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Life With the Ship Girls, or, How I Learned How to Stop Worrying and Love the Polygamy

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2020.010.18

"So, Hoo-Heather is alive and you tell me now?" Lois asked.

"And then you married her as well?" I asked.

Al looked rather flustered over the Skype connection.

"Yeah, it was Erika's idea more than it was mine."

"Right~ aaaaall Erika's idea." Lois responded.

"Ok, ok! Maybe it was my idea!"

I shook my head and grinned. Classic Al.

"Seriously, you should have told us sooner." I said.

"And invited us to the wedding, I'm a little upset about that." Lois said accusingly.

"I warned you Al, don't make Lois mad." I said.

"Um, why?"

"Because she may or may not send the Corgis after you."

Al paled at that. The PT boat Corgis are no joke.
 
Icywinter said:
More like he has a lot of stamina. ;)

I wasn't joking about the running battle over two miles. That and then the gun kata fight. He may not be the toughest, but he certainly can hit a lot and hit fast.
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Meanwhile, Mike just dances around his target and beats them into submission with whatever is lying around.
 
Greek Fire said:
2020.010.18

"So, Hoo-Heather is alive and you tell me now?" Lois asked.

"And then you married her as well?" I asked.

Al looked rather flustered over the Skype connection.

"Yeah, it was Erika's idea more than it was mine."

"Right~ aaaaall Erika's idea." Lois responded.

"Ok, ok! Maybe it was my idea!"

I shook my head and grinned. Classic Al.

"Seriously, you should have told us sooner." I said.

"And invited us to the wedding, I'm a little upset about that." Lois said accusingly.

"I warned you Al, don't make Lois mad." I said.

"Um, why?"

"Because she may or may not send the Corgis after you."

Al paled at that. The PT boat Corgis are no joke.
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Saying I did a debate about gay marriage like 3 months ago the Legalization of polygamy is a possibility. So........ HAVE ALL YOUR WAIFUS.
 
Icywinter said:
More like he has a lot of stamina.
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Then Al should use that stamina. Let the girls do all the work until they tire themselves out and then TAKE OVER!

Al, domesticated house husbando waits for his waifus to return from their tiring day at work to launch a surprise attack as he determines what sort of dinner will be served, where the TV remote is, and other such details people take for granted.
 
hfdt123 said:
Saying I did a debate about gay marriage like 3 months ago the Legalization of polygamy is a possibility. So........ HAVE ALL YOUR WAIFUS.
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Let me check the law concerning polygamy in the Icy North.

Aww. It is illegal. :c

My dreams of a free-love future have been dashed completely.

(Though seriously, why is it illegal? It seems so archaic. You're punishing people for being in love with multiple people?)

I mean, I guess I can get a royal pardon from the queen, but I want it to be legal by 2020. :c

U.N.Spacy000 said:
Then Al should use that stamina. Let the girls do all the work until they tire themselves out and then TAKE OVER!

Al, domesticated house husbando waits for his waifus to return from their tiring day at work to launch a surprise attack as he determines what sort of dinner will be served, where the TV remote is, and other such details people take for granted.
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Kouhai in the streets, Senpai in the sheets -- The Alphonse Schmit Story.
 
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Icywinter said:
Let me check the law concerning polygamy in the Icy North.

Aww. It is illegal. :c

My dreams of a free-love future have been dashed completely.

(Though seriously, why is it illegal? It seems so archaic. You're punishing people for being in love with multiple people?)

I mean, I guess I can get a royal pardon from the queen, but I want it to be legal by 2020. :c
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Actually there is one place where it is legal. Well.. as close as it is to being legal.
 
SINCE I AM LORD OF TIME AND SPACE IN THIS REALM, I DECREE THAT IN SEPTEMBER OF 2016, COMMON ERA OF THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR, THAT POLYGAMY IS LEGAL ACROSS ALL OF THE REALMS THAT MY INFLUENCE TOUCHES.

"Did... Did you just use your limit break?"

"Yes, Heather. I had just used my limit break. Apparently, I can call upon the celestial powers of my other counterparts across the wordlines."

"Woah," Erika said. "What else can you do?"

"Well," I stretched my arms. "I can do this. Pow." And then I created a sandwich on a plate.

"Wait, does this allow us to break the fourth wall without any consequences?"

"Probably. Hello Winter," I said to the heavens.

Hello...? How are you doing this? I wrote.

"This is getting meta way too quickly," Heather muttered. "Al, stop it."

"Fine," I -- the person in the text -- said.
 
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Icywinter said:
SINCE I AM LORD OF TIME AND SPACE IN THIS REALM, I DECREE THAT IN SEPTEMBER OF 2016, COMMON ERA OF THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR, THAT POLYGAMY IS LEGAL ACROSS ALL OF THE REALMS THAT MY INFLUENCE TOUCHES.

"Did... Did you just use your limit break?"

"Yes, Heather. I had just used my limit break. Apparently, I can call upon the celestial powers of my other counterparts across the wordlines."

"Woah," Erika said. "What else can you do?"

"Well," I stretched my arms. "I can do this. Pow." And then I created a sandwich on a plate.
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NEIN. THIS IS BULLSHIT. DO IT WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF LOGIC AND REASON. NEIN. NYET. NO. 没有. いいえ.
 
Icywinter said:
SINCE I AM LORD OF TIME AND SPACE IN THIS REALM, I DECREE THAT IN SEPTEMBER OF 2016, COMMON ERA OF THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR, THAT POLYGAMY IS LEGAL ACROSS ALL OF THE REALMS THAT MY INFLUENCE TOUCHES.

"Did... Did you just use your limit break?"

"Yes, Heather. I had just used my limit break. Apparently, I can call upon the celestial powers of my other counterparts across the wordlines."

"Woah," Erika said. "What else can you do?"

"Well," I stretched my arms. "I can do this. Pow." And then I created a sandwich on a plate.

"Wait, does this allow us to break the fourth wall without any consequences?"

"Probably. Hello Winter," I said to the heavens.

Hello...? How are you doing this? I wrote.

"This is getting meta way too quickly," Heather muttered. "Al, stop it."

"Fine," I -- the person in the text -- said.
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Winter has gone mad with power!
 
This really ha nothing to do with WoWs anymore, it's just waifuing.
If anything, it needs a new thread and a clean start.
 
FinalAttackOrder said:
This really ha nothing to do with WoWs anymore, it's just waifuing.
If anything, it needs a new thread and a clean start.
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Oh. I can put light to that. See this thread was for WoWs then we made an RP and then one of the peoples in the RP was like "Lets take a break/stay permanently in the origin thread." So.... all the shenanigans came to here.
 
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