I still haven't heard it. You have until Monday until you get a name.
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Chapter 28
2 August 2000
I linked my senses with the avatar, stretched my nice new limbs, and got to business.
"Good morning!" I shouted to the sky. "Is there an Ascended being present?!" Silence greeted me, the only sounds the wind and my Osprey with deactivated stealth systems.
"Hel~lo?" I went. "Ascended being in exile for giving mortals cool stuff? You there?"
I waited, every sensor straining for a sign of something. Nothing.
"I know you're here." I growled out. "My units got destroyed by something."
A gust of wind suddenly swept up some dust, rolling it into a ball, which stretched and distorted, becoming discolored. It formed into a human shape. Ah. I recognize that face. I grin.
"Hey Orlin buddy!" I go. He freezes. He fucking freezes. He's an Ascended being and he just straight-up freezes.
"How…" He starts. "How did you know my name?"
"It's a secret!" I point at him. "Points on the entrance, but you need to wait with the discoloration until the last minute. It's about a 7 out of 10."
"What." He goes. This is clearly not how he expected the conversation to go.
"So, let me guess, you blew up my units because you didn't want me getting my hands on Ascendtech?" I ask, shifting from foot to foot. I am a bit nervous. Just don't let it show.
"Well, I was actually going to try and make them malfunction, but when I started to tamper with them they blew up." He frowns.
"Yeah, they do that." I say, trying to stay casual. "So, Ascendedness not giving you the all-knowing that they put on the box?"
"Ascension doesn't actually grant all knowledge. It simply takes the knowledge of the person and greatly expands it. As someone with understanding of Lantean technology, my Ascension granted me knowledge of how to greatly expand my understanding, giving me technologies that could have been created with whatever the Lanteans came up with over thousands of years." He says, feeling a bit more confident. "Your technology, wherever the heck you found it, is completely unknown to me. I could likely find out some of its principles given time, but so could a normal human."
"Ah." The Ascendtech does look really organic. I wonder if I could make an artificial human body using the tech. Something to look into, perhaps. "So, you're stuck here?"
"Yes." He said. "As you seem to… somehow be aware of, I gave Ascended-derived technology to the inhabitants of this world. When they used it, the Council decided to destroy them, and banished me to this world until the technology was destroyed. However, I was also limited in power, and the weapon they constructed is self-regenerating. It would be difficult for me to destroy it even if I were at full power."
"Huh, self-regenerating tech? That would be pretty nice. However, there is a matter that would be greatly less risky for me if I had the assistance of an Ascended. That would be worth far more than the Ascendtech."
"Look, the Council won't like me interfering. Or rather, the Isolationists won't. The Mentor faction will like it, but their numbers are limited. And I'm stuck here." He grumped.
"What's the council?" I asked. That wasn't in the show, and I didn't know anything about it.
"You know about me, but not the Council?" He asked, confused. I nodded. "Okay, the Council is a system the Lanteans set up when there began to be large numbers of Ascended beings in the Avalon galaxy cluster. It serves as a meditative body to handle disputes, which mostly involve how to deal with non-Ascended beings. The Isolationists are, well…" I nod. "The Mentors believe that as enlightened beings, they are well suited to guiding races towards better goals."
"Or rather, Ascension." I say, my eyes narrowed. "Because that's the path they went down, so it's the only path worth going down."
"Hey, hey, what's with that attitude?"
"The Ascendeds, to the best of my understanding, cause problems to us mortals, prevent us from fixing it, and generally act like assholes." I commented nonspecifically. The ways of the Ascendeds was clearly different than how the show depicted it, though the whole part about the Council explained a lot about the behaviors in the show
"You seem to know a lot about us." He commented warily.
"Not as much as I thought." I said. "However, to business: you're stuck here until the weapon is destroyed, and I would like the assistance of an Ascended. We could likely be of great help to each other."
He crossed his arms and frowned at me. "Look, even without being stuck here with limited power, I'm limited in what I can do."
"I know." I said. "I'm not sure what form the favor will take yet, but I'll talk to you about it later, okay? I don't want you get unascended or banished again. However, this is something that will be a thousand times easier with your help."
"I will consider it." He frowned. "But first I have to get off this rock, and you have to figure out how to deal with the Council."
"I don't have any ideas for that." I said. "But we can meet somewhere else and discuss this later, after I get rid of the weapon. That'll free you, right?"
He nodded. "How were you planning to do that?"
"Naquadah-enhanced fusion bombs." I stated, grinning again. "Speaking of which, you should probably turn intangible or something." I activated the ring transporter on the Osprey, removing my avatar from the planet's surface. I could have let it get destroyed, but it was a nice warning.
Meanwhile, Orlin swore, turned into a bolt of energy, and headed for orbit. The missiles wouldn't actually arrive for another moment or so. I wasn't going to do something like that unless I wanted the guy dead.
Everything within 40 kilometers vanished into glowing debris as the first missile hit. By the time the flash had faded, the dust had formed into a mushroom cloud, spreading across the sky. Around it, everything around within 100 kilometers was turned into rubble instantly. And then two seconds later, the second missile streaked down and detonated at the former ground level. And then the third came. And the fourth. And they would keep coming, again and again, for about six minutes.
Eventually, I finished. A trail of smoke covered that section of the planet, like a giant scab. The equivalent of nearly 11 teratons of TNT, delivered right on top of the weapon. It probably didn't require the second missile, and it definitely didn't require the third, but damn if I didn't want to use a lot of nukes somewhere where it didn't matter, and this was just what the doctor ordered.
Eventually, I stopped cackling. And Orlin was there, in glowy energy form.
"Well, that certainly took care of the weapon." He spoke over radio, his lips moving in sync with the words. "However, could I trouble you to dig out the Stargate? You buried it under a slight amount of molten rock."
"Sure." I shrugged, and sent a Settler to reclaim any rock around where the Stargate had been. The massive vessel lumbered off towards the world. "Anything else?"
"Okay, what do you need my help for?" He asked. "Because with the amount of infrastructure in this system, including the damn moons that you're converting, I don't see what you want me to do."
"Well," I said, sitting up on the deck of the Stormfront. "I'm waiting until I'm sure my information is accurate before I tell you. It could be that such an action is unneeded. I'm also not sure what the exact form of help I'll need is, so there's that." He held up a finger, in objection. "Look, it involves Ascendeds. That's the only hint I'll give you. In the meantime, seeya!" I said, delinking from the avatar and dissolving it in a purple cloud.