remembered.

"Medicine Boy?" a voice asked you. Turning, you thought you saw a barely-familiar girl in the door for a minute, before you blinked and rubbed your eyes. No; just Jocelyn, coming towards you until she stopped, held back by something. Sighing, a memory crossed your mind- the teather. It was almost unnoticeable, a single strand of thread that connected her golem to her body, and you had chosen to make her a spider to have a sympathetic relationship to that thread.

"Mmm?" you asked.

"Are you going to eat anything?"

"Probably not." You said, shrugging. If you looked around, you could probably find the paint-

"Are you feeling alright?"

"Fine, yes." You muttered, standing up and reaching for your rod. It wasn't where you left it, though, and as your back pinged with pain, you had exactly enough time to watch your life flash before your eyes and you fell to the side, cursing.

"Correction, not fine." You gasped, hands scrabbling for something to crutch yourself up with. "What the hell?"

Looking back, you reached for Jocelyn, but she was missing. It was a very painful minute before Rose found you, and picked you up by the arm. Naturally, this prompted more screaming, but your tennant's lead ears didn't care until she chucked you- quite literally- in your room. Moments later, a refilled bottle of sports drink followed you, and a sigh.

"Drink that." Rose said brusquely. "You burned out with whatever you did, and it'll take a few days to get back to normal."

You nodded, eyes wet. As she shut the door and left, your eyes started tricking you again with visions of that almost-familiar girl, before a skittering drew your attention. If it was Jocelyn, you'd talk to her later; if it was a rat, then the alley cat would take care of it. For now, though, you hurt. So much.

/-/-/-/-

It was Thursday that you finally got around to totaling and tallying the loot with the girls, along with what minor acts of medicine you could rally around. Of course, a different problem reared it's head then as well.

"I need one of the scroll." Calypso said, glaring at Homer. "We found the second summoning point, and it needs to go down."

"The scrolls that are highly dangerous and liable to blow you off the map!" Homer yelled back, waving his arms. "I barely managed to get them not immolate the user, thank you very much, and I'm not certain how well that'll hold out!"

"One scroll and we'll be done with it! Nearly halfway to letting things go back to normal, as soon as we destroy the bastard's nest!"

"And we need to save at least one of them for that itself!"

Wincing at the argument, you just groaned. You did not have the energy for this shit. Putting your hands on the table, you slammed it once, before glaring at both of them.

"Calypso, hold a collection." You said, staring at her with an ironclad stare. "If you need it that badly, scrape something up for it."

"You're gonna fuck us over on this?!" she screeched.

"I'm gonna tell you to cough up some shit to help pay for it while I cludge together something to keep the caster from killing herself." You shot back, glaring. "Meanwhile, Homer's gonna look into those piles of swords and amulets to find out if there's some way for me to turn them around and arm the kids with 'em. The sooner we finish this, the safer everyone will be."

And at that, you left the table, stumbling down to your workshop. A one-use protective item? You could do that in your fucking sleep most weeks. Grabbing a reel of wire, you started braiding it, before a bout of nausea struck. Grabbing at your work table, you felt your bile rise, before slamming a hand down and biting it back. There was work to do. Affixing slivers of oak, ash, and hawthorn to what was steadily turning into a circlet, you chucked it into the furnace and lit the beast with a sulphurus spew of words as your back was wracked with pain again. Hauling yourself up, you went over to the wet supply locker, pulling down milk jugs filled with vinegar and spirit of wine. That, with salt and flour as binder, plus two pinch of shaved silver should make an acceptable barrier against some of the other backlash effects. If this was supposed to be a permanent item, a gemstone for rigidity would be the best; as it was, you pulled the circlet and started rolling it in the goo to get it properly coated. A well-used towel was the last step, with the remaining paste smeared into cheque pattern over it and a closed circle at the center.

Once more you threw it in to cook, this time pausing to lean out the window and puke into the flowerbed below. Rose's plants could take it. Washing your mouth out with a liter of water, you finally finished the damn protective thing, throwing it in a paper bag. Pulling yourself out of the workshop, you went back to the mess hall, where Calypso was sitting with a ton of the girls dumping loose silver coins and wads of messy bills into a pair of burlap sacks.

"Take it." You muttered, nearly throwing the bag to her. "Drop the payment off in my workshop. I need… to sleep…"

"You damnfool idiot, you're gonna burn out if you keep it up like this." Calypso muttered. "Go crash for the day- I sure as hell ain't gonna tell the spider-bitch what you did to yourself."

You weren't quite sure about the last part, only that one of the littler girls helped you back to your room where you flopped onto your mattress. To die, to sleep, to dream…

-/-/-/-/

VOTES

Build a Tool
[] [WORK] Trinket
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 3.
[] [WORK] Wand
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 2.
[] [WORK] Bomb
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] Costume
-[] Write in Level, between 1 and 1.
[] [WORK] No, you want to work on your building instead
[] [WORK] No, you want to improve your workshop instead.
[] [WORK] No, you want to research an item instead.
-[] Write in Item in inventory to Research

 
Week 16: In Homer We Trust


Slugging down a thermos of cold water, you stared at your furnace intently. Chugging and burning along happily, it stared back at you, eyes wide and unblinking.

"Can you sing me a song, Papa?" it asked, a spec of blue-white fire dancing around the ports and openings in the firebox. "I've been getting so lonely in here!"

Honestly you weren't really sure if this was heat exhaustion talking since it had been warming up again recently, exhaustion, or if you'd just finally flown around the fucking bend and gone crazy. All three of them were options, really, since you hadn't really optimized things in the hospitality side of things very well and that 2200-0600 sleep cycle you planned for didn't really work when shit kept you going through the middle of the night. Your personal carafe now had an inch of sludge in the bottom, and Chris had flat-out banned you from the kitchen on pain of no more coffee if you kept drinking too much.

"Song, papa?"

Right, urg, stay focused. You came in here to build a wand. Going over to your new Wand Bench, you started fiddling around aimlessly, sketching on your butcher paper with one hand and drinking water with the other. You had piles of liquid reagents on hand right now, didn't you? Work out something like that? Lots of witch-shit and demonic items…

That's it! Running over to the supply cabinet, you pulled out a pair of demonic swords, their evil whispers nothing in your mind next to the cackle of the furnace and thunderous drumbeat of magic. Getting out the tin foil, you made it into scabbards for the blades, caulking the seams shut with flour paste and salt, before filling them with some old Blended Humors. Slotting in the blades and rubber-banding the tops shut, you chucked them into the first oven bay.

"omnomnomnomnomnom" went the furnace, and you chuckled.

"Good boy." You muttered, before getting a pair of trays out. For the main wand, you'd be using some nice, plain wooden reagents to make a spell-shearing totem, which you'd then work into the sword-guard, and then the leftovers from that, plus some… bile? Yeah this needed some bile. Put that together, and you'd get a decent spell-penetrating charm. Carving the ash and hawthorn together, you quickly got that done, before affixing them both in an oak scrap you trimmed down real quick with your ripsaw. A little cotton string held it together, while you plated that and put it in oven bay two.

"Have you ever felt a void numbing your soul

And lit a candle just to watch it burn?

A flame dances but outside of its stage

Shadows creep



Every day I fight to stay in the light

I endure the darkness 'cause it shows me the stars

And I vow to keep on spreading the light

'til the day I die"


You weren't sure when you started singing, but you knew it felt right. Pulling the two formerly demonic swords out of the oven, you took some of your precious stocks of silver wire, and started affixing the totem and the charm. Binding them on tightly, you held each sword up, smiling. The spell-shearing totem would make sure magic worked through this wand would ignore nearly any defense, and the lesser wand would be almost as good. Bundling them back together, you put them back in to cook, and resumed singing.

"Being a hero is a choice

I believe it with all that I am

A spotless heart's not a gift

But a conquest that's worth striving for



Every day I fight to stay in the light

I endure the darkness 'cause it shows me the stars

And I vow to keep on spreading the light

'til the day I die"


Pulling the two completed wands from the ovens, you checked the potion rack. Jocelyne had been in again, and once more there were three potions sitting there cooling from their long cook-times with obscure German labels on them. Such was life. Tucking them in a belt pouch, you waltzed on down to the mess hall, looking around at the girls. Blinking, you tried to remember their names, before seeing Eowyn sitting there.

"Oi!" you yelled, catching her attention as you threw her the wand. Catching it, she pulled the first inch of the blade out of it's sheath, the demonic gladius having been turned into a shashka. Blinking and pulling the whole sword free, the totemic wolf in the hilt sung in her hand.

"How much?" she asked, grinning.

"I'll call it even if nobody dies on the next run." You shot back. Grabbing the lesser wand, you tossed it to one of the younger residents. "Here. Don't die."

"I'll try!"

"Great." You said, nodding. "I'm gonna go crash."

Dumping the bombs down by the cash bin, you looked at Chris and she sighed. "Yes, I'll take care of them."

"Thanks." You replied, walking out the door. About three steps after that, you were hit by a wave of nausea, and fell down. Before you lost your… breakfast? Lunch? Fuzzy time induced eating? You gulped.

"Ah shit not again."

Then you were puking, and after that you blacked out.

/-/-/-/-

Your name was once something rather reasonable. Then you joined a small-time gang, then you did some graffiti, tagged some buildings, saw some shit go down, and you tagged a Witch's ritual site.

Now your name was Homer, you were blind as a bat, and your boss was in his bed, running a 102.4 F fever, and your sorta-girlfriend slash magical girl was arguing with his sorta-girlfriend slash demonic spider about the correct course of treatment while you were there to keep the two from trying to kill each other. This was surprisingly hard, considering that one of them could stop time, while the other one could spit lines of thread that carried a magical imbuement to cause effects to what they hit.

"Can we all calm down for, I don't know, five minutes?" you asked rhetorically, before idly feeling a pulse of Aether from Jocelyne's position as she got ready to throw another thread. "Or am I supposed to throw myself heroically on Medicine Boy's bier before one of you two lights this entire place on fire?"

The building charge dissipated, and you wiped your forehead. You were almost pushed to break out your secret- or not so secret- weapon.

"Calypso." You warned, the fact she was standing behind you with one hand extended and spell wrapped around a knife no barrier to your mage-sense. You might not see the world anymore, but your domain was the puffs of magic— and there, you were inviolate. Unfortunately, reason was not Calypso's strongest suit, and you didn't feel her put the weapon down. Fine.

Flicking your sleeve, a wax pad hit your palm, a thin taper of paper after it painted a riot of color of symbols. Snapping it backwards, it caught Calypso right in the gut, the magic in it activating to eat away the spells she had. Hissing, the older magical girl pried it off, but the point was made. You were not putting up with this today. "You know that stings like a bitch, right?" she asked, glaring at the sealing tag on the floor.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." You replied, letting a little bit of Clark Gable into your voice as you picked up the seal and pried off the used paper. Crackling with power, you just rolled it up around your finger, before sticking it back in your vest pocket for later. You'd roll cigarettes with it or something, who knew. "Right now we need to figure out how to keep this place running without the boss. There's water and sewage to move, laundry and baths to run, food to cook, and someone has to find out where the cash store is."

"I thought you had it." Both Calypso and Jocelyne said in synchronized surprise.

"No, I have the demonic coin store." You replied, sighing.

"Homer…" Medicine Boy muttered. "Remember… don't let the cat out…"

You nodded. "Of course, boss. I won't let the cat out."

"Good." He grumbled, reaching around on the table for a glass of water, before pouring it on his face in an attempt to drink it. "Good water."

"Right, just, fuck. Arg." You grumbled. "I'll do the water stuff; Calypso, you can do the sewage collection. Jocelyne, you're doing accounting on everything, and I mean everything. Since I can't read anything that's not in the Library and I don't even know if the boss kept book, that's on you."

"And are you going to be doing anything else?" Calypso asked pointedly. "The girls need more than just overworked nukes, and I know Medicine Boy already used one of them!"

"I'm going to be making more sealing tags, and I've been thinking about a project." You said, rolling your fingers. "We've got enough demonic… stuff… that I'm pretty sure I can write a pathfinder system or a destruction weapon. There's also that concentration centrifuge system, the condenser tower… lot of things."

"As long as you can keep everything else moving on the right direction." Jocelyne muttered. "This place is a rat's nest of emissions and draws- and it doesn't help that Rose's plants are all indipendant actors and that the girls camped out beyond the boundary line are careless."

"The boundary line?" you asked.

"The first threshold." Jocelyne replied. "Walk and talk with me, Homer."

"You try and jump on my shoulder I'll throw you into the soup."

"So noted." The little spider said, her felt feet clicking unnaturally as she climbed the wall to dance on the ceiling above you. "People leave a boundary at places where they make a transition. The first is at the steps to their land; the second at their home, and the third at their sanctuary. Since Medicine Boy hasn't left here in… near two months I think… the first boundary is comparatively tough as hell. A magical girl without reason or permission would find it very uncomfortable to cross; and entering the building itself may actually be impossible for some of them unless they meet the conditions."

"Conditions." You ask, glaring into the void that is all your eyes can see. "What sort of conditions?"

"Mostly bringing goods for trade or seeking to buy a meal." Jocelyne said, still walking along the ceiling. "The girls don't really have thresholds over their rooms right now since they're cramped in so tight, but if anything did happen here I'm pretty sure Medicine Boy and I would survive, even if I wished for otherwise."

Getting to the library, you breathed in deeply, and stepped in. Now, you knew. As information poured into your mind's eye, texts and treatises hemmed and hawed at the edge and focus of your concentration. "That would be horrific, yes." You replied, moving over to the lectern to clear it off with a sweep of your arm. As scrolls and scraps of seals shot off into the void, it was a mere moment's work to redirect their falls into the shelves and boxes scattered all around. "Considering your strung-out soul, I doubt the demons would have much to do to take it for their own; while as for Medicine Boy himself… one shudders at what it would cost him to repel the hordes."

"Indeed." Jocelyne said, tapping over to your lectern before dropping a piton on the ceiling to come down with. "May I see what you're drafting?"

"No." you grumbled. "You may not."

And with that, you got to work.

/-/-/-/-

It was a rough week. One of the girls- Ruth- died fairly early on during one of the milk run jobs, putting a pallor over everything until Thursday, and leaving you exhausted after the cremation on Wensday. Morale recovered when Thursday's raid had positive results, however, and Mission Control estimated there was one more binding token to go before it was time to hit Caim and send him back to Hell. Two weeks until the final operation.

You'd say the end was in sight, but that would be a touch too on the nose for some of the girls.

That didn't stop you from taking advantage of Medicine Boy's spate of sickness, though. Tearing him out of the workshop took an Act of God some days, and if he was in, you weren't.

That's what the first design you came up with was to fix- an Arcane Condenser. By nullifying and controlling loose magic, you'd be able to up the flow of the area, and even set it up so you could use multiple workshops at the same time. It would be expensive as hell to build, cost you hours on hours of work, but the power increase it would lend could be unimaginable.

The second option was less ambitious, but still an increase in power for the hostel: an Area of Purification. Health and wellness was hard to keep up in the still-blighted squalor of the hotel, and the complaints about how you were collectively handling sewage had been legendary when Calypso lost her temper in the mess hall one day. Equally importantly, this would work for spiritual purification as well, meaning that some of the more deliberating wounds that the girls had suffered and scarred over could possibly worked on- including, a part of your mind insisted, Jocelyne's.

Finally, there was the most boring, and also practical of your designs; a magical paternoster. Your original plan to build an elevator didn't have enough moving parts- and it hurt your soul to say that- so the paternoster was a compromise to keep magical flow constrained and moving. Still ludicrously expensive and liable to take forever to do, mind, but an option.

And now it was Saturday, and you had to decide what to get started on. Oh joy.

-/-/-/-/-/

VOTES

[] Build a Room
-[] Magical Condenser: Allows multiple workshops to run in parallel.
-[] Area of Purification: Increase item yields, grants health benefits.
-[] Magical Paternoster: Allows full utility for upper floors.
[] No, you want to craft a Scroll
-[] More Sealing Tags (4x T1 bombs)
-[] More Magical Bombs (1x T4 bomb)


AN: Sometimes, you find plot. Sometimes, plot finds you.
 
NOTIFICATION OF SLOWDOWN
Hey, everybody. Since things went off the rails last time I had work throw a massive shitstorm at me and there's another one coming down the pike, I feel the honest response is to fully admit this will cause some severe delays, compounding my general exhaustion with writing what is currently a very high-tension arc's conclusion. I'm working on getting the next update staged, but frankly speaking this is going to be a bitch and a half to write. In addition, I'm starting a new quest to start playtesting a necessary commercial activity. I'm not going to say the H-word, but... consider this a fair warning. Things will be coming in slow.

Also, everyone, please go check my new quest out. The sooner I get it done and gone, the sooner I can get back to this.

 
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