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Life With the Ship Girls, or, How I Learned How to Stop Worrying and Love the Polygamy

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I just imagined a horrifying idea for a plot line, me and the Willie D. Porter take a cross continent adventure to find the FAT STACKs in the quest of waifuing. The property damage, oh god the property damage.

Might do it.
 
Everything was going according to plan, with me attacking Winter's fleet, and Lois assaulting Bismark's. That was until the game decided to start a heavy squall and throw 50 feet high swells at our destroyers.

"SHIT!" I shouted.

"I can't aim with these swells!" Lois yelled.

Then I saw it. Winter's cruiser was currently be tossed around by the massive swells, slowing its movements to a crawl.

"Wait, I have a really stupid idea."

"What ever it is, I'm all ears!"

"I'm going to ramp my Gearing off one of those swells and on to winter's ship."

"... Do it."
 
I'm really tempted to have--

You know what, fuck it. It's happening.

--

Suddenly, a wild Erika appeared out of nowhere, smashing the Gearing-class destroyer right into the sea.

"NOT MY WAIFU YOU BITCH!" she screamed, before proceeding to unleash Teutonic Fury upon the American destroyers.
 
Icywinter said:
I'm really tempted to have--

You know what, fuck it. It's happening.

--

Suddenly, a wild Erika appeared out of nowhere, smashing the Gearing-class destroyer right into the sea.

"NOT MY WAIFU YOU BITCH!" she screamed, before proceeding to unleash Teutonic Fury upon the American destroyers.
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Jesus Christ my sides XD
 
Icywinter said:
I'm really tempted to have--

You know what, fuck it. It's happening.

--

Suddenly, a wild Erika appeared out of nowhere, smashing the Gearing-class destroyer right into the sea.

"NOT MY WAIFU YOU BITCH!" she screamed, before proceeding to unleash Teutonic Fury upon the American destroyers.
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"OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!"

'TORPEDOTORPEDOTORPEDOTORPEDOTORPEDO!' I thought

I fired the guns furiously, and launched my last volley of torpedoes, and activated my smoke screen in a desperate attempt to survive. My ship was sitting at 45 health points, and I wasn't sure how the hell I survived a FUCKING BATTLESHIP RAMMING ME OUT OF THE AIR. I watched with sadistic pleasure as the torpedoes slammed into their intended target, breaking the blasted German battleship clean in half.
 
Greek Fire said:
"OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!"

'TORPEDOTORPEDOTORPEDOTORPEDOTORPEDO!' I thought

I fired the guns furiously, and launched my last volley of torpedoes, and activated my smoke screen in a desperate attempt to survive. My ship was sitting at 45 health points, and I wasn't sure how the hell I survived a FUCKING BATTLESHIP RAMMING ME OUT OF THE AIR. I watched with sadistic pleasure as the torpedoes slammed into their intended target, breaking the blasted German battleship clean in half.
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Unfortunately, that was one of twenty German battleships all arrayed around Winter and Erika.

"FIRE!"

... And all of the shells, save for Erika's and Winter's, missed their target.

"... Goddamnit."
 
Icywinter said:
Unfortunately, that was one of twenty German battleships all arrayed around Winter and Erika.

"FIRE!"

... And all of the shells, save for Erika's and Winter's, missed their target.

"... Goddamnit."
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I watched as the battleship shells screamed in and exploded inside my destroyer, blasting it to pieces.

"Oh you motherfuckers" Lois growled.

Then this started playing.

"Oh you don goofed now Winter, you went and made my girlfriend angry." I transmitted through the game's voice chat.
 
Greek Fire said:
I watched as the battleship shells screamed in and exploded inside my destroyer, blasting it to pieces.

"Oh you motherfuckers" Lois growled.

Then this started playing.

"Oh you don goofed now Winter, you went and made my girlfriend angry." I transmitted through the game's voice chat.
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"That's nice!" I shot back, "My ship waifu is of fight!"

And then Winter and Erika merged their warships together to become the USS Bismarck, Sovereign-class refit, NCC-84890.
 
I'm… gonna stay more or less grounded in more or less normal gameplay. I might throw in a test… thing…
 
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ENTER MY SECTOR!"

"Winter, I think that's enough shouting."

"B-But I wanna shout--"

"Winter," Erika said again, unbuttoning her blouse, "I think that's enough shouting."

"Y-Yes, dear."
 
Icywinter said:
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ENTER MY SECTOR!"

"Winter, I think that's enough shouting."

"B-But I wanna shout--"

"Winter," Erika said again, unbuttoning her blouse, "I think that's enough shouting."

"Y-Yes, dear."
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I was hurrying to respawn in my trusty Motnana-class battleship, the SVS Gipsy Danger. I was also buying the largest escort fleet I possibly could, including 3 Iowa classes, 4 Baltimores, and 8 Fletchers. I would take that sector by the end of the night, even if it ran my wallet dry.

"This is war." Lois growled as her fleet was wiped out.

"Looks like its time for Operation: Crimson Hammer."

"Yes, it is time."
 
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Greek Fire said:
I was hurrying to respawn in my trusty Motnana-class battleship, the SVS Gipsy Danger. I was also buying the largest escort fleet I possibly could, including 3 Iowa classes, 4 Baltimores, and 8 Fletchers. I would take that sector by the end of the night, even if it ran my wallet dry.

"This is war." Lois growled as her fleet was wiped out.

"Looks like its time for Operation: Crimson Hammer."

"Yes, it is time."
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The game proceeded to change into the prototype Star Trek game Wargaming was working on.

"Welcome to my realm!" I shouted.

"Winter..."

"Erika, now is the time for Star Trek!"

"Winter...!"

"W-What- oh mein gott." She was using the time-honoured tradition of using her feminine charms to win me over.

"Not falling for it, Erika."

"All I'm asking is for you to stop."

"Ye-No. No, no, no no no no no."

"Pllleeaasssee~?" she moaned.

"NO!"
 
Icywinter said:
The game proceeded to change into the prototype Star Trek game Wargaming was working on.

"Welcome to my realm!" I shouted.

"Winter..."

"Erika, now is the time for Star Trek!"

"Winter...!"

"W-What- oh mein gott." She was using the time-honoured tradition of using her feminine charms to win me over.

"Not falling for it, Erika."

"All I'm asking is for you to stop."

"Ye-No. No, no, no no no no no."

"Pllleeaasssee~?" she moaned.

"NO!"
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" I screamed as my fleet launched.
 
Greek Fire said:
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" I screamed.
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"YOU ENTERED MY NEXUS POINT! THIS IS MY WORLD!"

"Basically," Erika said over my shouting, "It's a point in the game where he has exclusive control over everything! He's gone power mad, and there is only one thing that I can do to stop him!"
 
Icywinter said:
"YOU ENTERED MY NEXUS POINT! THIS IS MY WORLD!"

"Basically," Erika said over my shouting, "It's a point in the game where he has exclusive control over everything! He's gone power mad, and there is only one thing that I can do to stop him!"
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"QUICK! LEWD HIM BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL!" Lois shouted.
 
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