Den, you definitely have some Anna's residual thoughts left after your last sync.
That, or you always were a big doofus. And here I had him pegged as the more serious one of the two.
From (admittedly) 15 updates ago:
You contort to see a woman, dressed very similar to the Maiden who slept on your lap. She wore a black robe with long sleeves that hid her frame, and a black headdress that wasn't very successful at concealing her brown hair and wide hazel eyes. She smiles at- oh wait your head is upside-down, she's actually frowning. She looks very concerned.
"Are you alright, sir? You're sort of causing a scene."
You turn your head to see a few other visitors to the church are looking at you strangely. Oh god this is a public place, isn't it? You feel incredible heat rise to your cheeks as you lift yourself off the ground. "I-I'm fine, th-thank you," you manage to stutter out. "C-could you just point me to where I need to go for a Seal Renewal?"
Den's got his own silly streak, not considering any influence from Anna.
Not to deny that her mental processes have affected him, though
Oh, And the winner of the guessing game is Nevill. I am not surprised. Okay, I am a little, but only because I thought veekie would beat you to it. Still, as promised, here's a silly "What If?" tale for you guys.
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"And for the love of god, STOP SCREAMING!"
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Hmouth. Then you immediately open it again to let out a stream of bile. Who knew, of all the things to get you killed against a Witch, it was motion sickness? It wasn't even beating you against anything with its viny tendrils, it was just whipping you in a wide arc. You could
feel your strength leaving your body, accompanied by another wave of vomit.
"Are you sure we shouldn't be helping her?"
"She's not really being
hurt by the thing. Just-" The ravenette ducks to one side, dodging another blast of half-digested lunch that you definitely weren't aiming at her face, "just... I don't even know
what to call this. It completely ignored us and jumped straight for her."
You stop wretching for just long enough to bite down on the plant, and it loosens its grip in pain. Consequently, you slide out of its grasp like a ball from a pitcher, barreling through the air towards your fellow magical girls. Your trajectory is slowed by the cottony innards of a few Familiars unfortunate enough to stand between you and your friends. Yes, just as you had planned all along. The same plan that totally involved you sliding face-first along the ground to a stop before your mentors. Completely intentional, that.
"How about bullshit," you whine. "I think this one has a thing against nuns or something."
Lo-Ru wipes some dust off of her royal attire, giving the Witch a curious glance. "You know, if you cross your eyes, it does kinda looks like the Witch of Izalith."
"The antithesis of holiness," Deborah inspects the mass of writhing vines and branches from behind a golden shield. "Wasn't the Bed covered in flame?"
"Only after it had been damaged eno-" An echoing thunder fills the chamber, followed by a wave of heat that stings against your back. Not a moment later, the dual
clacks of heels striking behind you. "Ah, there it is. Thanks, Priscilla."
You can
hear the smugness in her silence. You lift yourself from the floor just in time to witness her flicking her crimson hair to one side, somehow making that display intimidating. The flames coating her chained blades die out, leaving her a mostly normal woman clothed in chains and bandages instead of some sort of hellish avenger.
Lo-Ru has already diverted her attention elsewhere, particularly towards the now Burning Bush occupying the majority of the cavern. At least, you think it's a cavern. Most cave systems are
underground, but this one is entirely above it, suspended in the air. Is it still the same thing? You guess if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and weighs the same a duck, it's probably a Witch.
"Are you certain you can't just, you know," you make a rending motion at the Witch. "My powers aren't being all that cooperative."
"Sigh," the older girl enunciates, looking just a little put off. "You can't really learn to fix that without practice, you know."
"Lo-Ru's right," the brunette beside her nods. "It's not a tough Witch, and you'll be safe with us around. You have nothing to worry about."
You turn to Pris, who only grunts at you in response. "Dammit." You charge back into the fray with a glorious battle cry, summoning a cestus around each hand...
And are immediately sent flying back amidst the trio, this time landing flat on your butt. Their cheers of encouragement are already dying on their lips. You crawl back onto your feet and leap at the huge monster once again, already dodging the swipe of its massive, flaming arm. Ha! You won't get caught by the same trick twice!
You are, however, caught by the
other hand, which smashes you into the floor with all the force of a tree in a hurricane. You crawl out of the nun-shaped hole a moment after, legs a little wobbly. Why,
why did it have to be
shrubbery! Tentacle monster, okay, that's tough. Fire beast, that'd be awesome! Getting your ass handed to you by a damn
bush is the most humiliating event you've had to experience in your entire
life.
Well, besides Incident Number Two Hundred and Eighty-
Seven, but if anyone
ever learns about that you'll have to kill them before you die of embarrassment.
You roll away from an incoming branch, bouncing a little as the shockwave lifts you off the ground. You're glad that magical girls are so resilient, but it's still not fun getting tossed around so much. The giant shrub seems to think otherwise, already turning to smash another amalgamation of vines right towards your face. Your eyes widen in surprise. Suspended in the air as you are, there's nothing you can do to dodge it. A glance over towards the other Maidens reveals they're just as shocked as you are. None of them will make it in time. You do the next most logical thing you can think of. You punch it.
Magic is not a very intuitive ability. It requires a lot of focus, skill, and talent to really master it. Sure, there are some things like summoning your weapons and jumping really high that come easy, but actually using any powers related to your Wish seems to elude you. Either they're so weak as to be nonexistent, or so esoteric that you couldn't use them without a lot more study. You guess that's the price of asking for something so vague and mundane.
So it really surprises you when you feel a flow of magic through your body when your fist connects with the mass of wood. The sound of a gong rings throughout the room, vibrating the walls and floor. There's a sharp
CRACK of splintering wood, and you waste no time dashing through the opening you made. The monster screams in agony, the sound of a million creaking doors and finally cutting out in a sudden
POP of flame as a blazing aura rushes out from the beast. The rolling inferno crashes like a wave against the ground, rushing towards you. You hold up your arms in a defensive position, ready to hold out against the flames.
They never come. In front of you is the glittering golden armor of Deborah, staving off the tide. "Go!" She shouts, shooting you a smile. "I got you!"
You nod, leaping into the air. You use the moment to observe the hulking tree, analyzing it. "
Pris." You call out, telepathically. "
I think I can see a core, but I can't break through on my own. Can you whip me down?"
You can practically hear the malicious grin. "
Can do, ma'am." You rotate in the air, just in time to see a wicked blade launching past your face, followed by a long chain leading back to the fighter. You grip the chain, wincing at its otherworldly heat but refusing to let go. "
Hold on, girlie." You're tugged downwards, rapidly approaching the giant mess of inextinguishable flame and unburning tinder. The monster lifts its gaze at you, a white-and-blue streak of light against the black-and-crimson tint of the stone walls. It roars at you, and you answer back with a scream of your own.
"'EGROPH KISHUF!" You cry, blasting through the being of Grief. You crash through the wood and twigs, smash through something soft and mushy, and then through a few more layers of foliage before exiting out the other side of the monster, rolling for a few meters before collapsing into a small heap. You lie there for a moment before slowly rising to your feet.
"Did I do it?" You ask, to no one in particular.
You feel someone slide an arm under you, and find Deborah doing her best to hold you upright. Lo-Ru is on your other side, trying and failing to keep a smile from her face. The three of you stare at the rotting wood of the creature, slowly fading into Grief. The entire cavern begins to melt away, flowing into a point somewhere in the creature's stomach.
"You did a good job." The ravenette compliments. "There's obviously some stuff you could improve on, but you did a good job with that last attack." She smirks. "Though, you should probably come up with a better name than 'Magic Fist.'"
You chuckle, mildly apologetic. To be fair, it was just the first thing that crossed your mind.
"So, what now?" you ask, curious as the Barrier starts to fade.
"Well, I'm still feeling a little energetic," Pris perks up, chains sparking a little as she bounces on her feet. "I could go for some sparring, or a race, or anything really."
"I'm alright, too," Deborah agrees. "We're all still good on Grief, so it's really up to you, Lo-Ru."
The de-facto leader shrugs. "We'll see once where we are when the Barrier falls, and decide then."
That nudges something in your mind. You were on top of a pretty tall building when you entered the Barrier, and then you climbed all through those tunnels. If your position in reality is relative to where you traveled in the Barrier... "Uh, guys-"
The Barrier falls, and the four of you are momentarily still in the air, hundreds of feet up. Maybe even thousands. You look them dead in the eyes as realization dawns across your faces.
"Oh, shiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-" You scream, gravity asserting control and the four of you flailing your way to the ground.
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