shall we show these scrub lords the power of Aviation?
Oh dear. How have they not learned that CV's can wreck their day by tier ten?
Anyway, this is between my
snip with Kirishima, Tenryuu, and Yuubari but before
Kongou gets her own Kongo on her BurningTea44 account. Also after the whole
Sudoku thing.
Wherein
U.S.S. Detroit forces
U.S.S. New Mexico to interact with others and trash talks Kongo.
"How do you even find anything in here?" Detroit asked New Mexico as she picked her way through the battleship's room. "Seriously, this place is a mess and you just leave parts laying around."
"Don't touch those," New Mexico said without looking up from the electrical motor she was working on. "They're experimental HE shells that have a second stage rocket engine that is supposed to ignite after it clears the barrel, GPS and stabilizing fins, and experimental fuses."
"And you've just left them out!?" Detroit screamed as she yanked her hand back as though the shells had bit her.
"I was going to put them in a box," New Mexico said as she attached the motor in an armored barbette on her desk.
"A box? What's a box going to do!?" Detroit said as she crept away from the munitions and made her way to New Mexico.
"It would stop you from poking them," New Mexico said before she pulled out a socket set and began bolting the motor in place. "What are you even here for, Detroit?"
"I'm trying to make you come out and socialize with the rest of us," Detroit said while she waved her hands in the air. "You're either on a mission, eating, sleeping, or experimenting on things! Good god, Queen, don't you do anything else?"
"I get people who come in and ask me if I can make things for them," New Mexico said as she looked up at the light cruiser accosting her. "You know, like those quintuple mark forty-eight torpedo mounts you really wanted instead of your triple elevens."
"And I am very grateful that you made them," Detroit said with a slight bow. "They've been a real blessing even if I've only been able to utilize their range and speed without any of the ADCAP perks."
"You have a strange way of showing it with how you keep interrupting me when I'm doing delicate work," New Mexico said.
"I'm trying to express my thanks, but you keep turning my attempts down when I try," Detroit said. "So now, I'm trying to get you to do at least a little socializing with your fellow ship girls. It'll be good for you."
New Mexico leaned back in her chair and said, "So if I had just accepted that car, that would have been the end of it?"
"Yes! But someone doesn't need a car because they can walk or otherwise use public transportation around here," Detroit said as she crossed her arms. "And someone doesn't like my music collection either."
"Just because you got Missouri to sing Tunderstruck while Arizona was asleep does not make it a good song," New Mexico said.
Detroit muttered about how she had plenty of other music before she said, "And you turned down my food."
"That wasn't food, that was fat, sugar, and god only knows what else rolled into a ball with jelly and cream filling," New Mexico said as she rolled her eyes. "You probably could have killed Enterprise with those things."
"Her diet's stupid, and so is her obsessive calorie counting. I'm pretty sure she qualifies for having an eating disorder and the only reason she isn't skin and bones is because she'll eat anything Yamato cooks," Detroit said before she took New Mexico's hands in hers and looked into the battleship's eyes. "Let me be your Yamato and help you overcome your social disorder."
New Mexico blinked twice before she began to laugh. After three minutes, New Mexico wiped the tears from her eyes and said, "There's only one problem with that. I'm not madly in love with you, Detroit."
Detroit blinked a few and furrowed her brow as she frowned slightly and asked, "What?"
"Well, you see, I'm straight," New Mexico said as she patted the light cruiser on the shoulder. "And you lack some necessary equipment I can't just slap on you to strike my fancy even if you do launch torpedoes."
"No, I get that – I'm straight too," Detroit said as she continued to furrow her brow. "But why would you need to be madly in love with me for me to be the Yamato to your issue having Enterprise?"
New Mexico snorted before she said, "What, there's something miss social butterfly doesn't know?"
"I know plenty!" Detroit said. "I know Musashi demanded SoDak to commit Sudoku!"
"You mean seppuku? Sudoku is a math puzzle," New Mexico said.
"I know what I said! She challenged SoDak to track down all fifty and four pieces of the puzzle and then solve it within a time limit or face her in a test of skills," Detroit said.
"Seriously?" New Mexico asked.
"One of the pieces was located in Kongou's tea cupboard," Detroit said with a nod. "The locations of the other pieces were just as perilous."
"Right, so how did this end?" New Mexico asked as she wondered if this was what watching a train wreck was like.
"SoDak gathered all the pieces but failed to complete the puzzle, so before Musashi could challenge her to a test of skills, SoDak declared an impromptu wet t-shirt contest," Detroit said as she crossd her arms over her chest. "And she won."
New Mexico frowned as she said, "How? Musashi has a rack that you could hide someone's head in – Dakota isn't as busty."
"Well, the judges decided that Musuashi was disqualified since she was wearing those chest wrap things instead of a shirt," Detroit said while she fidgeted.
"That still doesn't make sense."
"She won the rematch and then went on to get best out of three if that helps you any."
"The things you learn," New Mexico said. "Now, let's pretend I'll let you drag me out for social activities. What would you have us do?"
"I figured we'd start small and go use the computers in the rec rooms," Detroit said with a shrug.
"I suppose I could look up some things while we're there," New Mexico said as she scratched her chin. "Alright, lead on."
The pair left New Mexico's room, and Detroit waited for her companion to lock the door before the pair made their way to the rec room where they discovered around two dozen ship girls playing games, watching movies, or otherwise just hanging out. New Mexico claimed a computer, and Detroit dropped into the chair next to her. New Mexico read through the computer's desktop icons and clicked on one that looked like an anchor which caused a window to pop up with images of warships.
Detroit said "Oh, that's a fun game. Do you have an account?"
"You need an account to play a game?" New Mexico asked. "What sort of game needs an account?"
"The kind where online servers track your progress and you play with other people," Detroit said. "Come on, it's easy. I'll get you set up."
Detroit led New Mexico through the process, and once they were in the game, Detroit repurchased a St. Louis and upgraded it from stock before she divisioned with New Mexico's Eerie and joined the random battle que. Detroit cursed when they were placed in a tier six game.
(19:44) ExpertNewbie_27 (Fuso) : d'aw look at the cute tier 1 ship
(19:44) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : fml, we're gimped
(19:44) SwiggitySwooty_98 (Omaha) : MM is love, MM is life
(19:44) SwiggitySwooty_98 (Omaha) : we need to keep it alive
(19:44) SwiggitySwooty_98 (Omaha) : Eerie secret service unite
(19:44) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : or
(19:44) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : we could eat it
(19:45) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : I've seen this before
(19:45) QueenOfExperiments (Eerie) : I take it that this could be a problem?
(19:45) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : yes
(19:45) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : no
(19:45) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : try to keep a ship between you and the enemies, target low health ships, use HE, and keep firing at targets.
New Mexico steered her little cruiser to follow the top tier battleship and cut down on her speed so she would not be in danger of overtaking the massive pool of hitpoints and armor before she got back to the chat.
(19:45) QueenOfExperiments (Eerie) : I'm going to follow you
(19:46) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : not your division mate?
(19:46) QueenOfExperiments (Eerie) : I'm not sure she knows what she's doing
New Mexico ignored Detroit's indignant noise.
(19:46) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : fair. She did get you into this mess
(19:46) MotorCityCruiser (St. Louis) : how is this my fault?
(19:46) SwiggitySwooty_98 (Omaha) : what matches a divisions get into are determined by the highest tier ship in the division.
(19:46) MotorCityCruiser (St. Louis) : oh
(19:46) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : Oh, she says
(19:47) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : I'd appreciate it if you two prioritized shooting at destroyers that we might come across
The destroyers and the faster cruisers had rushed ahead to claim the capture points but came across their opposite numbers on the enemy team. They began whittling down each other's health before the battlewagons on the two opposing teams had gotten into range.
(19:47) QueenOfExperiments (Eerie) : ok
(19:47) MotorCityCruiser (St. Louis) : fine
(19:48) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) has achieved First Blood
Well, before most of the battlewagons had gotten within range.
(19:48) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : Feel the BURNING LOVE
(19:48) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : what are you doing back on your sister's account?
(19:48) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : I'm reminding myself what I'm grinding towards
(19:48) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : it isn't that much of a grind to tier five
(19:48) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : it is when you only play three or four games a day
(19:49) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : seriously?
New Mexico took aim at a destroyer that Detroit had been working over and sank it with a salvo.
(19:49) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : I have a life, a job, and an addiction to tea that I need to feed
(19:49) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : the first step is admitting you have a problem
(19:49) MotorCityCruiser (St. Louis) : I think she should go see a doctor for her condition
(19:49) SwiggitySwooty_98 (Omaha) : I doubt that tea addiction is something that requires a doctor
(19:50) MotorCityCruiser (St. Louis) : no, it's the burning love thing
(19:50) Kirishima_15 has achieved Arsonist
(19:50) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : all love should be BURNING LOVE
(19:50) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : how else would a couple ignite the FLAMES OF PASSION and DESIRE
(19:51) QueenOfExperiments (Eerie) : Oh, here I thought that the burning happened when you spread your love all over someone's superstructure.
(19:51) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : what
(19:51) MotorCityCruiser (St. Louis) : it's usually caused by a VD if it burns like that
(19:51) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : I am going to kill you
(19:52) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : slowly
New Mexico claimed an overeager Japanese cruiser on low health before another one on full health emerged from a destroyer's smokescreen which sent her running for the cover provided by the bulk of her ally's battleship before it ate the cruiser in a single salvo.
(19:52) UNSpacy000 has achieved Devastating Strike
(19:52) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : with your BURNING LOVE?
(19:52) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : it will be painful
(19:52) MotorCityCruiser (Omaha) : I'd say
(19:52) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : it won't be like there's any citadel penetrations with that HE to speed things up
(19:53) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : exactly
(19:53) MotorCityCruiser (St. Louis) : so Kirishima is the type to 'miss' the appropriate target?
New Mexico rolled her eyes and smacked Detroit on her shoulder before she said, "It's getting old, knock it off."
Detroit pouted before she said, "But I could milk this forever."
"Hey, you remember those old commercials about how Chevy puts the D in motor city? I'm sure you could milk that forever as well."
"That was low," Detroit said as she turned back to her screen before she muttered, "And it's put the Motor City in D."
(19:53) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : I hit exactly what I want, when I want
(19:54) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : I've been watching the Eerie since I died
(19:54) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : it has 2 kills
(19:54) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : A kongo's shells neither arrive early or late, but precisely when she wants them to where she wants them to?
(19:54) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : there is no justice in the world
(19:54) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : Exactly
(19:54) swiggitySwooty_98 (Omaha) : it's awesome
An enemy battleship on low health crawled out from behind an island ahead and peppered Detroit's cruiser before their ally reduced it to a hundred twenty seven hitpoints. New Mexico swung her ship around to get as many of the small guns to bear on the target as she could and then sank it with her HE shots before a salvo of the enemy Kongo's landed on the battleship she was escorting.
(19:55) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : FIRE
(19:55) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : Yes, I am on fire
(19:55) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : now I will use my newfound burning passion to penetrate you to your core
(19:55) MotorCityCruiser (St. Louis) : lewd
(19:55) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : sounds gay
(19:56) QueenOfExperiments (Eerie) : BB-Senpai, slake your lust on me instead
(19:56) Kirishima_15 (Kongo) : uh, I'm interested in someone else
(19:56) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : but CA-chan, you're too loli for me, and team killing is bad
(19:56) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : you should have kept your range if you didn't want to have a heaping dose of AMERICAN FREEDOM
The Kongo had closed to almost point blank range, and New Mexico lost half her health from secondary battery fire before she got back behind her ally and finished off an opportunistic destroyer that Detroit had been trying to keep at bay before their ally had reloaded and fired again.
(19:56) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) has achieved Devastating Strike
(19:57) UNSpacy000 (New Mexico) : all those cit pens
(19:57) SwiggitySwooty_98 (Omaha) : 4 kills. Eerie has killed a third of the enemy team.
(19:57) ExpertNewbie_27 (Fuso) : lol, Eerie OP, plz nerf
(19:57) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : that's it
(19:57) GridlockedGrimlock (Furutaka) : I am uninstalling this game.
The game flashed over to the victory screen, and as Detroit turned to her companion, she said, "You are such a kill stealer."
"You should have led your targets better," New Mexico said with a shrug.
"Oh, and what about that Arkansas Beta you nibbled the last hit points off of?" Detroit said with a smile.
"It would have taken thirty or seconds for Spacy's guns to reload. I'm sure he was more than happy to let me kill it," New Mexico said with a wave of her hand.
"Oh, senpai~" Detroit crooned as she clasped her hands together over her heart and stared slightly past New Mexico's head with her own head tilted at an angle and her eyelashes fluttering.
New Mexico blushed and shoved Detroit's shoulder as she said, "Quiet, you. It seemed like the right thing to do miss 'go out and be social.' Besides, did you see how well he handled that simulation of my hull?"
"I'm sure he handles all the standard battleships well," Detroit said with a smirk. "And I'm sure there are plenty of other people who handle them better."
New Mexico took a deep breath before she said, "Right, and I have more than enough points to unlock the Chester. Let's get on with this."
"Of course," Detroit said with a smile.