"What's up, Lion Butts, it's ya boy Uncle Paht! Back at it again with another unboxing video, this time we'll be opening a booster box for the Lizard Lords of Lustria Pack. I hope you're excited as I am to see what we get, and hopefully we can get a legendary Slann this time!
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Alright then, let's get into it! Just need to apply my Van Hal Crowbar... 'ere we go... now! First we have, lets see... aha! A Saurus Scar Veteran. A simple collector would simply say it's a simple warrior, but we can tell from the size of the teeth... and the amount of bone scars... yep, this is a Veteran. That's a pretty good find, I have a few already but more are good.
Now, what else... ah, a skink, of course. Always one of those... Not even a Red Crested, hmm. Next, we have a... a Cold One? No, ooh, it's a Horned One! Rarer, and it's quite easy to mistake one for the other, in spite of the, well, it's a bit obvious... still, this will be good for the cavalry exhibition! If we combine it with the Scar Veteran, we'll have something special too.
Second to last... a Saurus, just a standard warrior this time. A shame, I still need a few Temple Guards for my Temple exhibition... and speaking of... for our last find... come on now Lion Butts, pray with me... oh Ptra and Usirian, bless us with fortune... grant us the gift of... a Slann!
Slann? No, its... another Skink. Why I oughta... oh hold on. This is... oh my, this isn't just a Skink, it's a Skink Oracle! They're very rare, probably the rarest non-character Skink you can get. Seems like he's come without his Troglodon... which is a bit cheap. Still, quite a find! I don't have on of these yet, so I'm quite happy with it, although if I'm honest I still would have preferred a Slann.
Alright, I've got to go put these all in storage and decide where they'll go in the museum! Next time we'll be unboxing a High Elf Horde pack, with a very special guest! Until then, stay fleshy, my Lion Butts! Peace!"
I do not apologise. Much.