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Life With the Ship Girls, or, How I Learned How to Stop Worrying and Love the Polygamy

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So...here I sat. Bored, kinda tired, and still very hungry even after eating that Hot Pocket five minutes ago. It was about....twenty minutes sense that last battle finished wasn't it? Yeah, according to my clock it was exactly twenty three minutes after I had ended the battle by executing the enemy's own Taiho-class carrier with a swarm of torpedoes that it couldn't have hoped to evade. Wasn't really surprised at the fact we won given the enemy basically lemming trained to one capture point and got halted by a single KGV peppering them with ripple salvos.

Ahhhh, multiplayer games.

My computer monitor decided to make it's presence known once again by flashing once and letting out a little chime tune to alert me of something...which happened to be a Skype request. I had made it a strict rule on myself, however, to only utilize this application for voice chat and not video chat. I did have a camera...but I just didn't like people seeing my face. My name? Fine. Age? Debatable.

Face? Nope.

Now....who was it that was messaging me at this time.....ahhh, twas her.

Yeah, I guess I can make time to interact with someone properly instead of being lazy. I adjusted my mic, placed my head back on the desk and turned my face toward my computer so they could hear me properly instead of just mumbling things over and over again. I reached my hand out and accepted the request, instantly getting a response from the other side of the line.

"Hiya."

"Hey."

"Whatcha' doin?" She asked, almost in a sing-song tone. She was oddly energetic and fun loving despite her skill in WoWs. I had formed a division with her once or twice, and let me tell ya: Cruiser captains beware, for you have met your match.

"Nothin'."

"Hmmm.....whatcha' wanna do?"

".....I have no idea."
 
Mega1987 said:
yes, nothing will save you now from what the rest of us Kongou fans are gonna do to you.
*Pulls out a human sized twin buster rifle.*
I'll give you 2.5 secs to run now before i fire.
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Alphonse and Erika von Bismarck smoothly slide up in front of your weapon, him with his dual M1911s, and her with her modified riggings aimed squarely at you.

"Try us."
 
It's a full-blown shipping war! Fuck, and I'm fighting it instead of sitting back and munching on popcorn or salt 'n' vinegar chips or whatever!
 
Now I'm imagining Kongou with a steel cable wrapped around her waist hooked up to a number of railroad cars as she pulls them since she's chasing after the Teitoku dangling out of her reach while she makes chu~ noises.

It's really like those horses attached to carriages going after a carrot on a string.
 
U.N.Spacy000 said:
Now I'm imagining Kongou with a steel cable wrapped around her waist hooked up to a number of railroad cars as she pulls them since she's chasing after the Teitoku dangling out of her reach while she makes chu~ noises.

It's really like those horses attached to carriages going after a carrot on a string.
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BRILLIANT
 
*Being dragged off by Musashi*
"Um..."
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"HELP?"

[Note I'm five six, one thirty wet, I believe that Musashi is probably six something and no fucking comment on weight.]
 
U.N.Spacy000 said:
Now I'm imagining Kongou with a steel cable wrapped around her waist hooked up to a number of railroad cars as she pulls them since she's chasing after the Teitoku dangling out of her reach while she makes chu~ noises.

It's really like those horses attached to carriages going after a carrot on a string.
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Makes me think of that scene from The Incredibles where Mr. Incredible is lifting rail cars to lose weight.
 
If you want it, go for it. I'm not planning on touching it.

Her existance really depends on the technicalities of how the ship girls exist. If they're being summoned, heeding the call, being reborn, or just taking up arms against Abyssals that put holes in their museum bodies, then I'd say no. However, if ship girls are made by mad scientists using WW II era ships as 'inspiration' then I can see it happening. Even with the others being summoned or whatever, some nutty scientist could still go 'we could do that WITH SCIENCE' and use paper ships as a template.

In any event, someone at some point will call you on her being a paper ship at some point, so it would be nice if there was some sort of answer that could be given that helps suspend disbelief.
 
*scratch head*

I'm... Not sure how to diplomatically put this, but, ah, I'd like to mention I came here to see shipgirl playing ship games, not shipgirl waifued by self-insert.
 
U.N.Spacy000 said:
If you want it, go for it. I'm not planning on touching it.

Her existance really depends on the technicalities of how the ship girls exist. If they're being summoned, heeding the call, being reborn, or just taking up arms against Abyssals that put holes in their museum bodies, then I'd say no. However, if ship girls are made by mad scientists using WW II era ships as 'inspiration' then I can see it happening. Even with the others being summoned or whatever, some nutty scientist could still go 'we could do that WITH SCIENCE' and use paper ships as a template.

In any event, someone at some point will call you on her being a paper ship at some point, so it would be nice if there was some sort of answer that could be given that helps suspend disbelief.
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If they were laid down they can be called that work for you
 
theweepingman said:
I don't play WoWShip, I'm afraid.
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That's easily fixed or easily ignored since you can get a handle on what it's like by watching Jingle's youtube videos. Still they might play other games as well. There could also easily be a snip where the girls are hanging out discussing the games and why World of Warships instead of something else like HALO.

Cmmdfugal said:
If they were laid down they can be called that work for you
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That's nice. It doesn't really have any bearing on the Montannas, but it's a good thing to know - which means the fourth Colorado could show up and then there'd be two Washingtons.
 
U.N.Spacy000 said:
That's easily fixed or easily ignored since you can get a handle on what it's like by watching Jingle's youtube videos. Still they might play other games as well. There could also easily be a snip where the girls are hanging out discussing the games and why World of Warships instead of something else like HALO.


That's nice. It doesn't really have any bearing on the Montannas, but it's a good thing to know - which means the fourth Colorado could show up and then there'd be two Washingtons.
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actually montanas were laid down they just got canceled
 
Cmmdfugal said:
actually montanas were laid down they just got canceled
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From what I read, they were approved, but the slips needed to build them were also needed to build the Iowas and Essexs, and since the other two classes had priority over the Montanas they were delayed before they were put on hold and eventually cancelled without their keels being laid down.
 
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