It Belongs to a Museum

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[X] Altdorf

Altdorf is a very interesting place, not least of which is its not insignificant Discworld influence. And being the instigator of Villain of the Week attacks would be hilarious. Imagine putting the Crown of Domination on public display - for a limited time only!

[X] Sith Rionnasc

The perspective of the elves exploring the strange history of the Old World sounds super interesting. An outsider looking in is a great way to put a spin on things, an and elf protagonist written by Boney would be really fun and different.

[ ] Tilea

Renaissance Italy is a very cool place and very much worth being excited for. Getting in on the very start of a Magical Renaissance sounds even more interesting. But... I just don't find myself as interested in this compared to the other options, personally. I'd be happy to see it win, though.

[ ] Vampire Coast

Vampires are cool. Pirates are cool. So vampire pirates should be worth two units of coolness. Right? But I have a major bugbear with this option: It's not going to have many mortal visitors. The normal, every day person isn't going to be enriched by this museum at all. It's just a bigger cabinet of curiosities. And I just will never like that.

How many children are going to visit here?

[X] Sartosa

Pirates are fun! Yes, we're totally respectable! Come take a look at our legitimately acquired and completely reputable collection! Sartosa has a richly celebrated culture and history. (Some of which wasn't so celebrated last month, but don't worry about that.)

This is my favorite option: It combines an intriguing and wildly colorful setting with a hilarious premise, it's not under an egomaniac supervillain's thumb, you can justify all kinds of artifacts and visitors from the entire world showing up, we might get a choice of some seriously oddball protagonists... I think this is the one I'd have the most fun with by far. There's a (dangerous) charm to the friendly pirate that you can't quite get anywhere else.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57GPKOnnMmQ
 
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[X] Vampire Coast
[X] Sartosa

Pirate museum sounds hilairiously fun and undead pirate museum even more so.

exploring necromancy and magic from their perspective sounds very interesting
 
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And a drop of Harkon's blood wouldn't do us any harm
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And we'll all hang on behind

Come on and roll Settra's chariot along
(Yes, we) stole Settra's chariot along
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Time for scholar shanties.
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A man with a vampire avatar and the nickname K von Carstein calls for voting for elves and not vampires who oppose a vampire by name...

No, it's just a coincidence. :V
Well, I now what working with vampires is like. I have no wish to experiment it again...

Are you implying I haven't already read that one (A fair assumption, considering I basically never vote on stuff so it's kinda hard to notice me)!? I've read that one and Rags to Ithilmar and the Asur mage one
I apologize, I didn't mean to doubt your worthiness.

Edit: Playing as Asurs would allow for the full British Museum experience. After all, Ulthuan is basically Great-Britain, with colonies around the world, mighty fleets and everything. They even had a rebellion against their king, whose loosers live in not!North America.
 
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