Hakuno smiled, and her black dress returned. So did her ring. Then she floated down, only for BB to catch her.
And with a peck on the cheek, BB's wonderful brain flatlined.
Hakuno has the Protag exclusive skill: Harem Master EX
BB is now tamed and ready to feed the Harem.
Rin's mouth slowly opened and closed.
"Ereshkigal?" Ishtar asked, waving a hand in front of her face.
"Wh-wh-what!?" Rin plunged her fingers into her hair, frantically dragging her nails over her scalp.
"We're going to be late! I'll explain on the way!" Ishtar grabbed Rin's wrist, and then they shot out the window.
"Wawawa!?"
"Have fun! Please bring back takeout! I'm a fan of Burger Fool! ...I'm so lonely."
And so they left what Rin understood to be a tower behind. Together, she and Ishtar soared over a sea of endless flowers, streaking towards a forest on the horizon.
...what the heck was going on!?
Rin met Rin.
Where this Earth instead of Avalon then reality would shatter.
But just think of the fanservice a team of Rins can generate :3
Quetzalcoatl clapped her hands. "Si, si! Don't worry, big sis'll happily put on a show! And you'll help, won't you Jaguarman?" Her smile grew teeth. Lots and lots of pointy teeth. Slowly she turned to the woman in a onesie.
"Remember, remember Kuku, I'm Taiga. I'm a Tiger, not a Jaguar," the woman rambled quickly, waving her arms.
"Yeeeesss! I'd almost forgotten!" Quetzalcoatl scooped 'Taiga' into a bear hug, causing the other woman's tongue to loll out of her mouth while she gasped for air. "Tigers are cute and cuddly and not at all treacherous, yes!"
Oh, its Taiga in control of her own body and she met someone even more Genki than herself.
Her old students must supress smiles all the time.
Right then, she focused on learning all she could of the web being woven behind the battle between Chaldea and their enemy - learning, and listening to the ocean's song in her bones, echoing from the woman beside her.
Laaaaaaaa.
Tiamat is on the Heroes side?
This just tickles the odds of a massive Kingprotea upgrade/alternative.
A bang came from the kitchen, causing me to look up and Kadoc to look over.
Emiya pushed Gawain out, eyes blazing. "No! No! We cannot serve a meal consisting entirely of ale, vinegar, and potatoes! I won't have it!"
Shotaro looked out from behind him, biting his lip and trying not to smile.
"Quantity is the best way to feed an army!" Gawain replied firmly.
"If we tried to feed people that, they'd riot!" Emiya snapped.
An aura of death permeated the cafeteria.
"Gawaaaaain."
Gawain said something that should never be uttered in this kitchen.
Rest in Peace sunnyboy.
We shall forever remember your death as a cautionary tale
Gawain was on his hands and knees, forehead touching the floor as Artoria ate off of a plate Emiya handed her. Emiya radiated smug.
saved by the meal. You just got Lucky.
And of course, pandemonium broke loose.
"Done? Great! I'll just be kidnapping Senpai indefinitely. Byyyyye!"
In the blink of an eye, BB dashed into the room, threw a (simultaneously) bemused and amused Hakuno over her shoulder like a potato sack, and bolted.
I exchanged a tired look with Rits.
"PRAETOR!"
"GOSHUJIN-SAMA!"
"GET BACK HERE!"
The Harem hungers. BB will guide the food to it.
Galahad stiffened. "Ah. There is one… caveat. Somewhat."
"What caveat?" Mash asked slowly.
"More a stipulation. The Shield of Evalach is powerful, and home to a mighty Divine Spirit. A being associated with the tribes of Israel, extant from the beginning. Though they waned from their former glory, they are no less formidable." Galahad grimaced. "Or… eccentric."
"Gaaaalllyyyyyy!" a squeaky voice wailed.
The sphere of light fell from the 'sky' within Galahad's space. It was a bright, blinding pink, with six vestigal wings and no limbs. Its 'face' was a symbol - what Mash somehow understood was the angel's name in Enochian.
"You learned to change your mind! And, and apologize! Oh Gally, I'm so prouuuuuud!" the Spirit cried. This close, Mash could see that the top of it vaguely resembled a pixie cut.
Galahad took a deep breath. "Archangel, this is Mash Kyrielight. She will be our partner in saving the world. Mash, this is-"
"Raphael, but call me Raphie! All my friends do! Omigosh, you are! So! Cuuuuute!" The pink puffball bounced excitedly, somehow emoting more than numerous Servants despite lacking a face. "I love love love your hair! And I bet you have the prettiest smile~!"
Mash stared.
Mash got a new member for her headspace and its something even cuter than her.
...btw is it me or is the Angel forshadowing for Mash becoming like Maple from Bofuri?
You know the Shielder that became so OP she is considered the Sercet Super Boss of the MMO she plays?
That gained Angel, Demon/Alien and Machine God forms?
Will deaer Mash now walk the path abanddoning her humanity and become Madness itself?