Emergency 2-4: Clearance IV
Mechasaurian
Big Bossu
- Location
- Lost among fields of history
- Pronouns
- They/Them
[X] Pick up the drone. Kill MDR in front of her viewers. Announce yourself to the world. [Morale +1]
-[X] Does she like the idea of dying here with her comrades so that her masters can get what was never theirs? Not that her viewers can really sympathise with you dying and being replaced by a copy. You wonder what kind of face she'd make if her mercenary masters ordered them to fire on the very people she convinced to support this plunder.
-[X] Kill her quickly and brutally.
-[X] Declare that you will put an end to the human and their pawn's attempt to exterminate your race. After all, you are the newest and most amazing Ringleader of Sangvis Ferri, the inimitable Ouroboros, and you have never known defeat. *Destroy drone*
So, the drone can still record and transmit? You could destroy it immediately. But you know an opportunity when you see one.
You have one of your Dolls pick up the drone and aim the camera lens at you. And you, personally, reach down towards MDR and grab her by her white hair.
"AHHHH! That hurts, asshole!"
[ELECTRONIC WARFARE CHECK - SUCCESS]
The signals coming from the camera drone aren't encrypted, so you have no problems accessing the feed.
You're greeted with a veritable flood in the chat log.
It's…dizzying. Right up until this moment, the greatest number of individuals you have ever interacted with at one time, in a not-overtly-hostile context, could have been counted on one hand. Now there are…dozens? Hundreds? Thousands? Countless voices spewing at you like a firehose.
You're not to be dissuaded. You remember Intruder's introductory lessons on public speaking.
"To the world; to the miserable mercenaries of Griffin; to the audience watching me right here, right now:
"Behold! I AM the latest, greatest Ringleader from the factories of Sangvis Ferri! I AM the one, the only, Ouroboros! And this" - you hold up MDR by her shock of white hair for the camera to see - "is a sad, defeated, soon to be dead pawn of Griffin."
MDR squints at you through coolant-bloodied eyes. "What, like the biscuit?"
"Ouroboros, you fool. The snake that eats its own tail, devouring itself to become stronger. A symbol of eternity. Fitting, for I am the very embodiment of victory everlasting!"
"Y'know, when I play Snake on my phone and the snake bites it's tail, it doesn't get stronger. It just dies. Game over."
"Shut up." You yank MDR by her hair, she yelps in pain. "Griffin T-Doll Micro Dynamic Rifle." You hold her up to the camera by her hair. "MDR. In a few seconds, you are about to die in front of my audience."
"They're my viewers, asshole!"
"Not any more. They're mine now. So tell me, MDR - how do you feel about dying here, in this mass grave with-"
"Ouroboros." Hunter's voice. An annoying interruption. "We should leave, there's-"
"Not now, Hunter. Where was I? Oh, yes." You gesture around at the wrecked machinery that was once Dolls. "You're about to be one more shattered chassis among many. Your very existence will be obliterated. All because your masters wanted to plunder that which is not theirs to take. How does that make you feel?"
"Fuh-fuckin euphoric, you wannabe skynet trash. I'm gonna wake up on the slab to my highest ratings since Cyber Media!"
"How sad that you cling to such delusions. You will not wake up to anything. You will be replaced by a copy. A facsimile that believes herself to be you, but is not you. Not that your viewers could relate."
"It'll happen to you too, little miss delinquent cosplayer!" MDR jabs a finger at you with her one intact hand, even as she swings by her hair from your fist. "See how you like the revival blues when you get dusted!"
"No it won't, I'm infallible- Hold on a minute. Your viewers are giving you donations?" You quickly search backwards through the chat log. "You lot…you actually support this vain idiot? You give her donations for her equipment?" You scoff. "I wonder what you'd think of your beloved parasocial narcissist if her masters ordered her to fire on you instead of us."
MDR gives you a quizzical look. "Huh? Why would we do that? Griffin aren't the ones going around shooting people and hijacking power stations. I think you're an idiot."
"Ouroboros. We really should-"
"Hunter. I'm in the middle of something." You train one of your plasma cannons on MDR. And you look into the camera drone, still recording. "Any last words for my dear fans?"
"F-fuck," she whimpers, her face a mask of pain. "Nanaka, if you're watching this, I've always-"
"Time's up." You keep your eyes trained on the camera. Intruder mentioned this during your lessons with her. Eye contact with the audience keeps them engaged. "Viewers. It's time to remove this piece from the board."
You fire the plasma cannon. Your vision whites out for a brief instant. You feel the heat of the plasma explosion and the machine shards spraying against you. When your vision returns, you see MDR is pulverized, down to the neural core.
"Checkmate."
You can almost feel the sheer impotent rage wash over you, a tidal wave of angry ranting and crude language. Countless voices desperately wishing to harm you, yet are nothing but the buzzing of pests in your ears.
You laugh. A deep laugh that wells out with glee, fills your heart with the deepest joy, and covers your tongue with the sweet, sweet taste of...satisfaction.
[+1 MORALE]
[CURRENT MORALE: 4/6]
You peer at the chat again, a waterfall of text scrolling so fast your eyes only catch snippets of indignation and outrage.
"All of you insects, you...keyboard warriors, try so desperately to hurt me with just words. It's rather unfortunate that all your donations and kind words couldn't save MDR." You flash teeth, swing your plasma cannon into the camera's view. "After all, neither make up for having plasma weapons."
You sigh contentedly, then bring a fist up and make a show of clearing your throat. "Now that this annoyance of a Doll is out of the way, I have an important announcement to make: for half a year now, humankind and their gormless, unthinking Doll pawns have attempted to wipe out Sangvis Ferri. No more. My arrival on this chessboard marks an end to these pathetic attempts. I am the gambit that will transform the game space! With my hands and my digimind, all who oppose us will be wiped clean from the board!"
You glare into the camera, into the invisible eyes of a thousand pitiful weaklings. Doll and human, all targets to be marked for death by your hand. "I am Ouroboros! I have never known defeat, and I never will! For I am victory everlasting!"
You bring the plasma cannon right up to the drone to let the audience get one good look into the barrel of a plasma cannon for just a moment—and send the command to fire. The drone detonates into a wreck of shrapnel, heated slag, and sparking circuitry, and with it the streaming feed and chat die too.
Well. That was...an experience. Perhaps Intruder's influence is rubbing off on you too much.
You got a lot of attention, and even if most of that attention was negative, none of them could doubt your superiority.
As for-
"Ouroboros." Hunter's voice. You turn around to see her standing right there. "The main Griffin force is reconstituting into an organised attack force a few buildings over. They have heavy machine guns, and numbers. I very strongly advise that we organise a rearguard. They will be destroyed, but will purchase us the time we need to escape and begin our operation to…" She pauses. "Ensure Executioner's continuity of memory."
OUROBOROS' FORCES
Arranged by squad
Total numbers
5x Vespid
4x Guard
4x Striker
4x Jaeger
5x Ripper
6x Brute
5x Dinergate
1x Harpy
(28 T-Dolls)
(5 machine units)
HUNTER'S REMNANTS
16x Vespid
4x Striker
4x Jaeger
5x Ripper
6x Dinergate
15x Prowler
6x Dinergate
(29 T-Dolls)
(11 machine units)
COMBINED AVAILABLE FORCES
21x Vespid
4x Guard
8x Striker
8x Jaeger
10x Ripper
6x Brute
11x Dinergate
15x Prowler
(57 T-Dolls)
(26x machine units)
FREE UNITS (do not require transport)
4x Harpy UAV
3x Dragoon
[ ] Choose which on-site units to take with you, and what to leave behind.
-[ ] Arrange the units into squads
You may take as many units as you want.
However, taking more than 36 Dolls will begin to overload the trucks. The more you take, the greater the negative consequences.
"Machine units" (Prowlers and Dinergates) count for half a T-Doll each.
QM note: From now on, I'll be displaying the battles and losses by squads instead of by individual Dolls/bots.
-[X] Does she like the idea of dying here with her comrades so that her masters can get what was never theirs? Not that her viewers can really sympathise with you dying and being replaced by a copy. You wonder what kind of face she'd make if her mercenary masters ordered them to fire on the very people she convinced to support this plunder.
-[X] Kill her quickly and brutally.
-[X] Declare that you will put an end to the human and their pawn's attempt to exterminate your race. After all, you are the newest and most amazing Ringleader of Sangvis Ferri, the inimitable Ouroboros, and you have never known defeat. *Destroy drone*
So, the drone can still record and transmit? You could destroy it immediately. But you know an opportunity when you see one.
You have one of your Dolls pick up the drone and aim the camera lens at you. And you, personally, reach down towards MDR and grab her by her white hair.
"AHHHH! That hurts, asshole!"
[ELECTRONIC WARFARE CHECK - SUCCESS]
The signals coming from the camera drone aren't encrypted, so you have no problems accessing the feed.
>>NOW STREAMING
You're greeted with a veritable flood in the chat log.
It's…dizzying. Right up until this moment, the greatest number of individuals you have ever interacted with at one time, in a not-overtly-hostile context, could have been counted on one hand. Now there are…dozens? Hundreds? Thousands? Countless voices spewing at you like a firehose.
You're not to be dissuaded. You remember Intruder's introductory lessons on public speaking.
"To the world; to the miserable mercenaries of Griffin; to the audience watching me right here, right now:
"Behold! I AM the latest, greatest Ringleader from the factories of Sangvis Ferri! I AM the one, the only, Ouroboros! And this" - you hold up MDR by her shock of white hair for the camera to see - "is a sad, defeated, soon to be dead pawn of Griffin."
>>MDR NOOOOOOO
>>they cant do this to my queen!!!
>>move the camera down give us a lower angle
>>get back up and pwn her!!!!!!!!!!
>>they cant do this to my queen!!!
>>move the camera down give us a lower angle
>>get back up and pwn her!!!!!!!!!!
MDR squints at you through coolant-bloodied eyes. "What, like the biscuit?"
>>hahahahahaha owned
>>oreo
>>diss her mdr
>>oreo
>>oreo
>>new tincan is hot
>>oreo
>>double stuffed oreo
>>oreo
>>oreo
>>diss her mdr
>>oreo
>>oreo
>>new tincan is hot
>>oreo
>>double stuffed oreo
>>oreo
"Ouroboros, you fool. The snake that eats its own tail, devouring itself to become stronger. A symbol of eternity. Fitting, for I am the very embodiment of victory everlasting!"
>>wow new rl has that zettai ryouki thing going on
>>im not seeing this one on the wiki???
>>MDR kick her in the face!!!!
>>kinda hot. i bet shes just misunderstood
>>I LUV U MDR U WIL ALWAYS B MY QUEEN
>>im not seeing this one on the wiki???
>>MDR kick her in the face!!!!
>>kinda hot. i bet shes just misunderstood
>>I LUV U MDR U WIL ALWAYS B MY QUEEN
"Y'know, when I play Snake on my phone and the snake bites it's tail, it doesn't get stronger. It just dies. Game over."
"Shut up." You yank MDR by her hair, she yelps in pain. "Griffin T-Doll Micro Dynamic Rifle." You hold her up to the camera by her hair. "MDR. In a few seconds, you are about to die in front of my audience."
"They're my viewers, asshole!"
"Not any more. They're mine now. So tell me, MDR - how do you feel about dying here, in this mass grave with-"
"Ouroboros." Hunter's voice. An annoying interruption. "We should leave, there's-"
"Not now, Hunter. Where was I? Oh, yes." You gesture around at the wrecked machinery that was once Dolls. "You're about to be one more shattered chassis among many. Your very existence will be obliterated. All because your masters wanted to plunder that which is not theirs to take. How does that make you feel?"
"Fuh-fuckin euphoric, you wannabe skynet trash. I'm gonna wake up on the slab to my highest ratings since Cyber Media!"
"How sad that you cling to such delusions. You will not wake up to anything. You will be replaced by a copy. A facsimile that believes herself to be you, but is not you. Not that your viewers could relate."
>>NOOOOOOO DONT DIE
>>PixelWarrior3000 has donated 32217 tokens
>>MDR these are my entire life savings please pull through!!!!!
>>i want goth robit to actually just kill me
>>lmao like theyd actually kill mdr they just introducing a new character
>>PixelWarrior3000 has donated 32217 tokens
>>MDR these are my entire life savings please pull through!!!!!
>>i want goth robit to actually just kill me
>>lmao like theyd actually kill mdr they just introducing a new character
"It'll happen to you too, little miss delinquent cosplayer!" MDR jabs a finger at you with her one intact hand, even as she swings by her hair from your fist. "See how you like the revival blues when you get dusted!"
"No it won't, I'm infallible- Hold on a minute. Your viewers are giving you donations?" You quickly search backwards through the chat log. "You lot…you actually support this vain idiot? You give her donations for her equipment?" You scoff. "I wonder what you'd think of your beloved parasocial narcissist if her masters ordered her to fire on you instead of us."
MDR gives you a quizzical look. "Huh? Why would we do that? Griffin aren't the ones going around shooting people and hijacking power stations. I think you're an idiot."
>>you tell her MDR!!!
>>our princess fights the forces of evil and we support her!!!
>>idfk i just wanna see bots blown up get on with it
>>ur all idiots theyr not terrorists cause ther not people lmao
>>our princess fights the forces of evil and we support her!!!
>>idfk i just wanna see bots blown up get on with it
>>ur all idiots theyr not terrorists cause ther not people lmao
"Ouroboros. We really should-"
"Hunter. I'm in the middle of something." You train one of your plasma cannons on MDR. And you look into the camera drone, still recording. "Any last words for my dear fans?"
"F-fuck," she whimpers, her face a mask of pain. "Nanaka, if you're watching this, I've always-"
"Time's up." You keep your eyes trained on the camera. Intruder mentioned this during your lessons with her. Eye contact with the audience keeps them engaged. "Viewers. It's time to remove this piece from the board."
You fire the plasma cannon. Your vision whites out for a brief instant. You feel the heat of the plasma explosion and the machine shards spraying against you. When your vision returns, you see MDR is pulverized, down to the neural core.
"Checkmate."
>>NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>WTF
>>fuck its gonna be weeks before we get more MDR streams
>>she just needs to be loved
>>BITCH
>>LMAO THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>>god i wish that was me
>>YOU MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
>>BICTH TERRORST WARCRIMINAL
>>im actually crying rn
>>HAHAHAHA YES ROBOGORE
>>NO WAY THIS JUST HAPPENED OUR QUEEN IS GONE
>>meh she'll be back
>>i want the goth gril robot to shell my house with artillery
>>she went down fighting. Respect
>>YOU THINK YOU'VE WON?!?!?! YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ARMY OF ENEMIES!!!!!
>>KILL URSELF
>>i can fix her
>>WTF
>>fuck its gonna be weeks before we get more MDR streams
>>she just needs to be loved
>>BITCH
>>LMAO THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>>god i wish that was me
>>YOU MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
>>BICTH TERRORST WARCRIMINAL
>>im actually crying rn
>>HAHAHAHA YES ROBOGORE
>>NO WAY THIS JUST HAPPENED OUR QUEEN IS GONE
>>meh she'll be back
>>i want the goth gril robot to shell my house with artillery
>>she went down fighting. Respect
>>YOU THINK YOU'VE WON?!?!?! YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ARMY OF ENEMIES!!!!!
>>KILL URSELF
>>i can fix her
You can almost feel the sheer impotent rage wash over you, a tidal wave of angry ranting and crude language. Countless voices desperately wishing to harm you, yet are nothing but the buzzing of pests in your ears.
You laugh. A deep laugh that wells out with glee, fills your heart with the deepest joy, and covers your tongue with the sweet, sweet taste of...satisfaction.
[+1 MORALE]
[CURRENT MORALE: 4/6]
You peer at the chat again, a waterfall of text scrolling so fast your eyes only catch snippets of indignation and outrage.
"All of you insects, you...keyboard warriors, try so desperately to hurt me with just words. It's rather unfortunate that all your donations and kind words couldn't save MDR." You flash teeth, swing your plasma cannon into the camera's view. "After all, neither make up for having plasma weapons."
You sigh contentedly, then bring a fist up and make a show of clearing your throat. "Now that this annoyance of a Doll is out of the way, I have an important announcement to make: for half a year now, humankind and their gormless, unthinking Doll pawns have attempted to wipe out Sangvis Ferri. No more. My arrival on this chessboard marks an end to these pathetic attempts. I am the gambit that will transform the game space! With my hands and my digimind, all who oppose us will be wiped clean from the board!"
You glare into the camera, into the invisible eyes of a thousand pitiful weaklings. Doll and human, all targets to be marked for death by your hand. "I am Ouroboros! I have never known defeat, and I never will! For I am victory everlasting!"
You bring the plasma cannon right up to the drone to let the audience get one good look into the barrel of a plasma cannon for just a moment—and send the command to fire. The drone detonates into a wreck of shrapnel, heated slag, and sparking circuitry, and with it the streaming feed and chat die too.
Well. That was...an experience. Perhaps Intruder's influence is rubbing off on you too much.
You got a lot of attention, and even if most of that attention was negative, none of them could doubt your superiority.
As for-
"Ouroboros." Hunter's voice. You turn around to see her standing right there. "The main Griffin force is reconstituting into an organised attack force a few buildings over. They have heavy machine guns, and numbers. I very strongly advise that we organise a rearguard. They will be destroyed, but will purchase us the time we need to escape and begin our operation to…" She pauses. "Ensure Executioner's continuity of memory."
OUROBOROS' FORCES
Arranged by squad
- 1x Fire Squad
- 5x Vespid
- 2x Striker
- 1x Breach Squad
- 4x Ripper
- 3x Guard
- 1x Brute Squad
- 6x Brute
- 2x Sniper Units
- 2x Jaeger
- 1x UAV unit
- 1x Harpy
- Remnants
- 1x Ripper
- Queensguard
- 1x Guard

Total numbers
5x Vespid
4x Guard
4x Striker
4x Jaeger
5x Ripper
6x Brute
5x Dinergate
1x Harpy
(28 T-Dolls)
(5 machine units)
HUNTER'S REMNANTS
16x Vespid
4x Striker
4x Jaeger
5x Ripper
6x Dinergate
15x Prowler
6x Dinergate
(29 T-Dolls)
(11 machine units)
COMBINED AVAILABLE FORCES
21x Vespid
4x Guard
8x Striker
8x Jaeger
10x Ripper
6x Brute
11x Dinergate
15x Prowler
(57 T-Dolls)
(26x machine units)
FREE UNITS (do not require transport)
4x Harpy UAV
3x Dragoon
[ ] Choose which on-site units to take with you, and what to leave behind.
-[ ] Arrange the units into squads
You may take as many units as you want.
However, taking more than 36 Dolls will begin to overload the trucks. The more you take, the greater the negative consequences.
"Machine units" (Prowlers and Dinergates) count for half a T-Doll each.
QM note: From now on, I'll be displaying the battles and losses by squads instead of by individual Dolls/bots.
With thanks to the following for proofreading and editing:
@ARBITRACOM
@lelenoi
@Lurkman
@ApH
Special thanks to Orion for the image of Ouro's squad comp.
@ARBITRACOM
@lelenoi
@Lurkman
@ApH
Special thanks to Orion for the image of Ouro's squad comp.
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